Women

Which she will hear as "...mumble...mutter....brother..mumble ... yada...yada...attractive girlfriend"

Good luck with that.

A good rule of thumb for any guy when coming into contact with the fairer sex is this....

How many shoes does she posess?

The qty is directly proportional to the amount of personalities she has....


Chris

i own 69 pairs..............

What made you stop at that number ??

Well i only got 5 pairs shoes 3 pairs trainers

who says ive stopped? lol just sounded good resting at 69 lol

Originally Posted by chrisd_b

A good rule of thumb for any guy when coming into contact with the fairer sex is this....

How many shoes does she posess?

The qty is directly proportional to the amount of personalities she has....


Chris

That gives Mrs McCartney an unfair advantage.

Originally Posted by emgee

That gives Mrs McCartney an unfair advantage.

I mean

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Al, I did some freaky things when I was pregnant. You just cannot help it - honestly!

It's Mr PG that keeps a list of potential prowlers after me and I think he's daft but it's ok. I just work hard at reassuring him that he has no reason to worry. It's not just a woman thing, being insecure.

My missus is only hormonal for 51 weeks of the year! She always accuses me of chatting up other women when I'm on AO! Always starts off an arguement that one. I must still love her after 18 years of marriage but she drives me mad sometimes. Problem is it drives me to flirt with other women then that makes it worse still! But I just find it really easy to chat with women any age...totally innocently aswell

Originally Posted by pb5691

My missus is only hormonal for 51 weeks of the year! She always accuses me of chatting up other women when I'm on AO! Always starts off an arguement that one. I must still love her after 18 years of marriage but she drives me mad sometimes. Problem is it drives me to flirt with other women then that makes it worse still! But I just find it really easy to chat with women any age...totally innocently aswell

that's right - they MAKE you flirt with other wimmin

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

well i managed to fix the nurse's pc anyway. trouble is she can now start messaging me on facebook as well

but i stand by my original thought - women are all mad

I couldn't agree more... and here's the proof (were any needed)... Imagine the scene...

me "I've seen a nice giutar...." *notice subtle hint*

Herself "NO"

See - bonkers...

completely an utterly HATSTAND

relations have defrosted a little more since the other day, but women are all still mad. and nursey has sent me some naughty stuff on facebook. ho hum.

It seems the initial choice is Miss Nursey or Mrs Al.

One of those will lead very soon to Mrs Palm (and her five lovely daughters).

i could always bury the pair of them under the patio. out of sight out of mind and all that

What gets me is that Mrs F knows full well what I'm like.... she's know me long enough (25 odd years) and yet when she has an argument with me (I don't normally get a look in ) we go through the same old routine....

{No' of days...} Silent treatment.....which will include me being spoken too like an utter sh1te and growled at every time I move...me having a stab at what I've done wrong (usually resulting in a prolonged period of silence cos I've reminder her of something else I've done) finally coming together in a row which I can't join in on cos' Ive got no idea what were arguing about... something I said 4 years ago rearing its head (I cant remember what I said 4 min's ago so what chance have I got) and then me having to appolgise for whatever I may or may not have done because its that or kill her where she stands and bring the loons up with no mother
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Bless her heart

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

i could always bury the pair of them under the patio. out of sight out of mind and all that

That way you could consentrate on what really make's men happy....

Beer...
Kebabs... (or Curry)
Sport... (optional)
Guitars....
More Beer...


Ahh! bliss

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

relations have defrosted a little more since the other day, but women are all still mad. and nursey has sent me some naughty stuff on facebook. ho hum.

Glad to hear it Al.

I hope the "naughty stuff" is not too much so and you take suitable precautions to prevent WW3 breaking out should MrsAl get even a sniff of it after the last few days.....being buried under the patio yourself might start to look attractive!

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

Glad to hear it Al.

I hope the "naughty stuff" is not too much so and you take suitable precautions to prevent WW3 breaking out should MrsAl get even a sniff of it after the last few days.....being buried under the patio yourself might start to look attractive!