: Way Off Topic



  1. Man robs bank disguised as a tree
  2. Joke!!!
  3. Does anyone want a Bishops finger?
  4. Sheffield Wednesday
  5. Thanks a lot BARGY,STORI,TORONTO SPIDER,THROTTLEMAN
  6. Nomes and Happy go out....
  7. Bites and Stings - What do you use ??
  8. Happy birthday
  9. Not Alfa But Worth The Read
  10. Energy Saving Search
  11. has the world become macroscopic or microscopic
  12. Anybody here own A Quattroporte ???
  13. Calling all flyers
  14. TG Cool Wall
  15. Is there a statute of limitation...
  16. Smile
  17. Alfa Wallpaper
  18. Airport
  19. Limited Edition Coca Cola !!
  20. One for the IT People on the Forum
  21. Interior Economy Time.
  22. The spiders big mistake
  23. here is a bad joke
  24. Nice weather we're having...
  25. I'm not stalking MARK147S1
  26. Anyone go to the Tour de France
  27. Wild Ferret
  28. Urban Exploration
  29. Nice, soft commercial
  30. Coke or Pepsi
  31. Had a stressfull day
  32. A day at the beach
  33. I've just found Nemo
  34. G Force compressed air Drag race
  35. A real Fun guy
  36. south coast meet
  37. Pill Addiction.
  38. Dangerous Creatures
  39. cheer me up!
  40. How about one of these for the track
  41. Wimbledon!
  42. "YouTube" problems
  43. One for the Wok smugglers
  44. See me in action....
  45. Halfords Best Customer
  46. A famous double eh Gromit?
  47. Look What I have Won
  48. 2k
  49. Forza Ferrari
  50. My 200th Post!
  51. Wee Mee
  52. Happy Birthday KNIEVEL77
  53. Scudetto's Ferrari stories
  54. Ohio heat - SFA
  55. Cheap and Cheerful
  56. The Punto
  57. Who taught you to drive?
  58. Alice Cooper and Staples
  59. This weekends claim to fame
  60. Cd player
  61. Alfa Top Tips ala viz
  62. Did he or didn't he?
  63. Sorry Harry
  64. Taxi..please
  65. Lynnb, there's something ...
  66. Today I passed my PRINCE2 Foundation exam!
  67. Slapped wrist
  68. New olympic sport
  69. It was 50 years ago today
  70. My three day fix with a peachy 156
  71. World's best looking car
  72. Depreciation!!!
  73. So Who's Who on Flame Warriors?!?!?
  74. Oooouuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh
  75. New Balls Please
  76. nearly 100!
  77. Holidays
  78. Ideas for day trips
  79. Capt Slow's gonna puke
  80. Race of Champions
  81. I'm a Grandad for the Third Time!
  82. Bis Morgen!
  83. As of 5pm Friday
  84. For gods sake put the seat down
  85. What was his name...American comedian
  86. Liverpool Airport
  87. Stopping Distances
  88. "Same Difference" - hello?
  89. BetterDrivingPlease.com
  90. Liverpool airport shut
  91. popped my cherry - sidelights
  92. Liverpudlian joke
  93. BOSE WAVE music system
  94. Rock pooling....
  95. Happy Birthday Gibbo!
  96. My Father; The Artist
  97. A Glasgow Airport joke (bad taste I know)
  98. Another bloke goes to the Doctors.
  99. Broadband Speeds
  100. The Wheel and Tyre Bible.
  101. Not buying it, just trying it on
  102. Alfa Accessories Vouchers....
  103. Selespeed and F Spider go UK!
  104. This bloke goes to the doctors...
  105. alfa rosso
  106. Is this some sort of record?????
  107. Celeb-watch
  108. Off for some R and R.
  109. Cotrolling the HM thing at Home or Work
  110. Fantasy Football
  111. Getting rid of cigarette smell
  112. where are you posting from?
