: Way Off Topic



  1. 500 posts! A joke in celebration:
  2. Oh no
  3. Ever Really Wondered How much a Pinch of Salt was?
  4. Hotel Toilets
  5. Bottom!
  6. Firefox help
  7. Airplane panic
  8. Logic would suggest different but...
  9. Conkers
  10. Happy birthday Harrythesnotgobbler
  11. Burma
  12. Yikes! Landmine!
  13. Nelson Mandela...
  14. Does anyone think this looks a little silly?
  15. This will make your eyes water!!
  16. And they say teenagers are getting dumber!!
  17. Bigfoot Avatar
  18. 88 Million squid!
  19. Heathers Biography...
  20. An Old couple...
  21. Happy Birthday Alfa 147 JTD 16v
  22. What will you be doing in the next hour
  23. Oh man - check these topless strippers....
  24. Mac/PC CMS IT SOS
  25. Test Drive Unlimited
  26. Sony PSP Lite or iPod Touch?
  27. Stevie Wonder...
  28. Aboria Bingo!!
  29. English Farmer
  30. Cupid Stunt
  31. Top 50 concept cars ever.
  32. The weakest link...bloke from where I work
  33. Vader Plays the Blues..!
  34. AO Weddings
  35. Why its cool to be a man
  36. Anyone seen Heroes season 2 episode 1 yet?
  37. Slow?
  38. What do people on here think of this?
  39. Have We Upset Nomad?
  40. Iranian President in the US
  41. LOL - Always read the the T&C's!
  42. Joke
  43. Could you help with research on potential new venture?
  44. Restaurant gag
  45. Odd News from Japan: Vol.30
  46. Farewell my friend
  47. Bird In The Gym Today
  48. What is the caulking material used for baots?
  49. A weird thing happens when I sleep
  50. Colin Mcrae service of celebration.
  51. A few cool eighties tunes; not Wham! ;-)
  52. Decking slats...
  53. 9 Words Women Use
  54. Clever Email I Got Sent.
  55. The misheard lyrics thread
  56. Long enough? or not long enough?
  57. What should I do?
  58. I got the blue's...........
  59. oh my God!!
  60. Sneaky peak at Zulu Ferrets Garage
  61. Acapulco AL is a very Naughty Boy
  62. Advice required regarding contract hire...
  63. Mince pies
  64. The ultimate legal action
  65. Should I have told him....
  66. Academic Elitism
  67. OH Hail to the grand fartmiester
  68. Insel Hombroich in Neuss
  69. Emma Maersk
  70. For those who wish they stuck at playing the guitar
  71. Shocking crash test between a Volvo wagon and a Renault Modus
  72. Pics on AO from photobucket. help please
  73. 3 Years on and 5000 up...... :D
  74. My new phone
  75. Cappuccino Flavoured Kit Kats...
  76. Not sure how to put this...but here goes
  77. Gutted!!
  78. Hi Tech
  79. who's the best?
