: Way Off Topic



  1. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  2. Name a bad film
  3. Such a short time together
  4. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  5. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  6. Technical support
  7. You've probably read this before...
  8. How much are you worth dead??
  9. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  10. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)
  11. Naughty Talk?
  12. I've been Stung
  13. NSA spying on US citizens through AT&T
  14. Well.... it's been a year...
  15. Tickets Available (Not for the Easily Offended)
  16. Insomnia!!
  17. Reminds me of a sad old joke:
  18. Fiat 500
  19. Heroes (again)
  20. Stay over home for Iraq/Afghanistan, injured veterans OK'd
  21. Lost XP password, well i forgot it
  22. Fantasy Dinner Party
  23. A Nun joke
  24. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the desert...
  25. Alternative Usernames For Current Forum Members
  26. Funny Signs
  27. Cool website - "Will It Blend?"
  28. anyone near nuneaton???
  29. When are you going to die?
  30. Size does matter!
  31. dog walking
  32. Cheering News for me anyway.
  33. Why'd you go and delete Telecom77?
  34. "The World in a Briefcase"
  35. Virgin Airlines...
  36. Rude joke
  37. World Clock - depressing
  38. how long have you spent on AO??
  39. Foreign Cars & MOT's
  40. Jumping The Red Light!
  41. Happy Birthday dtm8123
  42. Navel fluff
  43. Cab for Piquet
  44. Alfaowner Pub Quiz
  45. Satnav on Nokia N73?
  46. Chrisd_b what was on the hard shoulder today thread....
  47. The Funniest thread since the invention of the internet..
  48. Moods
  49. Car park solution
  50. Evan more addictive
  51. Fantasy Football anyone
  52. How much rent money should i give my mum?
  53. Happy Birthday Commanderfish
  54. BigFoot checks out for the holidays
  55. Very Addictive
  56. Back to the present..........
  57. Road Trip to Italy
  58. Feeding The Pigeons?
  59. The New eBay Layout
  60. Boyfriend is converted!
  61. Such a perfect day...........
  62. SRi - what does this stand for?
  63. What would you do if I died ?????
  64. Make sure you get the right message...
  65. Ralph Wiggum - Portrait Of A Legend
  66. Iraq wins...
  67. Interesting Article on Iraq/WoT...
  68. Happy Birthday Andbur
  69. It's Tomorrow...
  70. Happy Birthday Evel
  71. Lego Fan's Thread
  72. We BBQ'd today
  73. Cashpoints
  74. Why don't people belt up?
  75. USB soundcard with optical S/PDIF
  76. Plastic wine bottles
  77. Courtesy Car Reviews
  78. there is a certain age coming
  79. Credit cards
  80. Why have they cccccomplicated roundabouts?
  81. Kiwi Government passes law to outlaw satire...
  82. just bumped into..........
  83. Not sure if this woks
  84. Sigur Rós
  85. Celebrity Motor's
  86. Heroes: The Return
  87. Bike License
  88. Happy Birthday HowardA
  89. For fellow cat lovers...
  90. Transformers
  91. It is a Friday night and I am stuck in...
  92. Caravan Parked on Street - When gone owner places cones out so you can't park
  93. Anyone else's Hotmail not working?? 18.25pm
  94. Laptop Help Neded.
  95. Friday funny
  96. Feeling all patriotic this afternoon
  97. Jack Peñate - Torn On The Platform
  98. Scouse Vasectomy !!
  99. A Bike
  100. 147 Virgin party girl
  101. 20 mega pixels
  102. Transformers Alfa style
  103. Learn to Fly - cool tune & vid
  104. Bullseye.
  105. You could'nt make this up.........
  106. If your Alfa was a famous person ?!?!?
  107. Hair cut gone wrong
  108. Watch out....
  109. HD ready TV's - LCD or Plasma?!?!?
  110. Kevin and Gary at the Sperm Bank
  111. Can U Tell Me About This
  112. Life's defining moments....
  113. Jay Leno's Garage
  114. Britain to (finally) get some aircraft carriers
  115. Confession
  116. Top Gear Polar Expedition
  117. How long, How many?
  118. test driving ANOTHER car tomorrow..