  113. Give him a stiff Brandy, I'm paying, don't argue
  114. NNothing important
  115. Life's full of little changes....
  116. Fast Frank's about to hit 1000 posts!
  117. Where's dtm8123?
  118. Nomads a bad boy
  119. Welcome to Glasgow...
  120. Smoking
  121. Essex
  122. Security Alert At John Lennon Airport !!
  123. advice needed on a house electrics problem
  124. John Smeaton for God
  125. Nreakfeast may be good...but is dinner better
  126. Croc attack - not for the squeamish.
  127. Remind you of anyone
  128. What make of ....
  129. Toothed Rubber Belt with longevity.
  130. uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ǝʇıɹʍ noʎ uɐɔ
  131. Thinking of getting a new pet...
  132. Well done nomad ...
  133. One Night....
  134. Is Roswell up to his old tricks
  135. Crazy Mixed up world
  136. Jessica Biel!
  137. Anyone gonna see the Tour?
  138. Your art - how far would you go?
  139. A man goes into a zoo........
  140. Im very annoyed
  141. After the Footy
  142. Drunken Bum
  143. Baby Mole
  144. I don't often do jokes.......
  145. Coast...
  146. Naughty Ikea
  147. IBM launches new super computer....
  148. Tories 'will not change strategy' ...
  149. New tomb found by the Terracotta army...
  150. No Smoking
  151. Digital camera recommendations
  152. Sandy
  153. Time to change the car......
  154. Capt Jack
  155. 199 to sell your home..........every little helps
  156. How cars mark a moment in time.
  157. Serious incident at Glasgow Airport - no one hurt
  158. Personal regs - don't often make me laugh......
  159. Mankind's next major advance. What will it be?
  160. Alfa Romeo in A Spot Of Bother
  161. Civil Enforcement Notices
  162. Double Entendre
  163. Film Quiz
  164. Anyone know much about Focuses?
  165. Really fast spider
  166. The Shield Season 6
  167. Anti Irish Jokes
  168. Anachronyms for cars
  169. The Postman's Last Day
  170. Instant Local Weather Forcasting.
  171. Which weather forecast do I believe?
  172. Illustrious Images
  173. Muppet in a tractor!!
  174. School Holidays
  175. Congrats al
  176. Sadly .....
  177. IED found in Merc. at the Haymarket!
  178. Friday jokes
  179. Today is my last day at work
  180. Regional DVDs
  181. She's gone Juicy, again.
  182. Scots Baby
  183. How do you decide whom to marry? ( Written by kids )
  184. You've got no chance
  185. Not my kind of Pub
  186. Why buy a Diesel
  187. More than coincidence?..hmmm...rubs chin
  188. Well nobody told me to vacuum clean our mattresses...
  189. The new 7 wonders of the world
  190. Timid Timmy bottles it again
  191. Sitting down to watch films on the telly
  192. New Transport Secretary ....
  193. So: How's your German?
  194. Shaggy dog story
  195. A really embarrasing monent
  196. Delia vs The Real Woman
  197. The Bacon Tree
  198. Your first car ever ...
  199. Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
  200. Dear Mirium....
  201. No NADS
  202. Voted best joke in Ireland 2006
  203. Happy Birthday Bodgit
  204. Happy Birthday Ivo!
  205. Your best home made cart?
  206. Any Trekkies out there
  207. DTS ... a bit bliddy loud!
  208. Handsfree Bluetoothy Gismos..advice please
  209. It was five years ago today...
  210. 33,333
  211. You have 2 Cows
  212. Thought I'd pass this on ....
  213. Joke!!!
  214. Small Boy
  215. Things To Never Say To A Dealer
  216. Automotive Karma
  217. IRL Name Alternative... what would you name yourself?
  218. The "I" of the hurrican
  219. the bacon tree
  220. You've got to admire the nerve!
  221. iPod help
  222. Terrible
  223. VAT woes...
  224. Forgive me Father
  225. Mini-hoop Tricks
  226. GPS Coordinates
  227. 3 Brazilian soldiers
  228. Less Speeders in Scotland
  229. Read before you view picture
  230. Tony Blair - Envoy
  231. Sporran Warning.....
  232. So What's Been Going On Then?
  233. S.C.A.R. sorry if this is sooooo old a question
  234. do you follow football
  235. Tim Henman.
  236. Naughty Joke - Beware!
  237. CD repair kits
  238. pregnant lady on bus
  239. 27k
  240. today i am skilled
  241. I think we've all ridden one of these...
  242. NFD Lined Up, Ready for Bedding Down.
  243. Dirty Pictures(from NAD)
  244. is it soggy where you are?
