Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL
they're all friggin INSANE mad as badgers the lot of 'em
They are not all insane......*puts down the lighter and petrol can*
Well im not ...
perhaps those words we know we should say more often.....
Chris
i don't think asking her to bring me breakfast in bed will really help matters
anyway, relations have defrosted a little this morning but the aggro will no doubt ebb and flow in waves for a few days. bottom line is that nothing will ever happen between me & the nurse, full stop. a) i'm a married man and b)she is in a serious relationship with mrs al's brother who i'm very good mates with. so why i have to get treated like a dirtbag is just a bit silly really...
As a long standing (suffering) male of 28 years marriage, if I've learned anything it is that women are driven by a sense of security.
Undermine that sense of security in any way shape or form and you will feel the true wrath of what it is to be faced by a tigress.
My advice Al, is that even though you've done nowt wrong in the absolute, a big slobbery sorry for unintentionally upsetting her will go long way to improve your chances of not having to sleep in the garage.
I know it aint fair, but it is the law according to the feminine - and they always win.........
Ask Macca........
"On a scale of one to ten, with ten being a sensitive, new-age man and one being a chimp throwing faeces, I'd put you more towards the monkey axis"
mad as badgers the lot of 'em
..............just sent that one to my wife
and you know its funny after all these years i can still remember her....name 
