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  1. I have sex with my car!
  2. How to increase 'Drive-by Shootings'...
  3. Gutted !
  4. Fight Back
  5. New Vodka !!
  6. Happy Birthday Kelly
  7. the bank robber
  8. What a good woman
  9. Hazel Blears ..
  10. I look like a Richard...
  11. anyone know who won the match last night?
  12. Foo Fighters @ Wembley
  13. Aww, poor dears!
  14. Sherman Ark?
  15. How do I get a .gif file to work in my avatar?
  16. Only in the Navy
  17. Gay bar row over 'straight' sign
  18. John Terry Football Boots - Recall !!
  19. We've Run Out Of Oil...
  20. Couriers to Ireland.....
  21. Strange Picture Help
  22. Advice needed: Life, sickness, trauma, out of work - Insurance, arrgghhh!!!
  23. Sorry for spam.....
  24. Safety Notice - Chelski Fans Look AWay Now
  25. Happy Birthday harryf
  26. Saw this... What a great idea :)
  27. "out of curiosity"
  28. Where Can I Buy...
  29. Using the word Cu*t at a demo is not allowed!
  30. YouTube Loser...........
  31. Champions League Final
  32. :o)
  33. One for ZF...
  34. Watch out for this speed camera....
  35. If you thought that was bad........
  36. Road Angel Plus
  37. Reading Festival
  38. How quick are your reflexes?
  39. Sinister Secrets Of The Dustbin Police
  40. Odd News from the USA: Vol.62
  41. Happy Birthday ajcarter
  42. get the film quote
  43. A strange thought..
  44. Nations Stats
  45. So Called ‘Must Have’ Gadgets That You’ve Realised You Can't Live Without
  46. Ok, so where is he then ???
  47. So Called ‘Must Have’ Gadgets That You’ve So Far Managed To Live Without
  48. Joey Barton Is Jailed For Assault
  49. The Raconteurs - Salute Your Solution
  50. Warning about B&Q DIY superstore
  51. world`s easiest quiz?
  52. Birdsong
  53. Why is it..
  54. Odd News from Belgium: Vol.1
  55. Odd News from the USA: Vol.61
  56. Another 80's spoof video......great song!!
  57. customers notes often given milkmen ahuckle
  58. caravan lovers - a home to aspire to
  59. Joys of ageing(makes me feel better)
  60. 1961 Ferrari Spider...sold the gentleman with ginger hair!!
  61. This man is braver than me!
  62. New mouse for women
  63. Am I the only one...
  64. Day off............going to SKEGGY!!
  65. why does it do that??
  66. Odd News from Canada: Vol.4
  67. Happy Birthday Anfortas!
  68. Tax Returns
  69. Happy Sunday Music
  70. Cricket Grounds and Cameras
  71. I discovered a new side of me!!
  72. Sunday in Switzerland - has the world stopped and I missed it ?
  73. "Deceptacon" - le Tirgre
  74. Top Soil ...
  75. A Follow On From Sci-Fi Films....
  76. Tune!!!!!!!!!!
  77. 02 Broadband, anyone got it?
  78. zakynthos, greece - anyone been?
  79. nite nite peeps...
  80. Eskobar - Love Strikes
  81. Eskobar and Heather Nova
  82. Principles of love
  83. Letter From God (to Man) - Dan le Sac
  84. The perils of driving a LHD Mercedes
  85. surfs up - the beach boys
  86. Any of you ever seen one of these before??
  87. i have a soft spot for baggy
  88. Insurance for learners - marmalade
  89. AO Saturday Night Wine Bullshikkers Klub (est 1998)/
  90. A tribute to Stuart Adamson.
  91. A Kid Of About Twelve Just Pointed At My Car And Said To His Mate...
  92. This is worth watching
  93. Just completed my second Half Marathon
  94. Painting Ceilings
  95. Starwars: mother of all gadgets
  96. Been down the bakers...
  97. Sun Beds And Tennage Girls.
  98. Understand economic stimulus - made easy
  99. Steven Seagal - Acting God
  100. Pandas need more protection! Help them!
  101. Great movie quote
  102. Happy Birthday Throttleman
  103. eBay, Paypal, and Selling, Oh My!
