Belgian VW Toureg DERV driver...

#1 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

When you come screaming up behind a 1750 TBi 159 in a queue of traffic
in the fast lane (waiting patiently for the other cars to pull in so he can go past)
don't sit 3 inches off the bumper with your indicator on and lights flashing.
Or try and overtake on the inside when there is no gap for you to achieve that manoeuvre.

Because the moment the other cars are safely out of the way the Alfa
driver will plant his right foot and make you look like a daft ****
of a small dot in his rear-view mirror.

And definitely don't do it after fighting/intimidating your
way through heavy traffic another 4 or 5 times because
it only confirms your daft **** status to all other road users.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Gibbo · #2 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

Wouldn't it be brilliant if that driver read this

Happy Man · #3 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

Sound like another French Bell End driver

K9d · #4 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

I know you probably won't like this Nev, because I did the same today whilst burning devil juice. to a Volvo XC50 (or something big and ugly anyway) today on the M5. I'm doing the same speed as all the traffic in front so as you say don't sit on my bumper.

My response to such "intimidation"

, lift off the throttle, make a gap in front and then BYE BYE silly ovlov.

Gaz · #5 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

Handbrake on. Get out. Walk over to Toerag driver. Punch in face

Job jobbed

Dermo · #6 (**Post Link**) 25-07-11

What I ,love doing to these ***** is leaving my foot off the loud peddle and watch them jam on when they see that they are getting closer and closer . Sometimes when I'm on a road where there is no way of overtaking and a **** is on my rear bumper I count the number of times I have to do this before mr tailgaiter learns that I'm being a prigg ... once a Beemer driver took ten times before he worked out what was happening .. He gave me a very bad look when he passsed me . I have no idea why

guiliasuper · #7 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

When we were at the centenary last year we decided to have a little run to Merano, on the way up the Brenner a black German plated X6 decided to bully his way through , lights horn etc. With a convoy of trucks grinding their way up it was not going to happen. He suddenly swerved right between 2 trucks , gunned it up the emergency lane and then , to the accompaniment of much hooting and light flashing( and those trucks have some serious wattage ) swerved back between 2 trucks .He did not appreciate the Big Blue Bruiser just sitting behind him at xxx mph Just before the top there was a very large cloud of smoke and flames came out underneath

Big Blue needed to have a major jetwash to get the Diseesel off. Hope he enjoyed getting Italian ACI to tow him home to Germany

Redmatt75 · #8 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

Always that sort of vehicle isn't it? Touregs. X6s. Range Rover Sports...

I can't possibly judge these cars, but so often they are driven by people with a superiority complex

You'd almost think they were compensating for something

Joss · #9 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

Originally Posted by Gaz

Handbrake on. Get out. Walk over to Toerag driver. Punch in face

Job jobbed

Wot gaz sed!

VO2Max · #10 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

I couldn't agree more Nev, but I wish you wouldn't so readily resort to Dervism!

Malapropism would be fine though...a toerag in a Toerag

Singularity · #11 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

I don't suppose it was a woman?

With the upmost respect to all the women here, it does tend to be middle aged women that are the worst in these types of car.

Joss · #12 (**Post Link**) 26-07-11

Originally Posted by Singularity

I don't suppose it was a woman?

With the upmost respect to all the women here, it does tend to be middle aged women that are the worst in these types of car.

I believe the term is school run mum