: Way Off Topic



  1. Nearest and dearest
  2. Left foot braking - filled my pants
  3. The colour pink?
  4. For those that dont understand why Theo Walcott is in the England squad.
  5. Calling all Alfa Geeks
  6. How to save money on insurance
  7. I Wish To Appologise
  8. Something to look forward to.....
  9. the skys over suffolk...today
  10. Winging Spurs
  11. Average Speed Check - what does it mean?
  12. I'll be doing a lot more riding now!
  13. Yet Another Footy Thread For The Footy Fans - Who Do You Hate?
  14. Another Footy Thread For The Footy Fans - Who Do You Support?
  15. Is football banter banned on this site?
  16. Am not going to slink off into the background
  17. Beer
  18. Alfa in pringles ad
  19. Super Leeds - Heading back where we belong !!!
  20. Four Blade Razors.....
  21. Hats off to 5th Gear
  22. Heart Radio Station Telly Advert
  23. Your favourite cold soft drink?
  24. Are sunglasses cool?
  25. England Squad Announced!
  26. AlfaOwner Fantasy Premiership - The Final Table
  27. Top Gear has a DOG...
  28. Arsenal 4-2 Wigan
  29. Brand allegiance
  30. QVC...and other shopping channels
  31. For fooks sake
  32. Curling
  33. Meercats.....?
  34. This has to be said
  35. It's a difficult garden
  36. Ebay......bidding wars are great !!
  37. Google Video
  38. how common are 911's and Boxters
  39. Lucky bar steward
  40. VW Jet
  41. McClaren For England
  42. For Fans Of Star Wars
  43. Boris Johnson - Legend
  44. I had an accident
  45. My 1,000 AO posts celebration Speech!!!
  46. Whatdoesthebigbarat thebottomofthekeyboarddo?
  47. Is a conspiracy theory....a conspiracy theory too
  48. Happy birthday F Spider
  49. Fast beetle
  50. Is this for real???
  51. MySpace why you should be cautious...
  52. Traffic Cops last night on BBC1
  53. World Cup!
  54. Sponsorship request: Race For Life
  55. Ken... I think we lost him
  56. DaVinci Code conspiracy?
  57. Long time no see Mr. Jeff!!
  58. well, i have got it :D
  59. Next mp3 based question...
  60. I'm not saying Yanks are daft...but
  61. Actimel for Children!?!
  62. This is how you restore a car - aaawwwwsome
  63. Happy Birthday Mr T
  64. Some Lancia 037/S4 Videos
  65. I'll Be The Designated Driver
  66. Anyone seen one of these and have opinions?
  67. V.B.H.'s Dirty Laugh
  68. Horay i'm back in!!
  69. quick joke like
  70. 24
  71. Pinch Punch
  72. I hate (dissaprove of)weekends
  73. How To Recruit The Right Person For The Job
  74. Wireless routers
  75. Dracula 2000
  76. Oi Phil155!
  77. Anyone Know The Origin Of My New Avatar?
  78. Top Gear
  79. Nil Point!
  80. Prescott Affair..
  81. Coldplay = magaband
  82. Rest and relaxation
  83. Warning - M32 Bristol
  84. Battlefield 2 again
  85. Night Classes
  86. Advise On Honda Civic
  87. Funniest thing I saw the other day!!
  88. More BMW marketing
  89. its amazing how quiet is is.............
  90. You Lucky People
  91. Is 31 to old to be buying a bmx?
  92. Do you cheers other Alfa drivers?
  93. Happy Birthday Gil 147
  94. Very Blatent Post
  95. Hillclimb Pictures
  96. Rude awakening
  97. help please
  98. Save Money On Car Insurance
  99. Now that was lucky
  100. Never take your Alfa to Moscow
  101. MS Office 2003 is the latest version, right?
  102. Watch this - trust me
  103. So Weird its not funny!
  104. Car Insurance?
  105. Dremels - Great!!
  106. Reg ending in SMW
  107. can anyone recommend...
  108. Happy Birthday S4M MC ....
  109. Clock watching
  110. What award do you get for senility
  111. put de lime in de coke
  112. If women controlled the world....
  113. get in!!!!!!!
  114. relieve the pressure on the AO DB's
  115. What Stereo do you have in your Alfa
  116. You may need to use this?
  117. New Audi TT
  118. "Vroom vroom"
  119. what makes a car "manly"?
