: Way Off Topic



  1. Have/Do Any Of You Worn/Wear Coloured Contact Lenses?
  2. Anybody else had a letter from the tax man?
  3. walking round in Womens underware
  4. Got a letter out of the blue yesterday....
  5. Cold but picture perfect
  6. Schools are back open, roads are just about driveable.. but..
  7. Does your TV do this?
  8. Bless You
  9. hypothetically
  10. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Oggy GTA
  11. There is only one way to see how good we are
  12. There is only one way to stay warm
  13. Ant, congratulations on your 37k post!
  14. Congratulations SnowAngel x on your 11K post
  15. Favorite tearjerker songs.
  16. Yum yum
  17. Corra Horra
  18. Not just any old Ginger...
  19. My Dizzy Neighbour..!
  20. Why is stevefrowning
  21. Printer Recommendations Please
  22. grandbaby alert
  23. dSLR Lens for the birdies...
  24. BAZZA!! Is congleton nicknamed..
  25. Belated congrats on your 10k post 73GTVJim
  26. Newcastle Utd sack Chris Hughton
  27. who heard the swear word on radio 4 this morning?
  28. who wants to be keithy's mini me
  29. Competition time at Opie Oils!
  30. Very scary
  31. Can anyone speak italian?
  32. Odd query, but you know me :)
  33. Freddie Mercury......
  34. Woooohooooo!
  35. Youa have to see this
  36. I flippin did it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  37. Is there on AO ??????
  38. Another "pop" at the Tories (and their puppets)
  39. Some of you know about this and have expressed your concern....
  40. The skin of a rice pudding..
  41. One pound ...
  42. It's Sunday.. so I'll push my luck...
  43. Fire on low?
  44. Pheasant! Help!!
  45. Break and Take your heart...
  46. A funny story
  47. Just a hello to......
  48. Christmas present?
  49. Technology -Just look how far its come.
  50. Computer Question.
  51. Early Xmas Pressie
  52. The Fourth Kind - scary!
  53. As Most Apple Products Seem To Be Called iSomething...
  54. Puffed up & proud
  55. Should you bother if they just expect it?
  56. I'm Feeling So Fly
  57. Birmingham German market
  58. Good 4 mile run this morning
  59. ok - so you can have dinner anywhere with anyone..........
  60. When i picked my son up from work ....
  61. Ok, here are the keys to ...
  62. I accepted the invitation
  63. For those about to drink, we salute you!
  64. Heads up chaps
  65. Hi and Welcome to your 2K post thread Rewe
  66. When fastening jeans / skirts....
  67. I love Nigella Lawson
  68. Oh bugger I lost me keys...
  69. Help for Thick Britain
  70. txt spk
  71. Finally replaced the old laptop today
  72. You cant buy table manners like this...
  73. Is this a scam?
  74. Toureg Must Die
  75. my guttering just fell down....
