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True encounter of the shaved kind.

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The scene is Glasgow Sheriff Court.

A ned's in the witness stand being questioned by a QC.

QC Why did you go to your friend's house?

Ned Tae get a tap.

QC Is your friend a plumber?

Ned Naw.

The QC then notices a police officer making moneyt guestures with his fingers and realises what the ned means.

QC Ah,so you went to your friend,s house to borrow money?

Ned Naw.

QC Did you go to the house to lend money?

Ned Naw

The QC gets annoyed and shouts you told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap,what king of tap was it?

Ned It was a Rangers tap.


Pomeo

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#3 ·
I for 1 am missin wee shazzas jokes or ahm lookin in the wrong plaice.


A Strathclyde Police news flash from a gender corrected spokesperson said today.

Wie nae disrecpect tae the guid people of easterhoose intended..that wis me.


"Police in Easterhouse have arrested 3 of 4 well known Islamic terrorists.Namely Bin Snortin,Bin Dealin and Bin Thievin.There was no sign of Bin Workin."


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