: Way Off Topic



  1. The Mad cow and Crazy turtle
  2. Rubbernecking shutterbugs finally being punished
  3. Drinkers on the street rather than safely tucked away inside the pub.
  4. Schooooools out
  5. Moral dilemma for Mercedes - what's your take?
  6. Greatest Stag do stitch-up EVER!!
  7. A nice route: Advice
  8. Happy Birthday Nosbork
  9. Another politician puffs
  10. Happy Birthday Joost
  11. A joke Zulu Ferret might appreciate :)
  12. Off to Bath for a short holiday
  13. When I was a kid
  14. bummer x 2
  15. Filthy Bikers
  16. Holly **********
  17. Why can I never get this good a deal on Ebay?
  18. %&%&%ers on ebay
  19. Ship wrecked....
  20. Happy Birthday Vantastic
  21. Shortage of Organs
  22. Here's a thinking question...
  23. Can anyone remember
  24. HappyMan is this you?
  25. Roswell,where are you?
  26. Fancy a bit of choccy?
  27. June inflation slows to..
  28. Rugby players are well 'ard...
  29. 2.4 - 5 cylinder.....PETROL?
  30. Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!
  31. Women's ass size study
  32. Two Nuns
  33. The Lady's Operation (a wee bitty rude)
  34. The Extortionate football
  35. Toffee any one
  36. A Genuine Magazine Title
  37. Dangerous Growler
  38. Me? Impatient, I is!
  39. Old Rooster.....
  40. Forgive Me....
  41. AO'ers who's cars feature on the cover of the AROC July Newsletter?
  42. Two Asian heroin addicts..
  43. Do you follow your dream car in traffic ?
  44. The 7 dwarves meet the Pope...
  45. Formula ! crash
  46. Happy Man and Gibbo go camping...
  47. What a Plonker
  48. Mrs H's Birthday present
  49. Any fly fishers out there in Alfa land
  50. Is a 40" LCD Television too big?
  51. Scrabble
  52. Tog's
  53. What Head Unit?
  54. It nrver ends...does it
  55. is there a better way of spending a saturday
  56. hey gang, what is the latest news on..
  57. I'll choose the songs
  58. Laptop and credit card dilemma
  59. Happy Birthday t35tvk
  60. The jew and the Taliban
  61. 10 things to ponder
  62. Kids!
  63. Wrecking ball
  64. Speed Fine Insurance
  65. Tarzan, The Tree Hugger
  66. Admiring Our Own Work...
  67. 3 things i've had enough reading and talking about..
  68. God help London if this prat gets in....
  69. A man with a tank...how much can he destroy..
  70. Happy Birthday Chrispy
  71. Sunny Spain
  72. But Mum said it was OK
  73. Opposites attract
  74. Omg Lolcats Ftw!
  75. Why does the CD play on this, but not that?
  76. Concept v Reality (car wise educate me)
  77. The news just had a story about metric...
  78. Do you like Classical music?
  79. Website costs...
  80. New website for terrorists
  81. Happy Birthday HR Owen
  82. Seven Degrees of Blonde
  83. American Studies at University
  84. Heartwarming Lotus enthusiasts
  85. Spotted on his way to Scotland
  86. Kazakhstan Trip.
  87. Seems like a nice gesture
  88. Spoutin' Bull
  89. Carbon Footprint...
  90. Swiss army penknives
  91. How would it look
  92. x
  93. Stiff Nipples
  94. More fun for the weekend
  95. Funny.....
  96. Corrupted folder on USB drive
  97. Juicer recommendations?
  98. Help - Photoshop Expert Required
  99. Ros Woz Ere
  100. My poor wee sis
  101. Cat run over!
  102. Going away for a bit....
  103. Man robs bank disguised as a tree
  104. Joke!!!
  105. Does anyone want a Bishops finger?
  106. Sheffield Wednesday
  107. Thanks a lot BARGY,STORI,TORONTO SPIDER,THROTTLEMAN
  108. Nomes and Happy go out....
  109. Bites and Stings - What do you use ??
  110. Happy birthday
  111. Not Alfa But Worth The Read
  112. Energy Saving Search
  113. has the world become macroscopic or microscopic
  114. Anybody here own A Quattroporte ???
  115. Calling all flyers
  116. TG Cool Wall
  117. Is there a statute of limitation...
  118. Smile
  119. Alfa Wallpaper
  120. Airport
  121. Limited Edition Coca Cola !!
  122. One for the IT People on the Forum
  123. Interior Economy Time.
  124. The spiders big mistake
  125. here is a bad joke
  126. Nice weather we're having...
  127. I'm not stalking MARK147S1
  128. Anyone go to the Tour de France
  129. Wild Ferret
  130. Urban Exploration
  131. Nice, soft commercial
  132. Coke or Pepsi
  133. Had a stressfull day
  134. A day at the beach
  135. I've just found Nemo
  136. G Force compressed air Drag race
  137. A real Fun guy
  138. south coast meet
  139. Pill Addiction.
  140. Dangerous Creatures
  141. cheer me up!