  120. Q - What is the price of diesel in France.
  121. Happy Birthday paverooney!
  122. Happy Birthday Rosbird1
  123. her first smile
  124. What colour do you associate with cars?
  125. Gotta love this...
  126. Require Help From Uk people (Xbox 360 Game)
  127. movies greatest cars
  128. The New Honda Civic Exhaust Tail Pipe
  129. What makes a car "girly"?
  130. Quiz, not for the faint hearted.
  131. Peter Kay on C4 now
  132. Police letter of the year apparently?
  133. Happy Birthday Tee-O
  134. Hotmail
  135. iPod users only
  136. "The Philadelphia Experiment."
  137. Bad dream
  138. 4x4 goes off road......and sinks!!!!
  139. speed warnings
  140. easter joke
  141. AA call centre
  142. How does the Honda Vtec work????
  143. Happy birthday Ant!
  144. The Ultimate Cadbury's Cream Egg............
  145. up to anything over the long weekend?
  146. for the softies again, proud daddy moment
  147. MySpace - what's that all about then?
  148. Now that's what I call music! :D
  149. Top 9 war films
  150. 100 greatest
  151. 159 v new shape Clio. Bit odd?
  152. Slowly I am converting people to Alfa
  153. Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham
  154. at the third stroke....
  155. Who does all the work around here?
  156. Milky Ways
  157. I've Just Changed A Light Bulb
  158. ...the not posting a Thread thread
  159. PHP Editors
  160. Jack and Jill's wedding
  161. Students get to make future Ferrari car
  162. What to do....
  163. How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
  164. Cash Machines and Receipts?!?
  165. Nooooo, girlfriend got a bicycle !!
  166. Happy Birthday AO
  167. Happy Easter
  168. Beware who you upset at a zebra crossing
  169. Reputation points
  170. top ten war films
  171. AO Admins - may be of interest?
  172. Who remembers kickstart??
  173. Alfa 159 Design Process...
  174. What's For Dinner?
  175. Hey, Budwiser
  176. A moment of your time please LAdies and Gents
  177. I'll stay off the sauce...'till I get to yours
  178. First Weekend With the Spider...
  179. Dr Who?
  180. "Reply All"
  181. Why am I angry
  182. Are they going to do much damage?
  183. Anger Management................
  184. Grand National Sweepstakes....
  185. Happy Birthday Nobody!!
  186. Waitrose in Maidenhead
  187. Classic Sniff Petrol line!
  188. FAO: any owners of a Panasonic PANCQVD7001 screen
  189. Thoughts for the weekend
  190. Hi folks!
  191. A warning for all the women out there
  192. i am nearly 30
  193. childish, but made me laugh: Colleague comments
  194. Turn up the stereo - it'll go away....
  195. Gonna have to grow up, bought to be a Dad!?!
  196. really rather freaked....
  197. "Get A Bloomin' Move On"
  198. As if you've been wiped off the face of...
  199. Who is your Alfa?
  200. Sinking Leather Soffa
  201. Mondeo rear suspension failures
  202. Swines...
  203. Lights, camera, action! Make your own SUV commercial
  204. Please - just stop this.
  205. Woohoo! I gots me a job!
  206. winding up the bairns
  207. Toot Tone.....
  208. Giggles, silliness and sympathy wanted please
  209. Happy Birthday selespeed
  210. "Brewed under license"
  211. Binning VHS Recorder but what DVD Recorder?
  212. Fainting Goats.............
  213. One question IQ test
  214. Laying Myself Bare To Exist In The Moment
  215. The good old days ;-)
  216. Common as muck!
  217. Classic prank
  218. Driver of a black cab - nice one!
  219. Your favourite sense and least favoured sense?
  220. Nasty F1 Accident!!!!
  221. Happy Birthday Badgers Nadgers....
  222. Can cars get senile?
  223. Weird but cool Pirelli add
  224. Today at Work....................
  225. Cool Wheels....
  226. Two-Nil, To The Arsenal
  227. Battlefield 2 - alfa147gtas are you here?
  228. Picture the scene...
  229. F1 Button severly crashed
  230. Rolls Royce on Ebay
  231. What is a SCAB?
  232. Tom Tom Mobile 5
  233. Can I lick your preparatory food spoon?!?
  234. Classic cars...
  235. did you remember to...
  236. Brand name madness
  237. Synthehol?
  238. 147 jtd 8v at crail raceway
  239. Happy birthday Will
  240. N.Ireland Italian Motor Club site is down
  241. Asking for directions
  242. Post 666 - The post of the beast?
  243. Happy birthday Acapulco Al
  244. Any "Sopranos" fans out there?
  245. Ferrari F1 vs Ferrari vs Fiat..
  246. Happy Birthday, Banflu
  247. Impulse Shopping......
  248. Posh cows
  249. Do You Know Or Live Near Anyone Famous?
  250. Puppy - the Comedy Clown Clio
  251. "Alfa" garage door
  252. Trivia...What does "OK" stand for?
  253. Eugene Terrablanche
  254. Have We Upset Fraser & Will?
  255. who do we dislike the most?
