Nearly punch an old bloke this morning

Mr Five-cars neighbour who likes to park his cars/bike/trailer/scooter
everywhere had a bit of bad luck over the weekend.

Some naughty person covered his wreck of a motorbike with
sawdust or something.


Now, I've had problems with this old **** but I prefer to
confront him directly.

This morning he calls over to me as I get in the car and
asks me if it was me who'd trashed his bike.

"Nope, nothing to do with me." I responded.

"Are you sure?" he accused.


I admit I lost it, slammed the car door and went over to confront him.

"If I've got a problem with you, I'll tell you!"

Then he was all, "Calm down, speak softly..."

Poking my finger at him I switched to English and
told him quite forcefully to do one.

I was livid.




It's not the 1st time he's had a mishap and gone around accusing people:
Someone half-inched his trailer when he first moved in and he
was knocking on all the doors. Not asking if anyone had seen/knew anything
but asking each resident if it was them.


Accusing ****.

[Joss]

Good call on the swap to english. People know you mean business when you switch to your native tongue

[divadiva]

He sounds an idiot.

Sawdust! Don't know why I find that funny really.

[Alfamack]

Dump in a bag and set light to it outside his doorstep then ring his bell.... you know the rest.

[Happy Man]

I hope you didn't use any rude words Nev

[Squadrone Rosso]

Not like you matey (but quite like me)!

[996]

Originally Posted by Joss

Good call on the swap to english. People know you mean business when you switch to your native tongue

Once tiptoed back to my room in a Paris hotel, just as I put the key in the door...

A door down the corridor opened and some Frenchie stuck his head out muttering/shaking
his head ,so I walks over to him and....
In the best French I could muster I asked "Ave vous un problem monsoir"

He blathered on in French and gesticulating , so I said "comprende Anglaise"

"OUI" says he ...

Stuck 2 fingers up to him and growled... "F*** Off" then ...

Worked a treat Trapped his fingers in the door closing it so fast..

[GhostyDog]

Originally Posted by 996

Once tiptoed back to my room in a Paris hotel, just as I put the key in the door...

A door down the corridor opened and some Frenchie stuck his head out muttering/shaking
his head ,so I walks over to him and....
In the best French I could muster I asked "Ave vous un problem monsoir"

He blathered on in French and gesticulating , so I said "comprende Anglaise"

"OUI" says he ...

Stuck 2 fingers up to him and growled... "F*** Off" then ...

Worked a treat Trapped his fingers in the door closing it so fast..

Hahahahaha very good