  76. Home Alone, Nature Calls... Do You Bother With The Lock?
  77. You'll always look neat in hat made of.........
  78. What's the difference between 3G and E?
  79. Hi and welcome to your 17 posts Happy Man
  80. Keeping warm this winter
  81. Fight fans
  82. Hi and Welcome to your 37K post thread Gibbo
  83. Just driven down the main road between Chad and Spondon
  84. Hands up who loves this freezing weather
  85. Search for your old car
  86. Replacement iPod Batteries?
  87. Hollywood Smile
  88. The cat's back
  89. best christmas present
  90. Selling a Car in Winter!
  91. Laptop woes! Frustrating!
  92. Name the entertainer
  93. I bought a book today....
  94. What Is Worse: Dead Sticky Threads Or Active Numerous K'th Post Celebration Threads?
  95. Anyone want a smutty poll?
  96. Congratulations on 5k posts, Keithy!
  97. Only a theory ... so don't get a steam on
  98. Does Diva's avatar remind you of anything?
  99. Snowman theft, call 999??
  100. Knee key hole surgery swelling
  101. How long can a car battery last?
  102. Something for next summer
  103. Mark Forums Read - Link broken
  104. Congratulate Morgan166 on his 7000th post
  105. Hi & Welcome To Your 1K Post Thread MatthewB
  106. How low did it go for you
  107. Show me your icicles
  108. Hello Sarah~ and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  109. My 5 years on Alfaowner
  110. 3.30 am
  111. Friday's "Cartoon Caption" conundrum...!
  112. One of the things I've learned
  113. Who is this?
  114. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Crazychick
  115. Is there anything you cant improve
  116. great 80's "electro" music
  117. A plea to the Photoshop able
  118. I've got Facebook and Twitter
  119. Apoloigise
  120. My Centrino Intel Sticker Thingy Is Pealing Off The Laptop...
  121. Hi & Welcome To Your 22K Post Thread David P
  122. Hi & Welcome To Your 3K Post Thread SCSC
  123. Hi & Welcome To Your 26K Post Thread Paintergirl
  124. Dogs in the snow
  125. I can't believe it. Really - shaking my head.
  126. Correct response to a co-workers poor driving?
  127. UK alert: free book giveaway
  128. Thought it was....
  129. Snow Before Christmas - My Theory.
  130. If you could ask Santa for one addition to your Alfa, what would it be?
  131. Motoring pearls of (not so) wisdom
  132. Footy world cup 2018
  133. Guinness Draught In Cans
  134. Went sledging last night...
  135. Where is the AO snow?
  136. DVLA delays?
  137. The Irresistibility ratio.
  138. Woo-hoo, my luck seems to be changing.
  139. Does anyone on here play Civilisation?
  140. Check your water pipes!
  141. I don't know why...
  142. I've been so wrong but right
  143. When do you put yours up?
  144. Don't you just love a cheeky cat..?
  145. Panasonic Lumix TZ10
  146. Christmassy enough for you?
  147. Penguins on street corners shocker !!!!!!!!!!
  148. A cheesy ending
  149. George Matthews
  150. Plug in heater
  151. Cranial osteopathy
  152. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread MyMito10
  153. Is Man City to blame for petrol prices?
  154. so sodding cold in the office..
  155. God bothered on the train
  156. So.. who made it into work today ...
  157. What will happen if I.....
  158. I have MAHOOSIVE
  159. To all who have dodgy heaters
  160. Have you opened the door and nibbled on the treat inside?
  161. Merry Christmas to all...
  162. Mr T
  163. Well done and congratulations Roeburndale on reching 4K posts
  164. Virgin Broadband Customer Services
  165. Top Poster Of The Month : November 2010
  166. For Sale:- Gaggia Classic Coffee Machine
  167. my first paid day off...
  168. Your Favourite HM pics?
  169. Post your pussy....
  170. Perfume / Aftershave advertising....
  171. The worst of the worst
  172. There is a phrase I like
  173. Race of champions
  174. If You Are Feeling Stressed
  175. Noooooooooo!!!!!
  176. How cold is your kitchen??
  177. Wikileaks.... opinions
  178. Just repaired a laptop using a hand drier
  179. Revisiting Old Games
  180. Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?
  181. Ideal Christmas Gifts
  182. Draw your own conclusion
  183. "The Translator" humbled in El Clasico
  184. Thankyou
  185. How do you keep warm now
  186. Secret Santa
  187. I can't be any more honest than this
  188. Alfaowner fleeces....
  189. Twitter and facebook
  190. Freezing pipes . you need to believe this
  191. Your most expensive meal out ?
  192. Monday
  193. I've just been served by Nicola Roberts...
  194. Restrepo, Nat Geo HD, 9pm tonight.
  195. What on earth is....
  196. R.I.P Leslie Nielsen
  197. Download 2011
  198. White Christmas anyone?
  199. Ok guys ...
  200. Just how brilliant was...? 70's/80's toys
  201. Central heating
  202. Congratulations Bradders, 30,000 posts.
  203. Jawdee Lasses Oot On Tha Toon
  204. New socks
  205. Another thing SpiderMonkey did not know.....
  206. Sandwich combinations
  207. Petrolhead/motorsport videos....
  208. Morgan, you are a numpty!
  209. C'mon son
  210. Mutant Venus Fly Trap
  211. Don't Call Me Shirley
  212. This is not a sock thread.
  213. Lack of snow
  214. Wiki Leaks
  215. Alternatives to center parcs?
  216. Homeless is where the heart is
  217. If There Was Private "Mod WOT" Lounge-What Kind Of Threads/Material Would It Contain?
  218. MOT failure for cars with tuning mods/remaps
  219. Tomorrows Plan
  220. Divadiva hits 2000 posts!!
  221. Ellie Goulding - Your Song
  222. I've just finished oiling the furniture
  223. The Bear Cave
  224. All hope is not lost
  225. woohooo!!
  226. So who is having what?
  227. Working on a sunday !!!
  228. Hello Forshawman and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  229. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
  230. Well i got my first Android.
  231. Beatles - i tunes
  232. cos I didn't really go out today.....
  233. Sports Direct
  234. Hi & Welcome To Your 20K Post Thread Steveisfrowning
  235. Come back Happy Man!
  236. Poor birdie
  237. Is it my hearing?
  238. Congratulations on 8K posts HSTDriver
  239. Whats the longest youve had to wait for....
  240. "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in th
  241. Congratulations on 14K posts GhostyDog
  242. how did United get on today?
