: Way Off Topic



  1. Freddie Mercury......
  2. Woooohooooo!
  3. Youa have to see this
  4. I flippin did it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Is there on AO ??????
  6. Another "pop" at the Tories (and their puppets)
  7. Some of you know about this and have expressed your concern....
  8. The skin of a rice pudding..
  9. One pound ...
  10. It's Sunday.. so I'll push my luck...
  11. Fire on low?
  12. Pheasant! Help!!
  13. Break and Take your heart...
  14. A funny story
  15. Just a hello to......
  16. Christmas present?
  17. Technology -Just look how far its come.
  18. Computer Question.
  19. Early Xmas Pressie
  20. The Fourth Kind - scary!
  21. As Most Apple Products Seem To Be Called iSomething...
  22. Puffed up & proud
  23. Should you bother if they just expect it?
  24. I'm Feeling So Fly
  25. Birmingham German market
  26. Good 4 mile run this morning
  27. ok - so you can have dinner anywhere with anyone..........
  28. When i picked my son up from work ....
  29. Ok, here are the keys to ...
  30. I accepted the invitation
  31. For those about to drink, we salute you!
  32. Heads up chaps
  33. Hi and Welcome to your 2K post thread Rewe
  34. When fastening jeans / skirts....
  35. I love Nigella Lawson
  36. Oh bugger I lost me keys...
  37. Help for Thick Britain
  38. txt spk
  39. Finally replaced the old laptop today
  40. You cant buy table manners like this...
  41. Is this a scam?
  42. Toureg Must Die
  43. my guttering just fell down....
  44. Home Alone, Nature Calls... Do You Bother With The Lock?
  45. You'll always look neat in hat made of.........
  46. What's the difference between 3G and E?
  47. Hi and welcome to your 17 posts Happy Man
  48. Keeping warm this winter
  49. Fight fans
  50. Hi and Welcome to your 37K post thread Gibbo
  51. Just driven down the main road between Chad and Spondon
  52. Hands up who loves this freezing weather
  53. Search for your old car
  54. Replacement iPod Batteries?
  55. Hollywood Smile
  56. The cat's back
  57. best christmas present
  58. Selling a Car in Winter!
  59. Laptop woes! Frustrating!
  60. Name the entertainer
  61. I bought a book today....
  62. What Is Worse: Dead Sticky Threads Or Active Numerous K'th Post Celebration Threads?
  63. Anyone want a smutty poll?
  64. Congratulations on 5k posts, Keithy!
  65. Only a theory ... so don't get a steam on
  66. Does Diva's avatar remind you of anything?
  67. Snowman theft, call 999??
  68. Knee key hole surgery swelling
  69. How long can a car battery last?
  70. Something for next summer
  71. Mark Forums Read - Link broken
  72. Congratulate Morgan166 on his 7000th post
  73. Hi & Welcome To Your 1K Post Thread MatthewB
  74. How low did it go for you
  75. Show me your icicles
  76. Hello Sarah~ and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  77. My 5 years on Alfaowner
  78. 3.30 am
  79. Friday's "Cartoon Caption" conundrum...!
  80. One of the things I've learned
  81. Who is this?
  82. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread Crazychick
  83. Is there anything you cant improve
  84. great 80's "electro" music
  85. A plea to the Photoshop able
  86. I've got Facebook and Twitter
  87. Apoloigise
  88. My Centrino Intel Sticker Thingy Is Pealing Off The Laptop...
  89. Hi & Welcome To Your 22K Post Thread David P
  90. Hi & Welcome To Your 3K Post Thread SCSC
  91. Hi & Welcome To Your 26K Post Thread Paintergirl
  92. Dogs in the snow
  93. I can't believe it. Really - shaking my head.
  94. Correct response to a co-workers poor driving?
  95. UK alert: free book giveaway
  96. Thought it was....
  97. Snow Before Christmas - My Theory.
  98. If you could ask Santa for one addition to your Alfa, what would it be?
  99. Motoring pearls of (not so) wisdom
  100. Footy world cup 2018
  101. Guinness Draught In Cans
  102. Went sledging last night...
  103. Where is the AO snow?
  104. DVLA delays?
  105. The Irresistibility ratio.
  106. Woo-hoo, my luck seems to be changing.
  107. Does anyone on here play Civilisation?
  108. Check your water pipes!
  109. I don't know why...
  110. I've been so wrong but right
  111. When do you put yours up?
  112. Don't you just love a cheeky cat..?
  113. Panasonic Lumix TZ10
  114. Christmassy enough for you?
  115. Penguins on street corners shocker !!!!!!!!!!
  116. A cheesy ending
  117. George Matthews
  118. Plug in heater
  119. Cranial osteopathy
  120. Hi & Welcome To Your Happy Birthday Thread MyMito10
  121. Is Man City to blame for petrol prices?
  122. so sodding cold in the office..
