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  1. Made The Mistake Of Going To Plane Lavs With Just Socks On
  2. I've noticed that on a few threads
  3. Even though my dad was Welsh
  4. Just a good song (to me) ... so ..
  5. Time off conundrum
  6. So whats your addiction???
  7. Suggest a caption
  8. playlists
  9. albums and bands you think you maybe shouldn't like - but you really do....
  10. Was behind a Nissan QASHQAI
  11. walking holiday suggestions - UK
  12. The Boss
  13. Car Rental in Lanzarote
  14. 300,000Th Thread
  15. Just one more Thread
  16. Shant & GC
  17. Does It Bug You When People...
  18. Your Favourite City In The World
  19. Passed!!
  20. Jennifer's muffin has been on my desk for two days
  21. Happy Birthday Symon
  22. Welcome to your 20K post thread Ghosty Dog
  23. Business Etiquette
  24. I passed two blokes on the way home
  25. just in my point of view
  26. Am I wrong........??
  27. This eveing I had ............
  28. If you suddenly became a rock/pop star
  29. Metal fans, I thought ...
  30. Wireless Home Alarm Systems ...
  31. Wrong!
  32. Where's our serial Alfa seller gone?
  33. AL called himself an ‘event organiser’
  34. I keep getting the urge to purchase
  35. I got in touch with my inner self today
  36. A man walks into a butchers...
  37. Life is cheap
  38. I have just eaten...
  39. Ideas for "Serious Threads" for LurkBot to adopt.
  40. Suggestion Box
  41. What's the most unusual or uncomfortable place you've ever had....
  42. Can we all agree ...
  43. I need to get a life
  44. Migraines
  45. Small Primates
  46. The Hillsborough Report.
  47. This just started happening on my computer
  48. 20th September 2012
  49. Would you be a space/time traveller
  50. I cried a little just now...........
  51. Is dark matter really a form of
  52. That Clickety Bevel Thing On Watches That Turns Around...
  53. Science question
  54. Donations for parliament
  55. Andy Murray - US open
  56. awesomeness
  57. Bond chase
  58. Lights
  59. The Smell
  60. Gas
  61. Parts Won eBay from Major Dealer Will I Get Them?
  62. Plain Socks Or Motif/Cartoon/Other Preferred?
  63. 8.97 pence in the pound....
  64. Who is going to tell Karl??
  65. Laser eye surgery
  66. At my last job...
  67. There's A Woman 'Out For The Count' On My Living Room Floor
  68. Tonight I browned
  69. Hi & Welcome To Your 21K Post Thread AlfaDrivingFan
  70. A man walks into Specsavers
  71. deleted
  72. This morning ......
  73. Joe
  74. The best of British for a holiday break?
  75. Can you hear George Formby
  76. Hi from the dark side
  77. Happy Burfday Milowokie
  78. Peeeeeewwwwweeeeee
  79. Do you have the illusion...
  80. Requesting an unusual FAVOR
  81. Taking revenge
  82. Today I will be mostly polishing
  83. Time in lieu
  84. Here is.. to me the oddest way of looking
  85. Do you go to sleep with the TV on or off
  86. How the Queen
  87. RIP Terry Nutkins
  88. What makes you yawn at the cinema?
  89. He came, he saw
  90. Is Anybody else on here getting
  91. Charity 24 Hour Football match - Nottingham
  92. My mates believed my story
  93. Sometimes it's best to take a long break
  94. When I inherited my father’s
  95. “Black Hawk Down”
  96. Seann Walsh
  97. It' oh so.....
  98. Summer in Britain
  99. extraction......... )-:
