So - I popped into the local chip shop on the way home last night to get the Loons and me some dinner (as Mrs F was abandoning her post and going out for curry - leaving us poor lads to fend for ourselves

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The lady infront of me orders her food thus....
Chip shop Lady "Yes Please?"
"Yea ... Can I get a blah..a blahblah and a blahblahblah"
For reasons I can't fully explain that gets right up my snout
Quite apart from the lack of a "please" and "thank you"...
"Can I get.." - No you can't fec...flippin'
Get....