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Reasons to be cheerfuel Part x.Add your own.

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#1 ·
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On the basis of if it wasnae fur yer wellies where would ye be.


If it wiznae fur the global warming..think how bloody cauld this cauld spell would be.


2 If the politicians hudnae spent as much money wie such success combatting global warming they could have afforded mair gritter and salt:confused: fur when the unexpected happens .

3 Newton for Furst Minister.Tae every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.


On thinking aboot it..they huvnae combatted the global warning warming at all or Mother Nature has just reacted.

Pomeo:cheese:
 
#3 ·
OK I bow to the wans in the PC know

Lets call it Localised Freezing then. (Jag or Local anaesthetic)

That's OK fur you tae say BUT I am no a real Polar bear and I am freezin..relatively so as central heating is oan full pelt.

Well if you get different types of snow wie different problens I suppose ice is the same...:cheese: You sure it was acore smple and no DNA to see what Icy left it there:cheese:

ERR are you no supposed to be working.

Pomeo

4th reason tae be cheerfuel...central heating no broke.
 
#7 ·
Are you psychic FF

Eldest son has no water....upstairs flat..doonstairs neighbour away...I hope I am wrong but I reckon the feed to their flat thro the doonstairs is frozen ...and when it thaws...ouch.He may appear for dinner ,bath/shower and bed for 2 weeks.
(Yep reason to be cheeful)
Pomeo
 
#9 · (Edited)
:wow::):cheese:

Yer not alone there ken..oops OA;) but surely shirley (L Neilson rip) you get my drift..oops wrong time of year.

BUT

Can you drive in the snaw?:lol:


Reasons to be cheerfuel

a..Saving a fortune oan petroleum :thumbs:


BUT

there is always a big butt


b consta furtune oan re gas.:cry::cry::cry::D

warm as toast..reason to be cheerful

Pomeo
 
#10 ·
Reasons to be cheerful 7 -

Doors on the spider haven't frozen solid like they do most years. Grease and WD40 have actually worked.

And number 8 -

She doesn't want to drive in this weather, so I get to use her volvo. Which has a heater that works by the time I'm at the end of the street, rather than the alfa's, which isn't really hot until the time I get to work.
 
#11 ·
So everyone is bloomin miserable and huv nae reasons tae bee chearfuel other than a select few..bah hunmbug.

Pomeo

still to cauld for frozen knuckles so am no attempting it till the next heat wave or chick returns mah calls.

or has onywan goat an inner joint steering rod tool ah could borrow.or send postcode and i'll steal it then return after use.
 
G
#12 ·
I'll give you a number 9, Pomeo.

Windscreen washer jets aren't frozen. Don't know how or why, as the road is covered in ice and the car was completely white. Normally the washers don't work below 10 degrees C (OK, slight exaggeration, but not by much)
 
#14 ·
Get the strong stuff Lesley wie a touch of meths jist in case.

So are you DD in the panto list?:) I reckon thye typed SCSC as DD blooming producers.If not who is DD?


Here`s no.10,

I haven`t had to wash my car in 4 weeks:eek:...an` it`s still spotless:D


Now that's magic...Howd you do it?

Pomeo

Stu the blu gets a start tomorrow and the washing machine is fixed so the nails oot his pocket can reckitt agin.:cheese::cheese::cry:

P
 
#16 ·
What are we on now 11?

Anyway reasons to be cheerful - went out today to fix an electrical problem that had me lay the car up since before christmas with the battery disconnected. Connected up the battery, issued a couple of sweary words and a vieled threat of scrapage etc an hay ho the problem had fixed itself!

Ya beauty :lol:
 
#17 ·
Here is no-12

driving home for xmas looking for a gritter nlcwinter on twitter

big blue statue to my left useless

wave effects at roundabouts on wilderness brae useless

north lanarkshire council useless

driving my wee black alfa priceless

happy new year boys and girls when it comes!!!!!!
 
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