  104. Some Govt's do care
  105. Nice one Mods!!!
  106. Hard Rain S'a-gonna Fall...
  107. Don't you just love threads on punctuation....
  108. Most loved / most hated... celebrities..
  109. The Camel
  110. UK interest rates - up or down :confused:
  111. My Puppy's Ill
  112. Just beware of who you pick up by the side of the road
  113. For the Man U fans...
  114. Last night I dreamt …
  115. Tragic - Another Dunlop Death
  116. Odd News from the USA: Vol.60
  117. Odd News from Japan: Vol.66
  118. Odd News from China: Vol.7
  119. Odd News from the USA: Vol.59
  120. Odd News from the USA: Vol.58
  121. Happy Birthday RicksAlfa
  122. What Phone to get?
  123. Half man-Half roller blade going down a mountain
  124. Brownie Bear
  125. HD-DVD Players: Worth a Punt?
  126. Redundency
  127. What are these ?
  128. Only fools and Horses
  129. One for Acapulco Al...?
  130. Young drivers and penalty points (UK)
  131. How To Reduce Petrol Costs
  132. Wow those Rangers fans know how to kick off...
  133. New Aston spotted!!
  134. A505 new camera's :(
  135. Hubby tries to sell wife on Ebay
  136. Stag night pranks....
  137. My Fellow Koi Keepers
  138. Happy Birthday alimac1973
  139. Have tonight watched the film "Dewey Cox"
  140. Happy Birthday Nomad :)
  141. HD-DVD Upscaling DVD Players
  142. Putting some spice back into your love life
  143. Erm, just caught speeding advice
  144. Newquay
  145. Sold my car
  146. The worst cover version... it has to be official
  147. Weird eBay issue
  148. Help with wired router for laptop
  149. All perfectly reasonable methinks !
  150. Armed America
  151. Great News from the Tax Man ...
  152. Mobile phone upgrade time, but which to get?
  153. Dominator...
  154. Happy birthday tico
  155. A Bad Day At Hallmark...
  156. Odd News from Australia: Vol.4
  157. Odd News from Japan: Vol.65
  158. Can anyone recommend ....
  159. Drench advert
  160. So..who is the idiot?
  161. 14 year old and Touran
  162. SORN/MOT query
  163. Owning a dog
  164. A new Invention
  165. Ever woke up and thought today I am going to kill someone?
  166. what have i done?
  167. after some mathematical help
  168. Gyming advice
  169. The Final Countdown....
  170. Happy Birthday Jason156
  171. SatNav
  172. Alfa Romeo Jewellery
  173. The Coconut Dug
  174. Quack Quack
  175. Gotta love George!
  176. Another joke fae wee Shaz
  177. Jeeeez, I'm Out of Shape!! :eek:
  178. Anyone from Conwy Wales or been to?
  179. Another geek question, this time Cisco
  180. test
  181. Serving Penance
  182. ipod problem :rolleyes: please help me :(
  183. Makes me want to weep it really does.
  184. How to make a point.
  185. Man with huge ****
  186. Question for mac geeks
  187. uhoh
  188. Doomsday
  189. Grand Theft Auto IV in Asda cheap
  190. Excel formula help
  191. Need help from IT Security experts
  192. Pond building
  193. Need your help with a camera :)
  194. Happy birthday Squadrone Rosso
  195. need some help please.. (lightbulbs)
  196. Has anyone considered a bike?
  197. If we're meant to be so concerned about Carbon Dioxide...
  198. Speed Racer
  199. Cyclists only?
  200. Do you have a Uefa Cup Final ticket for sale?
  201. Anyone Know a Alfa dealer in the South East
  202. When I was young
  203. How to treat a Lady
  204. Why work nightshift??
  205. Ps3
  206. what a long lesson has been learned
  207. I Am A Little Red Rooster...
  208. big boat pictures
  209. Is this true?
  210. How much does my Yank Tank weigh??
  211. What any annoying parking ticket
  212. What Everyone Doing For The Weekend??
  213. Great Track!
  214. Top tune for summer
  215. " Tagged " Site
  216. Plant Liberation Now!!!
  217. All Bournemouth chaps and chappets - 100mps connections soon
  218. My pictures are now famous :)
  219. Rangers UEFA Cup Bid
  220. single alfa owners :)
