: Way Off Topic



  1. Need some advice (LAND-LORDS A ******)
  2. I bet Ray Mears never thought of this one
  3. I Love The Internet!!
  4. Anyone got some good jokes?
  5. Having a 'thick' moment
  6. 5th Gear - Repeated?
  7. Clampdown on modified exhausts
  8. Native American Observation:
  9. Rwc 2007
  10. No Sh~t Sherlock...
  11. Has his luck run out this time ???
  12. For you GT playstation Alfistimos out there
  13. I'm back now, and Reading festival was great!
  14. Independence Is Back!
  15. Milk Float Noise Complaint -WTF ???
  16. Would you ???
  17. Odd News from Nepal: Vol.1
  18. Odd News from Japan: Vol.28
  19. Going to USA and Canada....
  20. this is england
  21. New Fibresure & Gregory's Girl
  22. Thread manager - what a babe!!!!!!
  23. If only the Canadian fellow didn't reply,
  24. Help Required: Electric Aerial Snapped Off!
  25. Talking to a hat...rather than through it
  26. top gear mag
  27. Oakley Polarized Sunnies for driving ?
  28. House Prices - it says way off topic
  29. What phone do i get?
  30. First was Mitch, then was Stan, now it'll be Felix
  31. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
  32. Car specifications database - my pet project!
  33. anyone in the midlands?
  34. Extreme Faceplant
  35. Have you ever been ...
  36. Hamster Heaven
  37. The Bike Runs!!!!!!
  38. Alternative nursery Rhyme
  39. Yellow24
  40. Sony Ericsson Owners
  41. Sad news
  42. wifely duties....
  43. spider ---- gay car 2007
  44. Ferdi's New Bed....
  45. bran flakes
  46. pro-biotics
  47. pentapeptides
  48. 11000 Posts.....
  49. Joke: Blonde at the Doctor's
  50. Oi, a 147 is not a girl's car.......however
  51. Tonight's Fifth Gear - 3200GT
  52. Pikeys
  53. I'd like to be the first ...
  54. Dairy Milk Drumming Gorilla
  55. 15 points on the lisence still
  56. Hotel/B&B around DA17 Area??
  57. Household chores/maintenance hates! (& loves?)
  58. Cost effective underwater photography
  59. Should I or shouldn't I? Laser Jammer :cough: Gate Opener... ;)
  60. Highway Code Quiz
  61. Indestructible Speed Camera coming to the UK
  62. Anpr
  63. Christmas Dinner...
  64. Converting MP4 DRM files to MP3 format
  65. Where's Wrinx
  66. Relationship advice - whats on his mind?
  67. Oh Mr Soft...
  68. Italian Meal 'solutions'
  69. For those who teach...............
  70. Another question for the engineers.
  71. Me and Guitars are Finished.
  72. Happy Birthday Thompatruck1
  73. Does anyone have 30,000 I can 'borrow'?
  74. Goodbye!
  75. Wasn't Kurzon Cute as a baby
  76. Children and Toys.
  77. Freaky advert
  78. The Darkness-No Not the group!
  79. PC Speakers dead.
  80. No more work for over 3 weeks! Yay!
  81. Financial Forums
  82. Popping baloons
  83. Hero's the happy man Version
  84. facebook
  85. The Cup has to go
  86. our lexus is dead
  87. The Pigeon Detectives - Take Her Back
  88. New car for my Mammy!!
  89. A proper "Irishman Joke"
  90. 57 plates are here. What car was the first 57 reg you saw?
  91. Amazing...
  92. Ten Years - Diana & Dodi
  93. Friday Funny
  94. A Ghost story..
  95. Why is it....
  96. Apples & Wine
  97. Change ones under crackers!
  98. tonight i am...
  99. Odd News from Japan: Vol.27
  100. Congratulations Roswell!
  101. Unpimp your ride
  102. Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
  103. If you could star in ...
  104. Done my first Track Day....
  105. Feeling stressed?
  106. Tucson Airplane Graveyard - AMARC :eek:
  107. Which lane do you use?
  108. Thought For The Day - Easily Offended?? Look Away Now !!
  109. Things ...
  110. New Lego Kit !!
  111. A Joke to brigthen your day
  112. Recieved a letter today, saying I owe money..
  113. Now Its The Wrong Type Of Trains
  114. Odd News from Japan: Vol.26
  115. stunning italian lady
  116. Soppy old git
  117. What actor/actress stars most in your movie/film collection?
  118. Alfas @ work - what you got?
  119. Like there aren't enough roadsigns...
  120. who shops around for financial packages?
