Originally Posted by Alfa Vincent
never stopped you before

most of my jokes aren't really suitable
2 women testing out perfume in a shop.
one says 'oooh this is lovely, what's it called?'
her friend says 'it's called viens a moi'
'so what does that mean?' says 1st woman.
'it's french for come to me' says her mate
1st woman sniffs it again and says 'well it doesn't smell like come to me'