: Way Off Topic



  1. Uk road trip
  2. snow blowers
  3. (Old) Joke. (For Bigfoot?)
  4. 4 Nuns die and go to Heaven...
  5. Baby Girl
  6. Require New Head Unit: Any suggestions???
  7. Curry question...
  8. Billy Connolly on the Glasgow Airport car bomb
  9. Ooooh Mr President!
  10. Things You'd Like To Say Out Loud At Work
  11. You have a bit of plasticine, the size of a golf ball say...
  12. A clever scam
  13. Virtual Best Man
  14. **** Holiday Application Form ****
  15. That didn't take long
  16. MPH shpw - to go or not?
  17. seb1 = 18k
  18. Lively Interesting Board, this AM?
  19. Iom aroc meet
  20. Pavarotti: RIP
  21. Grandpa doesn't get it ...
  22. Little Johnny ...
  23. iGoogle
  24. Mitsubishi Galant Owners Forum
  25. Southern Huntin Dogs
  26. Another Use for our little Rubber Friends
  27. Need some advice (LAND-LORDS A ******)
  28. I bet Ray Mears never thought of this one
  29. I Love The Internet!!
  30. Anyone got some good jokes?
  31. Having a 'thick' moment
  32. 5th Gear - Repeated?
  33. Clampdown on modified exhausts
  34. Native American Observation:
  35. Rwc 2007
  36. No Sh~t Sherlock...
  37. Has his luck run out this time ???
  38. For you GT playstation Alfistimos out there
  39. I'm back now, and Reading festival was great!
  40. Independence Is Back!
  41. Milk Float Noise Complaint -WTF ???
  42. Would you ???
  43. Odd News from Nepal: Vol.1
  44. Odd News from Japan: Vol.28
  45. Going to USA and Canada....
  46. this is england
  47. New Fibresure & Gregory's Girl
  48. Thread manager - what a babe!!!!!!
  49. If only the Canadian fellow didn't reply,
  50. Help Required: Electric Aerial Snapped Off!
  51. Talking to a hat...rather than through it
  52. top gear mag
  53. Oakley Polarized Sunnies for driving ?
  54. House Prices - it says way off topic
  55. What phone do i get?
  56. First was Mitch, then was Stan, now it'll be Felix
  57. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
  58. Car specifications database - my pet project!
  59. anyone in the midlands?
  60. Extreme Faceplant
  61. Have you ever been ...
  62. Hamster Heaven
  63. The Bike Runs!!!!!!
  64. Alternative nursery Rhyme
  65. Yellow24
  66. Sony Ericsson Owners
  67. Sad news
  68. wifely duties....
  69. spider ---- gay car 2007
  70. Ferdi's New Bed....
  71. bran flakes
  72. pro-biotics
  73. pentapeptides
  74. 11000 Posts.....
  75. Joke: Blonde at the Doctor's
  76. Oi, a 147 is not a girl's car.......however
  77. Tonight's Fifth Gear - 3200GT
  78. Pikeys
  79. I'd like to be the first ...
  80. Dairy Milk Drumming Gorilla
  81. 15 points on the lisence still
  82. Hotel/B&B around DA17 Area??
  83. Household chores/maintenance hates! (& loves?)
  84. Cost effective underwater photography
  85. Should I or shouldn't I? Laser Jammer :cough: Gate Opener... ;)
  86. Highway Code Quiz
  87. Indestructible Speed Camera coming to the UK
  88. Anpr
  89. Christmas Dinner...
  90. Converting MP4 DRM files to MP3 format
  91. Where's Wrinx
  92. Relationship advice - whats on his mind?
  93. Oh Mr Soft...
  94. Italian Meal 'solutions'
  95. For those who teach...............
  96. Another question for the engineers.
  97. Me and Guitars are Finished.
  98. Happy Birthday Thompatruck1
  99. Does anyone have 30,000 I can 'borrow'?
  100. Goodbye!
  101. Wasn't Kurzon Cute as a baby
  102. Children and Toys.
  103. Freaky advert
  104. The Darkness-No Not the group!
  105. PC Speakers dead.
  106. No more work for over 3 weeks! Yay!
  107. Financial Forums
  108. Popping baloons
  109. Hero's the happy man Version
  110. facebook
  111. The Cup has to go
  112. our lexus is dead
  113. The Pigeon Detectives - Take Her Back
  114. New car for my Mammy!!
  115. A proper "Irishman Joke"
  116. 57 plates are here. What car was the first 57 reg you saw?
  117. Amazing...
  118. Ten Years - Diana & Dodi
  119. Friday Funny
  120. A Ghost story..
  121. Why is it....
  122. Apples & Wine
  123. Change ones under crackers!
  124. tonight i am...