  245. Car shows in 2007
  246. Short and Sweet!!
  247. Glastonbury - WOW!!!
  248. I hate stella but............
  249. Happy Birthday ABYSS
  250. The future's bright....
  251. My Dad had one of those....
  252. Nice to meet everyone today
  253. Did Wrinx pull you off
  254. More Important Testing - Italian words that sound the same
  255. Lancaster Bomber
  256. Happy Birthday A.L.F.A.
  257. Happy Birthday GTLeigh
  258. poker
  259. charity fund
  260. BMW - OMFG!!!! I may be converted!!!
  261. Well would you buy her a drink
  262. 'Kick' by INXS
  263. New business idea, anyone want to invest?
  264. If you have a nap in the afternoon...
  265. Is this Madeline in Malta. ?
  266. Oval Black things, with Wrinkles.
  267. Eating out
  268. Do I need therapy. !
  269. Happy Birthday Bazza
  270. 1000th Post
  271. Mr Ferret you bad boy
  272. For Fraser: Reverting to my usual joke type
  273. Finding an old Poll
  274. Missed this 8C on ebay
  275. Can cold water clean dishes?
  276. Miss Beatrice the church organist
  277. Every Man's Dream Girl
  278. Pub O'Clock
  279. AO agony aunt?
  280. worst album covers
  281. Ferrari breaks speed record ... on water
  282. Only in the USA
  283. A Royal Ripper...
  284. Roundabouts
  285. 3rd Man ever to walk on Water !!
  286. Barrymore Never To Appear In Panto Again !!
  287. Happy Birthday Vamos
  288. More Happy News
  289. Bazza re: you pager msg
  290. Nomad might be off line for a few days
  291. Sorry Toronto
  292. 22 Years later Wow!
  293. If Tommy Cooper were alive today...
  294. 'Blonde' joke - sorry blondes!
  295. It's a Puppett!!!!
  296. Fete De La Musique!!!
  297. Let's help PaulR ...
  298. For those who write huge diatribes...
  299. How does one become a Moderator?
  300. Cell...
  301. Latest Cludeo !! (Not Suitable for the Easily Offended Amongst You)
  302. Best drive between Edinburgh and Glasgow?
  303. Agony Aunt helps woman
  304. For those who add next to nothing to boost their post count.
  305. The Jew and The Taliban
  306. Happy Birthday Crashwong
  307. Eurotrip
  308. shhhh......steve's brain is asleep....zzzzzzzzzzzz
  309. H B K !!!
  310. Smell of GAS
  311. Survival of electrocution...although minor I think
  312. I know what killed the dinosaurs off
  313. Useful Firefox Add-ons
  314. Gabbiano Blue Girls Colour or Not
  315. What was the last dream you remember?
  316. How to brew the perfect cup of tea
  317. A Funny Joke!!
  318. Euro english.
  319. Donald Duck !!
  320. I love rain...
  321. Watch This Video
  322. Not TOO off-topic - help needed!
  323. Can a debit card survive a washing machine?
  324. Happy Birthday Rammy
  325. Empty roads
  326. Happy birthday alfaholic!
  327. Happy Birthday rammy!
  328. FAO Throttleman
  329. Happy Birthday Mr Mel Bonkers!!!
  330. BigFoot's News of the Day
  331. I don't believe it
  332. Bollards !!
  333. Thou Shall Not...
  334. What's the first song I should play after picking up my new Brera on friday morning?
  335. I wasted my lunch in the car wash queue...
  336. Two old men....
  337. Tories, start you engines
  338. Stag and hen night pranks
  339. Hey fellas :p ... list the "Chick Flicks" that you'll admit to liking!
  340. Pulp Fiction: Who'd you be?
  341. Roses ain't supposed to smell like poo
  342. a woman get on a bus with her baby
  343. I'd love to see this for real
  344. Any one remeber this fella
  345. The Chatter Memorial Thread
  346. Hair Spray
  347. Tony's Wife
  348. Buying from Ebay
  349. Keo
  350. New Shoe's...
  351. Happy Birthday AlfaJack & EddieGTA
  352. Jobs?
  353. Couple of jokes.....
  354. AO group hug for Lynnb please guys
  355. Rosbird running Race for Life 8th July
  356. There goes the cat flap
  357. Is Clarkson a Tw*t?
  358. I got this very weird email
  359. Good joke
  360. ever bought a house in flood area lately?
  361. what if we all decided to steal hotel bibles?