  80. Swingers
  81. Any Depeche Mode fans here?
  82. The Verve - their greatest moment?
  83. Remember Catatonia
  84. C'était un rendez-vous
  85. piri piri sardines
  86. This made me laugh
  87. Simple Game...
  88. I want a Full English....
  89. banks
  90. I have just seen....
  91. Not heard this joke before...
  92. Sorry another joke........
  93. Bumper stickers
  94. Another wee jokette.....
  95. A wee jokette.....
  96. Sorry if we led you to believe...
  97. Friday night car crash joke
  98. More Important Testing - is wine good for stomach ache?
  99. a question about automatics
  100. Giant c0ck...
  101. Aw look at the cute kitten!
  102. Friday's naughty funny
  103. Shocking, sad and insane.
  104. Cyber Bullies
  105. I want the finest bacon sandwich available to humanity...
  106. Woolworths
  107. Where do our expressions come from?
  108. "Ron-speak" Translator
  109. Steven Seagal
  110. Is there a politician that's not a goon?
  111. Ready for that Friday feeling?
  112. Who remembers their they first ln ove
  113. Friday tomorrow...
  114. It's not been a good week for some Alfa owners
  115. Not safe for work
  116. Urgent help needed from people with a legal background.
  117. Sad day :(
  118. How Rude! Well actually.......
  119. My Favorite French Joke...
  120. Not a bad set of stamps...
  121. Joke of the Day!!!
  122. Should we get another cat?
  123. Star Wars game
  124. Funny Thursdays?!
  125. Mourinho Leaves Chelsea
  126. Odd News from the USA: Vol.4
  127. Error Messages
  128. Sang Froid
  129. Living in a mountain village - what's it like?
  130. Why Speak English
  131. Where would you live ?
  132. Are there no depths to which some people won't sink?
  133. Best joke i have read in ages!!
  134. What do all of you do for a living........
  135. Wish me luck...
  136. BBC Archive?
  137. English cricket jokes
  138. Letter to hubby re accident
  139. Yeah, right...
  140. Puddles
  141. 28 Weeks Later
  142. Happy Birthday Hammy156
  143. sailor joke
  144. How do you look up and look down
  145. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
  146. 100yrs old
  147. Been Thinking about a Scoob
  148. Radcliffe and Maconie
  149. Now that's one nasty spider
  150. Why is 6 scared of 7
  151. Funneee - A joke that I would like to share with yooz all
  152. An Irish Story
  153. A Guide To Hangovers!!
  154. Oo Oo - Lookie what I got...
  155. £500k registration plates
  156. Happy birthday RGWM
  157. Jellyfish
  158. Odd News from Japan: Vol.29
  159. Gutted
  160. A Joke for the Scots AOers
  161. Catapults
  162. What's Mrs Kurzon been up to
  163. Belated 2* Happpy Birthday (14th) to Lookin' 4 Ferdi & Peter Chapman
  164. Calling all 360 gamers.
  165. What would you do
  166. Well done girls
  167. Bad day in the office...
  168. moving house...
  169. My flat.
  170. Lib dem Voters - Look Away Now
  171. England - South Africa - Rugby and Cricket
  172. Its for your own good....
  173. Good in Bed
  174. management b/s bingo
  175. I'm off to Toronto for a week
  176. Driving theory test
  177. Fair play to the Subaru Owners.
  178. whats the best advert on TV
  179. Fellas: When Was The Last Time You Cooked For Your Missus?
  180. perfect drums
  181. Dave Richards In Helicopter Crash
  182. I think my next
  183. Death Proof
  184. Not safe for work
  185. Australian Navy ready for "action"
  186. Recommended - Superbad
  187. Air Show Disaster...
  188. Is It Too Late For Another Beer?
  189. Galant Vs GTV
  190. wedding in 2 weeks............
  191. Hey Mr. Stinky Fingers !!
  192. Mr. Dad bought a Focus C-Max and it looks cool!
  193. Is the word Flange filthy??!!
  194. Glasgow to Edinburgh by Bike
  195. Mike Brown in Outer Space
  196. Colin McRae dead?
  197. The double bed
  198. Here's hoping there is 9 lives
  199. Are you clumsy?
  200. Is it a little early for...
  201. About those God-awfu makeover programs
  202. Happy birthday PR!
  203. Soz for being a bit random today...
  204. Result on the neighbour front
  205. Songs you like, but from artists that you loath
  206. some of you lack the intention
  207. Petrol prices (Johnathon Creek)
  208. FOR SALE:Scatter-cushions
  209. The Galant V6 Fuel Consumption Test
  210. Speed is Relative
  211. Tax Disc Holder
  212. can u feel it cummin' in the air ter-neet?
  213. Manic's anybody??
  214. is it about time I was off from here
  215. Another Cat Thread.
  216. The Captain Grooves
  217. the streets - five years on
  218. Congratulations to.....
  219. Dirty old ghost
  220. le mans series silverstone sunday FREE tickets!
  221. See you all in a fortnight!
  222. Hello from Florence!
  223. Name suggestions plz....
  224. Mortuary joke
  225. Robot Barman
  226. The mental asylum
  227. Halford's Professional Tools
  228. Start your friday with a chuckle
  229. Happy Birthday rafe005
  230. Happy Birthday Symonh2000
  231. New Car for the Missus: Help Required!
  232. Talk about torque
  233. is friday everybody's next to off day
  234. Quick camera tips
  235. Flaming Lamborghini
  236. here we go. Autocar bigging up the styling of the new Jag saloon
  237. If you were on a dessert island ...
  238. The scariest/most exciting thing I've done
  239. Led Zeppelin reunion
  240. Avoiding a 'charge'
  241. Google Earth hidden flight sim
  242. Here's a thing...
  243. Nice trip,squeaky O/S brake!
  244. Harry Potter (Possible Spoilers)
  245. What and
  246. Bad Taste
  247. Anyone know Long Eaton??
  248. CCJ's
  249. Quick (Dumb?) 4x4 question...
  250. Good V Evil - Dietary History
  251. Happy Man goes to the toilet in Russia
  252. Back for one night only?
  253. Amazing Holes (it's clean, honest)
  254. New EEC tyre requirements ?
  255. Vampire Bats
  256. So We're Still Here Then???
  257. The World Is Nuts
  258. Giving up
  259. a taste of the early 90's
  260. You know you are past it when......
  261. Photo's from me and my family during our holiday in Denmark
  262. Not for the Ladies!
  263. I'm sure this works both ways but..
  264. So what's your favourite radio song at the moment?
  265. A Very Rude Joke
  266. Quick Multiple Choice Quiz
  267. Holy cr@p, that is totally unbelievable!!
  268. S C A R Y !
  269. 165,000 new alfas sold during 2007?