  121. Ever tried this?
  122. Letter to the wrong wife
  123. How do i anneal some ally tube so it can be bent
  124. Fellow watch lovers (you know who you are)
  125. A Classic!!
  126. Using Video iPod for watching TV?
  127. Superman
  128. R.C. Car House Jump
  129. barbados advice please
  130. Cheated by my gf
  131. lots of interesting threads on here
  132. Does anyone use CB radio anymore?
  133. Bird eye chillies
  134. Where's Wally (AKA Fraser)
  135. SportsAlfa.com
  136. Liverpool FC To Pay Tribute To Young Rhys Jones
  137. Look Daddy...
  138. Technological Blasts from the Past...
  139. Paddy and Murphy - Fire Fighters...
  140. Does my avatar look like an upside down nose?
  141. Don't Condone Drugs - put that record down
  142. Confession Time! c'mon own up and share your burden
  143. An Apology
  144. Just married!
  145. Still off sick and.......
  146. My Muff....
  147. If not one word per person then 1 smilie per person
  148. game
  149. anyone from the london and south east region??
  150. TOTP 2 Police Special
  151. Weekend Nazi's on the BBC
  152. Long useless threads.
  153. The young boy shot in Liverpool
  154. odd names
  155. 1 word per person story.
  156. Count the SILVER cars on the way home
  157. Bus Lane Fines - How long does it take?
  158. Was Merlin Scottish?
  159. What is the truest definition of Globalization?
  160. Nikon D70s
  161. The Best Album Title
  162. Il Monstro
  163. Is anybody here any good with 2 stroke engines.
  164. What drives people...
  165. Brilliant advert
  166. McDougals Chicken and Asparagus pie
  167. Your car's neighbour(s)
  168. London cabs arrive in Milan
  169. New Google Timeline search - clever
  170. "A fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a map"
  171. Adverts from yesteryear
  172. Useless trivia
  173. The Hacienda
  174. It's a Wide World
  175. The Boycott Hollywood Remakes Thread
  176. Apololgies to BIGFOOT!!
  177. Synchronising iTunes with Windows Media Player
  178. Classic Movies
  179. M5 chaos today
  180. Whats the last pointless thread you read..
  181. Red Arrows
  182. Bowler hat? Best of British.
  183. Next time you think your life is hard...
  184. 172 Mph
  185. Fancy a bit of spine tingling??
  186. Pizza Alfa Romeo
  187. The ballerina - it's naughty, enjoy :D
  188. Out Tonight Like?
  189. Dragging the clutch
  190. Sennheiser RF Wireless Headphones - Any Good?
  191. Which Roadster - now what name?
  192. Ultimate Pizza
  193. am I a failing person on here
  194. today is...
  195. Have to leave for a while,Sighs of Relief?
  196. The Single Shoe Mystery...
  197. Spotted automotive work of art . . .
  198. Quinn, have a wonderful birthday
  199. I demand an explanation
  200. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  201. rude joke
  202. Calling all foo fighter fans
  203. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  204. A Joke For You
  205. Yawn! What are you doing?
  206. Just taken up golf.
  207. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  208. Another BigFoot Joke
  209. not completing a hole in golf
  210. This has to be
  211. Women Joke
  212. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  213. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  214. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  215. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  216. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  217. Joke of the day
  218. Smirnoff Ad
  219. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  220. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  221. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  222. What was the last book you bought
  223. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  224. Mobile phone upgrade
  225. HDD Interfaces !!
  226. M40 Arrests
  227. how they build the triumph rocket 3
  228. T-Rex reaches 18mph....
  229. Barn Door
  230. Lout with a Laser
  231. 4WD RB26DET 147 why??
  232. Temp Help
  233. Honestly Q, I left the Aston right here!
  234. Cartoon cereals
  235. The Spoon or the Fork, you must decide?
  236. For GJ?
  237. Halloween Horrors....
  238. Yes!
  239. Beware, Jesus Is Watching!!!
  240. What car can I get for upto 3000?
  241. Ant, have you battened down the hatches over there!?
  242. Have You Ever...
  243. Judith Chalmers
  244. Venice
  245. Thanks Royal Mail, Free BFPO Parcels.
  246. Most stupid way you have injured yourself?
  247. Happy Birthday Green Cloverleaf
  248. Happy Birthday Marko
  249. Silent Killer
  250. Women down under
  251. Off sick again - not happy
  252. The last thing you used a screwdriver for?
  253. Any Blacklers??
  254. Mortgage advice :eek:
  255. The Merit Man...
  256. Separated at birth....
  257. Do n ot reject the 5exual advances of your pet camel
  258. Naughty Joke - Made Me Smile Though!!
  259. Am I off My Head?!
  260. Anyone know C++??
  261. Blues Guitarists
  262. One for the Rugby Fans ;-)
  263. Mcdonalds Saved my life....
  264. Is this guy for real??
  265. I need a new Bed
  266. I need a new Bed
  267. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  268. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  269. x factor
  270. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  271. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  272. First driving lesson at 2
  273. Survival
  274. It was bound to happen
  275. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  276. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  277. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  278. happy b day
  279. Imagine if you will...
  280. ok, so whats the hottest/
  281. Couldn't agree more with this man
  282. hedgehog
  283. My Head Is Spinning
  284. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  285. More Ebay aggro......
  286. Friday funny
  287. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  288. Was Einstein Wrong???
