: Way Off Topic



  1. Buy, Build or Restore?
  2. How productive has your last 30 mins been?
  3. Top Gear Christmas SpecialS..
  4. Bonny Lasses from Duram
  5. Is Banksy Morph?
  6. on the news......spoken as if a scandal
  7. Jingle bells
  8. Who (famously) shares your birthday?
  9. if you can't answer this ...
  10. Just seen this link
  11. lancia busso
  12. Hi & Welcome To Your 1K Post Thread 1of1
  13. i have a dilemma...
  14. Are you having a quick spurt before you go home
  15. woohoo t'internet is back on....
  16. Danny MackAskill in Scotland
  17. New Rules for F1
  18. Touche
  19. Drivers Get Paid to Slow Down
  20. Look Lads..!
  21. Wipe away ya tears.....
  22. Les Dawson ...I defy you not to laugh
  23. The light at the end of the tunnel
  24. Frozen out or just out of sight out of mind?
  25. it's a bit of a shame but do come on...
  26. What's the best Carry On....and why?
  27. Theatre goers
  28. the (latest) attempt at a photo captions quiz
  29. Mistaken Identity
  30. Isn't a fact that
  31. 1.39 days left....
  32. If you had an outy belly button
  33. When using google to research a....
  34. Corrie must be on
  35. Previously Owned Or Viewed Blu-rays/DVDs
  36. Dear santa..........
  37. Too much antifreeze in the vodka !!!!!!
  38. Rash on legs and blisters on fingers
  39. want to send little one or partner a message from santa...
  40. Mega Nerd Overload.... Awesome..!
  41. Croak
  42. Bernie Ecclestone advertises watches
  43. Speed Awareness Course
  44. There are thieves about on cold mornings
  45. Xmas lingerie shopping
  46. Who's gullible?
  47. Bargain
  48. Define Yourself
  49. 2 feet of snow expected tonight....
  50. Old blind cowboy joke
  51. it's not often...
  52. I had a lovely bath tonight....................
  53. Luminox Watches
  54. Older woman
  55. Can any one explain why ...
  56. Scouse fun.
  57. The very very very very long arm of the law
  58. Temptation
  59. Alfa Owner presents a radio show!
  60. Ah, That Reminds Me...
  61. I'm cooking tonight.......
  62. Telfordpete
  63. Addicted to games BBC programme
  64. G'day
  65. John Lennon..let it go
  66. Just won 150!
  67. Damn kids!
  68. Two feet of snow..
  69. The Definition Of Hypocrisy
  70. Weather leading up to Christmas (according to BBC website)
  71. Odd noises
  72. Meet Ozzy....
  73. Well, it had to be done... (Welcome to the official Elf Yourself Thread)
  74. is there a song called called either one of these
  75. What do you get when you cross a Reindeer with a Pickle
  76. The Day John Lennon Died...( T.V Documentary )
  77. Have/Do Any Of You Worn/Wear Coloured Contact Lenses?
  78. Anybody else had a letter from the tax man?
  79. walking round in Womens underware
  80. Got a letter out of the blue yesterday....
  81. Cold but picture perfect
  82. Schools are back open, roads are just about driveable.. but..
  83. Does your TV do this?
  84. Bless You
  85. hypothetically
  86. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Oggy GTA
  87. There is only one way to see how good we are
  88. There is only one way to stay warm
  89. Ant, congratulations on your 37k post!
  90. Congratulations SnowAngel x on your 11K post
  91. Favorite tearjerker songs.
  92. Yum yum
  93. Corra Horra
  94. Not just any old Ginger...
  95. My Dizzy Neighbour..!
  96. Why is stevefrowning
  97. Printer Recommendations Please
  98. grandbaby alert
  99. dSLR Lens for the birdies...
  100. BAZZA!! Is congleton nicknamed..
  101. Belated congrats on your 10k post 73GTVJim
  102. Newcastle Utd sack Chris Hughton
  103. who heard the swear word on radio 4 this morning?
  104. who wants to be keithy's mini me
  105. Competition time at Opie Oils!
  106. Very scary
  107. Can anyone speak italian?
  108. Odd query, but you know me :)
  109. Freddie Mercury......
  110. Woooohooooo!
  111. Youa have to see this
  112. I flippin did it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  113. Is there on AO ??????
  114. Another "pop" at the Tories (and their puppets)
  115. Some of you know about this and have expressed your concern....
  116. The skin of a rice pudding..
  117. One pound ...
  118. It's Sunday.. so I'll push my luck...
  119. Fire on low?
  120. Pheasant! Help!!
  121. Break and Take your heart...
  122. A funny story
  123. Just a hello to......
  124. Christmas present?
  125. Technology -Just look how far its come.
  126. Computer Question.
  127. Early Xmas Pressie
  128. The Fourth Kind - scary!
  129. As Most Apple Products Seem To Be Called iSomething...
  130. Puffed up & proud
  131. Should you bother if they just expect it?
  132. I'm Feeling So Fly
  133. Birmingham German market
  134. Good 4 mile run this morning
  135. ok - so you can have dinner anywhere with anyone..........
