: Way Off Topic



  1. A very awkward conversation i had today!
  2. See? Cameron can get it right when he tries.
  3. There's something satisfying about having.......
  4. this lad has potential
  5. What have you got on right now?
  6. Ducks, or the lack of...........
  7. 39k
  8. Secret Music taste
  9. Big thanks to all who gave their advise....
  10. Warning, racist joke!
  11. some Camera advice
  12. broken stud extraction
  13. How strong is your friendship?
  14. Work quandry
  15. Mortgage specialist
  16. Is the Soccer Club United at Manchester being picked on again?
  17. Ok munky, what's your ...
  18. Smells like poo
  19. Leave me alone
  20. Tell me this guy made you laugh!
  21. AOers for AV?
  22. Race for life
  23. favourite Marshal Arts Movies
  24. Petrol Prices
  25. Monday
  26. Junk ...I reckon all over this forum there
  27. Extreme Ironing (on the M1)..........
  28. Jamiroquai in Birmingham - Awesome!
  29. For Kate Bush Fans - "New" Album Soon
  30. Crossing the channel
  31. The Only way is Essex
  32. East is East.
  33. The Gym Thread
  34. WELL DONE Joe1968
  35. iPhone pics
  36. starting new job
  37. Something strange is happening.....
  38. Gym Fashion...
  39. annoying Giullietta advert on this site
  40. camp?
  41. anyone here like jeremy kyle?
  42. The ultimate rock music thread....
  43. Congratulations City
  44. Wemberlee
  45. What's worse?
  46. Can a service station parking fine be enforced...
  47. Mods - stop the abrevaitions
  48. Got loads of old tech, is it worth ebaying it?
  49. Best looking unmarked police car.
  50. How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away
  51. More good concerts this summer!
  52. Want to smoke... Need to smoke!!
  53. Triple H in WWE
  54. Dunst
  55. Just when I thought that things couldn't get any worse!!!!!
  56. Congratulations Gaz on 25000 posts
  57. Just watch this :)
  58. Really awful adverts programme
  59. What ever happened to Toyota and its 'unintended' - pah! - acceleration
  60. Words that you can't believe exist
  61. I'm going to start my own chat thread, right here
  62. Goodbye GT
  63. Talking to animals
  64. Queen, good band or what?
  65. Awesome films
  66. Mental! Stolen Merc smashes through level crossing barriers!
  67. Best browser for an old Dell computer
  68. Bogof
  69. No reply to emails............
  70. Deposit Rights
  71. PAYG Electric Car Hire (As well as MiTos & 500s)
  72. The Game
  73. Smartphones are getting pricey!!
  74. DERV, the desert dweller's fuel of choice...
  75. Instructables. Interesting Web Site.
  76. The Things I saw In Aldi Or Lidl That May Be Useful To Hard Up Alfa Owners Thread
  77. Witty/Funny Replies, Retracted/Not Submitted
  78. Very funny ford focus on eb*y
  79. Fearne Cotton
  80. Justice for the 96.
  81. bacon frazzles
  82. Khan McCloskey fight moved...
  83. The Scarlet Petal and the White
  84. Shackleton
  85. Martina Cole's The Runaway
  86. We've got our own drink!
  87. I am now officially a 'Twit'
  88. Why does my missus switch me off at 7pm every evening?
  89. The Blues and Royals.
  90. Big News In the US...
  91. Osteopaths, I salute you
  92. Ticks - Serious but Important Post
  93. Ripping Vinyl
  94. Daad
  95. I don't get hybrid cars?
  96. Oh, the shame.....
  97. Orange sheep!
  98. Kate Loveridge
  99. Naming a band
  100. Alcoholic Squirrel
  101. Westland Whirlwind Fighter
  102. rsync for Windows
  103. The latest cameras from that Tokyo show.
  104. Do You Still Get Bought Easter Eggs?
  105. MG making a comeback
  106. Coffee machine is broken at work...
  107. The "really rubbish jokes you laugh at....and I won't close the thread" thread
  108. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Ant
  109. Does your poo smell of flowers
  110. If you fancy a bit of Sausage&Mash this week...
  111. Mrs Garnetts Tours
  112. Music which cheered me today.
  113. Vampire Weekend, on a week day !
  114. I've agreed to help the conservative party
  115. Whatever happened to.....
  116. A cautionary tale for Apple computer users
  117. How Munky has acheived 900+ posts so far this month
  118. Who dodged a bullet today...?
  119. What's for lunch today?
  120. And they reckon footballers are overpaid
  121. Help with The Internet
  122. ...an unholy union !