  256. Don't try this at home
  257. Turn of phrase
  258. Glorious Day
  259. Blind Guitarist
  260. Understanding women
  261. the biggest loser?
  262. what does lol and BTW mean?
  263. Is it time we banned cyclists from the road.
  264. Happy Birthday Guezen
  265. How to Build an A380 in 7 mins.
  266. Fear the reaper...
  267. Dump valves
  268. The Ultimate Chav Tea
  269. what happend all the banta?
  270. car sharing lanes on the motorway
  271. FAO Finnish members ONLY
  272. What's Your Favourite Cheese?
  273. Google Earth
  274. Hello. Did you miss me ?
  275. Lewd public behaviour
  276. So, what did you do this weekend?
  277. Northern Ireland - where to visit
  278. Lager tops, but now Guinness?
  279. Sexiest animated character?
  280. Met a guy with an Autodelta J10 Spider
  281. Roots
  282. why are drivers of other marques pigeon holed?
  283. Anti-Jokes for Friday
  284. Just testing?
  285. Top Gear gone from google video
  286. well done England!
  287. Now am logged in as...
  288. You Current Favourite Cartoon/Animated Sidekick?
  289. Forum screwing up a bit occasionally
  290. Learn the lingo
  291. Happy Birthday Eric Metz
  292. drifting
  293. Star Wars.................?
  294. At last
  295. Happy Birthday gbernard!
  296. What a day! Theaving Scumbags!
  297. A balanced meal... what's last in your gob?
  298. What's The Best Filling For A Toastie?
  299. Last Man Or Last Woman Alive
  300. What's Your Favourite Breakfast Cereal?
  301. How evil are you??
  302. FAO Kurzon
  303. Lets see...
  304. Hose pipe ban in three weeks time?!?
  305. Happy Birthday Bobda
  306. Old but amusing
  307. Battlefield 2
  308. Creme egg - how do you eat yours?
  309. The Real Life Simpsons
  310. Florida suggestions please!!
  311. Hi Tech isn't everything.
  312. Your top 5 records of all time
  313. Kenya - Holidays
  314. Happy birthday DengKao
  315. Why women are a problem!
  316. Accelerator Jam Car Hits 135mph
  317. Time limit on issue of speeding summons?
  318. petrol prices check
  319. Ford Focus Ad
  320. Happy Birthday Reuven!!!!
  321. For non British only-as they are too sensitive
  322. VOIP (Voice Over IP)
  323. The Apprentice
  324. for the new fathers on here
  325. Not My Day...what's next?
  326. This is probably a really daft question but...
  327. Happy Birthday Mr. AlfaOwner!!!
  328. Google based in-car Sat Nav
  329. ouch!