  142. How about one of these for the track
  143. Wimbledon!
  144. "YouTube" problems
  145. One for the Wok smugglers
  146. See me in action....
  147. Halfords Best Customer
  148. A famous double eh Gromit?
  149. Look What I have Won
  150. 2k
  151. Forza Ferrari
  152. My 200th Post!
  153. Wee Mee
  154. Happy Birthday KNIEVEL77
  155. Scudetto's Ferrari stories
  156. Ohio heat - SFA
  157. Cheap and Cheerful
  158. The Punto
  159. Who taught you to drive?
  160. Alice Cooper and Staples
  161. This weekends claim to fame
  162. Cd player
  163. Alfa Top Tips ala viz
  164. Did he or didn't he?
  165. Sorry Harry
  166. Taxi..please
  167. Lynnb, there's something ...
  168. Today I passed my PRINCE2 Foundation exam!
  169. Slapped wrist
  170. New olympic sport
  171. It was 50 years ago today
  172. My three day fix with a peachy 156
  173. World's best looking car
  174. Depreciation!!!
  175. So Who's Who on Flame Warriors?!?!?
  176. Oooouuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh
  177. New Balls Please
  178. nearly 100!
  179. Holidays
  180. Ideas for day trips
  181. Capt Slow's gonna puke
  182. Race of Champions
  183. I'm a Grandad for the Third Time!
  184. Bis Morgen!
  185. As of 5pm Friday
  186. For gods sake put the seat down
  187. What was his name...American comedian
  188. Liverpool Airport
  189. Stopping Distances
  190. "Same Difference" - hello?
  191. BetterDrivingPlease.com
  192. Liverpool airport shut
  193. popped my cherry - sidelights
  194. Liverpudlian joke
  195. BOSE WAVE music system
  196. Rock pooling....
  197. Happy Birthday Gibbo!
  198. My Father; The Artist
  199. A Glasgow Airport joke (bad taste I know)
  200. Another bloke goes to the Doctors.
  201. Broadband Speeds
  202. The Wheel and Tyre Bible.
  203. Not buying it, just trying it on
  204. Alfa Accessories Vouchers....
  205. Selespeed and F Spider go UK!
  206. This bloke goes to the doctors...
  207. alfa rosso
  208. Is this some sort of record?????
  209. Celeb-watch
  210. Off for some R and R.
  211. Cotrolling the HM thing at Home or Work
  212. Fantasy Football
  213. Getting rid of cigarette smell
  214. where are you posting from?
