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Old 29-02-2008   #126 (Post Link)
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I daren't click on that link Nev. Somebody do it and tell me what it says
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in my imagination she is. very.
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I daren't click on that link Nev. Somebody do it and tell me what it says
PG! I'd never post that kinda link.
It's the Beeb, dontcha know.


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in my imagination she is. very.
Heh heh, Reminds me of student
days in Brighton....
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PG! I'd never post that kinda link.
It's the Beeb, dontcha know.




Heh heh, Reminds me of student
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i went out with a nurse in liverpool for a short time at uni. i can't remember her name but she used to wear stockings & suspenders instead of tights so it was a wonderful relationship
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Al,

Are you Sid James reincarnated?
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i'm taking that as a massive compliment hami
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As intended Al. Sid a bit of a hero of mine..

Emagee: What the feck are "TAGNUTS"

I take it they are as we bog trotters call "Dingleberries"

Sweeter when freshly picked ! !

This thread is heading for the sewer i feel.....
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that's fine by me, that's my natural territory...

tagnuts dingleberries clagnuts clinkers dags sh*tflaps clingons

and as for women i absolutely love 'em, even if they are all still mad
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I went out with 2 nurses and a doctor once...

The nurses were pretty wild, but tended to be pretty mad.

The docter well she was just bonkers...





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2 nurses and a doctor? all at once? ding dong!
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I went out with 2 nurses and a doctor once...

The nurses were pretty wild, but tended to be pretty mad.

The docter well she was just bonkers...

Chris
Lucky sod, I'd be happy to find a lass who'd talk dirty to me....
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2 nurses and a doctor? all at once? ding dong!
I wish...

Sadly just individualy at intervals....

One was proper dirty....in a real scarey way.

And that takes some doing....



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did she, ahem, "take your temperature"?
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She raised my temperature and taught me many things...


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more bloody aggro tonight...

we all had sunday dinner round at nursey's this evening - me, mrs al, the inlaws, our daughter, nursey & her 2 kids, and mrs al's brother (nursey's boyfriend)

there was no flirting whatsoever, in fact i barely said 2 words to her all evening, indeed i spent most of the time playing on the wii with the kids

so we get home and hey presto i'm getting the silent treatment. why? cos mrs al "doesn't feel comfortable being there when me & nursey are in the same room" it's F***ING RIDICULOUS!!! anyone would think i'd had a bloody affair with her or something

WOMEN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhhhh!! !!!!!!!!!


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Dude, classic trap. You ignored her too much.
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maybe next week i should try a different tack and backscuttle her over the settee in front of everyone, see if that works any better
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