  270. Another attempt at humour
  271. Interesting Holiday Snaps
  272. Hamster crashes - again!!!
  273. Great Explaination of the Alfa Badge
  274. Jim Davidson
  275. Only great minds can read this
  276. Two Fingers To Brussels!! :lol:
  277. Anita Roddick is dead
  278. Some Jokes For The Ladies!
  279. Break From The Office?
  280. No offence intended!!!
  281. Ian Brown - Illegal Attacks
  282. Lord Large album
  283. The Stig, who is he/she
  284. Airport rules
  285. The Fart Button
  286. Countdoon
  287. I demand the finest wines known to humanity
  288. Namabia Namabia !!
  289. Family Bonkers just got back from a two week holiday to Denmark
  290. Work of art?
  291. [img]
  292. The Man Who Predicted 9/11
  293. The anti yoga movement...
  294. FAO: Internet Experts
  295. sugesttion for a song title
  296. The weak end of the weekend
  297. Never Compliment a Hummer Driver
  298. jokes,
  299. Tattoo
  300. Happy Birthday David C
  301. Hic!
  302. Old Butch (Joke)
  303. The Health and Safety man cometh
  304. Its 2am...What are your icons doing???
  305. Aww bless
  306. joke of the day
  307. Proving "security" is a fantasy
  308. Maddie - are the parents guilty??
  309. Born under a bad sign
  310. Out of area calls
  311. whats the wheather.....
  312. M&n
  313. Happy Birthday SCUDETTO
  314. Happy Birthday ASCARI
  315. Hiding your post count - an option?
  316. The IT Crowd
  317. The Chill Thread
  318. Rugby
  319. Trouble with the rollers!
  320. Cars are rude
  321. Amy Winehouse - Valerie
  322. Prayer for the Stressed.......
  323. Is It Too Early For A Beer?
  324. Late in the day laughs
  325. Last laugh out of me till next week
  326. Don't mess with variomatic
  327. Idiot I sold my Nissan to.
  328. Best advice ever from fellow AO'ers?
  329. Sheesh, the day's just dragging...
  330. Holidays!!
  331. For all you cat lovers...
  332. For the aviation enthusiasts
  333. This one time, while I was driving my Alfa...
  334. Friday for Me is?
  335. Indeed...
  336. Just how relevant is this ???
  337. Friday gag
  338. Interview Question...
  339. Happy Birthday frazzmac
  340. Uk road trip
  341. snow blowers
  342. (Old) Joke. (For Bigfoot?)
  343. 4 Nuns die and go to Heaven...
  344. Baby Girl
  345. Require New Head Unit: Any suggestions???
  346. Curry question...
  347. Billy Connolly on the Glasgow Airport car bomb
  348. Ooooh Mr President!
  349. Things You'd Like To Say Out Loud At Work
  350. You have a bit of plasticine, the size of a golf ball say...
  351. A clever scam
  352. Virtual Best Man
  353. **** Holiday Application Form ****
  354. That didn't take long
  355. MPH shpw - to go or not?
  356. seb1 = 18k
  357. Lively Interesting Board, this AM?
  358. Iom aroc meet
  359. Pavarotti: RIP
  360. Grandpa doesn't get it ...
  361. Little Johnny ...
  362. iGoogle
  363. Mitsubishi Galant Owners Forum
  364. Southern Huntin Dogs
  365. Another Use for our little Rubber Friends
  366. Need some advice (LAND-LORDS A ******)
  367. I bet Ray Mears never thought of this one
  368. I Love The Internet!!
  369. Anyone got some good jokes?
  370. Having a 'thick' moment
  371. 5th Gear - Repeated?
