: Way Off Topic



  1. Yes!
  2. Beware, Jesus Is Watching!!!
  3. What car can I get for upto £3000?
  4. Ant, have you battened down the hatches over there!?
  5. Have You Ever...
  6. Judith Chalmers
  7. Venice
  8. Thanks Royal Mail, Free BFPO Parcels.
  9. Most stupid way you have injured yourself?
  10. Happy Birthday Green Cloverleaf
  11. Happy Birthday Marko
  12. Silent Killer
  13. Women down under
  14. Off sick again - not happy
  15. The last thing you used a screwdriver for?
  16. Any Blacklers??
  17. Mortgage advice :eek:
  18. The Merit Man...
  19. Separated at birth....
  20. Do n ot reject the 5exual advances of your pet camel
  21. Naughty Joke - Made Me Smile Though!!
  22. Am I off My Head?!
  23. Anyone know C++??
  24. Blues Guitarists
  25. One for the Rugby Fans ;-)
  26. Mcdonalds Saved my life....
  27. Is this guy for real??
  28. I need a new Bed
  29. I need a new Bed
  30. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  31. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  32. x factor
  33. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  34. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  35. First driving lesson at 2
  36. Survival
  37. It was bound to happen
  38. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  39. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  40. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  41. happy b day
  42. Imagine if you will...
  43. ok, so whats the hottest/
  44. Couldn't agree more with this man
  45. hedgehog
  46. My Head Is Spinning
  47. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  48. More Ebay aggro......
  49. Friday funny
  50. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  51. Was Einstein Wrong???
  52. Happy birthday Prospect
  53. I'm going away for a little bit.
  54. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  55. Macbeth
  56. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  57. Treat everyone equally...
  58. I am blessed
  59. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  60. VX220 con-man
  61. VW Golf forum ?
  62. Uh uh huh!
  63. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  64. Scales
  65. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  66. 'kin Windows
  67. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  68. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  69. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  70. announcement...
  71. Rush hour 3
  72. Happy forum birthday nomad
  73. Spurs New Kit !!
  74. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  75. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  76. Virgin Media
  77. Senior Clubber?
  78. Can anyone recomend...
  79. You never know!
  80. I made it ....
  81. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  82. Gym Routine
  83. Crime in South Africa
  84. the man don't give a ****
  85. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  86. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  87. I bet this felt fast!
  88. so gavin dack.........
  89. Someones passed the sell by date
  90. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  91. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  92. How come
  93. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  94. Ferrari through time......
  95. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  96. Stupid support joke
  97. Some people got very rich today...
  98. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  99. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  100. Happy Man's New job
  101. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  102. For Gibbo...
  103. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  104. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  105. Good News!
  106. Top Gun re-release
  107. Not looking forward to today
  108. Washed Out Again.
  109. congratulations foxybrown
  110. Duty Calls.
  111. Space Shuttle
  112. You know you're getting old...
  113. Crime scene a bit Grim
  114. Conning the Conmen
  115. Youtube downloading
  116. A Bob Dylan question
  117. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  118. Tie Him To The Post!
  119. All this talk of posting....
  120. Lol Jap cars
  121. Wrong!!
  122. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  123. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  124. what does this say?
  125. Wooo the footy seasons started
  126. Where Croissants come from
  127. Very Very Funny
  128. Biker shot dead on M40
  129. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  130. The full english
  131. Mallorca Holiday
  132. The Chat Room
  133. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  134. The Village Bike
  135. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  136. A bit rude but very funny
  137. Cool averts good tune
  138. just noticed
  139. happy birthday to peter k
  140. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  141. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  142. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  143. RIP Tony Wilson
  144. A Visa for the USA?
  145. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  146. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  147. Goodbye cruel world!
  148. Ho
  149. Rice
  150. Should have gone to specsavers
  151. A Happy night out
  152. London Architecture
  153. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  154. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  155. 3 points on license ?
  156. Photo tips for t'internet
  157. The Generous Lawyer...
  158. Country Classic's....
  159. Some people just need to be slapped...
  160. Space Station and Shuttle
  161. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  162. The Game keeper
  163. Just about to...
  164. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  165. Official Post boosting Thread
  166. Viagra
  167. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  168. dodgy sexy women
  169. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  170. Who's goosing nomad
  171. Battle of the Kruger
  172. Sheep joke
  173. Probably the best
  174. Nails
  175. Global economic meltdown
  176. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  177. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  178. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  179. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  180. blanket 30mph limit...
  181. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  182. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  183. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  184. A Quick Maths Problem
  185. Radio Caroline is back!
  186. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  187. Fecking Rhodes
  188. :eek:
  189. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  190. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  191. Kenny G
  192. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  193. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  194. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  195. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  196. Audi S6
  197. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  198. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  199. American Muscle Ruined
  200. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  201. Would you buy a car from this man?
