Ladies: Which is the most important

#1 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

to be performing early morning in your cars....?

Keithy · #2 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Can't wait to see the poll!!

#3 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Whoops, I missed off "Smoking a fag."

GhostyDog · #4 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Classic, when you see one doing their makeup or checking themselves out in the VANITY mirror I feel like getting out my car siddling up to the car and saying

'your ugly love, nothings going to change that no matter how much slap you put on, now get your eyes on the road.'

Keithy · #5 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Originally Posted by Nev

Whoops, I missed off "Smoking a fag."

Amongst other things

zulu ferret · #6 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Most I view around here spend a lot of energy pushing and shoving loads of sprogs into their massive motors, before they are all dumped at school. Not sure there is much time for owt' else prior to this on these chilly fogged up screen mornings? Do tell ?

Redmatt75 · #7 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Originally Posted by zulu ferret

Do tell ?

Yes - I sense an early morning tale of near-miss road rage angst. Having said that, I've seen just as much crappy driving from male drivers recently, so diplomatically voted 'signalling'

Joss · #8 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Are any women going to comment.... me thinks not

symon · #9 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

I followed a lady this morning. 40mph along a road with a 60mph speed limit, and weaving over the road whilst adjusting her hair.

If she had driven at 60mph it would have allowed her more time to adjust her hair before she left her house.

Keithy · #10 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Originally Posted by symon

If she had driven at 60mph it would have allowed her more time to adjust her hair before she left her house.

Mrs H · #11 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

When I was working on night shifts for the Airlines all needed to do is to make sure I was to wear my uniform at all times including my hat....so you can imaging what my face would look like trying to put my make up on in the dark whilst driving on the M4 around about 65 -

70mph.
Tried mascara once not again.

Happy Man · #12 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Who's going to post the picture of Nev strung up by his b*ll*cks

VO2Max · #13 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Sadly, he lives what is in all likelihood a safe distance from any of the female AO'ers.

Gibbo · #14 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

I know where he lives and am open to bribery

#15 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

I'm moving soon.

howell811 · #16 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Originally Posted by Mrs H

When I was working on night shifts for the Airlines all I needed to do is to make sure I was to wear my uniform at all times including my hat.

I miss your uniform.

Gibbo · #17 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

~~We all do~~ Was it nice, Howell

divadiva · #18 (**Post Link**) 18-11-11

Originally Posted by Mrs H

When I was working on night shifts for the Airlines all needed to do is to make sure I was to wear my uniform at all times including my hat....so you can imaging what my face would look like trying to put my make up on in the dark whilst driving on the M4 around about 65 -70mph.
Tried mascara once not again.

Mascara? OMG

I sometimes apply lip gloss at traffic lights....but that's it!