  215. Give him a stiff Brandy, I'm paying, don't argue
  216. NNothing important
  217. Life's full of little changes....
  218. Fast Frank's about to hit 1000 posts!
  219. Where's dtm8123?
  220. Nomads a bad boy
  221. Welcome to Glasgow...
  222. Smoking
  223. Essex
  224. Security Alert At John Lennon Airport !!
  225. advice needed on a house electrics problem
  226. John Smeaton for God
  227. Nreakfeast may be good...but is dinner better
  228. Croc attack - not for the squeamish.
  229. Remind you of anyone
  230. What make of ....
  231. Toothed Rubber Belt with longevity.
  232. uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ǝʇıɹʍ noʎ uɐɔ
  233. Thinking of getting a new pet...
  234. Well done nomad ...
  235. One Night....
  236. Is Roswell up to his old tricks
  237. Crazy Mixed up world
  238. Jessica Biel!
  239. Anyone gonna see the Tour?
  240. Your art - how far would you go?
  241. A man goes into a zoo........
  242. Im very annoyed
  243. After the Footy
  244. Drunken Bum
  245. Baby Mole
  246. I don't often do jokes.......
  247. Coast...
  248. Naughty Ikea
  249. IBM launches new super computer....
  250. Tories 'will not change strategy' ...
  251. New tomb found by the Terracotta army...
  252. No Smoking
  253. Digital camera recommendations
  254. Sandy
  255. Time to change the car......
  256. Capt Jack
  257. 199 to sell your home..........every little helps
  258. How cars mark a moment in time.
  259. Serious incident at Glasgow Airport - no one hurt
  260. Personal regs - don't often make me laugh......
  261. Mankind's next major advance. What will it be?
  262. Alfa Romeo in A Spot Of Bother
  263. Civil Enforcement Notices
  264. Double Entendre
  265. Film Quiz
  266. Anyone know much about Focuses?
  267. Really fast spider
  268. The Shield Season 6
  269. Anti Irish Jokes
  270. Anachronyms for cars
  271. The Postman's Last Day
  272. Instant Local Weather Forcasting.
  273. Which weather forecast do I believe?
  274. Illustrious Images
  275. Muppet in a tractor!!
  276. School Holidays
  277. Congrats al
  278. Sadly .....
  279. IED found in Merc. at the Haymarket!
  280. Friday jokes
  281. Today is my last day at work
  282. Regional DVDs
  283. She's gone Juicy, again.
  284. Scots Baby
  285. How do you decide whom to marry? ( Written by kids )
  286. You've got no chance
  287. Not my kind of Pub
  288. Why buy a Diesel
  289. More than coincidence?..hmmm...rubs chin
  290. Well nobody told me to vacuum clean our mattresses...
  291. The new 7 wonders of the world
  292. Timid Timmy bottles it again
  293. Sitting down to watch films on the telly
  294. New Transport Secretary ....
  295. So: How's your German?
  296. Shaggy dog story
  297. A really embarrasing monent
  298. Delia vs The Real Woman
  299. The Bacon Tree
  300. Your first car ever ...
  301. Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
  302. Dear Mirium....
  303. No NADS
  304. Voted best joke in Ireland 2006
  305. Happy Birthday Bodgit
  306. Happy Birthday Ivo!
  307. Your best home made cart?
  308. Any Trekkies out there
  309. DTS ... a bit bliddy loud!
  310. Handsfree Bluetoothy Gismos..advice please
  311. It was five years ago today...
  312. 33,333
  313. You have 2 Cows
  314. Thought I'd pass this on ....
  315. Joke!!!
  316. Small Boy
  317. Things To Never Say To A Dealer
  318. Automotive Karma
  319. IRL Name Alternative... what would you name yourself?
  320. The "I" of the hurrican
  321. the bacon tree
  322. You've got to admire the nerve!
  323. iPod help
  324. Terrible
  325. VAT woes...
  326. Forgive me Father
  327. Mini-hoop Tricks
  328. GPS Coordinates
  329. 3 Brazilian soldiers
  330. Less Speeders in Scotland
  331. Read before you view picture
  332. Tony Blair - Envoy
  333. Sporran Warning.....
  334. So What's Been Going On Then?
  335. S.C.A.R. sorry if this is sooooo old a question
  336. do you follow football
  337. Tim Henman.
  338. Naughty Joke - Beware!
  339. CD repair kits
  340. pregnant lady on bus
  341. 27k
  342. today i am skilled
  343. I think we've all ridden one of these...
  344. NFD Lined Up, Ready for Bedding Down.
  345. Dirty Pictures(from NAD)
  346. is it soggy where you are?
  347. Car shows in 2007
  348. Short and Sweet!!
  349. Glastonbury - WOW!!!
  350. I hate stella but............
  351. Happy Birthday ABYSS
  352. The future's bright....
  353. My Dad had one of those....
  354. Nice to meet everyone today
  355. Did Wrinx pull you off
  356. More Important Testing - Italian words that sound the same
  357. Lancaster Bomber
  358. Happy Birthday A.L.F.A.
  359. Happy Birthday GTLeigh
  360. poker
  361. charity fund
  362. BMW - OMFG!!!! I may be converted!!!
  363. Well would you buy her a drink
  364. 'Kick' by INXS
  365. New business idea, anyone want to invest?
  366. If you have a nap in the afternoon...
  367. Is this Madeline in Malta. ?
  368. Oval Black things, with Wrinkles.
  369. Eating out
  370. Do I need therapy. !
  371. Happy Birthday Bazza
  372. 1000th Post
  373. Mr Ferret you bad boy
  374. For Fraser: Reverting to my usual joke type
  375. Finding an old Poll
  376. Missed this 8C on ebay
  377. Can cold water clean dishes?
  378. Miss Beatrice the church organist
  379. Every Man's Dream Girl
  380. Pub O'Clock
  381. AO agony aunt?
  382. worst album covers
  383. Ferrari breaks speed record ... on water
  384. Only in the USA
  385. A Royal Ripper...
  386. Roundabouts
  387. 3rd Man ever to walk on Water !!