  202. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  203. Free porn
  204. Disorder In The American Courts
  205. 4 staff online at once
  206. Best car insurance advert ever
  207. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  208. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  209. Cropredy Festival
  210. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  211. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  212. I must be an electronic genius...err
  213. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  214. My Stilo has been stolen
  215. Southwold - anyone been?
  216. Personalised number plates
  217. YouTube discussions
  218. What a bloody clown
  219. I had a ***** start to the day
  220. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  221. An Alfa MPV?
  222. Playing into the hand...
  223. Car washer jets
  224. Bargain Merc !!
  225. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  226. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  227. Teenage Kicks......
  228. B S Cars n Blokes
  229. Not feeling "smart'
  230. Happy Birthday Marksie
  231. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  232. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  233. Storm Sewer Exploding
  234. Kumato ?
  235. The wait is finaly over.
  236. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  237. One for Zulu Ferret
  238. Wheres the pound gone
  239. Good Indian Restaurant in Dublin City Centre?
  240. Is it possible to love a car that you don't care for one bit?
  241. gentleman you attention please!
  242. Inflamatory Thread
  243. Grittish Bass..plonkers
  244. Computer running slow? Try Diskeeper
  245. Bailiffs
  246. Is Billy Mckenzie the most underrated singer the UK has ever produced?
  247. Holidays!
  248. My "it's friday, have a good weekend" joke
  249. Forum moderators
  250. So addictive!!
  251. In the beginning
  252. What are you doing this weekend?
  253. Name a good film
  254. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  255. Name a bad film
  256. Such a short time together
  257. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  258. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  259. Technical support
  260. You've probably read this before...
  261. How much are you worth dead??
  262. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  263. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)
  264. Naughty Talk?
  265. I've been Stung
  266. NSA spying on US citizens through AT&T
  267. Well.... it's been a year...
  268. Tickets Available (Not for the Easily Offended)
  269. Insomnia!!
  270. Reminds me of a sad old joke:
  271. Fiat 500
  272. Heroes (again)
  273. Stay over home for Iraq/Afghanistan, injured veterans OK'd
  274. Lost XP password, well i forgot it
  275. Fantasy Dinner Party
  276. A Nun joke
  277. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the desert...
  278. Alternative Usernames For Current Forum Members
  279. Funny Signs
  280. Cool website - "Will It Blend?"
  281. anyone near nuneaton???
  282. When are you going to die?
  283. Size does matter!
  284. dog walking
  285. Cheering News for me anyway.
  286. Why'd you go and delete Telecom77?
  287. "The World in a Briefcase"
  288. Virgin Airlines...
  289. Rude joke
  290. World Clock - depressing
  291. how long have you spent on AO??
  292. Foreign Cars & MOT's
  293. Jumping The Red Light!
  294. Happy Birthday dtm8123
  295. Navel fluff
  296. Cab for Piquet
  297. Alfaowner Pub Quiz
  298. Satnav on Nokia N73?
  299. Chrisd_b what was on the hard shoulder today thread....
  300. The Funniest thread since the invention of the internet..
  301. Moods
  302. Car park solution
  303. Evan more addictive
  304. Fantasy Football anyone
  305. How much rent money should i give my mum?
  306. Happy Birthday Commanderfish
  307. BigFoot checks out for the holidays
  308. Very Addictive
  309. Back to the present..........
  310. Road Trip to Italy
  311. Feeding The Pigeons?
  312. The New eBay Layout
  313. Boyfriend is converted!
  314. Such a perfect day...........
  315. SRi - what does this stand for?
  316. What would you do if I died ?????
  317. Make sure you get the right message...
  318. Ralph Wiggum - Portrait Of A Legend
  319. Iraq wins...
  320. Interesting Article on Iraq/WoT...
  321. Happy Birthday Andbur
  322. It's Tomorrow...
  323. Happy Birthday Evel
  324. Lego Fan's Thread
  325. We BBQ'd today
  326. Cashpoints
  327. Why don't people belt up?
  328. USB soundcard with optical S/PDIF
  329. Plastic wine bottles
  330. Courtesy Car Reviews
  331. there is a certain age coming
  332. Credit cards
  333. Why have they cccccomplicated roundabouts?
  334. Kiwi Government passes law to outlaw satire...
  335. just bumped into..........
  336. Not sure if this woks
  337. Sigur Rós
  338. Celebrity Motor's
  339. Heroes: The Return
  340. Bike License
  341. Happy Birthday HowardA
  342. For fellow cat lovers...
  343. Transformers
  344. It is a Friday night and I am stuck in...
  345. Caravan Parked on Street - When gone owner places cones out so you can't park
  346. Anyone else's Hotmail not working?? 18.25pm
  347. Laptop Help Neded.
  348. Friday funny
  349. Feeling all patriotic this afternoon
  350. Jack Peñate - Torn On The Platform
  351. Scouse Vasectomy !!
  352. A Bike
  353. 147 Virgin party girl
  354. 20 mega pixels
  355. Transformers Alfa style
  356. Learn to Fly - cool tune & vid
  357. Bullseye.
  358. You could'nt make this up.........
  359. If your Alfa was a famous person ?!?!?
  360. Hair cut gone wrong
  361. Watch out....
  362. HD ready TV's - LCD or Plasma?!?!?
  363. Kevin and Gary at the Sperm Bank
  364. Can U Tell Me About This
  365. Life's defining moments....
  366. Jay Leno's Garage
  367. Britain to (finally) get some aircraft carriers
  368. Confession
  369. Top Gear Polar Expedition
  370. How long, How many?
  371. test driving ANOTHER car tomorrow..