  119. Car park cameras
  120. Breaking News - Internet Crash!
  121. Dud you ever wear something only for fashion
  122. Have you been good while I was away???
  123. Road sign story
  124. blue box with tick
  125. I bet that's gonna sting in the morning !!
  126. New BMW Advert :confused:
  127. 34,000
  128. Happy B-day Bigfoot
  129. Hidden Dip :eek:
  130. Photo Finish...
  131. !!Window !!!
  132. Joke
  133. Can u tell me
  134. Ferrari & Lambo Experience Day
  135. Engine management light
  136. It's between me and the spider
  137. French speed cameras
  138. Cactus Jack
  139. Dirty Little Gerbil
  140. My "goodnight, i'm off to bed" joke
  141. A Thought for the Day
  142. Things you often do and often get wrong!
  143. Clutch control
  144. How long for a drinkdrive case to get to court?
  145. The Deaf Bookkeeper...
  146. New car
  147. Microsoft .NET framework upgrade
  148. Happy Birthday Bri !!
  149. The Twang....
  150. Mendecino County Line
  151. spicy
  152. Mentos & Beer
  153. Hi Tankman104c
  154. x-rated
  155. News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  156. Having trouble selling my punto!
  157. Flooding
  158. Biofuel: Hope no one's invested in it.
  159. No more Rome (sob!)
  160. Speedsters beware
  161. BMW Drivers
  162. No tax ,mot , insurance
  163. Depositing money into a Barclays machine.
  164. If I only had the Cash
  165. Now that's some Stereo
  166. Happy birthday mhollywood!
  167. CLA Game Fair Cancelled
  168. First flight
  169. The Open
  170. Alfa mini meeting @ Lancia restaurant
  171. I am feeling old
  172. Happy Birthday Madz330
  173. Kate Nash - Foundations
  174. The Enemy - Had Enough
  175. Reverend And The Makers - Heavyweight Champion Of The World
  176. Helen
  177. You Thought You'd Gotten Rid Of Me Didn't You?
  178. second life
  179. The big race
  180. Smoking and climate change
  181. Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  182. new car...
  183. I've just bought something designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro...
  184. Table Tennis
  185. In Kazakhstan
  186. Caspian Sea Monster
  187. 80's bands
  188. take a look
  189. Breakfast dilemma
  190. Let#s eat
  191. House flooded today
  192. Fonejacker channel 4
  193. New Driving Laws Maybe?
  194. scart leads?
  195. How to punish middle / outside lane hogs?
  196. Harry Potter
  197. All sing: "I made it through the rain, I kept myself protected..."
  198. This is appalling
  199. Cheap fags !
  200. alfa in donegal
  201. Failed the second year..
  202. Global Warming........Pah!
  203. True Dare Kiss - GT
  204. Would you give one to a junior colleague?
  205. In the words of Spandau Ballet.......
  206. Anybody wathcing Nazi Pop Twins?
  207. 'the Stig'
  208. Natures Warning
  209. Love thy Neighbour
  210. The Mad cow and Crazy turtle
  211. Rubbernecking shutterbugs finally being punished
  212. Drinkers on the street rather than safely tucked away inside the pub.
  213. Schooooools out
  214. Moral dilemma for Mercedes - what's your take?
  215. Greatest Stag do stitch-up EVER!!
  216. A nice route: Advice
  217. Happy Birthday Nosbork
  218. Another politician puffs
  219. Happy Birthday Joost
  220. A joke Zulu Ferret might appreciate :)
  221. Off to Bath for a short holiday
  222. When I was a kid
  223. bummer x 2
  224. Filthy Bikers
  225. Holly **********
  226. Why can I never get this good a deal on Ebay?
  227. %&%&%ers on ebay
  228. Ship wrecked....
  229. Happy Birthday Vantastic
  230. Shortage of Organs
  231. Here's a thinking question...
  232. Can anyone remember
  233. HappyMan is this you?
  234. Roswell,where are you?
  235. Fancy a bit of choccy?
  236. June inflation slows to..
  237. Rugby players are well 'ard...
  238. 2.4 - 5 cylinder.....PETROL?
  239. Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!