  243. In Bruges
  244. The Moz
  245. Tinitis, do you ...
  246. Wireless Help
  247. Is it too early to put ...
  248. Call of Duty - Nazi Zombies - does anyone play?
  249. Woody
  250. Am really going to buck the trend now
  251. Hello Firecracker and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  252. self-delete button
  253. Who owns Alfaowner.com?
  254. Is it possible to be super cute
  255. For a metalhead....
  256. Shark Ridden Waters
  257. What Happened To Happy Man?
  258. 40% of teeth area is....
  259. What was that song by "The Streets"
  260. I's not very often I make much a statement
  261. Anyway a xmas avatar is up to me and all that
  262. Holy Mankini
  263. Chucked out of the Pub
  264. Wasps
  265. Stop blowing smoke up my ****
  266. I hereby vow never to buy an electric car!!
  267. Congratulations to AO on reaching 75,000 Members
  268. Great opening lines
  269. Where's the Mayonnaise?
  270. Flamingo flamingos
  271. Alcohol effect
  272. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
  273. whats the deal with bmw?
  274. The beginning of privatisation in the NHS
  275. Bootiful
  276. Why can't we favour British companies?
  277. The "Far-out it's FRIDAY" funnies thread.
  278. 'She is the Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle aged women'
  279. music - most significant artist of the past 10 years?
  280. How to correctly advertise on ebay. Look and learn.
  281. Thermostatic valve wars
  282. What's the point in being a grump
  283. Vic and Bob doing Masterchef again
  284. Poor to breed more?
  285. Looking a decent quality watch for the wife - anyone help?
  286. ibari toolbar removal
  287. Middle names......
  288. Help advice needed.
  289. Spam - by telephone?
  290. Happy Birthday One Double Six
  291. Philip Lawrence killer arrested for robbery
  292. Vertical Pier Plan
  293. 8C Trashed and vandalised(contains graphic images)
  294. Anti-Rant: Bank Customer Service...
  295. Xmas Avatars
  296. Job required
  297. I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!
  298. The Ashes 2010 / 2011
  299. Last Harriers Leave Ark Royal
  300. Snow is falling
  301. Walking down Hospital corridors
  302. Does your job leave you mentally exhausted
  303. Apparently, the people of Afghanistan.....
  304. Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs.
  305. Cashback scam warning.
  306. Come to life.....
  307. I've Just Bought A 25 Litre Drum Of Tippex
  308. I've Finished
  309. Love the Beast
  310. Tonight we shall be ..
  311. Freeloading students at it again
  312. In traffic this morning ...
  313. Sick Fish
  314. HDMI Cable Is Dead
  315. I want my old name back!
  316. Camera Advice?
  317. Portable TV/DVR techy question....
  318. Recommend...
  319. Recommend me....
  320. Recommend me a phone
  321. Tea Party = Rupert Murdoch
  322. Thought for the day
  323. Toyota yaris EM light... Dodgy garage ?
  324. Hi & Welcome To Your 10th Anniversary Thread AO
  325. recommend me a mouse
  326. Blinking heck!
  327. BT free wifi... YOUR free wifi.
  328. Bloody swear filter
  329. Naughty advertising trick
  330. Bank Holiday Friday ...
  331. 36 years......
  332. WARNING: Scammers at it again
  333. Laptop Matt - I need your advice
  334. Kirby's Epic Yarn
  335. Anyone fancy confit de canard?
  336. Fatherly Advice...
  337. DIY iPhone screen replacement
  338. DJ Overdose - Old Skool Hardcore - November 2010
  339. Early birds.
  340. Quote's for...the 'Day'!
  341. Riot Dog
  342. Elvis Classics
  343. Have Any Of You Men Ever Had/Have A Manicure Or Pedicure?
  344. Whats that song?
  345. Irish Bailout
  346. Bone Crackers
  347. Loans
  348. Peanut butter.
  349. Dog Licking
  350. Your favourite TV ads?
  351. Qantas Gripe Sheet
  352. Do you get dry, scrapy elbows?
  353. Chelsea - Ancelotti not in control by own admission
  354. AO Panto 2010
  355. Happy Birthday Mr. Happy Man
  356. Happy Birthday Mokicat
  357. So who is going for AO Club Member No.1400
  358. Look after your computer!
  359. I NEED One Of These
  360. I'd just like to point out..
  361. Are you famous?
  362. Moral Question
  363. have you ever had a nice chat with a famous person?
  364. Nice wee extension
  365. What a load of cobblers.
  366. Vanity plates
  367. What salary should I ask for?
  368. I hadn't realised how long it had got!
  369. Your most memorable hat-tricks
  370. ever been out with anyone "famous"?