  372. Car park cameras
  373. Breaking News - Internet Crash!
  374. Dud you ever wear something only for fashion
  375. Have you been good while I was away???
  376. Road sign story
  377. blue box with tick
  378. I bet that's gonna sting in the morning !!
  379. New BMW Advert :confused:
  380. 34,000
  381. Happy B-day Bigfoot
  382. Hidden Dip :eek:
  383. Photo Finish...
  384. !!Window !!!
  385. Joke
  386. Can u tell me
  387. Ferrari & Lambo Experience Day
  388. Engine management light
  389. It's between me and the spider
  390. French speed cameras
  391. Cactus Jack
  392. Dirty Little Gerbil
  393. My "goodnight, i'm off to bed" joke
  394. A Thought for the Day
  395. Things you often do and often get wrong!
  396. Clutch control
  397. How long for a drinkdrive case to get to court?
  398. The Deaf Bookkeeper...
  399. New car
  400. Microsoft .NET framework upgrade
  401. Happy Birthday Bri !!
  402. The Twang....
  403. Mendecino County Line
  404. spicy
  405. Mentos & Beer
  406. Hi Tankman104c
  407. x-rated
  408. News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  409. Having trouble selling my punto!
  410. Flooding
  411. Biofuel: Hope no one's invested in it.
  412. No more Rome (sob!)
  413. Speedsters beware
  414. BMW Drivers
  415. No tax ,mot , insurance
  416. Depositing money into a Barclays machine.
  417. If I only had the Cash
  418. Now that's some Stereo
  419. Happy birthday mhollywood!
  420. CLA Game Fair Cancelled
  421. First flight
  422. The Open
  423. Alfa mini meeting @ Lancia restaurant
  424. I am feeling old
  425. Happy Birthday Madz330
  426. Kate Nash - Foundations
  427. The Enemy - Had Enough
  428. Reverend And The Makers - Heavyweight Champion Of The World
  429. Helen
  430. You Thought You'd Gotten Rid Of Me Didn't You?
  431. second life
  432. The big race
  433. Smoking and climate change
  434. Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  435. new car...
  436. I've just bought something designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro...
  437. Table Tennis
  438. In Kazakhstan
  439. Caspian Sea Monster
  440. 80's bands
  441. take a look
  442. Breakfast dilemma
  443. Let#s eat
  444. House flooded today
  445. Fonejacker channel 4
  446. New Driving Laws Maybe?
  447. scart leads?
  448. How to punish middle / outside lane hogs?
  449. Harry Potter
  450. All sing: "I made it through the rain, I kept myself protected..."
  451. This is appalling
  452. Cheap fags !
  453. alfa in donegal
  454. Failed the second year..
  455. Global Warming........Pah!
  456. True Dare Kiss - GT
  457. Would you give one to a junior colleague?
  458. In the words of Spandau Ballet.......
  459. Anybody wathcing Nazi Pop Twins?
  460. 'the Stig'
  461. Natures Warning
  462. Love thy Neighbour
  463. The Mad cow and Crazy turtle
  464. Rubbernecking shutterbugs finally being punished
  465. Drinkers on the street rather than safely tucked away inside the pub.
  466. Schooooools out
  467. Moral dilemma for Mercedes - what's your take?
  468. Greatest Stag do stitch-up EVER!!
  469. A nice route: Advice
  470. Happy Birthday Nosbork
  471. Another politician puffs
  472. Happy Birthday Joost
  473. A joke Zulu Ferret might appreciate :)
  474. Off to Bath for a short holiday
  475. When I was a kid
  476. bummer x 2
  477. Filthy Bikers
  478. Holly **********
  479. Why can I never get this good a deal on Ebay?
  480. %&%&%ers on ebay
  481. Ship wrecked....
  482. Happy Birthday Vantastic
  483. Shortage of Organs
  484. Here's a thinking question...
  485. Can anyone remember
  486. HappyMan is this you?
  487. Roswell,where are you?
  488. Fancy a bit of choccy?
  489. June inflation slows to..
  490. Rugby players are well 'ard...
  491. 2.4 - 5 cylinder.....PETROL?
  492. Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!
  493. Women's ass size study
  494. Two Nuns
  495. The Lady's Operation (a wee bitty rude)
  496. The Extortionate football
  497. Toffee any one
  498. A Genuine Magazine Title
  499. Dangerous Growler
  500. Me? Impatient, I is!