: Way Off Topic



  1. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  2. rude joke
  3. Calling all foo fighter fans
  4. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  5. A Joke For You
  6. Yawn! What are you doing?
  7. Just taken up golf.
  8. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  9. Another BigFoot Joke
  10. not completing a hole in golf
  11. This has to be
  12. Women Joke
  13. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  14. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  15. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  16. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  17. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  18. Joke of the day
  19. Smirnoff Ad
  20. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  21. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  22. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  23. What was the last book you bought
  24. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  25. Mobile phone upgrade
  26. HDD Interfaces !!
  27. M40 Arrests
  28. how they build the triumph rocket 3
  29. T-Rex reaches 18mph....
  30. Barn Door
  31. Lout with a Laser
  32. 4WD RB26DET 147 why??
  33. Temp Help
  34. Honestly Q, I left the Aston right here!
  35. Cartoon cereals
  36. The Spoon or the Fork, you must decide?
  37. For GJ?
  38. Halloween Horrors....
  39. Yes!
  40. Beware, Jesus Is Watching!!!
  41. What car can I get for upto £3000?
  42. Ant, have you battened down the hatches over there!?
  43. Have You Ever...
  44. Judith Chalmers
  45. Venice
  46. Thanks Royal Mail, Free BFPO Parcels.
  47. Most stupid way you have injured yourself?
  48. Happy Birthday Green Cloverleaf
  49. Happy Birthday Marko
  50. Silent Killer
  51. Women down under
  52. Off sick again - not happy
  53. The last thing you used a screwdriver for?
  54. Any Blacklers??
  55. Mortgage advice :eek:
  56. The Merit Man...
  57. Separated at birth....
  58. Do n ot reject the 5exual advances of your pet camel
  59. Naughty Joke - Made Me Smile Though!!
  60. Am I off My Head?!
  61. Anyone know C++??
  62. Blues Guitarists
  63. One for the Rugby Fans ;-)
  64. Mcdonalds Saved my life....
  65. Is this guy for real??
  66. I need a new Bed
  67. I need a new Bed
  68. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  69. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  70. x factor
  71. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  72. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  73. First driving lesson at 2
  74. Survival
  75. It was bound to happen
  76. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  77. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  78. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  79. happy b day
  80. Imagine if you will...
  81. ok, so whats the hottest/
  82. Couldn't agree more with this man
  83. hedgehog
  84. My Head Is Spinning
  85. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  86. More Ebay aggro......
  87. Friday funny
  88. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  89. Was Einstein Wrong???
  90. Happy birthday Prospect
  91. I'm going away for a little bit.
  92. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  93. Macbeth
  94. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  95. Treat everyone equally...
  96. I am blessed
  97. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  98. VX220 con-man
  99. VW Golf forum ?
  100. Uh uh huh!
  101. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  102. Scales
  103. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  104. 'kin Windows
  105. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  106. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  107. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  108. announcement...
  109. Rush hour 3
  110. Happy forum birthday nomad
  111. Spurs New Kit !!
  112. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  113. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  114. Virgin Media
  115. Senior Clubber?
  116. Can anyone recomend...
  117. You never know!
  118. I made it ....
  119. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  120. Gym Routine
  121. Crime in South Africa
  122. the man don't give a ****
  123. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  124. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  125. I bet this felt fast!
  126. so gavin dack.........
  127. Someones passed the sell by date
  128. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  129. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  130. How come
  131. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  132. Ferrari through time......
  133. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  134. Stupid support joke
  135. Some people got very rich today...
  136. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  137. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  138. Happy Man's New job
  139. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  140. For Gibbo...
  141. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  142. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  143. Good News!
  144. Top Gun re-release
  145. Not looking forward to today
  146. Washed Out Again.
  147. congratulations foxybrown
  148. Duty Calls.
  149. Space Shuttle
  150. You know you're getting old...
  151. Crime scene a bit Grim
  152. Conning the Conmen
  153. Youtube downloading
  154. A Bob Dylan question
  155. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  156. Tie Him To The Post!
  157. All this talk of posting....
  158. Lol Jap cars
  159. Wrong!!
  160. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  161. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  162. what does this say?
  163. Wooo the footy seasons started
  164. Where Croissants come from
  165. Very Very Funny
  166. Biker shot dead on M40
  167. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  168. The full english
  169. Mallorca Holiday
  170. The Chat Room
  171. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  172. The Village Bike
  173. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  174. A bit rude but very funny
  175. Cool averts good tune
  176. just noticed
  177. happy birthday to peter k
  178. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  179. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  180. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  181. RIP Tony Wilson
  182. A Visa for the USA?
  183. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  184. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  185. Goodbye cruel world!
  186. Ho
  187. Rice
  188. Should have gone to specsavers
  189. A Happy night out
  190. London Architecture
  191. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  192. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  193. 3 points on license ?
