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  1. A wee jokette.....
  2. Sorry if we led you to believe...
  3. Friday night car crash joke
  4. More Important Testing - is wine good for stomach ache?
  5. a question about automatics
  6. Giant c0ck...
  7. Aw look at the cute kitten!
  8. Friday's naughty funny
  9. Shocking, sad and insane.
  10. Cyber Bullies
  11. I want the finest bacon sandwich available to humanity...
  12. Woolworths
  13. Where do our expressions come from?
  14. "Ron-speak" Translator
  15. Steven Seagal
  16. Is there a politician that's not a goon?
  17. Ready for that Friday feeling?
  18. Who remembers their they first ln ove
  19. Friday tomorrow...
  20. It's not been a good week for some Alfa owners
  21. Not safe for work
  22. Urgent help needed from people with a legal background.
  23. Sad day :(
  24. How Rude! Well actually.......
  25. My Favorite French Joke...
  26. Not a bad set of stamps...
  27. Joke of the Day!!!
  28. Should we get another cat?
  29. Star Wars game
  30. Funny Thursdays?!
  31. Mourinho Leaves Chelsea
  32. Odd News from the USA: Vol.4
  33. Error Messages
  34. Sang Froid
  35. Living in a mountain village - what's it like?
  36. Why Speak English
  37. Where would you live ?
  38. Are there no depths to which some people won't sink?
  39. Best joke i have read in ages!!
  40. What do all of you do for a living........
  41. Wish me luck...
  42. BBC Archive?
  43. English cricket jokes
  44. Letter to hubby re accident
  45. Yeah, right...
  46. Puddles
  47. 28 Weeks Later
  48. Happy Birthday Hammy156
  49. sailor joke
  50. How do you look up and look down
  51. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
  52. 100yrs old
  53. Been Thinking about a Scoob
  54. Radcliffe and Maconie
  55. Now that's one nasty spider
  56. Why is 6 scared of 7
  57. Funneee - A joke that I would like to share with yooz all
  58. An Irish Story
  59. A Guide To Hangovers!!
  60. Oo Oo - Lookie what I got...
  61. 500k registration plates
  62. Happy birthday RGWM
  63. Jellyfish
  64. Odd News from Japan: Vol.29
  65. Gutted
  66. A Joke for the Scots AOers
  67. Catapults
  68. What's Mrs Kurzon been up to
  69. Belated 2* Happpy Birthday (14th) to Lookin' 4 Ferdi & Peter Chapman
  70. Calling all 360 gamers.
  71. What would you do
  72. Well done girls
  73. Bad day in the office...
  74. moving house...
  75. My flat.
  76. Lib dem Voters - Look Away Now
  77. England - South Africa - Rugby and Cricket
  78. Its for your own good....
  79. Good in Bed
  80. management b/s bingo
  81. I'm off to Toronto for a week
  82. Driving theory test
  83. Fair play to the Subaru Owners.
  84. whats the best advert on TV
  85. Fellas: When Was The Last Time You Cooked For Your Missus?
  86. perfect drums
  87. Dave Richards In Helicopter Crash
  88. I think my next
  89. Death Proof
  90. Not safe for work
  91. Australian Navy ready for "action"
  92. Recommended - Superbad
  93. Air Show Disaster...
  94. Is It Too Late For Another Beer?
  95. Galant Vs GTV
  96. wedding in 2 weeks............
  97. Hey Mr. Stinky Fingers !!
  98. Mr. Dad bought a Focus C-Max and it looks cool!
  99. Is the word Flange filthy??!!
  100. Glasgow to Edinburgh by Bike
  101. Mike Brown in Outer Space
  102. Colin McRae dead?
  103. The double bed
  104. Here's hoping there is 9 lives
  105. Are you clumsy?
  106. Is it a little early for...
  107. About those God-awfu makeover programs
  108. Happy birthday PR!
  109. Soz for being a bit random today...
  110. Result on the neighbour front
  111. Songs you like, but from artists that you loath
  112. some of you lack the intention
  113. Petrol prices (Johnathon Creek)
  114. FOR SALE:Scatter-cushions
  115. The Galant V6 Fuel Consumption Test
  116. Speed is Relative
  117. Tax Disc Holder
  118. can u feel it cummin' in the air ter-neet?
  119. Manic's anybody??
  120. is it about time I was off from here
  121. Another Cat Thread.
  122. The Captain Grooves
  123. the streets - five years on
  124. Congratulations to.....
  125. Dirty old ghost
  126. le mans series silverstone sunday FREE tickets!
