Mr Five-cars neighbour who likes to park his cars/bike/trailer/scooter
everywhere had a bit of bad luck over the weekend.
Some naughty person covered his wreck of a motorbike with
sawdust or something.
Now, I've had problems with this old **** but I prefer to
confront him directly.
This morning he calls over to me as I get in the car and
asks me if it was me who'd trashed his bike.
"Nope, nothing to do with me." I responded.
"Are you sure?" he accused.
I admit I lost it, slammed the car door and went over to confront him.
"If I've got a problem with you, I'll tell you!"
Then he was all, "Calm down, speak softly..."
Poking my finger at him I switched to English and
told him quite forcefully to do one.
I was livid.
It's not the 1st time he's had a mishap and gone around accusing people:
Someone half-inched his trailer when he first moved in and he
was knocking on all the doors. Not asking if anyone had seen/knew anything
but asking each resident if it was them.