  289. Happy birthday Prospect
  290. I'm going away for a little bit.
  291. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  292. Macbeth
  293. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  294. Treat everyone equally...
  295. I am blessed
  296. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  297. VX220 con-man
  298. VW Golf forum ?
  299. Uh uh huh!
  300. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  301. Scales
  302. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  303. 'kin Windows
  304. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  305. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  306. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  307. announcement...
  308. Rush hour 3
  309. Happy forum birthday nomad
  310. Spurs New Kit !!
  311. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  312. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  313. Virgin Media
  314. Senior Clubber?
  315. Can anyone recomend...
  316. You never know!
  317. I made it ....
  318. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  319. Gym Routine
  320. Crime in South Africa
  321. the man don't give a ****
  322. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  323. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  324. I bet this felt fast!
  325. so gavin dack.........
  326. Someones passed the sell by date
  327. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  328. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  329. How come
  330. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  331. Ferrari through time......
  332. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  333. Stupid support joke
  334. Some people got very rich today...
  335. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  336. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  337. Happy Man's New job
  338. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  339. For Gibbo...
  340. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  341. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  342. Good News!
  343. Top Gun re-release
  344. Not looking forward to today
  345. Washed Out Again.
  346. congratulations foxybrown
  347. Duty Calls.
  348. Space Shuttle
  349. You know you're getting old...
  350. Crime scene a bit Grim
  351. Conning the Conmen
  352. Youtube downloading
  353. A Bob Dylan question
  354. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  355. Tie Him To The Post!
  356. All this talk of posting....
  357. Lol Jap cars
  358. Wrong!!
  359. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  360. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  361. what does this say?
  362. Wooo the footy seasons started
  363. Where Croissants come from
  364. Very Very Funny
  365. Biker shot dead on M40
  366. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  367. The full english
  368. Mallorca Holiday
  369. The Chat Room
  370. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  371. The Village Bike
  372. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  373. A bit rude but very funny
  374. Cool averts good tune
  375. just noticed
  376. happy birthday to peter k
  377. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  378. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  379. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  380. RIP Tony Wilson
  381. A Visa for the USA?
  382. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  383. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  384. Goodbye cruel world!
  385. Ho
  386. Rice
  387. Should have gone to specsavers
  388. A Happy night out
  389. London Architecture
  390. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  391. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  392. 3 points on license ?
  393. Photo tips for t'internet
  394. The Generous Lawyer...
  395. Country Classic's....
  396. Some people just need to be slapped...
  397. Space Station and Shuttle
  398. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  399. The Game keeper
  400. Just about to...
  401. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  402. Official Post boosting Thread
  403. Viagra
  404. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  405. dodgy sexy women
  406. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  407. Who's goosing nomad
  408. Battle of the Kruger
  409. Sheep joke
  410. Probably the best
  411. Nails
  412. Global economic meltdown
  413. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  414. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  415. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  416. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  417. blanket 30mph limit...
  418. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  419. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  420. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  421. A Quick Maths Problem
  422. Radio Caroline is back!
  423. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  424. Fecking Rhodes
  425. :eek:
  426. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  427. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  428. Kenny G
  429. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  430. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  431. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  432. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  433. Audi S6
  434. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  435. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  436. American Muscle Ruined
  437. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  438. Would you buy a car from this man?
  439. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  440. Free porn
  441. Disorder In The American Courts
  442. 4 staff online at once
  443. Best car insurance advert ever
  444. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  445. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  446. Cropredy Festival
  447. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  448. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  449. I must be an electronic genius...err
  450. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  451. My Stilo has been stolen
  452. Southwold - anyone been?
  453. Personalised number plates
  454. YouTube discussions
  455. What a bloody clown
  456. I had a ***** start to the day
  457. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  458. An Alfa MPV?
  459. Playing into the hand...
  460. Car washer jets
  461. Bargain Merc !!
  462. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  463. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  464. Teenage Kicks......
  465. B S Cars n Blokes
  466. Not feeling "smart'
  467. Happy Birthday Marksie
  468. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  469. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  470. Storm Sewer Exploding
  471. Kumato ?
  472. The wait is finaly over.
  473. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  474. One for Zulu Ferret
  475. Wheres the pound gone
  476. Good Indian Restaurant in Dublin City Centre?
  477. Is it possible to love a car that you don't care for one bit?
  478. gentleman you attention please!
  479. Inflamatory Thread
  480. Grittish Bass..plonkers
  481. Computer running slow? Try Diskeeper
  482. Bailiffs
  483. Is Billy Mckenzie the most underrated singer the UK has ever produced?
  484. Holidays!
  485. My "it's friday, have a good weekend" joke
  486. Forum moderators
  487. So addictive!!
  488. In the beginning
  489. What are you doing this weekend?
  490. Name a good film
  491. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  492. Name a bad film
  493. Such a short time together
  494. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  495. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  496. Technical support
  497. You've probably read this before...
  498. How much are you worth dead??
  499. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  500. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)