  123. God bothered on the train
  124. So.. who made it into work today ...
  125. What will happen if I.....
  126. I have MAHOOSIVE
  127. To all who have dodgy heaters
  128. Have you opened the door and nibbled on the treat inside?
  129. Merry Christmas to all...
  130. Mr T
  131. Well done and congratulations Roeburndale on reching 4K posts
  132. Virgin Broadband Customer Services
  133. Top Poster Of The Month : November 2010
  134. For Sale:- Gaggia Classic Coffee Machine
  135. my first paid day off...
  136. Your Favourite HM pics?
  137. Post your pussy....
  138. Perfume / Aftershave advertising....
  139. The worst of the worst
  140. There is a phrase I like
  141. Race of champions
  142. If You Are Feeling Stressed
  143. Noooooooooo!!!!!
  144. How cold is your kitchen??
  145. Wikileaks.... opinions
  146. Just repaired a laptop using a hand drier
  147. Revisiting Old Games
  148. Do I have to let someone in to use my toilet?
  149. Ideal Christmas Gifts
  150. Draw your own conclusion
  151. "The Translator" humbled in El Clasico
  152. Thankyou
  153. How do you keep warm now
  154. Secret Santa
  155. I can't be any more honest than this
  156. Alfaowner fleeces....
  157. Twitter and facebook
  158. Freezing pipes . you need to believe this
  159. Your most expensive meal out ?
  160. Monday
  161. I've just been served by Nicola Roberts...
  162. Restrepo, Nat Geo HD, 9pm tonight.
  163. What on earth is....
  164. R.I.P Leslie Nielsen
  165. Download 2011
  166. White Christmas anyone?
  167. Ok guys ...
  168. Just how brilliant was...? 70's/80's toys
  169. Central heating
  170. Congratulations Bradders, 30,000 posts.
  171. Jawdee Lasses Oot On Tha Toon
  172. New socks
  173. Another thing SpiderMonkey did not know.....
  174. Sandwich combinations
  175. Petrolhead/motorsport videos....
  176. Morgan, you are a numpty!
  177. C'mon son
  178. Mutant Venus Fly Trap
  179. Don't Call Me Shirley
  180. This is not a sock thread.
  181. Lack of snow
  182. Wiki Leaks
  183. Alternatives to center parcs?
  184. Homeless is where the heart is
  185. If There Was Private "Mod WOT" Lounge-What Kind Of Threads/Material Would It Contain?
  186. MOT failure for cars with tuning mods/remaps
  187. Tomorrows Plan
  188. Divadiva hits 2000 posts!!
  189. Ellie Goulding - Your Song
  190. I've just finished oiling the furniture
  191. The Bear Cave
  192. All hope is not lost
  193. woohooo!!
  194. So who is having what?
  195. Working on a sunday !!!
  196. Hello Forshawman and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  197. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
  198. Well i got my first Android.
  199. Beatles - i tunes
  200. cos I didn't really go out today.....
  201. Sports Direct
  202. Hi & Welcome To Your 20K Post Thread Steveisfrowning
  203. Come back Happy Man!
  204. Poor birdie
  205. Is it my hearing?
  206. Congratulations on 8K posts HSTDriver
  207. Whats the longest youve had to wait for....
  208. "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in th
  209. Congratulations on 14K posts GhostyDog
  210. how did United get on today?
  211. In Bruges
  212. The Moz
  213. Tinitis, do you ...
  214. Wireless Help
  215. Is it too early to put ...
  216. Call of Duty - Nazi Zombies - does anyone play?
  217. Woody
  218. Am really going to buck the trend now
  219. Hello Firecracker and welcome to your happy birthday thread
  220. self-delete button
  221. Who owns Alfaowner.com?
  222. Is it possible to be super cute
  223. For a metalhead....
  224. Shark Ridden Waters
  225. What Happened To Happy Man?
  226. 40% of teeth area is....
  227. What was that song by "The Streets"
  228. I's not very often I make much a statement
  229. Anyway a xmas avatar is up to me and all that
  230. Holy Mankini
  231. Chucked out of the Pub
  232. Wasps
  233. Stop blowing smoke up my ****
  234. I hereby vow never to buy an electric car!!
  235. Congratulations to AO on reaching 75,000 Members
  236. Great opening lines
  237. Where's the Mayonnaise?
  238. Flamingo flamingos
  239. Alcohol effect
  240. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
  241. whats the deal with bmw?
  242. The beginning of privatisation in the NHS
  243. Bootiful
  244. Why can't we favour British companies?
  245. The "Far-out it's FRIDAY" funnies thread.
  246. 'She is the Ford Escort Cabriolet of middle aged women'
  247. music - most significant artist of the past 10 years?