  330. Genuine Reason for sale??
  331. Easyjet donation to Leukaemia research
  332. European touring
  333. Come on - time to get real
  334. Dalziel and Pascoe
  335. fashion faux pas
  336. Happy Birthday Sunbar
  337. Do you live in, or want to visit Poole?
  338. Best company to work for again!
  339. So what was the point of that?
  340. My nan, and the Bugatti Veyron
  341. Another odd question - rubber
  342. Cool Stuff
  343. Two Blokes...
  344. Do You Look Like Someone Famous?
  345. Depending on your age and location...Glam Rock
  346. Another day, another birthday...
  347. another one for footy fans
  348. European cities at Christmas
  349. Happy Birthday tse_adam !!!
  350. Irish TomTom maps
  351. Big Brother shocker
  352. For The Footy Fans: Spot The Scotsman
  353. German Coast Guard
  354. "You are ***** Romeo" by Dangerous Birds
  355. Happy birthday Høygaard
  356. 6 Nations
  357. Fastest speed in current car
  358. Ridiculous Mod
  359. Woohoo - I passed :0)
  360. Incredible Ebay Jaguar Story!! :eek:
  361. Ken Livingstone suspended
  362. First time you hit 100mph
  363. Am I a petrol head?
  364. Some cryptic places for the Irish
  365. Cheats never prosper yeah thats you Chelsea !
  366. Best blonde joke ever
  367. Google
  368. Anyone know a good conveyancer?
  369. cryptic singers
  370. Learn Chinese...
  371. I'm so sorry!!!
  372. Cool concept car - revisited
  373. Cryptic English towns and cities
  374. If You Could Live In A TV Show
  375. Alternative therapies
  376. Driving in Ireland
  377. One-Nil, To The Arsenal!
  378. When I'm cleaning windows
  379. Do you know how to press the right switches
  380. Lost in translation
  381. What's in your left trouser/jean/tracks pocket?
  382. What is hell?
  383. My Dream Job
  384. I can't wait!!
  385. **Warning about a female date drug! ... BEWARE!!**
  386. new bank holiday
  387. Urgent Technical Support!! :lol:
  388. Movie Quote.
  389. Cryptic Movies !!!!
  390. Does evey bone ache from the Neck down through the legs
  391. Can't help thinking something went wrong with this advert...
  392. Donnie Darko - cheers well confused
  393. selling tips
  394. Happy Birthday COSHH
  395. Caught speeding
  396. My New Blog.
  397. BMW computer crash
  398. RIP Word Association......
  399. Ouuuuch
  400. Just Passin through...
  401. Andy du Frayne.what film is that from? fantastic
  402. clunk click every trip.........
  403. Cellular phone buying tips needed
  404. StarWars
  405. Topgear @ wintergames
  406. Happy Birthday P17SUT
  407. If you could be the best...
  408. FYI: New BBC carshow about to air!!!
  409. is it a crime to to be tired
  410. St Christopher Was Looking After Me Today
  411. AO paused for 10 mins
  412. Any Matrix fans...
  413. Caption needed...
  414. Happy Birthday Big Red
  415. Happy Birthday Marlon!!!
  416. Happy Birthday KGB!!!
  417. My loan car for today
  418. DVD/Video Capture Software Advice.
  419. Dear Mum and Dad...More pile ointment and Dundee cake please
  420. Happy Birthday Roswell
  421. Happy Birthday Eve
  422. WPC Rachel Bown - Nottinghamshire Police
  423. Might be on Telly tomorrow
  424. funniest advert i seen for ages......
  425. Buy yourself a nice cold
  426. Hey Pasi! I've just noticed.........
  427. A direct challenge to Mr Kurz
  428. Name your deodrant!!!
  429. If granted one wish...
  430. The A - Z Of Beer
  431. Cheapest way to get Euros. Discuss!
  432. Another Yank "friendly fire" incodent
  433. Who believes in fate!?
  434. Saddam on hunger strike?
  435. Top Gear tonight.
  436. Student Life.
  437. The Ultimate Spiderman..............
  438. The boy with Nails in his eyes..........
  439. Airbags kill 1 person for each 22 they save! OMG!
  440. The Red Button
  441. Another joke like
  442. Can anyone tell me what this is (it's actually car related, but not Alfa)
  443. Happy Birthday Della
  444. Counterfeit pound coins
  445. Wheeler Dealers Series 4 - The Discovery Channel Real Time
  446. Hifi advice
  447. Come out, Come out...we all know you're in there
  448. Bugatti EB 110 engine.
  449. 159 Launch
  450. What Were Your Favourite Toys As A Bairn?
  451. Stilo MS
  452. Happy Birthday Troll
  453. What's the point of Volvo's floating console?
  454. Losing the plot
  455. Film Quiz....Involving squirrels
  456. Reading Alfaowner.com on your mobile
  457. My sweet Valentine
  458. Happy Birthday JAB
  459. Let the madness begin...
  460. Belgium....Hmmm
  461. Shameless Is On Soon
  462. Life on Mars & 'Enders
  463. Happy Birthday
  464. Good sales technique
  465. Happy birthday jwyatt
  466. Living and working in London (advice & info needed)
  467. New Punto Advert vs New Civic advert
  468. Ever go shopping for something and come back with something....
  469. 2nd hard drive
  470. How Flexible ....
  471. Joke like
  472. Drinks you didnt think you would like, tried them and liked them.....
  473. Words You've Tried To Say But You Just Can't
  474. One for us ladies
  475. Drinks You've Tried To Like But You Just Can't
  476. Scalextric
  477. she's finally arrived
  478. Wonderful wonderful Copenhagen
  479. Skeletons in the internet closet
  480. Let's Microwave the World
  481. Happy Birthday Patricia
  482. If this was one of us!!!
  483. Happy Birthday MT
  484. Moonlighting - after van driving work for 3 weeks!
  485. Doh!
  486. Booooring question
  487. Scuba Diving in the Red Sea
  488. A quiz for Ascari
  489. Check out my beats, this one works...honest
  490. No-one likes System Of A Down...
  491. Easiest way to explain it to your kids...
  492. Just sold the better half's car
  493. AO Chat
  494. AO Feedback
  495. Gung Hei Fat Choi!!!!!
  496. How Annoying would this be
  497. Female/Male Physiology...
  498. curlywurly's-smaller or the same size?
  499. Strangers in the night
  500. Quiz.