The root of all evil?

Nothing wrong with being fat, PG

I agree Biggie.....she's a MONSTER though

PG ... maybe you should apologise to the cows you've offended too

Warning - all those of a sensitive nature look away now... for I am about to unvail to you an Evil the like's of which has not been witnessed on earth for a long time....this item emits such a force of evil that any mortal caught up in its spell will gladly commit unspeakable acts and in the end be reduced to a quivering mass of totally defeated pulp.....










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Originally Posted by 156Chris

PG ... maybe you should apologise to the cows you've offended too

Only the really, really enormous ones

My mother in law

My wifes cooking

Cabbage (red or green)

is it a root vegetable

All mother in laws its passed to them in a secret ceremony the night before the wedding ( they are allnice before and its the father in laws who are the pains but once the rings on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Religion, Greed (read money), Predudice...

The labour government. (Sorry that should be root of all anger)

Surely everyone on here has seen the mathematical proof of what is the root of evil before?

It goes like this:

To find a woman you need time and money:
Women = Time x money

Everyone knows that "time is money":
Time = money

Therefore we can substitute:
Women = money x money (or money squared)

Everyone also knows "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = (sq root)Evil

So, substituting again:
Women = (sq root)Evil(squared)

Women = evil.

Originally Posted by dpat

Cabbage (red or green)

is it a root vegetable

No it grows above ground

Cling film (as mentioned by Ferdi) is another proof that women are evil. It's definitely evil stuff of itself. You can never get it to rip straight - and when you do it instantly flings itself into a little ball which can never again be straightened out.
Yet women can use it without problems. Clearly they have a deal going on.

Originally Posted by bazza

Surely everyone on here has seen the mathematical proof of what is the root of evil before?

It goes like this:

To find a woman you need time and money:
Women = Time x money

Everyone knows that "time is money":
Time = money

Therefore we can substitute:
Women = money x money (or money squared)

Everyone also knows "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = (sq root)Evil

So, substituting again:
Women = (sq root)Evil(squared)

Women = evil.

So true Bazza , I think we have our answer


.....unless you are from the fairer sex

Originally Posted by Dirk

So true Bazza , I think we have our answer


.....unless you are from the fairer sex

There is not such beast as "the fairer sex" - they do not play fair... they use whiley ways to ensnare us and make us do their biding....and they have breasts - weapons of mass distraction
















ummmmmm breasts

BMW drivers....................

(ok i'm generalising a tad!!)