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Old 23-05-2008
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Did Mr. Benz ever say " I love my Mercedes. " Possible coming on !
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Oh dear, I am really disturbed now. I just looked up and saw one of the engineers that has come across from our other site, and realised how similar he looks to the guy in the picture baby attached!!!

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ha ha ha my loner mate looks similar too him too.....I'm pretending thats not the case tho
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Hopefully the pipes on the bug is not standard, not much can fit in them
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim View Post
... I don't feel like lending him a hand...







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Re: I have sex with my car!

Makes you wonder how they measure the emissions at MOT time.

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Re: I have sex with my car!

There's a documentary on mechaphiles on channel 5 this weds at either 9 or 10PM - strangle people about
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Originally Posted by PaulR View Post
Makes you wonder how they measure the emissions at MOT time.

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This guy is on the documentary on Wednesday night at 9pm.....
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Re: I have sex with my car!

What a sad git...the only date he can get is a knackered old beetle.

Seek help...
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Re: I have sex with my car!

have you never heard about the guy who married a princess?
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Re: I have sex with my car!

some cars are so cheap they'll just go with anyone
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Re: I have sex with my car!

I've seen a couple of vidieos..........Women and their gearstick !!!! ......... Strange thing is?????............. I never really thought of that as odd !!!!

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Originally Posted by Green_Rizla View Post
I've seen a couple of vidieos..........Women and their gearstick !!!! ......... Strange thing is?????............. I never really thought of that as odd !!!!

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I guess that it must be a man thing
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Originally Posted by Mr Dunamis View Post
I guess that it must be a man thing
ABSOLUTELY IS !!!!
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Re: I have sex with my car!

This guy claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars

Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph
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Re: I have sex with my car!

What a freak...................................
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Originally Posted by baby278278 View Post
What a freak...................................
Maybe so, but the ease at which we and our media jump
to vilify such people seems very much to be torch-burning-mob
mentality. After all are they actually harming anyone?


Why are there so many such stories being on at the moment?

Maybe it's all part of the governments idea to control and
proscribe anything that doesn't fit to their norm. Even
if it doesn't harm another human being. (Just check out
some of the new pornography laws that have just been
passed in the UK.)
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Re: I have sex with my car!

Originally Posted by Knikki View Post
It is a bit of an old story. The BBC reproted a couple of years ago about some bloke arrested for having sex with a Mini Metro

Same thing bit of lube on the exhaust, but he got it wrong first time as he had just driven the car to a "secluded place" and the pipe was a "bit warm"
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