  221. Could Be The Best Racing Game Ever...
  222. Is this the hottest babe you have ever seen?
  223. Handy translater
  224. Button injured in horrific F1 accident
  225. Thumb scanners used in first schools
  226. Flat Screen LCD Purchase.
  227. I don't remember seeing this one
  228. Summat Popped up
  229. Is this too good to be true?
  230. Bollard Jumping ..ive never seen these before ..but im wary now !
  231. TomTom New Maps
  232. Bbq
  233. Bigfoot childhood Pics
  234. So you reckon you could be a fighter pilot? ..test yourself
  235. Fair play i reckon, could almost say 'at last!'
  236. You might as well jump...
  237. Come on own up
  238. Isn't nature fantastic/terrifying
  239. Pictures of Butt's (See now before thread closed)
  240. Is It Just Me??
  241. The Fast Show
  242. Out of this world home cinema?
  243. Is Keegan asking to be sacked?
  244. Real Apple Mac Fan!!***
  245. Samaritan
  246. Gran Turismo 5
  247. Anyone else got a 'right arm tan' ??
  248. Prog on Beeb 2 The two Princes Wil, and Harry
  249. Bored at work? - then shoot the apple
  250. Help needed :) trip to the UK.
  251. Old registration
  252. Shall I go home?
  253. A little bit bored...
  254. Why don't they make houses like cars?
  255. Who benefits from high oil prices?
  256. The Lie Detector...
  257. Happy Birthday Ronald!
  258. What Track Car?
  259. The Dentists. See my bit, in Nos no Nos Post
  260. ADSL USERS -Your help is needed.
  261. Inflatable church!
  262. Odd News from the USA: Vol.57
  263. Monkey Hitman
  264. What do you do after you've run a pet over?
  265. Track your partner
  266. Happy Birthday markies
  267. Anyone speak/write italian
  268. Weekend is almost here!
  269. Happy Birthday HSTDriver!
  270. AO: A Special Web Site?
  271. Good advice
  272. Anybody into swinging??
  273. New Speed Hump sign
  274. IT Help - international wireless cards
  275. Three Friends...
  276. Super Aguri RIP.
  277. Wash and Polish My Dishes Today.
  278. What was the first car on your bedroom wall
  279. I'm off up
  280. I lost a hubcap!
  281. Would you buy a used car....
  282. The X-Box 360
  283. I have a problem
  284. Excellent book: "The Geography of Nowhere"
  285. National Stay At Home Day (thread2)
  286. guitar players
  287. "Hello Benjamin"
  288. MSN Help Required Please!!
  289. So Called 'Great' Bands You Just Can't Get Away With
  290. Tonight's Telly = So damn good!!
  291. The Zutons - Always Right Behind You
  292. Boris Johnson number plate for-sale
  293. Happy Birthday 155 Manson
  294. Why ?!?
  295. Finally got GTA IV
  296. happy star wars day
  297. Identify The Album Cover.
  298. What is your favourite................
  299. A good song..Willie Nelson
  300. Here's an easier lyric to get
  301. Name the song
  302. A testing this to see if works
  303. Visit to Edinburgh
  304. Latest must-have accessory for Alfas ...
  305. Model 155
  306. Happy birthday Monty, F SPIDER and 166lover
  307. The Princess Bride
  308. thinking about moving to Aussie
  309. Happy Birthday Mr T
  310. Advice Please Re. 'Caught' Speeding
  311. French Military........
  312. An apology
  313. Software Problems Help Needed
  314. Quinn
  315. Tesco Murders
  316. little girl No2
  317. God I'm bored....
  318. Ummmmm Rubber Dress.....
  319. I'm going on my stag weekend!
  320. Viz Letters
  321. Beer makes you smarter
  322. Did you know....
  323. Poem For The English !!
  324. Glasgow Rangers, Manchester here we come!!
  325. Gold
  326. Ladies And Gentlemen
  327. Bouncing baby
  328. Glaswegians!
  329. YouTube Hong Kong
  330. Aaaaghhhh
  331. I have a few records...:)
  332. What did the Italians all earn last year?
  333. Back in the regime...
  334. I'll Get Me Coat
  335. Handy ...............
  336. Iron Man
  337. Cat Burglars
  338. To brighten up your day
  339. move to england cancelled...
  340. Global cooling?
  341. mr who?
  342. what's in a name?
  343. British Armed Forces.
  344. Ostrich
  345. Black Death on Ch4 Mon Next.9pm
  346. one for the ladies.
  347. Pierre, the brave French fighter pilot
  348. LSD can't be that bad maaaan
  349. Stealth Cameras.
  350. Garden Strimmer Line.
  351. things to do once you retire
  352. Woops
  353. Could this be a record???
  354. OT: Do we have any currency traders/speculators in the room?
  355. Can you hear me Mother....
  356. Engine upgrade
  357. Who`s The Daddy?
  358. House prices in Vegas 23% down in a year !!
  359. Isn't being drunk great...
  360. Mel (Drunk Religious Nut) Gibson to star in Edge Of Darkness remake...
  361. I don't want to be a football fan any more.
  362. Just seen "Jack the Giant Killer" again
  363. Caught by the speed camera
  364. Bar room economics???????
  365. Was Going To Cut My Bush But.......
  366. Is it OK to copy neighbours cars?
  367. Be Affraid....Be Very Affraid....
  368. Love Dress?
  369. COD4 Top Tip Number 2 & 3 (Death from the invisible man)
  370. are any of you film buffs that easy
  371. Bird Dancing Like Michael Jackson
  372. Happy Birthday Dfens
  373. The Cow's been killed
  374. 2008 Villa d'Este Concorso d'Eleganza
  375. Conservatory Heating - under floor??
  376. Hospital 'Phone Call.
  377. COD4 Top Tip Number 1 (smoke is your friend)
  378. Is the UK becoming a Banana Republic?
  379. I've swapped the Maser for a Merc!
  380. Interval Training on the Concept 2?
  381. Yes its back :)
  382. Airbag Jack.
  383. Breil Watches
  384. Headcases on ITV
  385. My new coffee machine!
  386. Happy Birthday Ben Lucas
  387. Odd News from Japan: Vol.64
  388. 2 days till Grand Theft Auto.