  100. Has 0of0 left us or is he coming back ?
  101. Edinburgh Flatshare-any ideas?
  102. This post box is 100 yards from me in Aldridge
  103. smelly sandals
  104. If you were David Cameron, what 3 things would you do right now?
  105. Yummy
  106. Dallas
  107. Just had stir-fry chicken for tea
  108. mozzies
  109. Deep fried WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
  110. Cypriot Criminals
  111. Norfolk County Council and School Travel Pass
  112. Got to go to a Funeral on Monday
  113. A giraffe walks into a bar
  114. Tracheotomy surgery
  115. If you are going to shoplift
  116. Spaghetti Hoops
  117. Sorry To Interrupt Again
  118. What thermo mug fits...??
  119. Do you think......
  120. Two things you ...
  121. New role at work
  122. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan
  123. If you could go back to any point in history?
  124. Warmest day of the year!???!
  125. Bugger...
  126. That's my boy...........
  127. One for Zed, I just shot a pigeon
  128. Queueing for the Bathroom
  129. Driver Support and the Alfa Male
  130. Does anybody else .....
  131. Crushing Cars and turning them into a colander?
  132. Hi & Welcome To Your 38K Post Thread BraddersR
  133. An ode to my sat nav
  134. City Break ...
  135. Pistorius sour grapes or not?
  136. Can you guess what happens
  137. i am knackered and sore
  138. Tools
  139. I Don't Mind Butterflies But I Dislike Moths?
  140. Said goodbye to the 190E today...
  141. Part Works
  142. Whats your favourite spaghetti western?
  143. Thanks Autolusso.
  144. How not to use a Sledgehammer
  145. Summer is finished :(
  146. Let's say you believe in angels for one second... a query
  147. Help for Heroes Appeal
  148. Beer best before
  149. RIP Max
  150. Probably the best cupcakes ever !
  151. GNR, 40,000 and me
  152. Kurzon, you're really BORED aren't you?
  153. StatBORED's Official Top Poster Of The Month Thread : September 2012
  154. The wife and kids have left me !
  155. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Marko Le Rosso
  156. If You Have A Mantlepiece (Above Gas/Fire Shelf Thing), How Many Things On It ...
  157. Since my 2nd marriage
  158. "Comfort Food" - You Have Any?
  159. New Japanese Motorbike unveiled
  160. Heckle & Jekyll
  161. Do You Post Just Because You...
  162. How low will you go?
  163. Hi & Welcome To Your 6K Post Thread Shant Ole
  164. Had a cheeky couple of pints for lunch
  165. How many people ...
  166. Squatting to become a criminal act!
  167. London Open House
  168. Please please read
  169. This is how you bait a scammer
  170. Getting motivated
  171. The Paralympic Games
  172. Three good friends
  173. Which Suit?
  174. No more Mr Nice Guy
  175. Garage door looking shonky.. :D
  176. Tongue Twisters
  177. What do you read?
  178. While watching the film "The Wizard of Oz"
  179. A touch of cloth
  180. My last deep house mix for a while...
  181. Hi & Welcome To Your 1K Post Thread Giulia Cyprus
  182. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread JonSpiderMan
  183. Hi and welcome to your 14k Post Joe1968
  184. Name change thread
  185. First class post
  186. Good Morning Sunshine..
  187. Aussie Party
  188. I've just read an article
  189. First thing this morning
  190. We call our grandad
  191. His number finally came up
  192. People of Liverpool
  193. He is Mi and i am Yu
  194. Lion on the loose in a UK?
  195. It's a bank holiday so..
  196. Italian car style problems...
  197. Parents and their astonishing ability to surprise you
  198. Is it possible to insure anything rare as yours
  199. Is driving enjoyable these days?
  200. Am I bad?????
  201. Vet says NO exercise for 7 days...!!!!
  202. Bad Education.............
  203. Man cave 'tidy' day
  204. In everyday life, do you sometimes wish you had a
  205. Spent a fair part of today on my knees?
  206. AO's most attractive bush
  207. Bit of advice...
  208. Happy Birthday SpiderSue
  209. Dagadagadagadagadagadaga
  210. I've had a catastrophe
  211. Lady Catterleys Lover
  212. Neil Armstrong has died.......
  213. There's irresponsible driving, and irresponsible driving
  214. Caterpillar
  215. Born to Race
  216. Hi & Welcome To Your 16K Post Thread Keithy
  217. Have you ever taken.......
  218. Airshow Disaster
  219. bbc3 now - the cure live
  220. Have suddenly realised I'm older than Elvis
  221. Louis Armstrong keeps his titles
  222. Best Adverts
  223. Wedding Car
  224. But is it science?
  225. You stupid boy
  226. What Kind Of 'Shoes' Do You Wear On Holiday?
  227. A rose so red
  228. Alfa Office Chair
  229. The worlds best
  230. Frank, Fearless & Free or peurile, self-important Pillocks?
  231. My job would be so easy
  232. Fresh in from Ghana
  233. Lance Armstrong will be stripped of all his titles
  234. Fog!!
  235. Sniff petrol on the new Landrover Halliwell edition.
  236. Spirit to mixer ratio
  237. Look at this thread from 8 years ago
  238. Hi & Welcome To Your 4K Post Thread Alfamartini
  239. friday tv...