  123. Mobile phone usage
  124. Welcome to your 17K celebration n13roy
  125. The electric fence is up.....................
  126. Sue White
  127. Stella Artois Cidre - WTF?!
  128. Your tax's
  129. Dark matter and what does that mean?
  130. Light Sabre Safety
  131. Time travel is possible
  132. Tess hits 30,000!!!
  133. keithy does 6k
  134. Photobucket
  135. English Language ?
  136. One sentence at a time...
  137. Goodbye GT.....
  138. My worst nightmare, come true!
  139. 2 Cows
  140. Dad turned 70 yesterday !
  141. Learn from my Fail....
  142. The begining of the end?
  143. Ego polishing anyone??
  144. What cars are these in the Pic? What model of Tank?
  145. Lloyds Bank. I never thought I'd say this....
  146. Suffolk coast...
  147. Name this spaceship
  148. He'll never eat all that
  149. The bully returns
  150. Civil Parking Charge Notice . .
  151. Brownie points guaranteed......
  152. Great link
  153. Katy Perry pics!
  154. Free Money Here!!
  155. You don't want to be near that
  156. PC advice required
  157. Organisation Diagramer
  158. Considering cheating the government out of tax revenue.
  159. If you were King or Queen
  160. Sunday Music... I don't think I've posted this before
  161. Hit it with a Hammer
  162. Wells' Waggledance ale
  163. Alfa Courtesy Week
  164. Aarrgghhhhh!!!!!
  165. Sucker Punch
  166. Dutch Shootings
  167. Evil Owl
  168. This has to be the ultimate gadget
  169. I wonder how it feels ...
  170. A question for our chums down-under.
  171. It just dawned on me ...
  172. Should I Proceed With iPhone 4 Purchase...
  173. A message...
  174. Mama Mia
  175. Sidney Lumet has left the building
  176. For Lynn GT
  177. Competition time!
  178. Original Red Alfaowner.com Sticker...
  179. Baby assistance
  180. 'barby'
  181. Booba's new shoes
  182. Murphy goes to Mass.
  183. I feel quite small
  184. This pic is for the AO monkeys/munky :)
  185. Congratulations Jillyflower on your 6K posts
  186. i Phone schmi Phone - beat this!!!
