: Way Off Topic



  1. The Hacienda
  2. It's a Wide World
  3. The Boycott Hollywood Remakes Thread
  4. Apololgies to BIGFOOT!!
  5. Synchronising iTunes with Windows Media Player
  6. Classic Movies
  7. M5 chaos today
  8. Whats the last pointless thread you read..
  9. Red Arrows
  10. Bowler hat? Best of British.
  11. Next time you think your life is hard...
  12. 172 Mph
  13. Fancy a bit of spine tingling??
  14. Pizza Alfa Romeo
  15. The ballerina - it's naughty, enjoy :D
  16. Out Tonight Like?
  17. Dragging the clutch
  18. Sennheiser RF Wireless Headphones - Any Good?
  19. Which Roadster - now what name?
  20. Ultimate Pizza
  21. am I a failing person on here
  22. today is...
  23. Have to leave for a while,Sighs of Relief?
  24. The Single Shoe Mystery...
  25. Spotted automotive work of art . . .
  26. Quinn, have a wonderful birthday
  27. I demand an explanation
  28. Heightened Threat Levels In Europe
  29. rude joke
  30. Calling all foo fighter fans
  31. Forum No Workee, for Meum?
  32. A Joke For You
  33. Yawn! What are you doing?
  34. Just taken up golf.
  35. Water from the tap has never been so cold...
  36. Another BigFoot Joke
  37. not completing a hole in golf
  38. This has to be
  39. Women Joke
  40. Funny bone - in yer Knee ??
  41. Pearly Gates Clocks :)
  42. A joke for BIGFOOT!!
  43. I.T.Computer Buffs Question.
  44. Real Story Or 'Shopped Piccie ??
  45. Joke of the day
  46. Smirnoff Ad
  47. FURIOUS! Can I say BINT!?!?!?!?
  48. How do you repair a mechanical alarm clock?
  49. 2 things to say...one is a fact, the other a question
  50. What was the last book you bought
  51. England vs Germany.... Blasted Football
  52. Mobile phone upgrade
  53. HDD Interfaces !!
  54. M40 Arrests
  55. how they build the triumph rocket 3
  56. T-Rex reaches 18mph....
  57. Barn Door
  58. Lout with a Laser
  59. 4WD RB26DET 147 why??
  60. Temp Help
  61. Honestly Q, I left the Aston right here!
  62. Cartoon cereals
  63. The Spoon or the Fork, you must decide?
  64. For GJ?
  65. Halloween Horrors....
  66. Yes!
  67. Beware, Jesus Is Watching!!!
  68. What car can I get for upto £3000?
  69. Ant, have you battened down the hatches over there!?
  70. Have You Ever...
  71. Judith Chalmers
  72. Venice
  73. Thanks Royal Mail, Free BFPO Parcels.
  74. Most stupid way you have injured yourself?
  75. Happy Birthday Green Cloverleaf
  76. Happy Birthday Marko
  77. Silent Killer
  78. Women down under
  79. Off sick again - not happy
  80. The last thing you used a screwdriver for?
  81. Any Blacklers??
  82. Mortgage advice :eek:
  83. The Merit Man...
  84. Separated at birth....
  85. Do n ot reject the 5exual advances of your pet camel
  86. Naughty Joke - Made Me Smile Though!!
  87. Am I off My Head?!
  88. Anyone know C++??
  89. Blues Guitarists
  90. One for the Rugby Fans ;-)
  91. Mcdonalds Saved my life....
  92. Is this guy for real??
  93. I need a new Bed
  94. I need a new Bed
  95. High Quality, low cost tyre gauge
  96. Charlie the Chipmunk saves the day
  97. x factor
  98. home made peanut butter ummmmmm!
  99. Last two weeks of being an Alfa Owner :cry:
  100. First driving lesson at 2
  101. Survival
  102. It was bound to happen
  103. Visit Glasgow - never a dull moment
  104. Happy birthday the Sleggies
  105. The most Dangerous/Provocative "official" smiley here?
  106. happy b day
  107. Imagine if you will...
  108. ok, so whats the hottest/
  109. Couldn't agree more with this man
  110. hedgehog
  111. My Head Is Spinning
  112. Does anyone know anything about meat?
  113. More Ebay aggro......
  114. Friday funny
  115. Baby boomer takes a swat at Gen Y
  116. Was Einstein Wrong???
  117. Happy birthday Prospect
  118. I'm going away for a little bit.
  119. i get my nw bike tomorrow
  120. Macbeth
  121. hi all its my birthday today now 33
  122. Treat everyone equally...
  123. I am blessed
  124. DIY Wireless Home Security Alarm System
  125. VX220 con-man
  126. VW Golf forum ?
  127. Uh uh huh!
  128. A lump of my flaunching has fallen off :eek:
  129. Scales
  130. What does a UK resident need to know if he wants to Drive to the Nurburgring?
  131. 'kin Windows
  132. Kids..... (a bit naughty)
  133. Happy Birthday Hunter & MJT
  134. Just bought a Macbook, and dont know how to use it!!!
  135. announcement...
