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  1. Sorry another joke........
  2. Bumper stickers
  3. Another wee jokette.....
  4. A wee jokette.....
  5. Sorry if we led you to believe...
  6. Friday night car crash joke
  7. More Important Testing - is wine good for stomach ache?
  8. a question about automatics
  9. Giant c0ck...
  10. Aw look at the cute kitten!
  11. Friday's naughty funny
  12. Shocking, sad and insane.
  13. Cyber Bullies
  14. I want the finest bacon sandwich available to humanity...
  15. Woolworths
  16. Where do our expressions come from?
  17. "Ron-speak" Translator
  18. Steven Seagal
  19. Is there a politician that's not a goon?
  20. Ready for that Friday feeling?
  21. Who remembers their they first ln ove
  22. Friday tomorrow...
  23. It's not been a good week for some Alfa owners
  24. Not safe for work
  25. Urgent help needed from people with a legal background.
  26. Sad day :(
  27. How Rude! Well actually.......
  28. My Favorite French Joke...
  29. Not a bad set of stamps...
  30. Joke of the Day!!!
  31. Should we get another cat?
  32. Star Wars game
  33. Funny Thursdays?!
  34. Mourinho Leaves Chelsea
  35. Odd News from the USA: Vol.4
  36. Error Messages
  37. Sang Froid
  38. Living in a mountain village - what's it like?
  39. Why Speak English
  40. Where would you live ?
  41. Are there no depths to which some people won't sink?
  42. Best joke i have read in ages!!
  43. What do all of you do for a living........
  44. Wish me luck...
  45. BBC Archive?
  46. English cricket jokes
  47. Letter to hubby re accident
  48. Yeah, right...
  49. Puddles
  50. 28 Weeks Later
  51. Happy Birthday Hammy156
  52. sailor joke
  53. How do you look up and look down
  54. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
  55. 100yrs old
  56. Been Thinking about a Scoob
  57. Radcliffe and Maconie
  58. Now that's one nasty spider
  59. Why is 6 scared of 7
  60. Funneee - A joke that I would like to share with yooz all
  61. An Irish Story
  62. A Guide To Hangovers!!
  63. Oo Oo - Lookie what I got...
  64. 500k registration plates
  65. Happy birthday RGWM
  66. Jellyfish
  67. Odd News from Japan: Vol.29
  68. Gutted
  69. A Joke for the Scots AOers
  70. Catapults
  71. What's Mrs Kurzon been up to
  72. Belated 2* Happpy Birthday (14th) to Lookin' 4 Ferdi & Peter Chapman
  73. Calling all 360 gamers.
  74. What would you do
  75. Well done girls
  76. Bad day in the office...
  77. moving house...
  78. My flat.
  79. Lib dem Voters - Look Away Now
  80. England - South Africa - Rugby and Cricket
  81. Its for your own good....
  82. Good in Bed
  83. management b/s bingo
  84. I'm off to Toronto for a week
  85. Driving theory test
  86. Fair play to the Subaru Owners.
  87. whats the best advert on TV
  88. Fellas: When Was The Last Time You Cooked For Your Missus?
  89. perfect drums
  90. Dave Richards In Helicopter Crash
  91. I think my next
  92. Death Proof
  93. Not safe for work
  94. Australian Navy ready for "action"
  95. Recommended - Superbad
  96. Air Show Disaster...
  97. Is It Too Late For Another Beer?
  98. Galant Vs GTV
  99. wedding in 2 weeks............
  100. Hey Mr. Stinky Fingers !!
  101. Mr. Dad bought a Focus C-Max and it looks cool!
  102. Is the word Flange filthy??!!
  103. Glasgow to Edinburgh by Bike
  104. Mike Brown in Outer Space
  105. Colin McRae dead?
  106. The double bed
  107. Here's hoping there is 9 lives
  108. Are you clumsy?
  109. Is it a little early for...
  110. About those God-awfu makeover programs
  111. Happy birthday PR!
  112. Soz for being a bit random today...
  113. Result on the neighbour front
  114. Songs you like, but from artists that you loath
  115. some of you lack the intention
  116. Petrol prices (Johnathon Creek)
  117. FOR SALE:Scatter-cushions
  118. The Galant V6 Fuel Consumption Test
  119. Speed is Relative
  120. Tax Disc Holder
  121. can u feel it cummin' in the air ter-neet?
