We had Jan's brother and his Mrs over on Saturday for a bit of a bash for Jan's dads birthday on Sunday.
Nowt wrong with that I hear you all say.
I did a nice three course meal for us all up to my usual standard, we then retired to the lounge for a few beers and a bit of a chat
Jan's brother is a right ****** and behaves like my place is his own private hotel
He decided after his fifth bottle of MY
Peroni that the service was a "Bit Slack round here"
So he takes himself to the bar, on his way out he picked up the shower shine spray we have filled with water for training the Bengals and sprayed it right into Jans face
I thought for about 2 seconds and followed him into the kitchen the conversation was something like this.
"Dave that was way out of order, try something like that again and you will leave here horizontal"
"Tony, it's brother and sister stuff just chill LAD
"She might be your sister but she is my wife, pull any more **** like that and I you will end up in a lot of pain"
At this point he realises I'm serious and I'm not going to put up with any of the **** he's been handing out for years
I finished my drink and headed for bed and had a really peacefull nights sleep but woke up on the morning to find out
He had a migrane all night because I was a bully and he felt threatened
Oh dear too sad, so bad never mind
Insult my wife, my soul mate and you will end up being punched
As you can tell I've only just calmed down