  194. Photo tips for t'internet
  195. The Generous Lawyer...
  196. Country Classic's....
  197. Some people just need to be slapped...
  198. Space Station and Shuttle
  199. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  200. The Game keeper
  201. Just about to...
  202. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  203. Official Post boosting Thread
  204. Viagra
  205. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  206. dodgy sexy women
  207. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  208. Who's goosing nomad
  209. Battle of the Kruger
  210. Sheep joke
  211. Probably the best
  212. Nails
  213. Global economic meltdown
  214. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  215. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  216. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  217. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  218. blanket 30mph limit...
  219. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  220. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  221. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  222. A Quick Maths Problem
  223. Radio Caroline is back!
  224. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  225. Fecking Rhodes
  226. :eek:
  227. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  228. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  229. Kenny G
  230. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  231. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  232. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  233. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  234. Audi S6
  235. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  236. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  237. American Muscle Ruined
  238. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  239. Would you buy a car from this man?
  240. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  241. Free porn
  242. Disorder In The American Courts
  243. 4 staff online at once
  244. Best car insurance advert ever
  245. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  246. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  247. Cropredy Festival
  248. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  249. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  250. I must be an electronic genius...err
  251. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  252. My Stilo has been stolen
  253. Southwold - anyone been?
  254. Personalised number plates
  255. YouTube discussions
  256. What a bloody clown
  257. I had a ***** start to the day
  258. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  259. An Alfa MPV?
  260. Playing into the hand...
  261. Car washer jets
  262. Bargain Merc !!
  263. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  264. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  265. Teenage Kicks......
  266. B S Cars n Blokes
  267. Not feeling "smart'
  268. Happy Birthday Marksie
  269. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  270. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  271. Storm Sewer Exploding
  272. Kumato ?
  273. The wait is finaly over.
  274. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  275. One for Zulu Ferret
  276. Wheres the pound gone
  277. Good Indian Restaurant in Dublin City Centre?
  278. Is it possible to love a car that you don't care for one bit?
  279. gentleman you attention please!
  280. Inflamatory Thread
  281. Grittish Bass..plonkers
  282. Computer running slow? Try Diskeeper
  283. Bailiffs
  284. Is Billy Mckenzie the most underrated singer the UK has ever produced?
  285. Holidays!
  286. My "it's friday, have a good weekend" joke
  287. Forum moderators
  288. So addictive!!
  289. In the beginning
  290. What are you doing this weekend?
  291. Name a good film
  292. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  293. Name a bad film
  294. Such a short time together
  295. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  296. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  297. Technical support
  298. You've probably read this before...
  299. How much are you worth dead??
  300. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  301. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)
  302. Naughty Talk?
  303. I've been Stung
  304. NSA spying on US citizens through AT&T
  305. Well.... it's been a year...
  306. Tickets Available (Not for the Easily Offended)
  307. Insomnia!!
  308. Reminds me of a sad old joke:
  309. Fiat 500
  310. Heroes (again)
  311. Stay over home for Iraq/Afghanistan, injured veterans OK'd
  312. Lost XP password, well i forgot it
  313. Fantasy Dinner Party
  314. A Nun joke
  315. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the desert...
  316. Alternative Usernames For Current Forum Members
  317. Funny Signs
  318. Cool website - "Will It Blend?"
  319. anyone near nuneaton???
  320. When are you going to die?
  321. Size does matter!
  322. dog walking
  323. Cheering News for me anyway.
  324. Why'd you go and delete Telecom77?
  325. "The World in a Briefcase"
  326. Virgin Airlines...
  327. Rude joke
  328. World Clock - depressing
  329. how long have you spent on AO??
  330. Foreign Cars & MOT's
  331. Jumping The Red Light!
  332. Happy Birthday dtm8123
  333. Navel fluff
  334. Cab for Piquet
  335. Alfaowner Pub Quiz
  336. Satnav on Nokia N73?
  337. Chrisd_b what was on the hard shoulder today thread....
  338. The Funniest thread since the invention of the internet..
  339. Moods
  340. Car park solution
  341. Evan more addictive
  342. Fantasy Football anyone
  343. How much rent money should i give my mum?
  344. Happy Birthday Commanderfish
  345. BigFoot checks out for the holidays
  346. Very Addictive
  347. Back to the present..........
  348. Road Trip to Italy
  349. Feeding The Pigeons?
  350. The New eBay Layout
  351. Boyfriend is converted!
  352. Such a perfect day...........
  353. SRi - what does this stand for?
  354. What would you do if I died ?????
  355. Make sure you get the right message...
  356. Ralph Wiggum - Portrait Of A Legend
  357. Iraq wins...
  358. Interesting Article on Iraq/WoT...
  359. Happy Birthday Andbur
  360. It's Tomorrow...
  361. Happy Birthday Evel
  362. Lego Fan's Thread
  363. We BBQ'd today
  364. Cashpoints
  365. Why don't people belt up?
  366. USB soundcard with optical S/PDIF
  367. Plastic wine bottles
  368. Courtesy Car Reviews
  369. there is a certain age coming
  370. Credit cards
  371. Why have they cccccomplicated roundabouts?
  372. Kiwi Government passes law to outlaw satire...
  373. just bumped into..........