  240. Watching paint dry
  241. Shant's Parrot
  242. Can you recommend ...
  243. Top Drawer Stuff...
  244. Hey Alfa Geeks
  245. another racist rant
  246. hand signals
  247. Chit Chat Time
  248. GAZ!! Have You Learned From The Master?
  249. Pay Up
  250. Fair Trade?
  251. Midges put you off coming to Scotland? Well>>>>>
  252. Todd Akin & George Galloway
  253. I'm watching a TV programme
  254. Ice Cream Time
  255. What Do Your Kids Call You?
  256. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Paintergirl
  257. I'm Spazticus
  258. The sweet kiss of summer
  259. Guess Who's Back, Back Again
  260. We're being Invaded
  261. Just me
  262. US Republicans
  263. Tony Scott
  264. One for the pedants
  265. Help!!
  266. McLaren animations
  267. Post-Olympic observation
  268. Disabled child
  269. Tooooo Hot
  270. Bobda
  271. The National Football Museum In Manchester
  272. Still hungry.
  273. I just bought a 2nd hand rifle on eBay
  274. Grown man in 'survives with no internet access' shock!
  275. The healing power of a nap
  276. winnie johnson - so sorry
  277. Only in Cyprus
  278. its the weekend, so why
  279. My Rose Has Left Me
  280. What is the ...
  281. I've Got Knee Knack
  282. Barkour
  283. This afternoon I'll be mostly
  284. "I Trust you are all well?"
  285. Should I be worried
  286. When attempting to dress yourself
  287. Rugby Player takes Penalty in Football
  288. Ever Disguised Your Voice On The Phone...
  289. Ed Sheeran fans think classic tune is his new song
  290. It is time the law was changed
  291. Dog and wife
  292. D.i.s.c.o. > d.i.v.o.r.c.e.
  293. How's your industry at the moment?
  294. Tell me
  295. Happy Birthday Hunter!
  296. It would appear that congratulations are due ...
  297. How Do You Eat Yours ...
  298. 67 years ago today
  299. Will i am has some great admirers...
  300. Olympic ouchy
  301. My website's online again
  302. Curiosity Rover 360
  303. Different engine types, How many have you driven/rode
  304. As usual .. and had posted before ... this
  305. Buying a new build house
  306. Best Engine Sound
  307. Passport
  308. Brad Pitt
  309. If you won ...
  310. Mo Farah Running Away From Things
  311. How would you feel
  312. Hard faced get
  313. The Invisible Man & the Invisible Woman
  314. My Grandad
  315. post-holiday angst
  316. Sky 3D Free Week 13-20 August
  317. A joke (Look!)
  318. PPI cold caller hung up on me!!
  319. Job change dilemma ??? what to do?
  320. Road Movies
  321. Usain Bolt??
  322. When I was a child
  323. Went to a concert last week
  324. My little dog
  325. The Police have recovered my stolen sofa
  326. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Dpat
  327. Scooters & bowie
  328. Sad news re Sid Waddell
  329. Garage door seal
  330. The Real Deal Tank Park Salute.
  331. Hi & Welcome to Your 5K Post Thread Starkers ...
  332. Acrophobia....inspired by the vertigo thread..
  333. Catching Someone (stranger) Looking At You...
  334. French Campsites - Central France
  335. my new 'toy' arrived yesterday
  336. Hands up if you know your car's registration number
  337. When Was The Last Time You ...
  338. Name changes
  339. I can't believe this at all ... pulled over
  340. I put a bet on 3 horses
  341. No more Li'l alien dude
  342. A gymnast walks into a bar
  343. If you sign up for Pig Breeders Weekly
  344. Smoking Olympian
  345. Which track bike?
  346. have you ever ordered a TV from Amazon..
  347. 4 x 100m relay
  348. Emotional songs/poems
  349. Well done Yorkshire ...
  350. Which Song Have You Got In Your Head Right Now?
  351. Anyone else addicted to Googles games?
  352. oops - How did Pulco manage that?
