The Merkin Poll

[Icheb]

As per the thread name

[Gibbo]

[Icheb]

They said you'd do that

[Keithy]

Found one in the bath last week. At least that's what I thought it was - the plug hole had even formed it into a female-friendly shape!

[mikebrown]

merkin - gerkin....syrup of figs....

[rmaxeman]

[weebob]

oh yes... my wife knows them better than most

[Nev]

It's a pub name!


Like the "Beaver & Merkin"

[K9d]

I said no, but thanks to Google I do now.

[Keithy]

No 000fus0000 yet?

[KiwiAlfa156]

Don't be jerkin' the gherkin under ya merkin...

[SpiderMonkey]

0of0 might be Lurkin in his Merkin

[milowokie]

Had this discussion ages ago,

but 0of0 was absent from that thread.....

http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/way-o...a-new-pet.html (Looking for a new pet...?)

[0of0]

I didn't until Saturday night & was quizzing most folk on Sunday about their knowledge of 'down below wiggery'

[kayem]

Ah yes, I remember The Merkins, a good little pop group. Didn't they have a top 10 hit back in the 60s with a Beatles cover version?

[Keithy]

Is it better to have a Merkin than a comb-over?

[Walkies]

its a fake badger, i mean bea....

[EauRouge]

A Meerkat cousin!?

[Ronald]

Yes.

As an aside, are you aware why its referred to as 'beaver'?

[GhostyDog]

I was on about this t'other night, we were wondering at what age people generally notice the first grey pube and what they do about it?

Dye
Shave
Merkin

Is this the exhaustive list?

[EauRouge]

4.) Don't worry about it!

[wayne-dear]

I have even seen them be used by a man as a 'goatee' beard

[Keithy]

Originally Posted by Ronald

Yes.

As an aside, are you aware why its referred to as 'beaver'?

...go on......

[Ronald]

Well...

In the old Vaudeville days, ladies that performed, erm, "exotic dances", were required, by law, to not bare all. Thus the birth of the merkin as an entertainer's costume. And the material used? Beaver pelt.

[SpiderMonkey]

Originally Posted by wayne-dear

I have even seen them be used by a man as a 'goatee' beard