: Way Off Topic



  1. Is this guy for real??
  2. I need a new Bed
  3. I need a new Bed
  4. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  5. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  6. x factor
  7. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  8. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  9. First driving lesson at 2
  10. Survival
  11. It was bound to happen
  12. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  13. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  14. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  15. happy b day
  16. Imagine if you will...
  17. ok, so whats the hottest/
  18. Couldn't agree more with this man
  19. hedgehog
  20. My Head Is Spinning
  21. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  22. More Ebay aggro......
  23. Friday funny
  24. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  25. Was Einstein Wrong???
  26. Happy birthday Prospect
  27. I'm going away for a little bit.
  28. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  29. Macbeth
  30. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  31. Treat everyone equally...
  32. I am blessed
  33. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  34. VX220 con-man
  35. VW Golf forum ?
  36. Uh uh huh!
  37. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  38. Scales
  39. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  40. 'kin Windows
  41. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  42. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  43. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  44. announcement...
  45. Rush hour 3
  46. Happy forum birthday nomad
  47. Spurs New Kit !!
  48. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  49. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  50. Virgin Media
  51. Senior Clubber?
  52. Can anyone recomend...
  53. You never know!
  54. I made it ....
  55. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  56. Gym Routine
  57. Crime in South Africa
  58. the man don't give a ****
  59. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  60. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  61. I bet this felt fast!
  62. so gavin dack.........
  63. Someones passed the sell by date
  64. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  65. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  66. How come
  67. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  68. Ferrari through time......
  69. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  70. Stupid support joke
  71. Some people got very rich today...
  72. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  73. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  74. Happy Man's New job
  75. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  76. For Gibbo...
  77. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  78. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  79. Good News!
  80. Top Gun re-release
  81. Not looking forward to today
  82. Washed Out Again.
  83. congratulations foxybrown
  84. Duty Calls.
  85. Space Shuttle
  86. You know you're getting old...
  87. Crime scene a bit Grim
  88. Conning the Conmen
  89. Youtube downloading
  90. A Bob Dylan question
  91. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  92. Tie Him To The Post!
  93. All this talk of posting....
  94. Lol Jap cars
  95. Wrong!!
  96. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  97. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  98. what does this say?
  99. Wooo the footy seasons started
  100. Where Croissants come from
  101. Very Very Funny
  102. Biker shot dead on M40
  103. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  104. The full english
  105. Mallorca Holiday
  106. The Chat Room
  107. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  108. The Village Bike
  109. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  110. A bit rude but very funny
  111. Cool averts good tune
  112. just noticed
  113. happy birthday to peter k
  114. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  115. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  116. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  117. RIP Tony Wilson
  118. A Visa for the USA?
  119. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  120. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  121. Goodbye cruel world!
  122. Ho
  123. Rice
  124. Should have gone to specsavers
  125. A Happy night out
  126. London Architecture
  127. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  128. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  129. 3 points on license ?
  130. Photo tips for t'internet
  131. The Generous Lawyer...
  132. Country Classic's....
  133. Some people just need to be slapped...
  134. Space Station and Shuttle
  135. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  136. The Game keeper
  137. Just about to...
  138. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  139. Official Post boosting Thread
  140. Viagra
  141. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  142. dodgy sexy women
  143. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  144. Who's goosing nomad
  145. Battle of the Kruger
  146. Sheep joke
  147. Probably the best
  148. Nails
  149. Global economic meltdown
  150. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  151. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  152. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  153. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  154. blanket 30mph limit...
  155. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  156. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  157. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  158. A Quick Maths Problem
  159. Radio Caroline is back!
  160. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  161. Fecking Rhodes
  162. :eek:
  163. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  164. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  165. Kenny G
  166. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  167. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  168. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  169. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  170. Audi S6
  171. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  172. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  173. American Muscle Ruined
  174. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  175. Would you buy a car from this man?
  176. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  177. Free porn
  178. Disorder In The American Courts
  179. 4 staff online at once
  180. Best car insurance advert ever
  181. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  182. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  183. Cropredy Festival
  184. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  185. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  186. I must be an electronic genius...err
  187. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  188. My Stilo has been stolen
  189. Southwold - anyone been?
  190. Personalised number plates
  191. YouTube discussions
  192. What a bloody clown
  193. I had a ***** start to the day
  194. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  195. An Alfa MPV?
  196. Playing into the hand...
  197. Car washer jets
  198. Bargain Merc !!
  199. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  200. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  201. Teenage Kicks......
  202. B S Cars n Blokes
  203. Not feeling "smart'
  204. Happy Birthday Marksie
  205. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  206. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  207. Storm Sewer Exploding
  208. Kumato ?
  209. The wait is finaly over.
  210. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  211. One for Zulu Ferret
  212. Wheres the pound gone
  213. Good Indian Restaurant in Dublin City Centre?
  214. Is it possible to love a car that you don't care for one bit?
  215. gentleman you attention please!