  240. Women's ass size study
  241. Two Nuns
  242. The Lady's Operation (a wee bitty rude)
  243. The Extortionate football
  244. Toffee any one
  245. A Genuine Magazine Title
  246. Dangerous Growler
  247. Me? Impatient, I is!
  248. Old Rooster.....
  249. Forgive Me....
  250. AO'ers who's cars feature on the cover of the AROC July Newsletter?
  251. Two Asian heroin addicts..
  252. Do you follow your dream car in traffic ?
  253. The 7 dwarves meet the Pope...
  254. Formula ! crash
  255. Happy Man and Gibbo go camping...
  256. What a Plonker
  257. Mrs H's Birthday present
  258. Any fly fishers out there in Alfa land
  259. Is a 40" LCD Television too big?
  260. Scrabble
  261. Tog's
  262. What Head Unit?
  263. It nrver ends...does it
  264. is there a better way of spending a saturday
  265. hey gang, what is the latest news on..
  266. I'll choose the songs
  267. Laptop and credit card dilemma
  268. Happy Birthday t35tvk
  269. The jew and the Taliban
  270. 10 things to ponder
  271. Kids!
  272. Wrecking ball
  273. Speed Fine Insurance
  274. Tarzan, The Tree Hugger
  275. Admiring Our Own Work...
  276. 3 things i've had enough reading and talking about..
  277. God help London if this prat gets in....
  278. A man with a tank...how much can he destroy..
  279. Happy Birthday Chrispy
  280. Sunny Spain
  281. But Mum said it was OK
  282. Opposites attract
  283. Omg Lolcats Ftw!
  284. Why does the CD play on this, but not that?
  285. Concept v Reality (car wise educate me)
  286. The news just had a story about metric...
  287. Do you like Classical music?
  288. Website costs...
  289. New website for terrorists
  290. Happy Birthday HR Owen
  291. Seven Degrees of Blonde
  292. American Studies at University
  293. Heartwarming Lotus enthusiasts
  294. Spotted on his way to Scotland
  295. Kazakhstan Trip.
  296. Seems like a nice gesture
  297. Spoutin' Bull
  298. Carbon Footprint...
  299. Swiss army penknives
  300. How would it look
  301. x
  302. Stiff Nipples
  303. More fun for the weekend
  304. Funny.....
  305. Corrupted folder on USB drive
  306. Juicer recommendations?
  307. Help - Photoshop Expert Required
  308. Ros Woz Ere
  309. My poor wee sis
  310. Cat run over!
  311. Going away for a bit....
  312. Man robs bank disguised as a tree
  313. Joke!!!
  314. Does anyone want a Bishops finger?
  315. Sheffield Wednesday
  316. Thanks a lot BARGY,STORI,TORONTO SPIDER,THROTTLEMAN
  317. Nomes and Happy go out....
  318. Bites and Stings - What do you use ??
  319. Happy birthday
  320. Not Alfa But Worth The Read
  321. Energy Saving Search
  322. has the world become macroscopic or microscopic
  323. Anybody here own A Quattroporte ???
  324. Calling all flyers
  325. TG Cool Wall
  326. Is there a statute of limitation...
  327. Smile
  328. Alfa Wallpaper
  329. Airport
  330. Limited Edition Coca Cola !!
  331. One for the IT People on the Forum
  332. Interior Economy Time.
  333. The spiders big mistake
  334. here is a bad joke
  335. Nice weather we're having...
  336. I'm not stalking MARK147S1
  337. Anyone go to the Tour de France
  338. Wild Ferret
  339. Urban Exploration
  340. Nice, soft commercial
  341. Coke or Pepsi
  342. Had a stressfull day
  343. A day at the beach
  344. I've just found Nemo
  345. G Force compressed air Drag race
  346. A real Fun guy
  347. south coast meet
  348. Pill Addiction.
  349. Dangerous Creatures
  350. cheer me up!
  351. How about one of these for the track
  352. Wimbledon!
  353. "YouTube" problems
  354. One for the Wok smugglers
  355. See me in action....
  356. Halfords Best Customer
  357. A famous double eh Gromit?
  358. Look What I have Won
  359. 2k
  360. Forza Ferrari
  361. My 200th Post!
  362. Wee Mee
  363. Happy Birthday KNIEVEL77
  364. Scudetto's Ferrari stories
  365. Ohio heat - SFA
  366. Cheap and Cheerful
  367. The Punto
  368. Who taught you to drive?
  369. Alice Cooper and Staples
  370. This weekends claim to fame
  371. Cd player
  372. Alfa Top Tips ala viz
  373. Did he or didn't he?
  374. Sorry Harry
  375. Taxi..please
  376. Lynnb, there's something ...
  377. Today I passed my PRINCE2 Foundation exam!
  378. Slapped wrist
  379. New olympic sport
  380. It was 50 years ago today
  381. My three day fix with a peachy 156
  382. World's best looking car
  383. Depreciation!!!
  384. So Who's Who on Flame Warriors?!?!?
  385. Oooouuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh
  386. New Balls Please
  387. nearly 100!