  136. When i picked my son up from work ....
  137. Ok, here are the keys to ...
  138. I accepted the invitation
  139. For those about to drink, we salute you!
  140. Heads up chaps
  141. Hi and Welcome to your 2K post thread Rewe
  142. When fastening jeans / skirts....
  143. I love Nigella Lawson
  144. Oh bugger I lost me keys...
  145. Help for Thick Britain
  146. txt spk
  147. Finally replaced the old laptop today
  148. You cant buy table manners like this...
  149. Is this a scam?
  150. Toureg Must Die
  151. my guttering just fell down....
  152. Home Alone, Nature Calls... Do You Bother With The Lock?
  153. You'll always look neat in hat made of.........
  154. What's the difference between 3G and E?
  155. Hi and welcome to your 17 posts Happy Man
  156. Keeping warm this winter
  157. Fight fans
  158. Hi and Welcome to your 37K post thread Gibbo
  159. Just driven down the main road between Chad and Spondon
  160. Hands up who loves this freezing weather
  161. Search for your old car
  162. Replacement iPod Batteries?
  163. Hollywood Smile
  164. The cat's back
  165. best christmas present
  166. Selling a Car in Winter!
  167. Laptop woes! Frustrating!
  168. Name the entertainer
  169. I bought a book today....
  170. What Is Worse: Dead Sticky Threads Or Active Numerous K'th Post Celebration Threads?
  171. Anyone want a smutty poll?
  172. Congratulations on 5k posts, Keithy!
  173. Only a theory ... so don't get a steam on
  174. Does Diva's avatar remind you of anything?
  175. Snowman theft, call 999??
  176. Knee key hole surgery swelling
  177. How long can a car battery last?
  178. Something for next summer
  179. Mark Forums Read - Link broken
  180. Congratulate Morgan166 on his 7000th post
  181. Hi & Welcome To Your 1K Post Thread MatthewB
  182. How low did it go for you
  183. Show me your icicles
  184. Hello Sarah~ and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  185. My 5 years on Alfaowner
  186. 3.30 am
  187. Friday's "Cartoon Caption" conundrum...!
  188. One of the things I've learned
  189. Who is this?
  190. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Crazychick
  191. Is there anything you cant improve
  192. great 80's "electro" music
  193. A plea to the Photoshop able
  194. I've got Facebook and Twitter
  195. Apoloigise
  196. My Centrino Intel Sticker Thingy Is Pealing Off The Laptop...
  197. Hi & Welcome To Your 22K Post Thread David P
  198. Hi & Welcome To Your 3K Post Thread SCSC
  199. Hi & Welcome To Your 26K Post Thread Paintergirl
  200. Dogs in the snow
  201. I can't believe it. Really - shaking my head.
  202. Correct response to a co-workers poor driving?
  203. UK alert: free book giveaway
  204. Thought it was....
  205. Snow Before Christmas - My Theory.
  206. If you could ask Santa for one addition to your Alfa, what would it be?
  207. Motoring pearls of (not so) wisdom
  208. Footy world cup 2018
  209. Guinness Draught In Cans
  210. Went sledging last night...
  211. Where is the AO snow?
  212. DVLA delays?
  213. The Irresistibility ratio.
  214. Woo-hoo, my luck seems to be changing.
  215. Does anyone on here play Civilisation?
  216. Check your water pipes!
  217. I don't know why...
  218. I've been so wrong but right
  219. When do you put yours up?
  220. Don't you just love a cheeky cat..?
  221. Panasonic Lumix TZ10
  222. Christmassy enough for you?
  223. Penguins on street corners shocker !!!!!!!!!!
  224. A cheesy ending
  225. George Matthews
  226. Plug in heater
  227. Cranial osteopathy
  228. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread MyMito10
  229. Is Man City to blame for petrol prices?
  230. so sodding cold in the office..
  231. God bothered on the train
  232. So.. who made it into work today ...
  233. What will happen if I.....
  234. I have MAHOOSIVE
  235. To all who have dodgy heaters
  236. Have you opened the door and nibbled on the treat inside?
  237. Merry Christmas to all...
  238. Mr T
  239. Well done and congratulations Roeburndale on reching 4K posts
  240. Virgin Broadband Customer Services
  241. Top Poster Of The Month : November 2010
  242. For Sale:- Gaggia Classic Coffee Machine
  243. my first paid day off...
