: Way Off Topic



  1. Carlsberg's Great Escape ad
  2. wayne-dear lost his job with the coastguard
  3. Things for sale?
  4. The Flying Scotsman-A Rail Romance-BBC 2 Documentary......
  5. Anyone on here good with contract law?
  6. The Incredible Mr Goodwin
  7. Smokers/ex-smokers
  8. AO Exercise Thread!
  9. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread 1of1
  10. What 2-week old things in your frodge would you refuse to eat?
  11. 100th Idiot hits 4K !
  12. Tickly coughs and sore throats
  13. sorry if this is not off topic enough......
  14. I've been reading a lot about that Olympic games malarkey.
  15. Batman Is real!!
  16. If you were arranging a team event..........
  17. tickets in cardiff for In This Moment and Halestorm
  18. Understated bravery
  19. In the Garden, With Anjenha
  20. F1 Holiday Packages
  21. Will I be in trouble?
  22. What an absolute shambles
  23. Wee Charlie, youngest grandson, and a way to old Gramps!
  24. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night........
  25. how big can crabs get?
  26. Where's Joe1968?
  27. Thanks to autocorrect
  28. Should that Thatcher sculpture
  29. My favourite character in The Jungle Book
  30. I’ve enrolled on a hat making course.
  31. Advice required ... after the weekend wash.
  32. Online gambling
  33. Queen to Remain on Throne For Foreseeable Future
  34. Small talk
  35. Pippa Middleton signs for Waitrose
  36. It's been a tough week
  37. How come no-one
  38. Hi & Welcome To Your 50K Post Thread SIF
  39. How polite can polite get?
  40. 5 Million Posts On AO
  41. English sports....
  42. Guess which one of these I'd
  43. Hi & Welcome To Your BELATED 38K Post Thread Tess
  44. clean up old kettle
  45. Optical illusion in video
  46. Whats happened with Quinn and his songs?
  47. News story especially for Quinn.
  48. I know a 40 year old man, who has never
  49. Good one by Nile Rogers
  50. Another song please?
  51. I just know, that I started the idea of
  52. A combination thread
  53. Mr T on bbc3
  54. What's in a name?
  55. cutting down...
  56. I've accidentally swallowed ......
  57. jumbo.....
  58. I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong.
  59. The wife's back on the warpath again.
  60. We buy any car dot com
  61. Hi & Welcome To Your 38K Post Thread Gaz
  62. Paypal scam alert
  63. Beautiful ode to Glasgow's most famous Architect
  64. Happy St. David's Day
  65. StatBORED's Official Top Poster Of The Month Thread: March 2013
  66. I'm worried someone I know is self harming
  67. I've been away a while...
  68. I've started a new band called 1023mb
  69. A number one or a number two
  70. Dp
  71. Yesterday my old laptop went haywire, how come?
  72. Why is profit ...
  73. Super Supra and family links
  74. Old cars
  75. Good Italy, Bad Italy.
  76. Never mind who ate all the pies
  77. Old fashioned hardware shops
  78. Critique.....version 2
  79. Your opinions?
  80. Women..........................................
  81. My business email, critique please..
  82. Meanwhile in Argentina...
  83. Everso slightly drunk ...
  84. Vinyl record collecting/playing.
  85. Spent so much time today looking at models that wee Charlie said he wants!
  86. Crazy Cat Women
  87. They did go to
  88. Signage error
  89. Last day in my current job
  90. Joe and her phone
  91. Gibbo
  92. No Hope for me now then!
  93. Im in love
  94. Beat The Ancestors
  95. Bored in Helsinki :(
  96. Dakar Rally Interesting
  97. Thanks for The Office HM.
  98. New office for Mr Ferret
  99. Ocd
  100. Silly bint on eBay
  101. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread NineOneSix
  102. Homemade Pakora
  103. Men.................................
  104. Alfa's on topgear
  105. Home Made Cake
  106. Morgan Freeman
  107. Banksy auction off
  108. I want a R/C car again
  109. what was the first...