  125. Odd News from Japan: Vol.27
  126. Congratulations Roswell!
  127. Unpimp your ride
  128. Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
  129. If you could star in ...
  130. Done my first Track Day....
  131. Feeling stressed?
  132. Tucson Airplane Graveyard - AMARC :eek:
  133. Which lane do you use?
  134. Thought For The Day - Easily Offended?? Look Away Now !!
  135. Things ...
  136. New Lego Kit !!
  137. A Joke to brigthen your day
  138. Recieved a letter today, saying I owe money..
  139. Now Its The Wrong Type Of Trains
  140. Odd News from Japan: Vol.26
  141. stunning italian lady
  142. Soppy old git
  143. What actor/actress stars most in your movie/film collection?
  144. Alfas @ work - what you got?
  145. Like there aren't enough roadsigns...
  146. who shops around for financial packages?
  147. Ever tried this?
  148. Letter to the wrong wife
  149. How do i anneal some ally tube so it can be bent
  150. Fellow watch lovers (you know who you are)
  151. A Classic!!
  152. Using Video iPod for watching TV?
  153. Superman
  154. R.C. Car House Jump
  155. barbados advice please
  156. Cheated by my gf
  157. lots of interesting threads on here
  158. Does anyone use CB radio anymore?
  159. Bird eye chillies
  160. Where's Wally (AKA Fraser)
  161. SportsAlfa.com
  162. Liverpool FC To Pay Tribute To Young Rhys Jones
  163. Look Daddy...
  164. Technological Blasts from the Past...
  165. Paddy and Murphy - Fire Fighters...
  166. Does my avatar look like an upside down nose?
  167. Don't Condone Drugs - put that record down
  168. Confession Time! c'mon own up and share your burden
  169. An Apology
  170. Just married!
  171. Still off sick and.......
  172. My Muff....
  173. If not one word per person then 1 smilie per person
  174. game
  175. anyone from the london and south east region??
  176. TOTP 2 Police Special
  177. Weekend Nazi's on the BBC
  178. Long useless threads.
  179. The young boy shot in Liverpool
  180. odd names
  181. 1 word per person story.
  182. Count the SILVER cars on the way home
  183. Bus Lane Fines - How long does it take?
  184. Was Merlin Scottish?
  185. What is the truest definition of Globalization?
  186. Nikon D70s
  187. The Best Album Title
  188. Il Monstro
  189. Is anybody here any good with 2 stroke engines.
  190. What drives people...
  191. Brilliant advert
  192. McDougals Chicken and Asparagus pie
  193. Your car's neighbour(s)
  194. London cabs arrive in Milan
  195. New Google Timeline search - clever
  196. "A fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a map"
  197. Adverts from yesteryear
  198. Useless trivia
  199. The Hacienda
  200. It's a Wide World
  201. The Boycott Hollywood Remakes Thread
  202. Apololgies to BIGFOOT!!
  203. Synchronising iTunes with Windows Media Player
  204. Classic Movies
  205. M5 chaos today
  206. Whats the last pointless thread you read..
  207. Red Arrows
  208. Bowler hat? Best of British.
  209. Next time you think your life is hard...
  210. 172 Mph
  211. Fancy a bit of spine tingling??
  212. Pizza Alfa Romeo
  213. The ballerina - it's naughty, enjoy :D
  214. Out Tonight Like?
  215. Dragging the clutch
  216. Sennheiser RF Wireless Headphones - Any Good?
  217. Which Roadster - now what name?
  218. Ultimate Pizza
  219. am I a failing person on here
  220. today is...
  221. Have to leave for a while,Sighs of Relief?
  222. The Single Shoe Mystery...
  223. Spotted automotive work of art . . .
  224. Quinn, have a wonderful birthday
  225. I demand an explanation
  226. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  227. rude joke
  228. Calling all foo fighter fans
  229. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  230. A Joke For You
  231. Yawn! What are you doing?
  232. Just taken up golf.
  233. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  234. Another BigFoot Joke
  235. not completing a hole in golf
  236. This has to be
  237. Women Joke
  238. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  239. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  240. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  241. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  242. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  243. Joke of the day
  244. Smirnoff Ad
  245. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  246. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  247. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  248. What was the last book you bought
  249. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  250. Mobile phone upgrade
  251. HDD Interfaces !!
  252. M40 Arrests
  253. how they build the triumph rocket 3
  254. T-Rex reaches 18mph....
  255. Barn Door
  256. Lout with a Laser
  257. 4WD RB26DET 147 why??