  372. Clampdown on modified exhausts
  373. Native American Observation:
  374. Rwc 2007
  375. No Sh~t Sherlock...
  376. Has his luck run out this time ???
  377. For you GT playstation Alfistimos out there
  378. I'm back now, and Reading festival was great!
  379. Independence Is Back!
  380. Milk Float Noise Complaint -WTF ???
  381. Would you ???
  382. Odd News from Nepal: Vol.1
  383. Odd News from Japan: Vol.28
  384. Going to USA and Canada....
  385. this is england
  386. New Fibresure & Gregory's Girl
  387. Thread manager - what a babe!!!!!!
  388. If only the Canadian fellow didn't reply,
  389. Help Required: Electric Aerial Snapped Off!
  390. Talking to a hat...rather than through it
  391. top gear mag
  392. Oakley Polarized Sunnies for driving ?
  393. House Prices - it says way off topic
  394. What phone do i get?
  395. First was Mitch, then was Stan, now it'll be Felix
  396. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
  397. Car specifications database - my pet project!
  398. anyone in the midlands?
  399. Extreme Faceplant
  400. Have you ever been ...
  401. Hamster Heaven
  402. The Bike Runs!!!!!!
  403. Alternative nursery Rhyme
  404. Yellow24
  405. Sony Ericsson Owners
  406. Sad news
  407. wifely duties....
  408. spider ---- gay car 2007
  409. Ferdi's New Bed....
  410. bran flakes
  411. pro-biotics
  412. pentapeptides
  413. 11000 Posts.....
  414. Joke: Blonde at the Doctor's
  415. Oi, a 147 is not a girl's car.......however
  416. Tonight's Fifth Gear - 3200GT
  417. Pikeys
  418. I'd like to be the first ...
  419. Dairy Milk Drumming Gorilla
  420. 15 points on the lisence still
  421. Hotel/B&B around DA17 Area??
  422. Household chores/maintenance hates! (& loves?)
  423. Cost effective underwater photography
  424. Should I or shouldn't I? Laser Jammer :cough: Gate Opener... ;)
  425. Highway Code Quiz
  426. Indestructible Speed Camera coming to the UK
  427. Anpr
  428. Christmas Dinner...
  429. Converting MP4 DRM files to MP3 format
  430. Where's Wrinx
  431. Relationship advice - whats on his mind?
  432. Oh Mr Soft...
  433. Italian Meal 'solutions'
  434. For those who teach...............
  435. Another question for the engineers.
  436. Me and Guitars are Finished.
  437. Happy Birthday Thompatruck1
  438. Does anyone have £30,000 I can 'borrow'?
  439. Goodbye!
  440. Wasn't Kurzon Cute as a baby
  441. Children and Toys.
  442. Freaky advert
  443. The Darkness-No Not the group!
  444. PC Speakers dead.
  445. No more work for over 3 weeks! Yay!
  446. Financial Forums
  447. Popping baloons
  448. Hero's the happy man Version
  449. facebook
  450. The Cup has to go
  451. our lexus is dead
  452. The Pigeon Detectives - Take Her Back
  453. New car for my Mammy!!
  454. A proper "Irishman Joke"
  455. 57 plates are here. What car was the first 57 reg you saw?
  456. Amazing...
  457. Ten Years - Diana & Dodi
  458. Friday Funny
  459. A Ghost story..
  460. Why is it....
  461. Apples & Wine
  462. Change ones under crackers!
  463. tonight i am...
  464. Odd News from Japan: Vol.27
  465. Congratulations Roswell!
  466. Unpimp your ride
  467. Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
  468. If you could star in ...
  469. Done my first Track Day....
  470. Feeling stressed?
  471. Tucson Airplane Graveyard - AMARC :eek:
  472. Which lane do you use?
  473. Thought For The Day - Easily Offended?? Look Away Now !!
  474. Things ...
  475. New Lego Kit !!
  476. A Joke to brigthen your day
  477. Recieved a letter today, saying I owe money..
  478. Now Its The Wrong Type Of Trains
  479. Odd News from Japan: Vol.26
  480. stunning italian lady
  481. Soppy old git
  482. What actor/actress stars most in your movie/film collection?
  483. Alfas @ work - what you got?
  484. Like there aren't enough roadsigns...
  485. who shops around for financial packages?
  486. Ever tried this?
  487. Letter to the wrong wife
  488. How do i anneal some ally tube so it can be bent
  489. Fellow watch lovers (you know who you are)
  490. A Classic!!
  491. Using Video iPod for watching TV?
  492. Superman
  493. R.C. Car House Jump
  494. barbados advice please
  495. Cheated by my gf
  496. lots of interesting threads on here
  497. Does anyone use CB radio anymore?
  498. Bird eye chillies
  499. Where's Wally (AKA Fraser)
  500. SportsAlfa.com