  371. rainy sundays
  372. Fire Bombs
  373. Pope ok with blobs
  374. holidays 2011
  375. HM's Kitchen Clinic
  376. Kate Bush - This Woman's Work
  377. Farmers muck splashed all over my wife's chest!
  378. Is She-Ra dyeing his "hair"?
  379. Toblerone....
  380. Mastermind
  381. Fishy smells
  382. Are watching the same programme?
  383. One for the ladies... and anybody else really
  384. How to reunite the Beatles?
  385. Bad dog
  386. Well I never knew that
  387. I do apologise if anyone on here is called Denise
  388. Popcorn
  389. Thank you
  390. When you're young ....
  391. Am i loosing my marbles
  392. Televisions: How Big, How Old, What Brand & Which Format
  393. Danny MacAskill - 'Way Back Home' - New Street Trials Riding Short Film
  394. Effeminate mens voices
  395. Retro Racing Jacket
  396. Lie to me
  397. Music from the web.
  398. A good stew, now winter's here
  399. A joke, but firstly are any of you old enough
  400. Okay, I'll Start This One: Where Is The Donkey? AKA V6Hughes?
  401. People of a certain age
  402. Before we go to bed ...
  403. a technical question but about videos
  404. southpark
  405. anyone fancy a pint?
  406. What cartoon character would you be?
  407. what would you want your kids to remember you for?
  408. What cartoon character would you like to be?
  409. Rev
  410. Why aren't things called what they actually are?
  411. NES Memories...
  412. Am going to pre-empt you all this year
  413. Children in need 2010
  414. Abandon Ship!
  415. what animal would you be?
  416. The NOOOOOOOW Show...!!
  417. A general treasures found on the internetz thread
  418. 3's
  419. Learning to read...
  420. They think it's all over....
  421. C64 Memories...
  422. The What Would Happen If? Thread
  423. Great Football Chants
  424. kelvin mckenzie
  425. How many times a night do you...
  426. Alfa has a new Ad Agency
  427. My 10yr old some came in the other day..
  428. Too many cars
  429. Cool hand Dick
  430. Thought I'd share...
  431. Fun link
  432. Do You Bin Your Spent Batteries Or Do The Right Thing?
  433. The bigger man
  434. I suppose when companies fold...
  435. Should I do something
  436. On Radio2 about an ...
  437. This call may be recorded...
  438. the definitive saddo
  439. Just thought I'd share...
  440. Help - viewing laptop on the TV
  441. Edwardian Farm, anyone?
  442. 30 odd years ago........
  443. Beyonce - perfume ad banned until after 7:30pm
  444. So, apparantly ...
  445. Black Grape
  446. Hello Gaz, and welcome to your 21k thread
  447. Piranha? Sharks? pfffft
  448. Be prepared ... within the next few weeks
  449. Journalism today
  450. Got trouble with me shaft ....
  451. Driving tracks & moments of panic
  452. Jane Austin's ...
  453. Catherine you total spanner.........
  454. My Labrador hunts, catches, plays with, then EATS......
  455. England - not remotely bothered that they are losing
  456. Add on sound systems for TVs
  457. Mobile Phones - PAYG vs Contract
  458. Smashed mirror on the way home
  459. Anjhena Hits 12,000 Posts
  460. Cool pic of Italy from space...
  461. Coming across grumpy today
  462. Mole hangers, I need to know why??? squeamish alert
  463. Any CIOB on AO
  464. What sort of interwebz person are you
  465. Anyone for a Hare Cut?
  466. Pointless car innovations and inventions
  467. The royal wedding... Again
  468. Royal wedding and the Daily Mail
  469. New company car next week
  470. Mr PG is at a classic car auction...
  471. Told you all they were dangerous
  472. Nosebleeds
  473. Waiting for the rain
  474. Save Our Forests
  475. The scent of desperation....(part one)
  476. Lets bury some bad news
  477. Doxa watches anyone?
  478. Afghanistan
  479. Guilty Secret
  480. you wil see me on here
  481. Limoncello
  482. ******s
  483. Particle Physics get me so excited
  484. Danny Alexander - "Frankly, I've nothing better to do with my time"
  485. Vince Cable - "Frankly, I've nothing better to do with my time"
  486. Wheeler Dealers
  487. Royal wedding
  488. Loafing around....
  489. iP4honists, feeling left out of the 3D fad....?
  490. Today Is A Good Day To........
  491. My journey to work
  492. James May goes to the edge of space
  493. is there possible compensation
  494. Good pictures ...
  495. Sacks....
  496. Coppers - C4
  497. Films you've promised youself you will never, ever watch...
  498. Alfa Romeo In SatNav Test On The Gadget Show- NOW!
  499. Played a round of Golf today...
  500. Lighten up.