  362. MOTHS: bat food; our friends; or, EVIL
  363. Cannot upload any pictures!
  364. International choclate
  365. The Hoosiers
  366. What did the blind man say when he passed the Fish Munger?
  367. why does the ginger cat exist
  368. Speckled Hen or Abbott?
  369. Number 155
  370. Tune: Oldie, but a goldie
  371. My Dog
  372. Thoughts on names.
  373. FAO of audiophiles, gamers and mp3 addicts
  374. have a dreadful but slightly funny Barrymore joke
  375. Brera and Spider owners using the A30/Ascot/Sunningdale
  376. Perfect Gorfriend
  377. For Bigfoot
  378. British superkarts.
  379. A late Friday night quickie!
  380. For all the oldies
  381. I'm in love with a BMW (part two)
  382. I'm in love with a BMW (part one)
  383. Dilemma on what to do
  384. High power job!
  385. Look what Marksie threatened to do to my 159
  386. The Ferret on Platform Three.
  387. New Cluedo game?
  388. Lyrics...
  389. Happy Birthday PaulR
  390. BigFoot: good news at last
  391. It's not the end of the world,,,,,,
  392. Near miss
  393. Hi! How is everyone?
  394. Nudist colony
  395. Dwindling Oil... Better get that dream car now
  396. Lincolnshire Members
  397. Too fat to die!
  398. smoking.......
  399. britains got talent..........
  400. whats your xbox 360 gamertag?
  401. Any budding guitarists out there?
  402. The best football job application ever?
  403. AO members up tight?
  404. Woohoo - I actually won something
  405. Australians get their priorities right
  406. With Her Bare Hands!!
  407. Whales
  408. Something more than words...
  409. Silly things you did when you were young!
  410. Diesel Ferrari 360?
  411. Unusual Chocolate
  412. What other affordable cars appeal to you
  413. 2 foxes
  414. What is sir charge.
  415. Movie Name Game
  416. Have you ever ....
  417. Do Ya Wanna be In my Gang.....
  418. MAX TYRE PRESSssssssURE
  419. Jamie Oliver Versus Cornwall
  420. yet more creature carnage
  421. I'm Currently Browsing AO...
  422. Best Car Advert ever - just about the worst car.
  423. LadyBird Books are Back !!
  424. Nintendo Wii
  425. Ebay fraudster gets what he deserves! (Hopefully)
  426. If you were invited to appear on Big Brother......
  427. The whats your current desktop backround thread
  428. Happy Birthday Paul Canning
  429. Italian job re mixed
  430. What's happened to Hugo ???
  431. look what I found in the bathroom
  432. How longs yours and do you wax it
  433. Naughty Nissan
  434. cure?
  435. Brands Hatch Superprix 30th June
  436. An oldie but a goodie!
  437. Apple make Safari internet browser available to windows
  438. The Cancer Research Race For Life
  439. What would you have engraved on an ipod?
  440. The value of a drink (with health warnings)
  441. Looking for Alfa33 image?
  442. Death of the salesman
  443. news about you
  444. ...it's a girl!
  445. Take that Chav
  446. Nev!!
  447. ultimate holiday
  448. Cleaning agents for the deaf...
  449. Flying Lessons.... Where Do I Sign Up ??
  450. Working With Idiots Can Kill !!
  451. Happy Birthday Big Jon
  452. new job for me - traffic warden
  453. 32,000
  454. Expensive car!
  455. Any other refugees here???
  456. Odd News from Japan: Vol.25
  457. Don't do the crime....
  458. Bigfoot in India?
  459. Am i alone in this feeling.....Or is it normal????
  460. it's not about sex - It's about dancing
  461. One day I will drive to Italy
  462. average speed camera's
  463. 101 Posts
  464. Clueless about zip files! And most other things
  465. Lamborghini Gallardo
  466. The only drug
  467. Classic Car Show on Discovery Turbo
  468. I dont know what they are saying...
  469. New toy I can have accidents with ;-)
  470. Brixmis, one for you ZF
  471. Do you scratch your bise or rub your chin
  472. Collective nouns!
  473. The blah on War
  474. Bus Company compensatation
  475. Car just vandalised!!!
  476. been offline for a whilst...
  477. Ford's new model: the Force
  478. Tony 155 - V6 on the move
  479. Opera Web Browser
  480. Road Safety Police Officer Arrested For Drunk Driving
  481. I am an Eastenders widower for the next half hour
  482. Al Qaeda...
  483. Rude vegetables
  484. From IT support...
  485. Hit Me?
  486. Europe gets unified visa system...
  487. Very funny and scary!!
  488. Brickman count yourself lucky
  489. It's Friday - so what're you gonna do about it?
  490. only 7 left to go!
  491. Any one been to this place
  492. The Lumberjack
  493. Lemmings, I love a slice of...
  494. My new trashy idea...
  495. Warning: A v naughty joke from 147v!
  496. Google Maps StreetView
  497. Stupid Girl
  498. Mohammed likely to top British boys' names list by year-end
  499. Worst mother ever?
  500. Forza Motorsport 2