  136. Rush hour 3
  137. Happy forum birthday nomad
  138. Spurs New Kit !!
  139. LynnB or not LynnB, that is the question...
  140. Happy Birthday Gavin Dack
  141. Virgin Media
  142. Senior Clubber?
  143. Can anyone recomend...
  144. You never know!
  145. I made it ....
  146. I dont have the words - how crazy is this job!!!!
  147. Gym Routine
  148. Crime in South Africa
  149. the man don't give a ****
  150. Super Furry's in Newcastle 23 Oct
  151. According to AO im 17 a few hours early.
  152. I bet this felt fast!
  153. so gavin dack.........
  154. Someones passed the sell by date
  155. Seek and yea shall find..... Geocaching.... anyone else do this???!!!!
  156. Sympathy from sys admins out there please.
  157. How come
  158. Darrens silver cloverleaf
  159. Ferrari through time......
  160. Have You Ever Been On Television?
  161. Stupid support joke
  162. Some people got very rich today...
  163. My Website... For those of you with Artistic vent :)
  164. "Hmmm, I think I've left something behind..."
  165. Happy Man's New job
  166. Dyson's thoughts on climate change...
  167. For Gibbo...
  168. One for the LFC fans - amazing
  169. TV Review: Flash Gordon TV Series
  170. Good News!
  171. Top Gun re-release
  172. Not looking forward to today
  173. Washed Out Again.
  174. congratulations foxybrown
  175. Duty Calls.
  176. Space Shuttle
  177. You know you're getting old...
  178. Crime scene a bit Grim
  179. Conning the Conmen
  180. Youtube downloading
  181. A Bob Dylan question
  182. "Leader" of "Free" World Infected...
  183. Tie Him To The Post!
  184. All this talk of posting....
  185. Lol Jap cars
  186. Wrong!!
  187. Happy Birthday Dpat & The Slipperman
  188. Harpenden... GTV capital of the UK ????
  189. what does this say?
  190. Wooo the footy seasons started
  191. Where Croissants come from
  192. Very Very Funny
  193. Biker shot dead on M40
  194. Reverend & The Makers - He Said He Loved Me (Live)
  195. The full english
  196. Mallorca Holiday
  197. The Chat Room
  198. Clarkson on 'The Perfect Car'
  199. The Village Bike
  200. Well, that takes care of another year's hols...
  201. A bit rude but very funny
  202. Cool averts good tune
  203. just noticed
  204. happy birthday to peter k
  205. English F******g Cricket (If you can call it that)
  206. Alfa Romeo and Acqua di Selva. Is there a link?
  207. Sony Bravia or Panasonic Viera?
  208. RIP Tony Wilson
  209. A Visa for the USA?
  210. Do not show this to you kids before Christmas
  211. The day we had a visit from Health & Safety
  212. Goodbye cruel world!
  213. Ho
  214. Rice
  215. Should have gone to specsavers
  216. A Happy night out
  217. London Architecture
  218. Nintendo DS- Brain Training
  219. Friday's hometime joke - enjoy
  220. 3 points on license ?
  221. Photo tips for t'internet
  222. The Generous Lawyer...
  223. Country Classic's....
  224. Some people just need to be slapped...
  225. Space Station and Shuttle
  226. The works Gestapo internet forum baning software monitor isn't working today...
  227. The Game keeper
  228. Just about to...
  229. Happy Birthday Jedrick
  230. Official Post boosting Thread
  231. Viagra
  232. Darrens Post Booster Apology
  233. dodgy sexy women
  234. Darrens Useless Post Count Booster Thread
  235. Who's goosing nomad
  236. Battle of the Kruger
  237. Sheep joke
  238. Probably the best
  239. Nails
  240. Global economic meltdown
  241. At last...I learned how to cook Basmati Rice
  242. John Burns - Where is that fine fellow of mirth>!?!
  243. I bought an Alfa Romeo because.....
  244. What the hell is this? - Spider Expert needed
  245. blanket 30mph limit...