  127. See you all in a fortnight!
  128. Hello from Florence!
  129. Name suggestions plz....
  130. Mortuary joke
  131. Robot Barman
  132. The mental asylum
  133. Halford's Professional Tools
  134. Start your friday with a chuckle
  135. Happy Birthday rafe005
  136. Happy Birthday Symonh2000
  137. New Car for the Missus: Help Required!
  138. Talk about torque
  139. is friday everybody's next to off day
  140. Quick camera tips
  141. Flaming Lamborghini
  142. here we go. Autocar bigging up the styling of the new Jag saloon
  143. If you were on a dessert island ...
  144. The scariest/most exciting thing I've done
  145. Led Zeppelin reunion
  146. Avoiding a 'charge'
  147. Google Earth hidden flight sim
  148. Here's a thing...
  149. Nice trip,squeaky O/S brake!
  150. Harry Potter (Possible Spoilers)
  151. What and
  152. Bad Taste
  153. Anyone know Long Eaton??
  154. CCJ's
  155. Quick (Dumb?) 4x4 question...
  156. Good V Evil - Dietary History
  157. Happy Man goes to the toilet in Russia
  158. Back for one night only?
  159. Amazing Holes (it's clean, honest)
  160. New EEC tyre requirements ?
  161. Vampire Bats
  162. So We're Still Here Then???
  163. The World Is Nuts
  164. Giving up
  165. a taste of the early 90's
  166. You know you are past it when......
  167. Photo's from me and my family during our holiday in Denmark
  168. Not for the Ladies!
  169. I'm sure this works both ways but..
  170. So what's your favourite radio song at the moment?
  171. A Very Rude Joke
  172. Quick Multiple Choice Quiz
  173. Holy cr@p, that is totally unbelievable!!
  174. S C A R Y !
  175. 165,000 new alfas sold during 2007?
  176. Another attempt at humour
  177. Interesting Holiday Snaps
  178. Hamster crashes - again!!!
  179. Great Explaination of the Alfa Badge
  180. Jim Davidson
  181. Only great minds can read this
  182. Two Fingers To Brussels!! :lol:
  183. Anita Roddick is dead
  184. Some Jokes For The Ladies!
  185. Break From The Office?
  186. No offence intended!!!
  187. Ian Brown - Illegal Attacks
  188. Lord Large album
  189. The Stig, who is he/she
  190. Airport rules
  191. The Fart Button
  192. Countdoon
  193. I demand the finest wines known to humanity
  194. Namabia Namabia !!
  195. Family Bonkers just got back from a two week holiday to Denmark
  196. Work of art?
  197. [img]
  198. The Man Who Predicted 9/11
  199. The anti yoga movement...
  200. FAO: Internet Experts
  201. sugesttion for a song title
  202. The weak end of the weekend
  203. Never Compliment a Hummer Driver
  204. jokes,
  205. Tattoo
  206. Happy Birthday David C
  207. Hic!
  208. Old Butch (Joke)
  209. The Health and Safety man cometh
  210. Its 2am...What are your icons doing???
  211. Aww bless
  212. joke of the day
  213. Proving "security" is a fantasy
  214. Maddie - are the parents guilty??
  215. Born under a bad sign
  216. Out of area calls
  217. whats the wheather.....
  218. M&n
  219. Happy Birthday SCUDETTO
  220. Happy Birthday ASCARI
  221. Hiding your post count - an option?
  222. The IT Crowd
  223. The Chill Thread
  224. Rugby
  225. Trouble with the rollers!
  226. Cars are rude
  227. Amy Winehouse - Valerie
  228. Prayer for the Stressed.......
  229. Is It Too Early For A Beer?
  230. Late in the day laughs
  231. Last laugh out of me till next week
  232. Don't mess with variomatic
  233. Idiot I sold my Nissan to.
  234. Best advice ever from fellow AO'ers?
  235. Sheesh, the day's just dragging...
  236. Holidays!!
  237. For all you cat lovers...
  238. For the aviation enthusiasts
  239. This one time, while I was driving my Alfa...
  240. Friday for Me is?
  241. Indeed...
  242. Just how relevant is this ???
  243. Friday gag
  244. Interview Question...
  245. Happy Birthday frazzmac
  246. Uk road trip
  247. snow blowers
  248. (Old) Joke. (For Bigfoot?)
  249. 4 Nuns die and go to Heaven...