  216. Inflamatory Thread
  217. Grittish Bass..plonkers
  218. Computer running slow? Try Diskeeper
  219. Bailiffs
  220. Is Billy Mckenzie the most underrated singer the UK has ever produced?
  221. Holidays!
  222. My "it's friday, have a good weekend" joke
  223. Forum moderators
  224. So addictive!!
  225. In the beginning
  226. What are you doing this weekend?
  227. Name a good film
  228. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  229. Name a bad film
  230. Such a short time together
  231. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  232. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  233. Technical support
  234. You've probably read this before...
  235. How much are you worth dead??
  236. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  237. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)
  238. Naughty Talk?
  239. I've been Stung
  240. NSA spying on US citizens through AT&T
  241. Well.... it's been a year...
  242. Tickets Available (Not for the Easily Offended)
  243. Insomnia!!
  244. Reminds me of a sad old joke:
  245. Fiat 500
  246. Heroes (again)
  247. Stay over home for Iraq/Afghanistan, injured veterans OK'd
  248. Lost XP password, well i forgot it
  249. Fantasy Dinner Party
  250. A Nun joke
  251. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the desert...
  252. Alternative Usernames For Current Forum Members
  253. Funny Signs
  254. Cool website - "Will It Blend?"
  255. anyone near nuneaton???
  256. When are you going to die?
  257. Size does matter!
  258. dog walking
  259. Cheering News for me anyway.
  260. Why'd you go and delete Telecom77?
  261. "The World in a Briefcase"
  262. Virgin Airlines...
  263. Rude joke
  264. World Clock - depressing
  265. how long have you spent on AO??
  266. Foreign Cars & MOT's
  267. Jumping The Red Light!
  268. Happy Birthday dtm8123
  269. Navel fluff
  270. Cab for Piquet
  271. Alfaowner Pub Quiz
  272. Satnav on Nokia N73?
  273. Chrisd_b what was on the hard shoulder today thread....
  274. The Funniest thread since the invention of the internet..
  275. Moods
  276. Car park solution
  277. Evan more addictive
  278. Fantasy Football anyone
  279. How much rent money should i give my mum?
  280. Happy Birthday Commanderfish
  281. BigFoot checks out for the holidays
  282. Very Addictive
  283. Back to the present..........
  284. Road Trip to Italy
  285. Feeding The Pigeons?
  286. The New eBay Layout
  287. Boyfriend is converted!
  288. Such a perfect day...........
  289. SRi - what does this stand for?
  290. What would you do if I died ?????
  291. Make sure you get the right message...
  292. Ralph Wiggum - Portrait Of A Legend
  293. Iraq wins...
  294. Interesting Article on Iraq/WoT...
  295. Happy Birthday Andbur
  296. It's Tomorrow...
  297. Happy Birthday Evel
  298. Lego Fan's Thread
  299. We BBQ'd today
  300. Cashpoints
  301. Why don't people belt up?
  302. USB soundcard with optical S/PDIF
  303. Plastic wine bottles
  304. Courtesy Car Reviews
  305. there is a certain age coming
  306. Credit cards
  307. Why have they cccccomplicated roundabouts?
  308. Kiwi Government passes law to outlaw satire...
  309. just bumped into..........
  310. Not sure if this woks
  311. Sigur Rós
  312. Celebrity Motor's
  313. Heroes: The Return
  314. Bike License
  315. Happy Birthday HowardA
  316. For fellow cat lovers...
  317. Transformers
  318. It is a Friday night and I am stuck in...
  319. Caravan Parked on Street - When gone owner places cones out so you can't park
  320. Anyone else's Hotmail not working?? 18.25pm
  321. Laptop Help Neded.
  322. Friday funny
  323. Feeling all patriotic this afternoon
  324. Jack Peñate - Torn On The Platform
  325. Scouse Vasectomy !!
  326. A Bike
  327. 147 Virgin party girl
  328. 20 mega pixels
  329. Transformers Alfa style
  330. Learn to Fly - cool tune & vid
  331. Bullseye.
  332. You could'nt make this up.........
  333. If your Alfa was a famous person ?!?!?
  334. Hair cut gone wrong
  335. Watch out....
  336. HD ready TV's - LCD or Plasma?!?!?
  337. Kevin and Gary at the Sperm Bank
  338. Can U Tell Me About This
  339. Life's defining moments....
  340. Jay Leno's Garage
  341. Britain to (finally) get some aircraft carriers
  342. Confession
  343. Top Gear Polar Expedition
  344. How long, How many?
  345. test driving ANOTHER car tomorrow..
  346. Car park cameras
  347. Breaking News - Internet Crash!
  348. Dud you ever wear something only for fashion
  349. Have you been good while I was away???
  350. Road sign story
  351. blue box with tick
  352. I bet that's gonna sting in the morning !!
  353. New BMW Advert :confused:
  354. 34,000
  355. Happy B-day Bigfoot
  356. Hidden Dip :eek:
  357. Photo Finish...
  358. !!Window !!!
