The doris has done it again!

[Joss]

The doris has done it again She's gone to see friend for a week and took the GTA on sat morning. Sunday night I get a call.

"Um the GTA is making a funny noise Knocks when you go over bumps..... Is it ok? Is it safe to drive ? Now 4 things here annoy me here.

1. She has broken the car yet again.
2. SHe has phoned me knowing full well she won't be home till next sunday and that I can't go look at it.
3. Of course they'll use my car all week with the problem when her friends have a perfectly good bag o ****e L200 to drive and could happily use that .
4. I'm supposed to diagnose it over the phone

I know it's probably the upper wishbones but they were silent when she left so I imagine she's been driving over speed bumps and hitting pot holes at 100mph again. This time she's paying half the money to repair it as I'm getting tired of her just using my cars while her's still sits on the drive with Tax as it has done for the past 6 month the lazy Not that she knows this yet. I'm angry but at the same time I've just given up with her **** taking

[divadiva]

This is discraceful, Jossy! You need to hide your keys in future, young man

Why doesn't she drive her own car?

[Joss]

Originally Posted by divadiva

This is discraceful, Jossy! You need to hide your keys in future, young man

Why doesn't she drive her own car?

It all boils down to the fact that she is Lazy with a capital L. Why drive and pay for your car when you can drive another for free. She even has the cheek to whinge if I don't leave any fuel in it,. Even though she always does it to me The car in question is her 206 GTI. Now remember when we bought the spider in march 2010.... That's right the pug was supposed to be sold then but it just sat there and never got sold even though I hassled. Now we've sold the spider it is still sat there... doing nothing. How do you motivate a bone idle loved one

And no AL I'm not burning the house down....

[divadiva]

I couldn't help but chuckle that she expects you to put fuel in it also!

Oh, and maybe I could have a go in it as being so supportive?

[Gaz]

Get a new Mrs

[Joss]

Originally Posted by Gaz

Get a new Mrs

rock, paper, scissors who tells her

[WILSON_JTS]

ebay the 206, no revs, start list at 1p. That'll teach her, and use the money to sort the GTA.

[Gaz]

Originally Posted by Joss

rock, paper, scissors who tells her

Is she coming to cold start, cos i'll tell her

[AlfaDrivingFan]

[Joss]

Originally Posted by WILSON_JTS

ebay the 206, no revs, start list at 1p. That'll teach her, and use the money to sort the GTA.

I've threatened that but at the end of the day it's not my car to sell and I'm taking the moral high ground.

Originally Posted by Gaz

Is she coming to cold start, cos i'll tell her :evil:

50/50 mate. Be my guest. Did I mention she's ace with a shotgun

[divadiva]

Don't scare Jossy's Mrs too much....took him all his time to get her to go to CS!

[AutolussoSouth]

P45 time?

[Joss]

Originally Posted by AutolussoSouth

P45 time?

she'll be getting her's from the relationship if she ain't careful!

[Captain Slow]

I like the option of selling it on her behalf mate. Free up some space too.

[GeoffCapes]

I've already told my latest, that under no circumstances will she be driving my Alfa!

[Starkers]

Originally Posted by divadiva

This is discraceful, Jossy! You need to hide your keys in future, young man

Why doesn't she drive her own car?

Originally Posted by Joss

It all boils down to the fact that she is Lazy with a capital L. Why drive and pay for your car when you can drive another for free. She even has the cheek to whinge if I don't leave any fuel in it,. Even though she always does it to me The car in question is her 206 GTI. Now remember when we bought the spider in march 2010.... That's right the pug was supposed to be sold then but it just sat there and never got sold even though I hassled. Now we've sold the spider it is still sat there... doing nothing. :wall: How do you motivate a bone idle loved one

And no AL I'm not burning the house down....

Do you have an immobiliser, that you could hidekeep separate from the keys?

[AutolussoSouth]

Originally Posted by Starkers

Do you have an immobiliser, that you could hidekeep separate from the keys?

Just remove the immobiliser chip from the key that she uses!!!

[Joss]

Originally Posted by AutolussoSouth

Just remove the immobiliser chip from the key that she uses!!!

I'm suprised at you Loz. Her bungling gets you business. You should be on her side

[AutolussoSouth]

Oh yeah, I was a bit slow to pick up on that one.........maybe you are being a bit unfair

[Joss]

Originally Posted by AutolussoSouth

Oh yeah, I was a bit slow to pick up on that one.........maybe you are being a bit unfair

[Rewe]

Originally Posted by Joss

The doris has done it again She's gone to see friend for a week and took the GTA on sat morning. Sunday night I get a call.

Why don't you drive over with one of your other cars and collect the GTA? That way, she can relax and enjoy her week and you can have a look to see what the problem is.

Joss, you need to sort this situation out fast!
I don't like MrsM even getting into the GTA (she often catches the skirt with her shoes and 'drops' down into the seat.........I'd never even contemplate letting her drive it!!

[AutolussoSouth]

Originally Posted by Mymatemarmite

Joss, you need to sort this situation out fast!
I don't like MrsM even getting into the GTA (she often catches the skirt with her shoes and 'drops' down into the seat.........I'd never even contemplate letting her drive it!!

Joss is too nice for his own good!

[divadiva]

Originally Posted by AutolussoSouth

Joss is too nice for his own good!

Agreed! Are you a man or a mouse, Jossyboy?

[AutolussoSouth]

Originally Posted by divadiva

Agreed! Are you a man or a mouse, Jossyboy?

man up!!!!!