  388. Holidays
  389. Ideas for day trips
  390. Capt Slow's gonna puke
  391. Race of Champions
  392. I'm a Grandad for the Third Time!
  393. Bis Morgen!
  394. As of 5pm Friday
  395. For gods sake put the seat down
  396. What was his name...American comedian
  397. Liverpool Airport
  398. Stopping Distances
  399. "Same Difference" - hello?
  400. BetterDrivingPlease.com
  401. Liverpool airport shut
  402. popped my cherry - sidelights
  403. Liverpudlian joke
  404. BOSE WAVE music system
  405. Rock pooling....
  406. Happy Birthday Gibbo!
  407. My Father; The Artist
  408. A Glasgow Airport joke (bad taste I know)
  409. Another bloke goes to the Doctors.
  410. Broadband Speeds
  411. The Wheel and Tyre Bible.
  412. Not buying it, just trying it on
  413. Alfa Accessories Vouchers....
  414. Selespeed and F Spider go UK!
  415. This bloke goes to the doctors...
  416. alfa rosso
  417. Is this some sort of record?????
  418. Celeb-watch
  419. Off for some R and R.
  420. Cotrolling the HM thing at Home or Work
  421. Fantasy Football
  422. Getting rid of cigarette smell
  423. where are you posting from?
  424. Give him a stiff Brandy, I'm paying, don't argue
  425. NNothing important
  426. Life's full of little changes....
  427. Fast Frank's about to hit 1000 posts!
  428. Where's dtm8123?
  429. Nomads a bad boy
  430. Welcome to Glasgow...
  431. Smoking
  432. Essex
  433. Security Alert At John Lennon Airport !!
  434. advice needed on a house electrics problem
  435. John Smeaton for God
  436. Nreakfeast may be good...but is dinner better
  437. Croc attack - not for the squeamish.
  438. Remind you of anyone
  439. What make of ....
  440. Toothed Rubber Belt with longevity.
  441. ¿ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ǝʇıɹʍ noʎ uɐɔ
  442. Thinking of getting a new pet...
  443. Well done nomad ...
  444. One Night....
  445. Is Roswell up to his old tricks
  446. Crazy Mixed up world
  447. Jessica Biel!
  448. Anyone gonna see the Tour?
  449. Your art - how far would you go?
  450. A man goes into a zoo........
  451. Im very annoyed
  452. After the Footy
  453. Drunken Bum
  454. Baby Mole
  455. I don't often do jokes.......
  456. Coast...
  457. Naughty Ikea
  458. IBM launches new super computer....
  459. Tories 'will not change strategy' ...
  460. New tomb found by the Terracotta army...
  461. No Smoking
  462. Digital camera recommendations
  463. Sandy
  464. Time to change the car......
  465. Capt Jack
  466. £199 to sell your home..........every little helps
  467. How cars mark a moment in time.
  468. Serious incident at Glasgow Airport - no one hurt
  469. Personal regs - don't often make me laugh......
  470. Mankind's next major advance. What will it be?
  471. Alfa Romeo in A Spot Of Bother
  472. Civil Enforcement Notices
  473. Double Entendre
  474. Film Quiz
  475. Anyone know much about Focuses?
  476. Really fast spider
  477. The Shield Season 6
  478. Anti Irish Jokes
  479. Anachronyms for cars
  480. The Postman's Last Day
  481. Instant Local Weather Forcasting.
  482. Which weather forecast do I believe?
  483. Illustrious Images
  484. Muppet in a tractor!!
  485. School Holidays
  486. Congrats al
  487. Sadly .....
  488. IED found in Merc. at the Haymarket!
  489. Friday jokes
  490. Today is my last day at work
  491. Regional DVDs
  492. She's gone Juicy, again.
  493. Scots Baby
  494. How do you decide whom to marry? ( Written by kids )
  495. You've got no chance
  496. Not my kind of Pub
  497. Why buy a Diesel
  498. More than coincidence?..hmmm...rubs chin
  499. Well nobody told me to vacuum clean our mattresses...
  500. The new 7 wonders of the world