  246. You Don't Just Jump Into Bed With Terry Tibbs
  247. Gordon Murray's forthcoming small car
  248. LED Headlight: Not far off (Geek Alert)
  249. A Quick Maths Problem
  250. Radio Caroline is back!
  251. Why Don't We Do It In The Road...
  252. Fecking Rhodes
  253. :eek:
  254. Golf or BMW 1Series ?
  255. Happy Birthday Yankalfisti
  256. Kenny G
  257. Gibbo and Lynns first date
  258. Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  259. My 17 year old freind has gone into labour
  260. Let's Play Guess the Film.
  261. Audi S6
  262. Just got the XBox 360 Wireless Steering Wheel
  263. Oldest Democracy in the World?
  264. American Muscle Ruined
  265. Flats Next To Kew Bridge
  266. Would you buy a car from this man?
  267. I found out were my fathers love for Alfas come from
  268. Free porn
  269. Disorder In The American Courts
  270. 4 staff online at once
  271. Best car insurance advert ever
  272. What I haven't done yet but would one day like to.
  273. The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo
  274. Cropredy Festival
  275. Pair of Massive Jabalis
  276. Lets do a count down from 200..and see what happens
  277. I must be an electronic genius...err
  278. Alfaowner.com fantasy football league!!!
  279. My Stilo has been stolen
  280. Southwold - anyone been?
  281. Personalised number plates
  282. YouTube discussions
  283. What a bloody clown
  284. I had a ***** start to the day
  285. Some dick in a truck pulled out in front of me today
  286. An Alfa MPV?
  287. Playing into the hand...
  288. Car washer jets
  289. Bargain Merc !!
  290. How far do you travel to work and how long does it take?
  291. Dublin - what are the "must-see" places?
  292. Teenage Kicks......
  293. B S Cars n Blokes
  294. Not feeling "smart'
  295. Happy Birthday Marksie
  296. Driving 155 at midnight = Dr Who ??
  297. its dammmn hot!!!!!
  298. Storm Sewer Exploding
  299. Kumato ?
  300. The wait is finaly over.
  301. Donald Rumsfeld, an evil odious little man..
  302. One for Zulu Ferret
  303. Wheres the pound gone
  304. Good Indian Restaurant in Dublin City Centre?
  305. Is it possible to love a car that you don't care for one bit?
  306. gentleman you attention please!
  307. Inflamatory Thread
  308. Grittish Bass..plonkers
  309. Computer running slow? Try Diskeeper
  310. Bailiffs
  311. Is Billy Mckenzie the most underrated singer the UK has ever produced?
  312. Holidays!
  313. My "it's friday, have a good weekend" joke
  314. Forum moderators
  315. So addictive!!
  316. In the beginning
  317. What are you doing this weekend?
  318. Name a good film
  319. New Merc Ad!! lol!!! A Little Rude!
  320. Name a bad film
  321. Such a short time together
  322. Tasks on the Mobile phone...a to do list
  323. Ever done it Rodeo style?
  324. Technical support
  325. You've probably read this before...
  326. How much are you worth dead??
  327. Very Very Geeky - I thought it was good - I may be a very very sad!!
  328. MS Office - the alternatives ;-)
  329. Naughty Talk?
  330. I've been Stung
  331. NSA spying on US citizens through AT&T
  332. Well.... it's been a year...
  333. Tickets Available (Not for the Easily Offended)
  334. Insomnia!!
  335. Reminds me of a sad old joke:
  336. Fiat 500
  337. Heroes (again)
  338. Stay over home for Iraq/Afghanistan, injured veterans OK'd
  339. Lost XP password, well i forgot it
  340. Fantasy Dinner Party
  341. A Nun joke
  342. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the desert...
  343. Alternative Usernames For Current Forum Members
  344. Funny Signs
  345. Cool website - "Will It Blend?"
  346. anyone near nuneaton???
  347. When are you going to die?
  348. Size does matter!
  349. dog walking
  350. Cheering News for me anyway.
  351. Why'd you go and delete Telecom77?
  352. "The World in a Briefcase"
  353. Virgin Airlines...
  354. Rude joke
  355. World Clock - depressing
  356. how long have you spent on AO??
