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[fee]

Wandering through a department store, two women stopped at the perfume counter where they picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it.
" That's nice, isn't it?" she said, waving her arm under her friend's nose.
"Yeah," said her friend. " What's it called?"
" Viens a moi."
" Viens a moi ? What's that mean?"
A assistant offered some help, explaining: " Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'.
The first woman took another sniff. " That doesn't smell like come to me !"

[Brickman]

[Chill]

[rammy]

[Lord Snooty]

Shocked.

[thorleyman]

[alfaspence]