  353. A very sad story
  354. I Think We Should Host All Our Replies On YouTube And Link Them Here...
  355. Greatest Olympian
  356. Does Your Mobile Phone More Or Less Accompany You...
  357. I don't use ...
  358. I didn't know this
  359. DJ Overdose - Hardcore Breaks - August 2012
  360. Done anything stupid recently?
  361. The art of parking
  362. Says it all
  363. Warning Dry...... Mortgage Advice
  364. Out Jogging
  365. Spartan
  366. I've posted on here for a long time
  367. Gotan Project - Mi Confesion
  368. I'm going to a Dream Theater concert
  369. I don't mind the Olympics being on.........
  370. Employment law - a little question
  371. Olympics the best bits
  372. PPI Texts
  373. New assistant for Dr Who
  374. Hi & Welcome To Your 17K Post Thread Happy Man
  375. Things to do to get bikes back on the road?
  376. Happy Birthday Simon S
  377. Do you have OCD tendencies?
  378. Les Dawson on Parky ... funny
  379. Don't go to Mars ... there's nothing there
  380. A mouth full of different materials?
  381. My Original 60gb PS3 Has Died
  382. a sad day
  383. Thank You Cloverleaf Club.
  384. Courier - Who do you use
  385. How many days to your hols???
  386. Christening Gift's
  387. When it rains ...
  388. Did you have
  389. Have You Ever Tried To Slide Open A Lock ...
  390. Have You Ever Drank A Whole Pint of Beer/Lager/Ale...
  391. I was going to post a joke about chemistry. . . . .
  392. Early edition Daily Mail :)
  393. I Said It Would Never Happen But I Has
  394. A Mixed Race Woman, A Muslim African & A Ginger Bloke Walk Into A Bar...
  395. Can anyone explain...
  396. I'm from The Congo ...
  397. Hitchcock's Vertigo
  398. The Somalian Olympic team
  399. So if Bradley W is qualified
  400. Happy Birthday TurismoTodd
  401. This will take some cleaning up
  402. Qoute Of The Day
  403. Happy Birthday Garwood1
  404. Just Vinyl Wrapped a Laptop
  405. Well, this is a sorry state of affairs
  406. 9 years ago today...
  407. I'm trying to re create
  408. Vexed
  409. Any none Alfa/car hobbies?
  410. Honours.
  411. The Olympics ... mathmatically
  412. lunchtime supercar quiz
  413. Alfa Bikes
  414. Premiership Fantasy football 2012/2013
  415. Need wiring help
  416. StatBORED's Official Top Poster Of The Month Thread : August 2012
  417. I'd just like ...
  418. I Broke The Law And The Law Won
  419. Shoplifting
  420. 159 on fire
  421. Why do cars have handles inside in the roof?
  422. Womens Football?!!
  423. 007 Skyfall
  424. Do you think ...
  425. Police were called to a Pizza takeaway
  426. iPhone Dilemna....Sorta?
  427. Here are 2 songs that could not be more different
  428. Immortality For A Tenner : Would You?
  429. Midges Or Whatever Those Flying Biting Things Are Called And Ankle Socks...
  430. Ever Frozen Leftover Doner Kebab Meat...
  431. Feline friends and Lilys
  432. Flowers
  433. Trek Nation
  434. Dark Knight Rises - terrible movie
  435. Donating to charity ..until a recent
  436. F1 start at 1pm in Hungary? Is that the time of the start?
  437. R.I.P Geoffrey Hughes
  438. Nearly choked on my chips
  439. Fun with the tourists
  440. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Evel
  441. Deer Hunting
  442. The Afghan Footballer
  443. Just before this one get's shuffled about
  444. Was it just me?
  445. Now, they call this day Saturday
  446. Have You Got Ur Ticket ?
  447. Jessica Ennis
  448. Clouds in Olympic arena ?
  449. TV Licence refund
  450. two sports things
  451. The Afghan Footballer........
  452. Warning...
  453. Employment related question.
  454. Maverick Sabre?
  455. Did I tell you all....
  456. BBC 2 - Line of duty
  457. Don't forget...
  458. The Olympics then - the SPORT
  459. Black butterfly ... not the clothing range
  460. Some serious advice please : HR questions...
  461. Ive been bit
  462. Ant's musical recommendations
  463. Christine
  464. Thank Goodness for this sunny spell we have.
  465. Is there anything ...
  466. leaky fish tank
  467. Being Truly British.
  468. The Olympics then - politics of
  469. The temptation to overtake and ...
  470. Just been diagnosed
  471. Getting started
  472. Too Hot to eat in, so Eat Out!
  473. Mulu and Caving
  474. Wonderful warm weather pesently, but why do they have to do it now!
  475. Just can't get to sleep tonight
  476. Meat Emporium
  477. Free Whippet!
  478. If a cat stuck his claw in an
  479. Grass snake
  480. Blonde joke
  481. Stepladders with blue top steps
  482. Right then, who has been up for the BIG wash day today?
  483. We must be due
  484. I have been to the doctor
  485. 28.5C .... far to hot for pants
  486. Cardigan
  487. Lovely balmy evenings
  488. Cat lovers who have read the book,'A street cat named Bob."
  489. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Bigfoot
  490. New from Ikea
  491. 4 years and 3 months
  492. Happy Birthday Stu GTV
  493. spitting
  494. Who else
  495. Looking at old family photographs
  496. Hi & Welcome To Your 13K Post Thread Joe1968
  497. Edward Scissorhands
  498. Sad Anorak
  499. I’ve been put on the waiting list for a kidney.
  500. Does anyone remember