The scene is Glasgow Sheriff Court.
A ned's in the witness stand being questioned by a QC.
QC Why did you go to your friend's house?
Ned Tae get a tap.
QC Is your friend a plumber?
Ned Naw.
The QC then notices a police officer making moneyt guestures with his fingers and realises what the ned means.
QC Ah,so you went to your friend,s house to borrow money?
Ned Naw.
QC Did you go to the house to lend money?
Ned Naw
The QC gets annoyed and shouts you told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap,what king of tap was it?
Ned It was a Rangers tap.
Pomeo
Oldie but goodie.
A ned's in the witness stand being questioned by a QC.
QC Why did you go to your friend's house?
Ned Tae get a tap.
QC Is your friend a plumber?
Ned Naw.
The QC then notices a police officer making moneyt guestures with his fingers and realises what the ned means.
QC Ah,so you went to your friend,s house to borrow money?
Ned Naw.
QC Did you go to the house to lend money?
Ned Naw
The QC gets annoyed and shouts you told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap,what king of tap was it?
Ned It was a Rangers tap.
Pomeo
Oldie but goodie.