  250. Baby Girl
  251. Require New Head Unit: Any suggestions???
  252. Curry question...
  253. Billy Connolly on the Glasgow Airport car bomb
  254. Ooooh Mr President!
  255. Things You'd Like To Say Out Loud At Work
  256. You have a bit of plasticine, the size of a golf ball say...
  257. A clever scam
  258. Virtual Best Man
  259. **** Holiday Application Form ****
  260. That didn't take long
  261. MPH shpw - to go or not?
  262. seb1 = 18k
  263. Lively Interesting Board, this AM?
  264. Iom aroc meet
  265. Pavarotti: RIP
  266. Grandpa doesn't get it ...
  267. Little Johnny ...
  268. iGoogle
  269. Mitsubishi Galant Owners Forum
  270. Southern Huntin Dogs
  271. Another Use for our little Rubber Friends
  272. Need some advice (LAND-LORDS A ******)
  273. I bet Ray Mears never thought of this one
  274. I Love The Internet!!
  275. Anyone got some good jokes?
  276. Having a 'thick' moment
  277. 5th Gear - Repeated?
  278. Clampdown on modified exhausts
  279. Native American Observation:
  280. Rwc 2007
  281. No Sh~t Sherlock...
  282. Has his luck run out this time ???
  283. For you GT playstation Alfistimos out there
  284. I'm back now, and Reading festival was great!
  285. Independence Is Back!
  286. Milk Float Noise Complaint -WTF ???
  287. Would you ???
  288. Odd News from Nepal: Vol.1
  289. Odd News from Japan: Vol.28
  290. Going to USA and Canada....
  291. this is england
  292. New Fibresure & Gregory's Girl
  293. Thread manager - what a babe!!!!!!
  294. If only the Canadian fellow didn't reply,
  295. Help Required: Electric Aerial Snapped Off!
  296. Talking to a hat...rather than through it
  297. top gear mag
  298. Oakley Polarized Sunnies for driving ?
  299. House Prices - it says way off topic
  300. What phone do i get?
  301. First was Mitch, then was Stan, now it'll be Felix
  302. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
  303. Car specifications database - my pet project!
  304. anyone in the midlands?
  305. Extreme Faceplant
  306. Have you ever been ...
  307. Hamster Heaven
  308. The Bike Runs!!!!!!
  309. Alternative nursery Rhyme
  310. Yellow24
  311. Sony Ericsson Owners
  312. Sad news
  313. wifely duties....
  314. spider ---- gay car 2007
  315. Ferdi's New Bed....
  316. bran flakes
  317. pro-biotics
  318. pentapeptides
  319. 11000 Posts.....
  320. Joke: Blonde at the Doctor's
  321. Oi, a 147 is not a girl's car.......however
  322. Tonight's Fifth Gear - 3200GT
  323. Pikeys
  324. I'd like to be the first ...
  325. Dairy Milk Drumming Gorilla
  326. 15 points on the lisence still
  327. Hotel/B&B around DA17 Area??
  328. Household chores/maintenance hates! (& loves?)
  329. Cost effective underwater photography
  330. Should I or shouldn't I? Laser Jammer :cough: Gate Opener... ;)
  331. Highway Code Quiz
  332. Indestructible Speed Camera coming to the UK
  333. Anpr
  334. Christmas Dinner...
  335. Converting MP4 DRM files to MP3 format
  336. Where's Wrinx
  337. Relationship advice - whats on his mind?
  338. Oh Mr Soft...
  339. Italian Meal 'solutions'
  340. For those who teach...............
  341. Another question for the engineers.
  342. Me and Guitars are Finished.
  343. Happy Birthday Thompatruck1
  344. Does anyone have 30,000 I can 'borrow'?
  345. Goodbye!
  346. Wasn't Kurzon Cute as a baby
  347. Children and Toys.
  348. Freaky advert
  349. The Darkness-No Not the group!
  350. PC Speakers dead.
  351. No more work for over 3 weeks! Yay!
  352. Financial Forums
  353. Popping baloons
  354. Hero's the happy man Version
  355. facebook
  356. The Cup has to go
  357. our lexus is dead
  358. The Pigeon Detectives - Take Her Back
  359. New car for my Mammy!!
  360. A proper "Irishman Joke"
  361. 57 plates are here. What car was the first 57 reg you saw?
  362. Amazing...
  363. Ten Years - Diana & Dodi
  364. Friday Funny
  365. A Ghost story..
  366. Why is it....
  367. Apples & Wine
  368. Change ones under crackers!
  369. tonight i am...