  388. Barrymore Never To Appear In Panto Again !!
  389. Happy Birthday Vamos
  390. More Happy News
  391. Bazza re: you pager msg
  392. Nomad might be off line for a few days
  393. Sorry Toronto
  394. 22 Years later Wow!
  395. If Tommy Cooper were alive today...
  396. 'Blonde' joke - sorry blondes!
  397. It's a Puppett!!!!
  398. Fete De La Musique!!!
  399. Let's help PaulR ...
  400. For those who write huge diatribes...
  401. How does one become a Moderator?
  402. Cell...
  403. Latest Cludeo !! (Not Suitable for the Easily Offended Amongst You)
  404. Best drive between Edinburgh and Glasgow?
  405. Agony Aunt helps woman
  406. For those who add next to nothing to boost their post count.
  407. The Jew and The Taliban
  408. Happy Birthday Crashwong
  409. Eurotrip
  410. shhhh......steve's brain is asleep....zzzzzzzzzzzz
  411. H B K !!!
  412. Smell of GAS
  413. Survival of electrocution...although minor I think
  414. I know what killed the dinosaurs off
  415. Useful Firefox Add-ons
  416. Gabbiano Blue Girls Colour or Not
  417. What was the last dream you remember?
  418. How to brew the perfect cup of tea
  419. A Funny Joke!!
  420. Euro english.
  421. Donald Duck !!
  422. I love rain...
  423. Watch This Video
  424. Not TOO off-topic - help needed!
  425. Can a debit card survive a washing machine?
  426. Happy Birthday Rammy
  427. Empty roads
  428. Happy birthday alfaholic!
  429. Happy Birthday rammy!
  430. FAO Throttleman
  431. Happy Birthday Mr Mel Bonkers!!!
  432. BigFoot's News of the Day
  433. I don't believe it
  434. Bollards !!
  435. Thou Shall Not...
  436. What's the first song I should play after picking up my new Brera on friday morning?
  437. I wasted my lunch in the car wash queue...
  438. Two old men....
  439. Tories, start you engines
  440. Stag and hen night pranks
  441. Hey fellas :p ... list the "Chick Flicks" that you'll admit to liking!
  442. Pulp Fiction: Who'd you be?
  443. Roses ain't supposed to smell like poo
  444. a woman get on a bus with her baby
  445. I'd love to see this for real
  446. Any one remeber this fella
  447. The Chatter Memorial Thread
  448. Hair Spray
  449. Tony's Wife
  450. Buying from Ebay
  451. Keo
  452. New Shoe's...
  453. Happy Birthday AlfaJack & EddieGTA
  454. Jobs?
  455. Couple of jokes.....
  456. AO group hug for Lynnb please guys
  457. Rosbird running Race for Life 8th July
  458. There goes the cat flap
  459. Is Clarkson a Tw*t?
  460. I got this very weird email
  461. Good joke
  462. ever bought a house in flood area lately?
  463. what if we all decided to steal hotel bibles?
  464. MOTHS: bat food; our friends; or, EVIL
  465. Cannot upload any pictures!
  466. International choclate
  467. The Hoosiers
  468. What did the blind man say when he passed the Fish Munger?
  469. why does the ginger cat exist
  470. Speckled Hen or Abbott?
  471. Number 155
  472. Tune: Oldie, but a goldie
  473. My Dog
  474. Thoughts on names.
  475. FAO of audiophiles, gamers and mp3 addicts
  476. have a dreadful but slightly funny Barrymore joke
  477. Brera and Spider owners using the A30/Ascot/Sunningdale
  478. Perfect Gorfriend
  479. For Bigfoot
  480. British superkarts.
  481. A late Friday night quickie!
  482. For all the oldies
  483. I'm in love with a BMW (part two)
  484. I'm in love with a BMW (part one)
  485. Dilemma on what to do
  486. High power job!
  487. Look what Marksie threatened to do to my 159
  488. The Ferret on Platform Three.
  489. New Cluedo game?
  490. Lyrics...
  491. Happy Birthday PaulR
  492. BigFoot: good news at last
  493. It's not the end of the world,,,,,,
  494. Near miss
  495. Hi! How is everyone?
  496. Nudist colony
  497. Dwindling Oil... Better get that dream car now
  498. Lincolnshire Members
  499. Too fat to die!
  500. smoking.......