  122. Manic's anybody??
  123. is it about time I was off from here
  124. Another Cat Thread.
  125. The Captain Grooves
  126. the streets - five years on
  127. Congratulations to.....
  128. Dirty old ghost
  129. le mans series silverstone sunday FREE tickets!
  130. See you all in a fortnight!
  131. Hello from Florence!
  132. Name suggestions plz....
  133. Mortuary joke
  134. Robot Barman
  135. The mental asylum
  136. Halford's Professional Tools
  137. Start your friday with a chuckle
  138. Happy Birthday rafe005
  139. Happy Birthday Symonh2000
  140. New Car for the Missus: Help Required!
  141. Talk about torque
  142. is friday everybody's next to off day
  143. Quick camera tips
  144. Flaming Lamborghini
  145. here we go. Autocar bigging up the styling of the new Jag saloon
  146. If you were on a dessert island ...
  147. The scariest/most exciting thing I've done
  148. Led Zeppelin reunion
  149. Avoiding a 'charge'
  150. Google Earth hidden flight sim
  151. Here's a thing...
  152. Nice trip,squeaky O/S brake!
  153. Harry Potter (Possible Spoilers)
  154. What and
  155. Bad Taste
  156. Anyone know Long Eaton??
  157. CCJ's
  158. Quick (Dumb?) 4x4 question...
  159. Good V Evil - Dietary History
  160. Happy Man goes to the toilet in Russia
  161. Back for one night only?
  162. Amazing Holes (it's clean, honest)
  163. New EEC tyre requirements ?
  164. Vampire Bats
  165. So We're Still Here Then???
  166. The World Is Nuts
  167. Giving up
  168. a taste of the early 90's
  169. You know you are past it when......
  170. Photo's from me and my family during our holiday in Denmark
  171. Not for the Ladies!
  172. I'm sure this works both ways but..
  173. So what's your favourite radio song at the moment?
  174. A Very Rude Joke
  175. Quick Multiple Choice Quiz
  176. Holy cr@p, that is totally unbelievable!!
  177. S C A R Y !
  178. 165,000 new alfas sold during 2007?
  179. Another attempt at humour
  180. Interesting Holiday Snaps
  181. Hamster crashes - again!!!
  182. Great Explaination of the Alfa Badge
  183. Jim Davidson
  184. Only great minds can read this
  185. Two Fingers To Brussels!! :lol:
  186. Anita Roddick is dead
  187. Some Jokes For The Ladies!
  188. Break From The Office?
  189. No offence intended!!!
  190. Ian Brown - Illegal Attacks
  191. Lord Large album
  192. The Stig, who is he/she
  193. Airport rules
  194. The Fart Button
  195. Countdoon
  196. I demand the finest wines known to humanity
  197. Namabia Namabia !!
  198. Family Bonkers just got back from a two week holiday to Denmark
  199. Work of art?
  200. [img]
  201. The Man Who Predicted 9/11
  202. The anti yoga movement...
  203. FAO: Internet Experts
  204. sugesttion for a song title
  205. The weak end of the weekend
  206. Never Compliment a Hummer Driver
  207. jokes,
  208. Tattoo
  209. Happy Birthday David C
  210. Hic!
  211. Old Butch (Joke)
  212. The Health and Safety man cometh
  213. Its 2am...What are your icons doing???
  214. Aww bless
  215. joke of the day
  216. Proving "security" is a fantasy
  217. Maddie - are the parents guilty??
  218. Born under a bad sign
  219. Out of area calls
  220. whats the wheather.....
  221. M&n
  222. Happy Birthday SCUDETTO
  223. Happy Birthday ASCARI
  224. Hiding your post count - an option?
  225. The IT Crowd
  226. The Chill Thread
  227. Rugby
  228. Trouble with the rollers!
  229. Cars are rude
  230. Amy Winehouse - Valerie
  231. Prayer for the Stressed.......
  232. Is It Too Early For A Beer?
  233. Late in the day laughs
  234. Last laugh out of me till next week
  235. Don't mess with variomatic
  236. Idiot I sold my Nissan to.
  237. Best advice ever from fellow AO'ers?
  238. Sheesh, the day's just dragging...
  239. Holidays!!
  240. For all you cat lovers...
  241. For the aviation enthusiasts
  242. This one time, while I was driving my Alfa...
  243. Friday for Me is?
  244. Indeed...
  245. Just how relevant is this ???
  246. Friday gag
  247. Interview Question...
  248. Happy Birthday frazzmac
  249. Uk road trip
  250. snow blowers
  251. (Old) Joke. (For Bigfoot?)