  370. Odd News from Japan: Vol.27
  371. Congratulations Roswell!
  372. Unpimp your ride
  373. Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
  374. If you could star in ...
  375. Done my first Track Day....
  376. Feeling stressed?
  377. Tucson Airplane Graveyard - AMARC :eek:
  378. Which lane do you use?
  379. Thought For The Day - Easily Offended?? Look Away Now !!
  380. Things ...
  381. New Lego Kit !!
  382. A Joke to brigthen your day
  383. Recieved a letter today, saying I owe money..
  384. Now Its The Wrong Type Of Trains
  385. Odd News from Japan: Vol.26
  386. stunning italian lady
  387. Soppy old git
  388. What actor/actress stars most in your movie/film collection?
  389. Alfas @ work - what you got?
  390. Like there aren't enough roadsigns...
  391. who shops around for financial packages?
  392. Ever tried this?
  393. Letter to the wrong wife
  394. How do i anneal some ally tube so it can be bent
  395. Fellow watch lovers (you know who you are)
  396. A Classic!!
  397. Using Video iPod for watching TV?
  398. Superman
  399. R.C. Car House Jump
  400. barbados advice please
  401. Cheated by my gf
  402. lots of interesting threads on here
  403. Does anyone use CB radio anymore?
  404. Bird eye chillies
  405. Where's Wally (AKA Fraser)
  406. SportsAlfa.com
  407. Liverpool FC To Pay Tribute To Young Rhys Jones
  408. Look Daddy...
  409. Technological Blasts from the Past...
  410. Paddy and Murphy - Fire Fighters...
  411. Does my avatar look like an upside down nose?
  412. Don't Condone Drugs - put that record down
  413. Confession Time! c'mon own up and share your burden
  414. An Apology
  415. Just married!
  416. Still off sick and.......
  417. My Muff....
  418. If not one word per person then 1 smilie per person
  419. game
  420. anyone from the london and south east region??
  421. TOTP 2 Police Special
  422. Weekend Nazi's on the BBC
  423. Long useless threads.
  424. The young boy shot in Liverpool
  425. odd names
  426. 1 word per person story.
  427. Count the SILVER cars on the way home
  428. Bus Lane Fines - How long does it take?
  429. Was Merlin Scottish?
  430. What is the truest definition of Globalization?
  431. Nikon D70s
  432. The Best Album Title
  433. Il Monstro
  434. Is anybody here any good with 2 stroke engines.
  435. What drives people...
  436. Brilliant advert
  437. McDougals Chicken and Asparagus pie
  438. Your car's neighbour(s)
  439. London cabs arrive in Milan
  440. New Google Timeline search - clever
  441. "A fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a map"
  442. Adverts from yesteryear
  443. Useless trivia
  444. The Hacienda
  445. It's a Wide World
  446. The Boycott Hollywood Remakes Thread
  447. Apololgies to BIGFOOT!!
  448. Synchronising iTunes with Windows Media Player
  449. Classic Movies
  450. M5 chaos today
  451. Whats the last pointless thread you read..
  452. Red Arrows
  453. Bowler hat? Best of British.
  454. Next time you think your life is hard...
  455. 172 Mph
  456. Fancy a bit of spine tingling??
  457. Pizza Alfa Romeo
  458. The ballerina - it's naughty, enjoy :D
  459. Out Tonight Like?
  460. Dragging the clutch
  461. Sennheiser RF Wireless Headphones - Any Good?
  462. Which Roadster - now what name?
  463. Ultimate Pizza
  464. am I a failing person on here
  465. today is...
  466. Have to leave for a while,Sighs of Relief?
  467. The Single Shoe Mystery...
  468. Spotted automotive work of art . . .
  469. Quinn, have a wonderful birthday
  470. I demand an explanation
  471. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  472. rude joke
  473. Calling all foo fighter fans
  474. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  475. A Joke For You
  476. Yawn! What are you doing?
  477. Just taken up golf.
  478. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  479. Another BigFoot Joke
  480. not completing a hole in golf
  481. This has to be
  482. Women Joke
  483. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  484. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  485. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  486. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  487. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  488. Joke of the day
  489. Smirnoff Ad
  490. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  491. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  492. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  493. What was the last book you bought
  494. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  495. Mobile phone upgrade
  496. HDD Interfaces !!
  497. M40 Arrests
  498. how they build the triumph rocket 3
  499. T-Rex reaches 18mph....
  500. Barn Door