remonds me of a joke...
A Farmer is walking down the road with a 3 legged pig hobbling along beside him... the Polis stop the farmer and one of the cunstable's ask's the farmer about the pig...
" Well " begins the Farmer with a tear in his eye "This yer pig saved the life of my wife and kids see - dragged em out of a burning building it did...one at a time... then it ran down to shed and got the 'ose and put out the fire.. saved my livelyhood he did".... "Why has he only got 3 legs"....
"Well you don't eat a pig like that all in one go do you

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