  252. 4 Nuns die and go to Heaven...
  253. Baby Girl
  254. Require New Head Unit: Any suggestions???
  255. Curry question...
  256. Billy Connolly on the Glasgow Airport car bomb
  257. Ooooh Mr President!
  258. Things You'd Like To Say Out Loud At Work
  259. You have a bit of plasticine, the size of a golf ball say...
  260. A clever scam
  261. Virtual Best Man
  262. **** Holiday Application Form ****
  263. That didn't take long
  264. MPH shpw - to go or not?
  265. seb1 = 18k
  266. Lively Interesting Board, this AM?
  267. Iom aroc meet
  268. Pavarotti: RIP
  269. Grandpa doesn't get it ...
  270. Little Johnny ...
  271. iGoogle
  272. Mitsubishi Galant Owners Forum
  273. Southern Huntin Dogs
  274. Another Use for our little Rubber Friends
  275. Need some advice (LAND-LORDS A ******)
  276. I bet Ray Mears never thought of this one
  277. I Love The Internet!!
  278. Anyone got some good jokes?
  279. Having a 'thick' moment
  280. 5th Gear - Repeated?
  281. Clampdown on modified exhausts
  282. Native American Observation:
  283. Rwc 2007
  284. No Sh~t Sherlock...
  285. Has his luck run out this time ???
  286. For you GT playstation Alfistimos out there
  287. I'm back now, and Reading festival was great!
  288. Independence Is Back!
  289. Milk Float Noise Complaint -WTF ???
  290. Would you ???
  291. Odd News from Nepal: Vol.1
  292. Odd News from Japan: Vol.28
  293. Going to USA and Canada....
  294. this is england
  295. New Fibresure & Gregory's Girl
  296. Thread manager - what a babe!!!!!!
  297. If only the Canadian fellow didn't reply,
  298. Help Required: Electric Aerial Snapped Off!
  299. Talking to a hat...rather than through it
  300. top gear mag
  301. Oakley Polarized Sunnies for driving ?
  302. House Prices - it says way off topic
  303. What phone do i get?
  304. First was Mitch, then was Stan, now it'll be Felix
  305. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
  306. Car specifications database - my pet project!
  307. anyone in the midlands?
  308. Extreme Faceplant
  309. Have you ever been ...
  310. Hamster Heaven
  311. The Bike Runs!!!!!!
  312. Alternative nursery Rhyme
  313. Yellow24
  314. Sony Ericsson Owners
  315. Sad news
  316. wifely duties....
  317. spider ---- gay car 2007
  318. Ferdi's New Bed....
  319. bran flakes
  320. pro-biotics
  321. pentapeptides
  322. 11000 Posts.....
  323. Joke: Blonde at the Doctor's
  324. Oi, a 147 is not a girl's car.......however
  325. Tonight's Fifth Gear - 3200GT
  326. Pikeys
  327. I'd like to be the first ...
  328. Dairy Milk Drumming Gorilla
  329. 15 points on the lisence still
  330. Hotel/B&B around DA17 Area??
  331. Household chores/maintenance hates! (& loves?)
  332. Cost effective underwater photography
  333. Should I or shouldn't I? Laser Jammer :cough: Gate Opener... ;)
  334. Highway Code Quiz
  335. Indestructible Speed Camera coming to the UK
  336. Anpr
  337. Christmas Dinner...
  338. Converting MP4 DRM files to MP3 format
  339. Where's Wrinx
  340. Relationship advice - whats on his mind?
  341. Oh Mr Soft...
  342. Italian Meal 'solutions'
  343. For those who teach...............
  344. Another question for the engineers.
  345. Me and Guitars are Finished.
  346. Happy Birthday Thompatruck1
  347. Does anyone have 30,000 I can 'borrow'?
  348. Goodbye!
  349. Wasn't Kurzon Cute as a baby
  350. Children and Toys.
  351. Freaky advert
  352. The Darkness-No Not the group!
  353. PC Speakers dead.
  354. No more work for over 3 weeks! Yay!
  355. Financial Forums
  356. Popping baloons
  357. Hero's the happy man Version
  358. facebook
  359. The Cup has to go
  360. our lexus is dead
  361. The Pigeon Detectives - Take Her Back
  362. New car for my Mammy!!
  363. A proper "Irishman Joke"
  364. 57 plates are here. What car was the first 57 reg you saw?
