The Fast Show

What were your best bits?

the p*ssed old bloke when he was mumbling on about poisonous monkeys and suddenly screams and shouts 'aaaaaarrrrgghh absinthe!!!!'

but alas he was very, very drunk

Arn't holes brillia.................................

"Yes, and the clouds over there are very dark, almost too dark, some might say they were....black....yes, black.... Black. Black. BLACK!" ~ Johnny whilst Painting

"If you get to the old bridge, you've gone too far, turn back! Quick, go left! Get to the tree, go straight over, reach the wall, me tree wall me, me tree wall me, me tree wall me..." ~ The Old Farmer giving Directions

Classic show!!!!!!

you ain't seen me, right

Never watched it

Jesse...

"today i av been mostly eating...."

YouTube - The Fast Show - Black

Checking the details of a second-hand car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?

Ted and Ralph

They just dont make TV like it anymore

Originally Posted by Darren156

"Yes, and the clouds over there are very dark, almost too dark, some might say they were....black....yes, black.... Black. Black. BLACK!" ~ Johnny whilst Painting

"If you get to the old bridge, you've gone too far, turn back! Quick, go left! Get to the tree, go straight over, reach the wall, me tree wall me, me tree wall me, me tree wall me..." ~ The Old Farmer giving Directions

Classic show!!!!!!

An' then you'll be drivin' down this road, until you
come to a tree. An' yum thinkin', 'ello - a tree? What's a tree doin' ere?
Lovely old tree. Which way now? I've come this far, yum thinkin' - why
give up now? An' yum thinkin'... I'll go down 'ere, cos this road looks right.
But where's this road leadin' me? Where? Yum thinkin', where does this
road lead? Where? 'ave I gone to far? My God! My wife! My little
children! WHERE DOES THIS ROAD LEAD TO? Have I got enough petrol for
this journey, yum thinkin'? IS IT A GONNA RAIN? It's possible! Turn BACK
yum sayin'! TURN BACK! My WIFE! My LITTLE CHILDREN!

Also

PW Don't ever walk in these woods alone at night, sor.
SD What?
PW You heard what Oi said.
SD What?
PW You heard what Oi said.

In fact go find your favourite bits yourselves from here.

The Fast Show : Scripts

.........................which was nice.

Erm...does anyone fancy a pint?

I like Unlucky Alf, where he buys a new parrot "Knowing my luck it won't speak". The parrot then starts saying "T*at, w*nker" etc...

"Oh B*gger"

Also when he tries to get off the bus, whilst it is still moving and runs into a post. The bus then stops and someone helps him back on.

Brilliant.

..................sorry, I've just come.

I saw them live at the Hammersmith Apollo, it was very cleverly done. Laughed so hard all the way through.

It was a double header with Shooting Stars too.

Brilliant evening.

This is brilliant!
Had never heard of them - instant fan

Originally Posted by Al Faromeo

This is brilliant!
Had never heard of them - instant fan

I spent many a long evening in the mid 90's in shared student houses with a few cans of beer and the Fast Show on the box. Essential viewing and you still here those catchphrases quoted all the time!

Like: I'll get my coat.

Oi Luv.. put cha knickers on and go make us a cup of tea

The legend that is Monkfish

Got all the series on DVD at home

All Creatures Great and Monkfish

Originally Posted by Highland159

.........................which was nice.

I quite often say that myself!

When this site is back up it has a few of the old Fast Show episodes on............... which is nice!

Ahh nostalgia... Not what it was though is it?

"fall to the ground like a ton of bricks?!!!!"

stuntman is ace!

CHANEL NINE!