  110. Cats
  111. RIP Bob Godfrey
  112. Inspired by the Japan killing thread
  113. RIP Howard Strawford
  114. Speed sensing 'warning Slow Down' signs
  115. Have you seen the price of helium balloons?
  116. Yoghurt Adverts..!!
  117. buying a car without v5
  118. Hmmmm Tasty
  119. Genuine but unfortunate names.
  120. Nobody knows who really came up with Punk rock, but ...
  121. What could you spend £14K on?
  122. Anyone?
  123. Two sailors were sitting in a bar
  124. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Fast Frank
  125. A she-he
  126. The thread of Shant
  127. One for the kittehs
  128. Oh the times they are a changin.
  129. Let him go
  130. Stuck in traffic
  131. Watching a bad film
  132. Anyone old hat enough during this extended cold spell blanked their rad off a little?
  133. I just hope i dont accidentally delete my account when i use my phone
  134. Japan. killing in the name of.......
  135. DJ Overdose - Hardcore Breaks - February 2013
  136. Daytime porn
  137. Not sure what to do, Child on way :(
  138. Royal National Lifeboat Institution
  139. There's always something
  140. Do you suffer from a Dirty Laptop Screen
  141. I just love the fact that products like this ..
  142. Can anyonone tell me what the song is?
  143. Hi & Welcome To Your 18K Post Thread Joe
  144. Do you like a big one? World record picture
  145. Unknown bands
  146. Are we becoming a nation of idiots ?
  147. When you insert a smiley
  148. Brit Awards
  149. Senior moments
  150. I don't gey why You tube gives me the wrong song
  151. Stag do in France - AO help needed
  152. At wits end with 24yr old son .....
  153. Pedigree Chum With Beef .....I Wonder?
  154. Never give beans to a cat
  155. Carrot for Shant
  156. Why do women sleep odd?
  157. Is that really a law...
  158. SHOCKING - A barn full of historic cars
  159. I hate it when
  160. Top Gear USA
  161. C1 Licence entitlement
  162. When your eyes are bigger than your..
  163. The 2 Millionth Post In Community Discussions
  164. Have you ever posted a thread
  165. Another day of the week lost!
  166. Did you hear about the boy who swallowed ten quarters?
  167. Whatever happened to
  168. Disposing of the body.
  169. Question that I ought to know the answer to, but I don't!
  170. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully....
  171. RIP Richard Briers
  172. I'm thinking of you guys as I sit in the sun
  173. Proving discrimination in the workplace
  174. I was 66Kg's in the summer and now
  175. Have you ever shaved your chest?
  176. If you could give one piece of advice to a middle-aged man....
  177. What was your worst ever Ebay purchase?
  178. Changing the wheel on a moving car
  179. Lewis Hamilton on Top Gear tonight!
  180. Cop vs Nani!
  181. What Did You Do this Weekend Open Invitation
  182. How I lament not getting covered in dirt and grot on a regular basis?
  183. Science and Nature Thread
  184. Easy like Sunday morning
  185. Never buy a
  186. Things you have that are older than Shant
  187. What's the best thing you've won
  188. Viewing cars on dull old Sunday in February?
  189. A smouldering Drama
  190. I still need to know, what is this track?
  191. Parrot Forum
  192. I need to source a battery of a certain manufacture?
  193. This track doesn't last long but it's good
  194. Nearly got nailed to the armco today !
  195. Olympic-size swimming pool
  196. On the forum ...
  197. The Devil's grout
  198. The tools in the tool set you never knew you needed?
  199. Imagine my Delight
  200. The weekend beckons
  201. Shant does it again
  202. How many users are there on AO?
  203. Cycle Lanes.
  204. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
  205. Ferrari 500 F2 pedal car for sale
  206. Round of Golf anyone
  207. Photography / copyright question
  208. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Roswell
  209. 100'a injured by meteor in Russia/Asia
  210. Thread subscriptions....
  211. GC's family portrait
  212. Rehabilitating old farts through the gift of Rap
  213. what's the worst thing you've been bollocked for at work?
  214. Keithyboy
  215. Is kiddy fiddling ...
  216. I was going ...
  217. Billhooks
  218. Bottom burps
  219. What did you do Valentine's day?
  220. Nursing a chubby?
  221. Sciatica is raring up, so I must find some relief shortly.
  222. thread closures - serious question.
  223. The wife just called
  224. What rude place am I thinking of right now? Can you guess?
  225. When I reach 70 (assuming I do), I'm going to start....
  226. What happens when Gaz gets angry?
  227. Been somewhere today and it made me laugh
  228. Urgent request to Giulia Cyprus
  229. A stranger just came to my shop now
  230. A man walks into a doctors office
  231. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
  232. pistorious shooting
  233. Politically incorrect question? - History of AO
  234. Who did that
  235. How long after ...
  236. Hi & Welcome To Your 52K Post Thread Classicgal
  237. Shrove Tuesday Fodder. :inlove:
  238. Happy Man
  239. Foxes
  240. The Today I am mostly listening to thread - Soul Edition
  241. Do you have a secret e-mail account ?
  242. I wonder if it's on CCTV....
  243. Nice to see someone still has a sense of humour
  244. So, the pope has resigned
  245. I've just counted...
  246. I am a horrible person
  247. I'm in a grotty mood this morn'
  248. First Holiday memory
  249. Supper
  250. When did SiF turn Rosso ?
  251. Brazil Carnivals
  252. I realise that food topics are rather boring but
  253. Driving Licences
  254. Any other AO'ers wearing Silhoutte frames?
  255. You never really understand how
  256. All the best, matey.
  257. Driving through Cannock Chase yesterday
  258. Sparks - rare track
  259. I can't sleep
  260. A handy text
  261. Campers! advice wanted!
  262. Happy New Year
  263. The real reason for horse meat becoming cheaper
  264. youtube question please?
