Women

Originally Posted by foxybrown

Thats not fair - I wanted Chris first! Just cos you are right there near him and I m so far away! Chris are you always this fickle? Gibbo, dont let him treat us like this, why dont you go with me and not him? Chris? What have you got to say about that?

God you are bonkers m'lady

I can be ready to leave then chap. They do reasonable food at the Ace As long as you don't mind nomad watching you eat

You missed me though Chris.

Night night.

Behave all! x

Women are all mad. Mad as a box of frogs.

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Women are all mad. Mad as a box of frogs.

Some certainly are

Obviously not you PG It's in your intials your Parental Guidance

omg what have i created, another IPT?





i've been invited out on friday night by mrs al's brother and some of his mates, but nursey will be there and mrs al won't. there's nothing wrong with that in my book, but i'm beginning to think i should say no for the sake of an easy life trouble is nursey scrubs up a treat so i can't guarantee i'd be able to not flirt with her once i've had a few


EDIT: i'm a bad man

Stay at home

You go, but leave your todger at home

Originally Posted by Jed

You go, but leave your todger at home

it's not that long

daft thing is, neil (mrs al's bro) trusts me implicitly - he even asked me to go along to a dave spikey stand-up gig with nursey a month or so ago as a couple of blokes in the group who were going fancy the pants off her and i could look after her/keep an eye on her

oh the irony

Originally Posted by Gibbo

Stay at home

What Gibbo said

Originally Posted by Jed

You go, but leave your todger at home

Or stick it in the ice bucket

Pretend to be asleep Always works lmao.

Originally Posted by foxybrown

Mr Nomad - I heard that! Having drunkenly taken the Queens shilling, quite often, at little notice I am summoned to carry out my duty to this wonderful country, in order that you may sit in front of your PC and type to your virtual friends - I am a target for the strange enemy. Having fabulous mammaries does not stop my role as one of HM finest, I will show you Mister!!!

Of course you will dear

PS Can I have my hook and bait back please

But Al, if you stay at home, then Mrs Al will know something is up, otherwise why would you need to stay away?

In summary:

Al goes out with nursey = Al dead.
Al doesn't go out with nursey = Al dead.

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

i've been invited out on friday night by mrs al's brother and some of his mates, but nursey will be there and mrs al won't. there's nothing wrong with that in my book, but i'm beginning to think i should say no for the sake of an easy life trouble is nursey scrubs up a treat so i can't guarantee i'd be able to not flirt with her once i've had a few


EDIT: i'm a bad man

Originally Posted by ACAPULCO AL

daft thing is, neil (mrs al's bro) trusts me implicitly - he even asked me to go along to a dave spikey stand-up gig with nursey a month or so ago as a couple of blokes in the group who were going fancy the pants off her and i could look after her/keep an eye on her

oh the irony

This sounds like fun.

Perhaps we should all pop along...

just to keep an eye on you of course...

I would go AL, but I'm bad too

Tricky. Could you not pretend to go up until the day and then be ill? That way Mrs AL might be less suspicious and you get to avoid temptation.

Al I think you need to have a long chat with John Wayen Bobbitt...

He maybe able to give you some useful pointers of how to lead a normal life after..........