  365. Amazing...
  366. Ten Years - Diana & Dodi
  367. Friday Funny
  368. A Ghost story..
  369. Why is it....
  370. Apples & Wine
  371. Change ones under crackers!
  372. tonight i am...
  373. Odd News from Japan: Vol.27
  374. Congratulations Roswell!
  375. Unpimp your ride
  376. Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
  377. If you could star in ...
  378. Done my first Track Day....
  379. Feeling stressed?
  380. Tucson Airplane Graveyard - AMARC :eek:
  381. Which lane do you use?
  382. Thought For The Day - Easily Offended?? Look Away Now !!
  383. Things ...
  384. New Lego Kit !!
  385. A Joke to brigthen your day
  386. Recieved a letter today, saying I owe money..
  387. Now Its The Wrong Type Of Trains
  388. Odd News from Japan: Vol.26
  389. stunning italian lady
  390. Soppy old git
  391. What actor/actress stars most in your movie/film collection?
  392. Alfas @ work - what you got?
  393. Like there aren't enough roadsigns...
  394. who shops around for financial packages?
  395. Ever tried this?
  396. Letter to the wrong wife
  397. How do i anneal some ally tube so it can be bent
  398. Fellow watch lovers (you know who you are)
  399. A Classic!!
  400. Using Video iPod for watching TV?
  401. Superman
  402. R.C. Car House Jump
  403. barbados advice please
  404. Cheated by my gf
  405. lots of interesting threads on here
  406. Does anyone use CB radio anymore?
  407. Bird eye chillies
  408. Where's Wally (AKA Fraser)
  409. SportsAlfa.com
  410. Liverpool FC To Pay Tribute To Young Rhys Jones
  411. Look Daddy...
  412. Technological Blasts from the Past...
  413. Paddy and Murphy - Fire Fighters...
  414. Does my avatar look like an upside down nose?
  415. Don't Condone Drugs - put that record down
  416. Confession Time! c'mon own up and share your burden
  417. An Apology
  418. Just married!
  419. Still off sick and.......
  420. My Muff....
  421. If not one word per person then 1 smilie per person
  422. game
  423. anyone from the london and south east region??
  424. TOTP 2 Police Special
  425. Weekend Nazi's on the BBC
  426. Long useless threads.
  427. The young boy shot in Liverpool
  428. odd names
  429. 1 word per person story.
  430. Count the SILVER cars on the way home
  431. Bus Lane Fines - How long does it take?
  432. Was Merlin Scottish?
  433. What is the truest definition of Globalization?
  434. Nikon D70s
  435. The Best Album Title
  436. Il Monstro
  437. Is anybody here any good with 2 stroke engines.
  438. What drives people...
  439. Brilliant advert
  440. McDougals Chicken and Asparagus pie
  441. Your car's neighbour(s)
  442. London cabs arrive in Milan
  443. New Google Timeline search - clever
  444. "A fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a map"
  445. Adverts from yesteryear
  446. Useless trivia
  447. The Hacienda
  448. It's a Wide World
  449. The Boycott Hollywood Remakes Thread
  450. Apololgies to BIGFOOT!!
  451. Synchronising iTunes with Windows Media Player
  452. Classic Movies
  453. M5 chaos today
  454. Whats the last pointless thread you read..
  455. Red Arrows
  456. Bowler hat? Best of British.
  457. Next time you think your life is hard...
  458. 172 Mph
  459. Fancy a bit of spine tingling??
  460. Pizza Alfa Romeo
  461. The ballerina - it's naughty, enjoy :D
  462. Out Tonight Like?
  463. Dragging the clutch
  464. Sennheiser RF Wireless Headphones - Any Good?
  465. Which Roadster - now what name?
  466. Ultimate Pizza
  467. am I a failing person on here
  468. today is...
  469. Have to leave for a while,Sighs of Relief?
  470. The Single Shoe Mystery...
  471. Spotted automotive work of art . . .
  472. Quinn, have a wonderful birthday
  473. I demand an explanation
  474. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  475. rude joke
  476. Calling all foo fighter fans
  477. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  478. A Joke For You
  479. Yawn! What are you doing?
  480. Just taken up golf.
  481. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  482. Another BigFoot Joke
  483. not completing a hole in golf
  484. This has to be
  485. Women Joke
  486. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  487. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  488. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  489. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  490. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  491. Joke of the day
  492. Smirnoff Ad
  493. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  494. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  495. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  496. What was the last book you bought
  497. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  498. Mobile phone upgrade
  499. HDD Interfaces !!
  500. M40 Arrests