  265. I drove past the house where the
  266. If wanted to ask a question of a mod
  267. Viking Dad's question about politicians - another perspective
  268. Got busy with Shazam again...
  269. Political leaders
  270. Test Drive Unlimited 2
  271. Unwelcome visitor
  272. Electrical question
  273. The thread of all horse-related stories, opinions and gags.
  274. Anyone watch Graham Norton tonight?
  275. A cow walks into a bar
  276. Local Bands To You And Songs From Your Youth That Bring Back Memories....
  277. Reg Presley RIP
  278. Napoli cinquecento U-turn fiasco
  279. Is horse meat ...
  280. Pub toilet
  281. Travel Brochure
  282. OAP births
  283. Storm, by Heathetta Nova. I made up the Heathetta bit, though.
  284. A song....
  285. If you buy your supermarket shopping with cash....
  286. I am scum
  287. Is It Pancake Day?
  288. Romantic Music
  289. Frivolous fun
  290. Happy Man
  291. Local 'dialect' and Queen's English
  292. Phrases you don't hear very often
  293. Mr. Bean Laden
  294. Do you rotate your pants?
  295. When you bend over, to pick something up
  296. Who would of Funk it?
  297. Household contributions from wage earning Children
  298. brain doctors
  299. Did AO crash ...
  300. AO and Rebecca Adlington success. So near, yet...
  301. The Cheap & Cheery Lunchtime Place To Eat Thread...
  302. Seriously Though
  303. Dayman
  304. Men, lads, Boys
  305. A customer just came to my shop now
  306. DJ Overdose - 93 Tribute - January 2013
  307. Can you tell my mate has a Land Rover?
  308. Fast & Furious 6 with an Alfa.......
  309. I have a cunning plan
  310. I have just done a Richard III in a car park
  311. Falling over
  312. RIP Cecil Womack
  313. Dancing on the Edge, TV last night?
  314. A Question Of Sexism, Or Not?
  315. Lauren Tate - 15 years old and sounds like this...
  316. I think I need a new job.
  317. Two communists
  318. When will you kick the bucket?
  319. Oi Shant
  320. Would you hang a self portrait...
  321. Observations On Growing Older
  322. Non Smutty Underwear thread
  323. Noooo Please leave it alone
  324. nigella talks dirty
  325. Is HappyMan a...
  326. Vin, The Rock and an Alfa
  327. least respected
  328. How did you meet your wife/husband?
  329. The truth, the whole truth...
  330. Just a song I like......
  331. All I want know is who sings this song?
  332. RIP DadQV
  333. Seven Psychopaths - good film
  334. Fond Memories of Tandy
  335. Louis C.K. TV Show
  336. What was the first vinyl single, album, cd and blu-ray you ever bought?
  337. US Road Trip
  338. Saw Les Mis at the pikchurs tonight.
  339. You're in prison for a crime
  340. I stole some art
  341. My sis got her new job
  342. Car trivia quiz
  343. how to gain 3 kg instantaniously
  344. moron: defined
  345. Spring. Ish.
  346. That's that then
  347. Some bloke just hit me over the head
  348. My new neighbour said to me
  349. An Embarrassing question about making love
  350. Door to Door Tea sales man
  351. Car trivia
  352. Omnibus edition of WOT
  353. This will teach him/her
  354. Tomorrow my wee Katie my baby my youngest
  355. 2 things!
  356. I am a proud dad once again :)
  357. Disturbed Afternoon Snooze!
  358. Toddlers
  359. we need more time to be human
  360. Enough is enough
  361. My wife's a slow reader.
  362. The cost of drinking....
  363. Black gritty stuff
  364. StatBORED's Official Top Poster Of The Month Thread: February 2013
  365. Lads, lasses and mods
  366. The Who
  367. Calling all girls...... V day!
  368. PROBED - petition
  369. The Ryder Cup, looking for volunteers, £75 to register
  370. Ayrton Sennas life
  371. Do it...
  372. Don't ...
  373. Content v's Title
  374. Male receding hair, the reasons thereof?
  375. Wayne!!! ...
  376. I do admire some people's lack of self-consciousness!
  377. what have you called your bed?
