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Al!

You are guilty because she says you are! "Doing" nothing is a minor mitigation in her mind.

Even the timing of Ex calling is partly your fault just now. Somehow you encouraged it by being on facebook. Even if Ex doesn't know you're married MrsAl thinks she knows and is after bagging her bloke. Daft but that's what she thinks.

You must think like the enemy - not that they are enemies as such.

You have been out of order old mate and you must work at putting it ight or she'll let it fester at your expense.....





PS - don't forget to post pics of the nurse eh?

i'm sorting a strippa for Al next week

Happy?

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

I'm not doing the apology thing as that's an admission of guilt, and technically I've done nothing wrong.

I agree with you 100%.

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

Plus the flirty girlfriend has said she'll pop by my office for a cuppa next week dressed in full nurse gear.

I think I might need to pop in to see her too.

Originally Posted by steveisfrowning

i'm sorting a strippa for Al next week

oh go on then, might as well get hung for a flock than a sheep or whatever the saying is

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

Al!

You are guilty because she says you are! "Doing" nothing is a minor mitigation in her mind.

Even the timing of Ex calling is partly your fault just now. Somehow you encouraged it by being on facebook. Even if Ex doesn't know you're married MrsAl thinks she knows and is after bagging her bloke. Daft but that's what she thinks.

You must think like the enemy - not that they are enemies as such.

You have been out of order old mate and you must work at putting it ight or she'll let it fester at your expense.....





PS - don't forget to post pics of the nurse eh?

Jim is spot on


unless.....

if you absolutely knew that with a wonderful dream sweetheart you could, disgracefully and abominally...with no absolutely no repurcussions.......would you?

If in your heart the answer was no..............ya in the clear?

Originally Posted by steveisfrowning

i'm sorting a strippa for Al next week

Originally Posted by steveisfrowning

Happy?

Happy stripping while Al sips tea? Not a pretty picture!


Al - trust me on this. You have done something wrong by going to her brother's girlfriend's gaffe to help her. The rest just added to it. The only way you could have helped that girl would have een if she'd dropped it off at your house, or if MrsAl was with you. Harsh, unfair but true,

Originally Posted by Roswell

I think I might need to pop in to see her too.

actually the reality isn't as good as you'd think. she actually IS a nurse so it's not gonna be the pvc & heels type outfit, more the blue trousers and sensible shoes type thing. i might ring her and ask her to come as a secretary instead...

on second thoughts, maybe not i dunno, i have a very different outlook on things like this than mrs al. i'm quite a secure person so i don't get the whole jealousy/possessiveness thing, and i'm not gonna bow down to her insecurities. i know some might say her insecurities are of my making but i'm not that kind of bloke. i might be a bit flirty sometimes but i'm a faithful husband so she's got nowt to worry about

now where's me beer gone...

Again, Jim is true

and the mocked up internet photies of you chuggin hard on her bruvs gf's chaps (done by someone not me) are persuasive and unfair

Have a mate who said:-
1- If it has tits or wheels its trouble.
2- Never trust a creature that can bleed for a week and live.

Now runs and hides for a cuddle with Mrs S . . . . . . . . . . .

We love them really though, don't we

Originally Posted by Scott1s

1- If it has tits or wheels its trouble.
2- Never trust a creature that can bleed for a week and live.

amen brother

ouch

Keep it clean chaps


Oh an Al, women are not bonkers. They just know us all too well, that's the problem

no, they are mad

They'd say the same towards men

because they're mad - it proves the fact