Has anybody got a water bed?

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what ?



I asked the question...

Just changed ours. It was too hard.




....everytime the wife got in the water froze.

B'dum Tsch!



(Not true darling if you're sneakily checking my posts. Just a joke! Just a joke! Put down the poker and step away from the lighter fluid...)

Nope.

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

Just changed ours. It was too hard.




....everytime the wife got in the water froze.

B'dum Tsch!



(Not true darling if you're sneakily checking my posts. Just a joke! Just a joke! Put down the poker and step away from the lighter fluid...)

Originally Posted by BigFoot

Nope.

Just as well...

Ours was a bit damp this morning. Managed to persuade the Missus it was her fault. She's going in for the operation next month.

watery bed

I'll bet Nomes has got one.


Or anyone living in Tewkesbury.

Nope

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

Just changed ours. It was too hard.




....everytime the wife got in the water froze.

B'dum Tsch!



(Not true darling if you're sneakily checking my posts. Just a joke! Just a joke! Put down the poker and step away from the lighter fluid...)

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

....everytime the wife got in the water froze.

I had one (non-heated version) many years ago and found it to be uncomfortably cold, & had to insulate it with several blanket layers under the bed sheets

Also found that all finesse related to enthusiastic bedroom acrobatics was lost due to the bed's constant movement, although that did provide a lot of laughs

Originally Posted by baby278278

Nope

Somehow I thought you'd be more classy.

Originally Posted by Dirk

Whereas....

Originally Posted by AlfaMartini

Also found that all finesse related to enthusiastic bedroom acrobatics was lost due to the bed's constant movement, although that did provide a lot of laughs

So...no good as a trampoline, then?

Only when the roof leaks

Originally Posted by AlfaMartini

I had one (non-heated version) many years ago and found it to be uncomfortably cold, & had to insulate it with several blanket layers under the bed sheets

Did you never get a leak/puncture...?

Originally Posted by Lord Snooty

Somehow I thought you'd be more classy.




Whereas....

Babys dont sleep in waterbeds, they sleep in cots with sponge bob covers

True.

Obviously I sleep in a four poster

Nomes in a manger

Howell in a sheep

Flerbs in a nightie

BigFoot in a mawashi