My name is Lord Crayfish Lagoons III KFC OCD & Bhhhh and I'm an Alfaholic.
Having kicked a 147 TS Selespeed habit last year, I'm afraid I've lapsed again and ...
I really don't like the thought of driving an Audi, Benz or Beemer incase people think I'm a Berk. I also don't trust people who drive Porkers. I love my Bella and also love my custom Italian racing bike.