  389. Grand Theft Auto: The Cars
  390. people suck so much.....
  391. Happy birthday Colinjb
  392. Happy Birthday CalumDunkley
  393. The Apprentice
  394. NFL Draft 2008
  395. The Wire
  396. Gun-wielding robots in war; a 'slight' problem...
  397. My New Favorite Tool
  398. TV arials - HELP.
  399. Brian "Blinkey" Davison-R.I.P.
  400. New birds
  401. to Phil155
  402. It's actually a nice WARM DAY!!!!!
  403. How accurate do you think this is
  404. Who taught you to drive?
  405. What Football Team does everyone support??
  406. guess the lyric
  407. Cherio Humph
  408. Happy Birthday John Burns
  409. Happy birthday Probusterrace
  410. Happy Birthday Gil 147
  411. How much!!!!
  412. Funny commercials
  413. fuel protest
  414. It would bother kings
  415. How a TV interviewer lost his job. Very funny.
  416. What website can you watch live football free?
  417. Ouch, this will make you weep - or laugh
  418. Where's Emgee Gone?
  419. Travelling to Spain : A drivers survival guide
  420. How many ......
  421. Could this be the beginning of the end?..be scared , be very, very scared
  422. Ban on fake testicles
  423. Sometimes curiosity can be painful !!
  424. Happy birthday Classic Martini
  425. Making plans
  426. Smoking Ban, is it true that.........
  427. Brothel
  428. Confession .......................
  429. Should this be the way we run our prisons? ....
  430. Firefox question
  431. Bond Alfa Crashed Now!
  432. Should Zed stay at home?
  433. NikNaks
  434. This is tongue in cheek right ....
  435. Welsh Star Wars
  436. Custom Car Mats???
  437. Mon Dieu: we lost!
  438. Odd News from Australia: Vol.3
  439. Odd News from the USA: Vol.56
  440. Odd News from the UK: Vol.21
  441. Odd News from the UK: Vol.20
  442. Advice Required
  443. Alfa spotting on holiday
  444. Warning
  445. Cravendale....
  446. Thank you all for your kind words.
  447. Could you pee straight in here
  448. we found a bomb!!!.....................oh no we lost it
  449. The Millau Viaduct on tonight C5
  450. Scary !!!
  451. The Betting Man
  452. Crazy news story...
  453. Green Lotus!
  454. Stereophonics - Local Boy In The Photograph
  455. Some helpful phrases for anyone moving to Bristol
  456. As its St George's Day...something to remember :)
  457. I'm on strike tomorrow.
  458. Odd News from the USA: Vol.55
  459. Odd News from the USA: Vol.54
  460. The Cat is back
  461. Happy Wednesday !!
  462. Where can I get another £14,000 from?
  463. Sumo Drums
  464. Is this the new Ebay power resitor?
  465. Charity Ebay Auction - Entry To The 2008 Britballrun
  466. I saw a film today I haven't seen for 20 odd years or more
  467. Tax Return
  468. BMW recall
  469. James Bonds Aston Martin!
  470. At last !!
  471. 99 Red balloons go by.............
  472. Anyone Else Feeling Guilty ?
  473. St Georges Day april 23rd
  474. Telephone Kiosk In Barnsley.
  475. Watch your productivity "blossom"
  476. Lady On The Bus
  477. Odd News from the USA: Vol.53
  478. Top 100 Brands in 2008
  479. Forgive me for i have sinned
  480. 8yr old kids party
  481. I mowed the front lawn yesterday and nearly
  482. How long before the tyres go bad?
  483. craaaaazy - Horizontal bungee jumping
  484. Definition differences by gender.....
  485. Good news for an ageing Alfisti !
  486. Advice needed please...
  487. Film Train Deaths
  488. Very worrying.
  489. Dodgy airplane air..
  490. John Prescott
  491. Happy Birthday Nigelread
  492. Shawshank Redemption
  493. Aaagh Horrid Dream
  494. My new toy
  495. Odd News from the UK: Vol.19
  496. Odd News from Russia: Vol.4
  497. Odd News from Germany: Vol.6
  498. Kerby
  499. Skid Marks
  500. Sweet Chilli Flavour Nobby's Nuts