  187. Can this be true???
  188. I'm going to post an old pic - who?
  189. When you look over this this forum ...
  190. Freebie Sticker - help needed
  191. there are so many threads on here
  192. That's what you call a Growler
  193. Iggy pop is Jennifer Anistons dad
  194. The Grand National
  195. Does ET hide to be safe?
  196. Signs of getting old?
  197. Did you know that
  198. Is This 1of1?
  199. Autoglass repair.......
  200. I saw this and erm... ouch?
  201. For Happy Man...
  202. The Ferrari F1 Rollercoaster- Megastructures Series on T.V....
  203. Anyone know anything about Nikon's?
  204. Golf the masters
  205. POETS day
  206. Any DVD studio pro users on here???
  207. Good work coppers ( serious thread)
  208. New European Language
  209. Roadhawk
  210. A very proud Dad again
  211. I know nothing ...
  212. Emergency services
  213. Forms of the Cosmological Argument
  214. budweiser - administered via the bottom
  215. BBC Red Button
  216. The Haunted Thread
  217. Monroe - Giulietta
  218. How the hell?
  219. I'm not sure what's happening...
  220. Clumsy dangerous things you've done
  221. Need new pc speakers.
  222. Anyone want to hear me being a bit of a prat
  223. A goodnights sleep
  224. The shape of things to come?
  225. Windfarms...
  226. Any chance of a refund ?
  227. An Egyptian calls up his Russian pal yesterday evening
  228. Easter Eggs at Tesco
  229. Why can't you get a decent cup of tea in Europe?
  230. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Rayq81
  231. At last!!!
  232. Name the character ... I know, but
  233. creationist cook in 8k post tory rag shocker
  234. chelsea - united
  235. Havant - restaurant recommendations
  236. And you thought Banker bonuses were taking the **** ...!!
  237. Unbelievable Tekkers!
  238. Good news ... it's coming back !!!
  239. Nice weather ahead
  240. Super hot chilli (funny story)
  241. Online banking card reader Q
  242. ZZ Top ...
  243. The AO Island
  244. Things dont seem to be getting better do they?
  245. Stealing daffs
  246. Aldi
  247. Alternative Vote
  248. Are "greenies" that nuts - I don't think so
  249. There is place called Lyndhurst in the New forest
  250. Elbow
  251. Bitish Gas conspiracy
  252. Everyone who ever felt tired and ill
  253. Adverts can be worthwhile
  254. Crikey
  255. Filthy Cities
  256. I Believe I Spell Better When Typing Than When Writing Freehand
  257. I bought a pushbike.....
  258. I took Tess' advice.....
  259. dead microwave
  260. How many apps is too many?
  261. Is it inappropriate?
  262. Wealth Shame
  263. It doesn't take long.....
  264. Personal momentos you have hung on to that should of been dumped. of.
  265. Message Your Partner Here Because For Some Reason You Can't Do It IRL
  266. Spam text message fro 07591 298357
  267. Hot Tub Time Machine
  268. What song is stuck ...
  269. Corporal Punishment on 4 last evening.
  270. Paying to use the Tip?
  271. Happy Birthday Mark Alfa
  272. scrounging off benefits
  273. Camping in hot climates
  274. You're worth it ... c'mon boys
  275. Now that's classy
  276. evolution... how on earth
  277. WOTs Self Indulgent Thread
  278. Volunteers or Trainees?
  279. Stir Fry Recipies
  280. Three Men
  281. Why I change my antivirus
  282. This news just in...
  283. I am not a number!
  284. Why It's Good To Be A Diva!
  285. Printer Ink ... original or generic?
  286. Latest excel question!
  287. Has anyone got a marquee?
  288. Tortoise
  289. I find it difficult to comprehend the evil....
  290. 2x1m ish AR Forecourt flags
  291. A little head.....???
  292. Congratulations Morgan on 10,000 posts!
  293. Round 2: top gear VS tesla
  294. The Bucket List
  295. The runner ....
  296. How's your day going?
  297. Welcome back old friend
  298. His first words
  299. Nighthawks
  300. Why you should never go on a blind date with a man with a Ferrari...
  301. Almost a thousand posts
  302. I'm dead proud, me.
  303. I just caught a friend of mine making pentagrams with probiotic yogurt......
  304. Probably another stupid question....
  305. Policeman Killed In Omagh
  306. Martian Joke.............(innofensive to all)
  307. :cry:
  308. I've just been tweased so hard....
  309. Been offered job.
  310. For all the mums on AO....
  311. Manufacturer refurbished cameras.
  312. Flirting on internet
  313. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Selespeed
  314. Welsh joke. (slightly rude!)
  315. Scouse joke ! (contains expletive)
  316. team game.
  317. Women??
  318. Haynes Manuals
  319. Alcohol + Nine Inch Nails = Chronic bad neck
  320. PC monitor
  321. Parental web control
  322. Back to work on Monday
  323. Sat navs - you can't beat a good old fashioned map
  324. over-sensitivity
  325. Goodnight :)
  326. Coffee at the end of a good night on AO
  327. Mothers Day Plans
  328. Opinions please
  329. Burt and ernie gangsta rap
  330. Too much to drink ....
  331. Death of a quality Newspaper
  332. Breaking Bad
  333. Jay W's latest fare
  334. 80's musical shame...
  335. Zulu Ferret has been the doctors
  336. What's in a name ......
  337. Touching gesture
  338. Could you live without this thing?
  339. What amusing signs have you spotted ?
  340. Friday night tipple ... who's having what ...?
  341. New series of Fifth Gear on Ch 5 now
  342. aprils fool, maybe?