  244. Your Favourite HM pics?
  245. Post your pussy....
  246. Perfume / Aftershave advertising....
  247. The worst of the worst
  248. There is a phrase I like
  249. Race of champions
  250. If You Are Feeling Stressed
  251. Noooooooooo!!!!!
  252. How cold is your kitchen??
  253. Wikileaks.... opinions
  254. Just repaired a laptop using a hand drier
  255. Revisiting Old Games
  256. Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?
  257. Ideal Christmas Gifts
  258. Draw your own conclusion
  259. "The Translator" humbled in El Clasico
  260. Thankyou
  261. How do you keep warm now
  262. Secret Santa
  263. I can't be any more honest than this
  264. Alfaowner fleeces....
  265. Twitter and facebook
  266. Freezing pipes . you need to believe this
  267. Your most expensive meal out ?
  268. Monday
  269. I've just been served by Nicola Roberts...
  270. Restrepo, Nat Geo HD, 9pm tonight.
  271. What on earth is....
  272. R.I.P Leslie Nielsen
  273. Download 2011
  274. White Christmas anyone?
  275. Ok guys ...
  276. Just how brilliant was...? 70's/80's toys
  277. Central heating
  278. Congratulations Bradders, 30,000 posts.
  279. Jawdee Lasses Oot On Tha Toon
  280. New socks
  281. Another thing SpiderMonkey did not know.....
  282. Sandwich combinations
  283. Petrolhead/motorsport videos....
  284. Morgan, you are a numpty!
  285. C'mon son
  286. Mutant Venus Fly Trap
  287. Don't Call Me Shirley
  288. This is not a sock thread.
  289. Lack of snow
  290. Wiki Leaks
  291. Alternatives to center parcs?
  292. Homeless is where the heart is
  293. If There Was Private "Mod WOT" Lounge-What Kind Of Threads/Material Would It Contain?
  294. MOT failure for cars with tuning mods/remaps
  295. Tomorrows Plan
  296. Divadiva hits 2000 posts!!
  297. Ellie Goulding - Your Song
  298. I've just finished oiling the furniture
  299. The Bear Cave
  300. All hope is not lost
  301. woohooo!!
  302. So who is having what?
  303. Working on a sunday !!!
  304. Hello Forshawman and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  305. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
  306. Well i got my first Android.
  307. Beatles - i tunes
  308. cos I didn't really go out today.....
  309. Sports Direct
  310. Hi & Welcome To Your 20K Post Thread Steveisfrowning
  311. Come back Happy Man!
  312. Poor birdie
  313. Is it my hearing?
  314. Congratulations on 8K posts HSTDriver
  315. Whats the longest youve had to wait for....
  316. "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in th
  317. Congratulations on 14K posts GhostyDog
  318. how did United get on today?
  319. In Bruges
  320. The Moz
  321. Tinitis, do you ...
  322. Wireless Help
  323. Is it too early to put ...
  324. Call of Duty - Nazi Zombies - does anyone play?
  325. Woody
  326. Am really going to buck the trend now
  327. Hello Firecracker and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  328. self-delete button
  329. Who owns Alfaowner.com?
  330. Is it possible to be super cute
  331. For a metalhead....
  332. Shark Ridden Waters
  333. What Happened To Happy Man?
  334. 40% of teeth area is....
  335. What was that song by "The Streets"
  336. I's not very often I make much a statement
  337. Anyway a xmas avatar is up to me and all that
  338. Holy Mankini
  339. Chucked out of the Pub
  340. Wasps
  341. Stop blowing smoke up my ****
  342. I hereby vow never to buy an electric car!!
  343. Congratulations to AO on reaching 75,000 Members
  344. Great opening lines
  345. Where's the Mayonnaise?
  346. Flamingo flamingos
  347. Alcohol effect
  348. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
  349. whats the deal with bmw?
  350. The beginning of privatisation in the NHS
  351. Bootiful
  352. Why can't we favour British companies?
  353. The "Far-out it's FRIDAY" funnies thread.
  354. 'She is the Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle aged women'
  355. music - most significant artist of the past 10 years?
  356. How to correctly advertise on ebay. Look and learn.
  357. Thermostatic valve wars
  358. What's the point in being a grump
  359. Vic and Bob doing Masterchef again
  360. Poor to breed more?
  361. Looking a decent quality watch for the wife - anyone help?
  362. ibari toolbar removal
  363. Middle names......
  364. Help advice needed.
  365. Spam - by telephone?
  366. Happy Birthday One Double Six
  367. Philip Lawrence killer arrested for robbery
  368. Vertical Pier Plan
  369. 8C Trashed and vandalised(contains graphic images)
  370. Anti-Rant: Bank Customer Service...
  371. Xmas Avatars
  372. Job required
  373. I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!
  374. The Ashes 2010 / 2011
  375. Last Harriers Leave Ark Royal
  376. Snow is falling
  377. Walking down Hospital corridors
  378. Does your job leave you mentally exhausted
  379. Apparently, the people of Afghanistan.....
  380. Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs.