  258. Temp Help
  259. Honestly Q, I left the Aston right here!
  260. Cartoon cereals
  261. The Spoon or the Fork, you must decide?
  262. For GJ?
  263. Halloween Horrors....
  264. Yes!
  265. Beware, Jesus Is Watching!!!
  266. What car can I get for upto 3000?
  267. Ant, have you battened down the hatches over there!?
  268. Have You Ever...
  269. Judith Chalmers
  270. Venice
  271. Thanks Royal Mail, Free BFPO Parcels.
  272. Most stupid way you have injured yourself?
  273. Happy Birthday Green Cloverleaf
  274. Happy Birthday Marko
  275. Silent Killer
  276. Women down under
  277. Off sick again - not happy
  278. The last thing you used a screwdriver for?
  279. Any Blacklers??
  280. Mortgage advice :eek:
  281. The Merit Man...
  282. Separated at birth....
  283. Do n ot reject the 5exual advances of your pet camel
  284. Naughty Joke - Made Me Smile Though!!
  285. Am I off My Head?!
  286. Anyone know C++??
  287. Blues Guitarists
  288. One for the Rugby Fans ;-)
  289. Mcdonalds Saved my life....
  290. Is this guy for real??
  291. I need a new Bed
  292. I need a new Bed
  293. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  294. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  295. x factor
  296. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  297. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  298. First driving lesson at 2
  299. Survival
  300. It was bound to happen
  301. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  302. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  303. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  304. happy b day
  305. Imagine if you will...
  306. ok, so whats the hottest/
  307. Couldn't agree more with this man
  308. hedgehog
  309. My Head Is Spinning
  310. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  311. More Ebay aggro......
  312. Friday funny
  313. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  314. Was Einstein Wrong???
  315. Happy birthday Prospect
  316. I'm going away for a little bit.
  317. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  318. Macbeth
  319. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  320. Treat everyone equally...
  321. I am blessed
  322. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  323. VX220 con-man
  324. VW Golf forum ?
  325. Uh uh huh!
  326. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  327. Scales
  328. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  329. 'kin Windows
  330. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  331. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  332. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  333. announcement...
  334. Rush hour 3
  335. Happy forum birthday nomad
  336. Spurs New Kit !!
  337. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  338. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  339. Virgin Media
  340. Senior Clubber?
  341. Can anyone recomend...
  342. You never know!
  343. I made it ....
  344. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  345. Gym Routine
  346. Crime in South Africa
  347. the man don't give a ****
  348. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  349. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  350. I bet this felt fast!
  351. so gavin dack.........
  352. Someones passed the sell by date
  353. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  354. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  355. How come
  356. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  357. Ferrari through time......
  358. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  359. Stupid support joke
  360. Some people got very rich today...
  361. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  362. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  363. Happy Man's New job
  364. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  365. For Gibbo...
  366. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  367. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  368. Good News!
  369. Top Gun re-release
  370. Not looking forward to today
  371. Washed Out Again.
  372. congratulations foxybrown
  373. Duty Calls.
  374. Space Shuttle
  375. You know you're getting old...
  376. Crime scene a bit Grim
  377. Conning the Conmen
  378. Youtube downloading
  379. A Bob Dylan question
  380. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  381. Tie Him To The Post!
  382. All this talk of posting....
  383. Lol Jap cars
  384. Wrong!!
  385. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  386. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  387. what does this say?
  388. Wooo the footy seasons started
  389. Where Croissants come from
  390. Very Very Funny
  391. Biker shot dead on M40
  392. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  393. The full english
  394. Mallorca Holiday
  395. The Chat Room
  396. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  397. The Village Bike
  398. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  399. A bit rude but very funny
  400. Cool averts good tune
  401. just noticed
  402. happy birthday to peter k
  403. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  404. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  405. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  406. RIP Tony Wilson
  407. A Visa for the USA?
  408. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  409. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  410. Goodbye cruel world!
  411. Ho
  412. Rice
  413. Should have gone to specsavers
  414. A Happy night out
  415. London Architecture
  416. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  417. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  418. 3 points on license ?
  419. Photo tips for t'internet
  420. The Generous Lawyer...
  421. Country Classic's....
  422. Some people just need to be slapped...
  423. Space Station and Shuttle
  424. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  425. The Game keeper
  426. Just about to...
  427. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  428. Official Post boosting Thread
  429. Viagra
  430. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  431. dodgy sexy women
  432. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  433. Who's goosing nomad
  434. Battle of the Kruger
  435. Sheep joke
  436. Probably the best
  437. Nails
  438. Global economic meltdown
  439. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  440. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  441. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  442. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  443. blanket 30mph limit...
  444. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  445. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  446. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  447. A Quick Maths Problem
  448. Radio Caroline is back!
  449. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  450. Fecking Rhodes
  451. :eek:
  452. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  453. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  454. Kenny G
  455. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  456. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  457. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  458. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  459. Audi S6
  460. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  461. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  462. American Muscle Ruined
  463. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  464. Would you buy a car from this man?
  465. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  466. Free porn
  467. Disorder In The American Courts
  468. 4 staff online at once
  469. Best car insurance advert ever
  470. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  471. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  472. Cropredy Festival
  473. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  474. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  475. I must be an electronic genius...err
  476. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  477. My Stilo has been stolen
  478. Southwold - anyone been?
  479. Personalised number plates
  480. YouTube discussions
  481. What a bloody clown
  482. I had a ***** start to the day
  483. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  484. An Alfa MPV?
  485. Playing into the hand...
  486. Car washer jets
  487. Bargain Merc !!
  488. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  489. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  490. Teenage Kicks......
  491. B S Cars n Blokes
  492. Not feeling "smart'
  493. Happy Birthday Marksie
  494. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  495. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  496. Storm Sewer Exploding
  497. Kumato ?
  498. The wait is finaly over.
  499. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  500. One for Zulu Ferret