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Old 24-02-2008   #101 (Post Link)
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On the subject of crazy women - I had a conversation with a female colleague this week who claimed that all women subconsciously look at a mans crotch each time they meet them.
My wife has denied this, so maybe it's just that one woman is a bit like that.
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it can't be your looks
or my personality, or my bank balance... she must've heard that rumour that i've got a very very big

























heart.


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Incidentally, if you need somewhere secure and wife-proof for the nurse pictures, I'm sure there's space on my hard drive
strangely enough the nurse's outfit does absolutely nothing for me, but she did send me a very nice picture of her bottom in a tiny pair of knickers which you can have if you like
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good job i don't live in saudi arabia

BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Saudi men arrested for 'flirting'
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"The men are accused of wearing indecent clothes, playing loud music and dancing in order to attract the attention of girls, the Saudi Gazette reported."

Thankfully it is not so strict here but it is still illegal to have relations with the opposite sex outside of marriage.........reality is slightly different though

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....but she did send me a very nice picture of her bottom in a tiny pair of knickers which you can have if you like
post it here......show her that you've nothing to hide
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Pure comedy Gold

How did I miss this

Note to self Read the rant lounge more often
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Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL ....but she did send me a very nice picture of her bottom in a tiny pair of knickers which you can have if you like

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post it here......show her that you've nothing to hide
I don't think she'd have have much left to hide either if it was posted on here! Literally!
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Well, she might not be able to get into the Facebook account, but it's easy enough to get to all this stuff. Better hope she doesn't. Seeing her private relationship problems broadcast through a cybermegaphone to all and sundry might not exactly lead directly to a calm and mutually fulfilling outcome...
 
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she doesn't go near AO - she thinks we're all a bunch of nerds in fact she doesn't really bother with t'internet so i reckon i'm safe...

and as for the bum pic, it was on my phone and has now been deleted so tough luck gents
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Never underestimate a woman's resolve if she wants to get to the bottom of things....

They are better at gathering Intel than any CIA / MI6 organisation....



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Seeing her private relationship problems broadcast through a cybermegaphone ..


Wrong! Just like us blokes to see it that way....


They are not her relationship problems. They are Al's!


Can't believe Happy missed this beaut either!
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I had a conversation with a female colleague this week who claimed that all women subconsciously look at a mans crotch each time they meet them.
My wife has denied this, so maybe it's just that one woman is a bit like that.
I had a similar conversation some months ago. Two of the women agreed they did, one said she never did but would always check a man's rear.

MrsJim denied both - so maybe they all stop (looking or being truthful?) when they marry.
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i thought they always checked out a bloke's shoes. because it's true what they say about a man with big feet...... big socks!
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she doesn't go near AO - she thinks we're all a bunch of nerds in fact she doesn't really bother with t'internet so i reckon i'm safe...

and as for the bum pic, it was on my phone and has now been deleted so tough luck gents
How about If I send you a picture of my @rse in thrilly knickers...leave your phone somewhere that Mrs Al could by mistake come across it...one of two things will happen..

1') She'll think "Christ on a Bike! - look at that hairy spotty @rse I've got nothing to fear there" and be happy in the knowledge there's no threat posed

2') She'll think "The Tw@t! - on top of everything else he's gay "


50/50 ain't bad odds....
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Especially if the resolution is good enough to show all the tagnuts.
 
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Never underestimate a woman's resolve if she wants to get to the bottom of things....

They are better at gathering Intel than any CIA / MI6 organisation....



Chris


indeed... we are also FANTASTIC at remebering things you might have done that annoyed us a year or two ago... but waiting a few yrs for the right time to remind you of it while giving you grief for somthing else!

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Are women mad ? well yes I'm sure I read it somewhere that it was a proven scientific fact

I tend to live by the rule that as a bloke we are all in the poop its just the depth that varies

Its just reasuring for me to know that at the moment AL is in deeper poop than me, but if you really want to see how mad Mrs AL could be then you could let her read this thread
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