  381. Cashback scam warning.
  382. Come to life.....
  383. I've Just Bought A 25 Litre Drum Of Tippex
  384. I've Finished
  385. Love the Beast
  386. Tonight we shall be ..
  387. Freeloading students at it again
  388. In traffic this morning ...
  389. Sick Fish
  390. HDMI Cable Is Dead
  391. I want my old name back!
  392. Camera Advice?
  393. Portable TV/DVR techy question....
  394. Recommend...
  395. Recommend me....
  396. Recommend me a phone
  397. Tea Party = Rupert Murdoch
  398. Thought for the day
  399. Toyota yaris EM light... Dodgy garage ?
  400. Hi & Welcome To Your 10th Anniversary Thread AO
  401. recommend me a mouse
  402. Blinking heck!
  403. BT free wifi... YOUR free wifi.
  404. Bloody swear filter
  405. Naughty advertising trick
  406. Bank Holiday Friday ...
  407. 36 years......
  408. WARNING: Scammers at it again
  409. Laptop Matt - I need your advice
  410. Kirby's Epic Yarn
  411. Anyone fancy confit de canard?
  412. Fatherly Advice...
  413. DIY iPhone screen replacement
  414. DJ Overdose - Old Skool Hardcore - November 2010
  415. Early birds.
  416. Quote's for...the 'Day'!
  417. Riot Dog
  418. Elvis Classics
  419. Have Any Of You Men Ever Had/Have A Manicure Or Pedicure?
  420. Whats that song?
  421. Irish Bailout
  422. Bone Crackers
  423. Loans
  424. Peanut butter.
  425. Dog Licking
  426. Your favourite TV ads?
  427. Qantas Gripe Sheet
  428. Do you get dry, scrapy elbows?
  429. Chelsea - Ancelotti not in control by own admission
  430. AO Panto 2010
  431. Happy Birthday Mr. Happy Man
  432. Happy Birthday Mokicat
  433. So who is going for AO Club Member No.1400
  434. Look after your computer!
  435. I NEED One Of These
  436. I'd just like to point out..
  437. Are you famous?
  438. Moral Question
  439. have you ever had a nice chat with a famous person?
  440. Nice wee extension
  441. What a load of cobblers.
  442. Vanity plates
  443. What salary should I ask for?
  444. I hadn't realised how long it had got!
  445. Your most memorable hat-tricks
  446. ever been out with anyone "famous"?
  447. rainy sundays
  448. Fire Bombs
  449. Pope ok with blobs
  450. holidays 2011
  451. HM's Kitchen Clinic
  452. Kate Bush - This Woman's Work
  453. Farmers muck splashed all over my wife's chest!
  454. Is She-Ra dyeing his "hair"?
  455. Toblerone....
  456. Mastermind
  457. Fishy smells
  458. Are watching the same programme?
  459. One for the ladies... and anybody else really
  460. How to reunite the Beatles?
  461. Bad dog
  462. Well I never knew that
  463. I do apologise if anyone on here is called Denise
  464. Popcorn
  465. Thank you
  466. When you're young ....
  467. Am i loosing my marbles
  468. Televisions: How Big, How Old, What Brand & Which Format
  469. Danny MacAskill - 'Way Back Home' - New Street Trials Riding Short Film
  470. Effeminate mens voices
  471. Retro Racing Jacket
  472. Lie to me
  473. Music from the web.
  474. A good stew, now winter's here
  475. A joke, but firstly are any of you old enough
  476. Okay, I'll Start This One: Where Is The Donkey? AKA V6Hughes?
  477. People of a certain age
  478. Before we go to bed ...
  479. a technical question but about videos
  480. southpark
  481. anyone fancy a pint?
  482. What cartoon character would you be?
  483. what would you want your kids to remember you for?
  484. What cartoon character would you like to be?
  485. Rev
  486. Why aren't things called what they actually are?
  487. NES Memories...
  488. Am going to pre-empt you all this year
  489. Children in need 2010
  490. Abandon Ship!
  491. what animal would you be?
  492. The NOOOOOOOW Show...!!
  493. A general treasures found on the internetz thread
  494. 3's
  495. Learning to read...
  496. They think it's all over....
  497. C64 Memories...
  498. The What Would Happen If? Thread
  499. Great Football Chants
  500. kelvin mckenzie