  359. Joke
  360. Can u tell me
  361. Ferrari & Lambo Experience Day
  362. Engine management light
  363. It's between me and the spider
  364. French speed cameras
  365. Cactus Jack
  366. Dirty Little Gerbil
  367. My "goodnight, i'm off to bed" joke
  368. A Thought for the Day
  369. Things you often do and often get wrong!
  370. Clutch control
  371. How long for a drinkdrive case to get to court?
  372. The Deaf Bookkeeper...
  373. New car
  374. Microsoft .NET framework upgrade
  375. Happy Birthday Bri !!
  376. The Twang....
  377. Mendecino County Line
  378. spicy
  379. Mentos & Beer
  380. Hi Tankman104c
  381. x-rated
  382. News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  383. Having trouble selling my punto!
  384. Flooding
  385. Biofuel: Hope no one's invested in it.
  386. No more Rome (sob!)
  387. Speedsters beware
  388. BMW Drivers
  389. No tax ,mot , insurance
  390. Depositing money into a Barclays machine.
  391. If I only had the Cash
  392. Now that's some Stereo
  393. Happy birthday mhollywood!
  394. CLA Game Fair Cancelled
  395. First flight
  396. The Open
  397. Alfa mini meeting @ Lancia restaurant
  398. I am feeling old
  399. Happy Birthday Madz330
  400. Kate Nash - Foundations
  401. The Enemy - Had Enough
  402. Reverend And The Makers - Heavyweight Champion Of The World
  403. Helen
  404. You Thought You'd Gotten Rid Of Me Didn't You?
  405. second life
  406. The big race
  407. Smoking and climate change
  408. Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  409. new car...
  410. I've just bought something designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro...
  411. Table Tennis
  412. In Kazakhstan
  413. Caspian Sea Monster
  414. 80's bands
  415. take a look
  416. Breakfast dilemma
  417. Let#s eat
  418. House flooded today
  419. Fonejacker channel 4
  420. New Driving Laws Maybe?
  421. scart leads?
  422. How to punish middle / outside lane hogs?
  423. Harry Potter
  424. All sing: "I made it through the rain, I kept myself protected..."
  425. This is appalling
  426. Cheap fags !
  427. alfa in donegal
  428. Failed the second year..
  429. Global Warming........Pah!
  430. True Dare Kiss - GT
  431. Would you give one to a junior colleague?
  432. In the words of Spandau Ballet.......
  433. Anybody wathcing Nazi Pop Twins?
  434. 'the Stig'
  435. Natures Warning
  436. Love thy Neighbour
  437. The Mad cow and Crazy turtle
  438. Rubbernecking shutterbugs finally being punished
  439. Drinkers on the street rather than safely tucked away inside the pub.
  440. Schooooools out
  441. Moral dilemma for Mercedes - what's your take?
  442. Greatest Stag do stitch-up EVER!!
  443. A nice route: Advice
  444. Happy Birthday Nosbork
  445. Another politician puffs
  446. Happy Birthday Joost
  447. A joke Zulu Ferret might appreciate :)
  448. Off to Bath for a short holiday
  449. When I was a kid
  450. bummer x 2
  451. Filthy Bikers
  452. Holly **********
  453. Why can I never get this good a deal on Ebay?
  454. %&%&%ers on ebay
  455. Ship wrecked....
  456. Happy Birthday Vantastic
  457. Shortage of Organs
  458. Here's a thinking question...
  459. Can anyone remember
  460. HappyMan is this you?
  461. Roswell,where are you?
  462. Fancy a bit of choccy?
  463. June inflation slows to..
  464. Rugby players are well 'ard...
  465. 2.4 - 5 cylinder.....PETROL?
  466. Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!
  467. Women's ass size study
  468. Two Nuns
  469. The Lady's Operation (a wee bitty rude)
  470. The Extortionate football
  471. Toffee any one
  472. A Genuine Magazine Title
  473. Dangerous Growler
  474. Me? Impatient, I is!
  475. Old Rooster.....
  476. Forgive Me....
  477. AO'ers who's cars feature on the cover of the AROC July Newsletter?
  478. Two Asian heroin addicts..
  479. Do you follow your dream car in traffic ?
  480. The 7 dwarves meet the Pope...
  481. Formula ! crash
  482. Happy Man and Gibbo go camping...
  483. What a Plonker
  484. Mrs H's Birthday present
  485. Any fly fishers out there in Alfa land
  486. Is a 40" LCD Television too big?
  487. Scrabble
  488. Tog's
  489. What Head Unit?
  490. It nrver ends...does it
  491. is there a better way of spending a saturday
  492. hey gang, what is the latest news on..
  493. I'll choose the songs
  494. Laptop and credit card dilemma
  495. Happy Birthday t35tvk
  496. The jew and the Taliban
  497. 10 things to ponder
  498. Kids!
  499. Wrecking ball
  500. Speed Fine Insurance