  378. Worlds smallest bicycle
  379. The other day.................
  380. Gibbos Italian lessons
  381. Is Shant.....
  382. Window camera mount
  383. Lets all do the mexican wave
  384. Fat Faced
  385. I have worked it out
  386. Do you start lots of threads when bored
  387. Do you sleep easily?
  388. Do you eat when you are bored?
  389. Aston Martin DB5 1:8 model kit
  390. Why do i get the blame all the time
  391. fishing
  392. Children dating
  393. thread for O and HM to be gay about metalwork in
  394. Mugging
  395. Lake District Nuclear Dump
  396. Have you been "told off" recently?
  397. kebab action
  398. Just what does AOs all time top poster
  399. How long before you become a Zombie?
  400. Lucas Electric
  401. New hairstyle by way of a change?
  402. Hi & Welcome To Your 30K Post Thread NineOneSix
  403. One week, Joe
  404. Funeral to attend today, what to wear?
  405. There's An Innuendo Competition Taking Place Next Month
  406. Finally i have internet again
  407. Spare change?
  408. Im at work now
  409. Rescue
  410. Fish & Chips ....
  411. HS2 Phase 2 Brum to Manc
  412. Another Shant English lesson
  413. Let's teach Shant about the subtleties of English
  414. 06.30 Time for breakfast detail to commence?
  415. vent off here!
  416. post count boost
  417. one word - hero
  418. What's your favourite Album of a specific band?
  419. Bbc2 10pm
  420. Do you believe in Yeti's? Show me your snowman?
  421. Top Gear season 19
  422. Weather update
  423. If you go to Furniture Village
  424. BP checks?
  425. Happy Birthday DXE-Keith!
  426. 4th day without drinking a soft drink
  427. Do you work on weekends?
  428. 2:50am and i get locked outside the house
  429. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Snokio
  430. A day without laughter is a day wasted
  431. Why does SIF change his avatar all the time?
  432. Social services in poor London boroughs
  433. Sales
  434. Whats the difference between stress, tension and panic?
  435. He was asking for it ... really
  436. I hear some crap news
  437. Walking down the aisle
  438. Hi & Welcome To Your 37K Post Thread Gaz
  439. Can you break a bone in a big toe?
  440. Cried like a little *****
  441. Driving In The Snow And Ice
  442. Spreading the happiness. Who - or what - made you happy this week?
  443. I need entertaining and dramatic excuses
  444. First Time Buyers
  445. You know what ...
  446. If I Was A Penguin
  447. Anyone here used earplugs before?
  448. My new favourite example of irony
  449. Right listen to this joke
  450. another weirdo on Freegle
  451. I am going to be solely responsible for the destruction of several rainforests
  452. Would you buy a used car from this man?
  453. No Fish
  454. Hi & Welcome To your 49K Post Thread Gibbo
  455. Honeymoon destination advice
  456. Hospitals
  457. Prescription charges
  458. Illusion
  459. They're coming to get you! How long will it take?
  460. First Alfa in space
  461. Re: Stelvio's posts of the past.
  462. Heartwarming story of young talent....
  463. . . . and talking of trucks. . .
  464. Audi drivers!
  465. Poor crabs
  466. Ship high in transit
  467. Keys
  468. Look what i had for lunch
  469. Amazon reviews of methylated spirits
  470. Job Offer /Security Clearance
  471. Kitteh anyone?
  472. MRI today
  473. SIF is going to London today
  474. Am I losing the plot?
  475. The burden of being a Keith
  476. What's Your Favourite Tart?
  477. Almost a gonna
  478. 7 hours gone, 4 more left
  479. What if we ...
  480. The power, or not, of words.
  481. New avatar for Acapulco AL
  482. Whatever next......
  483. Myleene Klass'...Well..!!
  484. The AO birthday list
  485. europarts new store opened in BURNLEY
  486. Indian car name.....any ideas
  487. Employment related question
  488. Australian open (tennis)
  489. I drove artistically round and around a roundabout today
  490. With a bit of luck
  491. Thread or biography?
  492. Not the Blues Brother's epic journey... But close
  493. justice?
  494. If anyone is interested in what I look like ...
  495. What happens when you throw a green rock into the dead sea?
  496. Almost 24 Hours Since ....
  497. Life is all about perspective
  498. RIP Michael Winner
  499. $4.2m for the Original Batmobile
  500. NOT driving in the snow = "soft"?