  357. Foreign Cars & MOT's
  358. Jumping The Red Light!
  359. Happy Birthday dtm8123
  360. Navel fluff
  361. Cab for Piquet
  362. Alfaowner Pub Quiz
  363. Satnav on Nokia N73?
  364. Chrisd_b what was on the hard shoulder today thread....
  365. The Funniest thread since the invention of the internet..
  366. Moods
  367. Car park solution
  368. Evan more addictive
  369. Fantasy Football anyone
  370. How much rent money should i give my mum?
  371. Happy Birthday Commanderfish
  372. BigFoot checks out for the holidays
  373. Very Addictive
  374. Back to the present..........
  375. Road Trip to Italy
  376. Feeding The Pigeons?
  377. The New eBay Layout
  378. Boyfriend is converted!
  379. Such a perfect day...........
  380. SRi - what does this stand for?
  381. What would you do if I died ?????
  382. Make sure you get the right message...
  383. Ralph Wiggum - Portrait Of A Legend
  384. Iraq wins...
  385. Interesting Article on Iraq/WoT...
  386. Happy Birthday Andbur
  387. It's Tomorrow...
  388. Happy Birthday Evel
  389. Lego Fan's Thread
  390. We BBQ'd today
  391. Cashpoints
  392. Why don't people belt up?
  393. USB soundcard with optical S/PDIF
  394. Plastic wine bottles
  395. Courtesy Car Reviews
  396. there is a certain age coming
  397. Credit cards
  398. Why have they cccccomplicated roundabouts?
  399. Kiwi Government passes law to outlaw satire...
  400. just bumped into..........
  401. Not sure if this woks
  402. Sigur Rós
  403. Celebrity Motor's
  404. Heroes: The Return
  405. Bike License
  406. Happy Birthday HowardA
  407. For fellow cat lovers...
  408. Transformers
  409. It is a Friday night and I am stuck in...
  410. Caravan Parked on Street - When gone owner places cones out so you can't park
  411. Anyone else's Hotmail not working?? 18.25pm
  412. Laptop Help Neded.
  413. Friday funny
  414. Feeling all patriotic this afternoon
  415. Jack Peñate - Torn On The Platform
  416. Scouse Vasectomy !!
  417. A Bike
  418. 147 Virgin party girl
  419. 20 mega pixels
  420. Transformers Alfa style
  421. Learn to Fly - cool tune & vid
  422. Bullseye.
  423. You could'nt make this up.........
  424. If your Alfa was a famous person ?!?!?
  425. Hair cut gone wrong
  426. Watch out....
  427. HD ready TV's - LCD or Plasma?!?!?
  428. Kevin and Gary at the Sperm Bank
  429. Can U Tell Me About This
  430. Life's defining moments....
  431. Jay Leno's Garage
  432. Britain to (finally) get some aircraft carriers
  433. Confession
  434. Top Gear Polar Expedition
  435. How long, How many?
  436. test driving ANOTHER car tomorrow..
  437. Car park cameras
  438. Breaking News - Internet Crash!
  439. Dud you ever wear something only for fashion
  440. Have you been good while I was away???
  441. Road sign story
  442. blue box with tick
  443. I bet that's gonna sting in the morning !!
  444. New BMW Advert :confused:
  445. 34,000
  446. Happy B-day Bigfoot
  447. Hidden Dip :eek:
  448. Photo Finish...
  449. !!Window !!!
  450. Joke
  451. Can u tell me
  452. Ferrari & Lambo Experience Day
  453. Engine management light
  454. It's between me and the spider
  455. French speed cameras
  456. Cactus Jack
  457. Dirty Little Gerbil
  458. My "goodnight, i'm off to bed" joke
  459. A Thought for the Day
  460. Things you often do and often get wrong!
  461. Clutch control
  462. How long for a drinkdrive case to get to court?
  463. The Deaf Bookkeeper...
  464. New car
  465. Microsoft .NET framework upgrade
  466. Happy Birthday Bri !!
  467. The Twang....
  468. Mendecino County Line
  469. spicy
  470. Mentos & Beer
  471. Hi Tankman104c
  472. x-rated
  473. News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
  474. Having trouble selling my punto!
  475. Flooding
  476. Biofuel: Hope no one's invested in it.
  477. No more Rome (sob!)
  478. Speedsters beware
  479. BMW Drivers
  480. No tax ,mot , insurance
  481. Depositing money into a Barclays machine.
  482. If I only had the Cash
  483. Now that's some Stereo
  484. Happy birthday mhollywood!
  485. CLA Game Fair Cancelled
  486. First flight
  487. The Open
  488. Alfa mini meeting @ Lancia restaurant
  489. I am feeling old
  490. Happy Birthday Madz330
  491. Kate Nash - Foundations
  492. The Enemy - Had Enough
  493. Reverend And The Makers - Heavyweight Champion Of The World
  494. Helen
  495. You Thought You'd Gotten Rid Of Me Didn't You?
  496. second life
  497. The big race
  498. Smoking and climate change
  499. Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  500. new car...