Originally Posted by Fast frank
Our local variant (the Midgie) can be deswaded by the liberal application on 'Avon' Skin So Soft moisturiser. In Scotland it's a well kept secret.:flag:
I heard that too.never used to bother me until I was bitten by a Canadian variant.Since then bitten all the time. so Nev I wear a suit of armour and all the above.
I recal the first Mrs P on a visit to Kenya.Out on a safari and she visited the loo...a wee mossie must have been in hiding and saw this huge white butt parking furre a single fish.The wee bwastie must huv thought it was it's all it's birthdays cum at once.Sank its fangs in so it did .Whjat a mega plookie oan her bahookie.How she landed a joab wie crimeshoppers has me beat.Couldnae sit oan her erse fur weeks...I still wet maessll thinking aboot it.
Originally Posted by scsc
Run your hands over any Scotsman and you're guaranteed to find lovely soft skin.
Oh the marmaries scsc.
Years ago at a cops stag night in Hamilton the auld man oan the shift was invited to rub baby oil over the stripper.
when he returned to his seat he had us all in hysterics.
"Thon lassie has lovely soft skin"
I quick as a flash said "If you were getting baby oil rubbed intae your skin 5 times a day you'd huve saft skin tae" Wisnae a dry eye in the club.