  374. Not sure if this woks
  375. Sigur Rós
  376. Celebrity Motor's
  377. Heroes: The Return
  378. Bike License
  379. Happy Birthday HowardA
  380. For fellow cat lovers...
  381. Transformers
  382. It is a Friday night and I am stuck in...
  383. Caravan Parked on Street - When gone owner places cones out so you can't park
  384. Anyone else's Hotmail not working?? 18.25pm
  385. Laptop Help Neded.
  386. Friday funny
  387. Feeling all patriotic this afternoon
  388. Jack Peñate - Torn On The Platform
  389. Scouse Vasectomy !!
  390. A Bike
  391. 147 Virgin party girl
  392. 20 mega pixels
  393. Transformers Alfa style
  394. Learn to Fly - cool tune & vid
  395. Bullseye.
  396. You could'nt make this up.........
  397. If your Alfa was a famous person ?!?!?
  398. Hair cut gone wrong
  399. Watch out....
  400. HD ready TV's - LCD or Plasma?!?!?
  401. Kevin and Gary at the Sperm Bank
  402. Can U Tell Me About This
  403. Life's defining moments....
  404. Jay Leno's Garage
  405. Britain to (finally) get some aircraft carriers
  406. Confession
  407. Top Gear Polar Expedition
  408. How long, How many?
  409. test driving ANOTHER car tomorrow..
  410. Car park cameras
  411. Breaking News - Internet Crash!
  412. Dud you ever wear something only for fashion
  413. Have you been good while I was away???
  414. Road sign story
  415. blue box with tick
  416. I bet that's gonna sting in the morning !!
  417. New BMW Advert :confused:
  418. 34,000
  419. Happy B-day Bigfoot
  420. Hidden Dip :eek:
  421. Photo Finish...
  422. !!Window !!!
  423. Joke
  424. Can u tell me
  425. Ferrari & Lambo Experience Day
  426. Engine management light
  427. It's between me and the spider
  428. French speed cameras
  429. Cactus Jack
  430. Dirty Little Gerbil
  431. My "goodnight, i'm off to bed" joke
  432. A Thought for the Day
  433. Things you often do and often get wrong!
  434. Clutch control
  435. How long for a drinkdrive case to get to court?
  436. The Deaf Bookkeeper...
  437. New car
  438. Microsoft .NET framework upgrade
  439. Happy Birthday Bri !!
  440. The Twang....
  441. Mendecino County Line
  442. spicy
  443. Mentos & Beer
  444. Hi Tankman104c
  445. x-rated
  446. News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  447. Having trouble selling my punto!
  448. Flooding
  449. Biofuel: Hope no one's invested in it.
  450. No more Rome (sob!)
  451. Speedsters beware
  452. BMW Drivers
  453. No tax ,mot , insurance
  454. Depositing money into a Barclays machine.
  455. If I only had the Cash
  456. Now that's some Stereo
  457. Happy birthday mhollywood!
  458. CLA Game Fair Cancelled
  459. First flight
  460. The Open
  461. Alfa mini meeting @ Lancia restaurant
  462. I am feeling old
  463. Happy Birthday Madz330
  464. Kate Nash - Foundations
  465. The Enemy - Had Enough
  466. Reverend And The Makers - Heavyweight Champion Of The World
  467. Helen
  468. You Thought You'd Gotten Rid Of Me Didn't You?
  469. second life
  470. The big race
  471. Smoking and climate change
  472. Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  473. new car...
  474. I've just bought something designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro...
  475. Table Tennis
  476. In Kazakhstan
  477. Caspian Sea Monster
  478. 80's bands
  479. take a look
  480. Breakfast dilemma
  481. Let#s eat
  482. House flooded today
  483. Fonejacker channel 4
  484. New Driving Laws Maybe?
  485. scart leads?
  486. How to punish middle / outside lane hogs?
  487. Harry Potter
  488. All sing: "I made it through the rain, I kept myself protected..."
  489. This is appalling
  490. Cheap fags !
  491. alfa in donegal
  492. Failed the second year..
  493. Global Warming........Pah!
  494. True Dare Kiss - GT
  495. Would you give one to a junior colleague?
  496. In the words of Spandau Ballet.......
  497. Anybody wathcing Nazi Pop Twins?
  498. 'the Stig'
  499. Natures Warning
  500. Love thy Neighbour