  248. How to correctly advertise on ebay. Look and learn.
  249. Thermostatic valve wars
  250. What's the point in being a grump
  251. Vic and Bob doing Masterchef again
  252. Poor to breed more?
  253. Looking a decent quality watch for the wife - anyone help?
  254. ibari toolbar removal
  255. Middle names......
  256. Help advice needed.
  257. Spam - by telephone?
  258. Happy Birthday One Double Six
  259. Philip Lawrence killer arrested for robbery
  260. Vertical Pier Plan
  261. 8C Trashed and vandalised(contains graphic images)
  262. Anti-Rant: Bank Customer Service...
  263. Xmas Avatars
  264. Job required
  265. I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!
  266. The Ashes 2010 / 2011
  267. Last Harriers Leave Ark Royal
  268. Snow is falling
  269. Walking down Hospital corridors
  270. Does your job leave you mentally exhausted
  271. Apparently, the people of Afghanistan.....
  272. Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs.
  273. Cashback scam warning.
  274. Come to life.....
  275. I've Just Bought A 25 Litre Drum Of Tippex
  276. I've Finished
  277. Love the Beast
  278. Tonight we shall be ..
  279. Freeloading students at it again
  280. In traffic this morning ...
  281. Sick Fish
  282. HDMI Cable Is Dead
  283. I want my old name back!
  284. Camera Advice?
  285. Portable TV/DVR techy question....
  286. Recommend...
  287. Recommend me....
  288. Recommend me a phone
  289. Tea Party = Rupert Murdoch
  290. Thought for the day
  291. Toyota yaris EM light... Dodgy garage ?
  292. Hi & Welcome To Your 10th Anniversary Thread AO
  293. recommend me a mouse
  294. Blinking heck!
  295. BT free wifi... YOUR free wifi.
  296. Bloody swear filter
  297. Naughty advertising trick
  298. Bank Holiday Friday ...
  299. 36 years......
  300. WARNING: Scammers at it again
  301. Laptop Matt - I need your advice
  302. Kirby's Epic Yarn
  303. Anyone fancy confit de canard?
  304. Fatherly Advice...
  305. DIY iPhone screen replacement
  306. DJ Overdose - Old Skool Hardcore - November 2010
  307. Early birds.
  308. Quote's for...the 'Day'!
  309. Riot Dog
  310. Elvis Classics
  311. Have Any Of You Men Ever Had/Have A Manicure Or Pedicure?
  312. Whats that song?
  313. Irish Bailout
  314. Bone Crackers
  315. Loans
  316. Peanut butter.
  317. Dog Licking
  318. Your favourite TV ads?
  319. Qantas Gripe Sheet
  320. Do you get dry, scrapy elbows?
  321. Chelsea - Ancelotti not in control by own admission
  322. AO Panto 2010
  323. Happy Birthday Mr. Happy Man
  324. Happy Birthday Mokicat
  325. So who is going for AO Club Member No.1400
  326. Look after your computer!
  327. I NEED One Of These
  328. I'd just like to point out..
  329. Are you famous?
  330. Moral Question
  331. have you ever had a nice chat with a famous person?
  332. Nice wee extension
  333. What a load of cobblers.
  334. Vanity plates
  335. What salary should I ask for?
  336. I hadn't realised how long it had got!
  337. Your most memorable hat-tricks
  338. ever been out with anyone "famous"?
  339. rainy sundays
  340. Fire Bombs
  341. Pope ok with blobs
  342. holidays 2011
  343. HM's Kitchen Clinic
  344. Kate Bush - This Woman's Work
  345. Farmers muck splashed all over my wife's chest!
  346. Is She-Ra dyeing his "hair"?
  347. Toblerone....
  348. Mastermind
  349. Fishy smells
  350. Are watching the same programme?
  351. One for the ladies... and anybody else really
  352. How to reunite the Beatles?
  353. Bad dog
  354. Well I never knew that
  355. I do apologise if anyone on here is called Denise
  356. Popcorn
  357. Thank you
  358. When you're young ....
  359. Am i loosing my marbles
  360. Televisions: How Big, How Old, What Brand & Which Format
  361. Danny MacAskill - 'Way Back Home' - New Street Trials Riding Short Film
  362. Effeminate mens voices
  363. Retro Racing Jacket
  364. Lie to me
  365. Music from the web.
  366. A good stew, now winter's here
  367. A joke, but firstly are any of you old enough
  368. Okay, I'll Start This One: Where Is The Donkey? AKA V6Hughes?
  369. People of a certain age
  370. Before we go to bed ...
  371. a technical question but about videos
  372. southpark
  373. anyone fancy a pint?
  374. What cartoon character would you be?
  375. what would you want your kids to remember you for?