  343. Any 'Special Events' of the year you will attend?
  344. silly news headlines
  345. Petrol at 12.9p a litre!
  346. Cheap Flights
  347. Looking silly in public.
  348. A nice WestJet idea
  349. Winamp for android.
  350. Loaf, anyone....
  351. We live in dangerous times!
  352. Just ordered...
  353. The "I'm not a graphic designer or an engineer of any description" thread
  354. Any app developers on here??
  355. No, I love Morgan ...
  356. Gmail Motion
  357. I Do Love Morgan..............
  358. Nice Royal Wedding try
  359. Help! I have been abducted!
  360. BMW Will
  361. Is this Munky?
  362. Crimewatch now officially freaks me out
  363. Nev and Voo a love story
  364. Difficult famous actors quiz
  365. Could do with some help (so pick your brains!)
  366. When you are filling in internet forms
  367. A song from the 70s, but which version? if any "Sideshow"
  368. National Alfa Day
  369. Happy easter!!!
  370. AA Batteries
  371. Air conditioned motoring in armoured plate.
  372. Where did Claire Danes go?
  373. April 1st and foolishness
  374. RIP Eddie Stobart
  375. The new craze is......
  376. Using an external monitor on my macbook pro, any suggestions?
  377. Taking a break at 3k
  378. Graphic designers? Pffft. REAL engineers only in here please
  379. Claire Danes
  380. This made me laugh,
  381. Important information for Dfens...
  382. A spooky tale
  383. Zoom Lens Advice +400mm
  384. Noisy Kitty
  385. Check This 'Anthem' Out...
  386. Does anyone on here think there's a secret to long life
  387. I'm sooooooooooooooooo happy
  388. Air Safety Video, Kiwi Styleeeee.....
  389. Oil firms consider halting North Sea projects after daft new tax.
  390. Be careful
  391. B&Q selling(leasing?) the new Capitalism?
  392. Tools explained
  393. Top Poster Of The Month : March 2011
  394. I Used To Mess About With Time Machines
  395. Tesla V Top Gear
  396. Bridge camera decisions.
  397. Relaxing after servicing 65 Tons of real machinery
  398. Ok so Graphic Designers
  399. Do you believe your car's inboard computer?
  400. I need a good submersible pump..
  401. Do you read....
  402. Advise on sick dog?
  403. Mortgage - What would you do?
  404. Itchy botty' problems?
  405. The moaning and griping thread
  406. train or car?
  407. Let's test it ... will this pic work?
  408. Cant Sleep .......
  409. kev does 8k
  410. Wow
  411. A passage from Leviticus chapter 6 verse 8
  412. Dick
  413. I haven't been able to post pics on here for s bit
  414. Opera browser problems?
  415. British summertime ... it doesn't have to happen
  416. There are some risks worth taking...
  417. Flat intercom help needed!
  418. A House That Looks Like Hitler
  419. Brilliant car prank
  420. iPhone newb questions
  421. New Laptop Recommendations Please
  422. Office Chair for Back Troubles - Any OccHealth on Here?
  423. Everything In Moderation
  424. Kung foo cow
  425. Fond memories of patriotic scooldays and beyond?
  426. Do you ever....
  427. Things you do when you're sleepy.....
  428. How to be a real Alfa owner
  429. Just for SIF
  430. Come Holiday in the Marshall Islands....
  431. Anybody know anything about video cameras?
  432. HMS Ark Royal is being sold online
  433. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Cas
  434. Bet you can't go all day without seeing a cow
  435. Americans outsource own jobs
  436. Mobile email access
  437. Totally Addictive, and Really Funny..!
  438. Hello & Welcome To My 7th Anniversary Of Joining AO Thread
  439. stavros flatley keep fit
  440. Adult, un-PC joke! (And cautionary tale re: tinkering with the NHS!)
  441. Two Jags Calls It How he Sees It...
  442. Brewing your own beer
  443. Russian "Spy" Gets own TV Show...
  444. Forget clairvoyants - get your mind read for free
  445. Confused.com Adverts
  446. A League title comes to Manchester
  447. skip hire
  448. skid pan/car control days
  449. Schrodingers cat
  450. Heads Up
  451. Dont forget to.....
  452. Bet you don't get this with Sky
  453. Pressure Washers - What to buy?
  454. Cleaning teak furniture prior to oiling
  455. That's proper cool that is
  456. Roast Dinner
  457. Personal Awareness
  458. BBC World Service Gone
  459. Marbella bangers 2011
  460. There is law and there is justice - two completely different things
  461. Stupid, stupid clock altering!
  462. the "i have no more beer so I am going to bed" thread
  463. Does anyone on AO work for Fiat Group?
  464. Putting together a stand up routine for May
  465. Rocky three....
  466. Anyone see
  467. Man size tissues
  468. I shouldnt laugh
  469. Carphone wharehouse apathy
  470. Home security
  471. Diction
  472. Australian non presence
  473. Question for Jay W/others - taxi related
  474. So you think age affects your eyesight and co-ordination?
  475. 250,000 demonstrate in London
  476. Mothers day
  477. To use or not to use......
  478. National home building and renovation show 2011
  479. Earth hour
  480. Wifi help, Wireless connections and mobile phones
  481. hmm.. how spiritual are you ???
  482. Ultimate air sickness.
  483. iTunes / music folders question
  484. been to work all day this morning.
  485. Our wonderful roads.
  486. Recommend me an iPhone case
  487. Frank Skinner, Russell Brand
  488. Wales v England
  489. Good Morning Everyone!
  490. Compare these 2 songs
  491. Let's all go back to banging rocks together
  492. The Bert Traumann Story
  493. Bacon sarnies and the cheese that I like
  494. Tomorrow is Saturday....
  495. A question about light ... very odd
  496. Airport Security Improvements
  497. Well, I never learn, do I?
  498. Buying and selling a house
  499. AO Careers Board?
  500. Japan will bounce back...