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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her ,
'Father, may I ask a favor of you ?'
I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday . It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it . Is there any way
you could carry it through customs for me ? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me ?'
'I would love to help you my dear ; but, I must warn you , I will not lie !'
'With your honest face , Father, I'm sure no one will question you !'
When they got to customs, she let the priest go first .
The official asked,
'Father , do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist , I have nothing to declare .'
The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked ,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor ?'
'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women , but which, to date , remains unused .'
Roaring with laughter , the official said ,
'Go ahead, Father . Next , please !'
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