  376. What cartoon character would you like to be?
  377. Rev
  378. Why aren't things called what they actually are?
  379. NES Memories...
  380. Am going to pre-empt you all this year
  381. Children in need 2010
  382. Abandon Ship!
  383. what animal would you be?
  384. The NOOOOOOOW Show...!!
  385. A general treasures found on the internetz thread
  386. 3's
  387. Learning to read...
  388. They think it's all over....
  389. C64 Memories...
  390. The What Would Happen If? Thread
  391. Great Football Chants
  392. kelvin mckenzie
  393. How many times a night do you...
  394. Alfa has a new Ad Agency
  395. My 10yr old some came in the other day..
  396. Too many cars
  397. Cool hand Dick
  398. Thought I'd share...
  399. Fun link
  400. Do You Bin Your Spent Batteries Or Do The Right Thing?
  401. The bigger man
  402. I suppose when companies fold...
  403. Should I do something
  404. On Radio2 about an ...
  405. This call may be recorded...
  406. the definitive saddo
  407. Just thought I'd share...
  408. Help - viewing laptop on the TV
  409. Edwardian Farm, anyone?
  410. 30 odd years ago........
  411. Beyonce - perfume ad banned until after 7:30pm
  412. So, apparantly ...
  413. Black Grape
  414. Hello Gaz, and welcome to your 21k thread
  415. Piranha? Sharks? pfffft
  416. Be prepared ... within the next few weeks
  417. Journalism today
  418. Got trouble with me shaft ....
  419. Driving tracks & moments of panic
  420. Jane Austin's ...
  421. Catherine you total spanner.........
  422. My Labrador hunts, catches, plays with, then EATS......
  423. England - not remotely bothered that they are losing
  424. Add on sound systems for TVs
  425. Mobile Phones - PAYG vs Contract
  426. Smashed mirror on the way home
  427. Anjhena Hits 12,000 Posts
  428. Cool pic of Italy from space...
  429. Coming across grumpy today
  430. Mole hangers, I need to know why??? squeamish alert
  431. Any CIOB on AO
  432. What sort of interwebz person are you
  433. Anyone for a Hare Cut?
  434. Pointless car innovations and inventions
  435. The royal wedding... Again
  436. Royal wedding and the Daily Mail
  437. New company car next week
  438. Mr PG is at a classic car auction...
  439. Told you all they were dangerous
  440. Nosebleeds
  441. Waiting for the rain
  442. Save Our Forests
  443. The scent of desperation....(part one)
  444. Lets bury some bad news
  445. Doxa watches anyone?
  446. Afghanistan
  447. Guilty Secret
  448. you wil see me on here
  449. Limoncello
  450. ******s
  451. Particle Physics get me so excited
  452. Danny Alexander - "Frankly, I've nothing better to do with my time"
  453. Vince Cable - "Frankly, I've nothing better to do with my time"
  454. Wheeler Dealers
  455. Royal wedding
  456. Loafing around....
  457. iP4honists, feeling left out of the 3D fad....?
  458. Today Is A Good Day To........
  459. My journey to work
  460. James May goes to the edge of space
  461. is there possible compensation
  462. Good pictures ...
  463. Sacks....
  464. Coppers - C4
  465. Films you've promised youself you will never, ever watch...
  466. Alfa Romeo In SatNav Test On The Gadget Show- NOW!
  467. Played a round of Golf today...
  468. Lighten up.
  469. Avatar jacked
  470. What is the best debut album?
  471. Celeb jungle....
  472. This is neat ...
  473. How big is stuff?
  474. Give a little back - Operation Christmas Child
  475. Happy Bithday SpiderMonkey
  476. On Sunday.
  477. What's happened to Gry?
  478. Where is it?????
  479. Zombie Epidemic over ? Gay Pirate ship Scuttled ?
  480. Hmm Disturbing ...
  481. **For the more Intellectual** Chappies on here: Sip some wine and talk about...
  482. SIF's Sunday Family Adventure
  483. If you had to learn another language...
  484. Embrace - Come back to what you know
  485. Have You Ever Noticed How Closed Threads Bunch Up Together?
  486. When you take a drink....
  487. Chelsea 0 Sunlun 3
  488. Happy Birthday Rarebear
  489. Who's the daddy?
  490. When Iphone....
  491. Hello Halibut and welcome to your Happy Birthday thread
  492. Probability
  493. where's gry when you need him!
  494. What's your favourite dinosaur and why?
  495. Hi & Welcome To Your Promotion Thread Steveisfrowning
  496. Ti lascio una canzone
  497. V6Hughes, you may not be a genius but
  498. Bats - any experts here?
  499. Return of the goodies! BBC 2 Now!
  500. 'kin Windows Vista