Re: howdy horseless carriage fans
Shucks 'n fiddledee-dee, what a warm and a fuzzy welcome. Sure is good 't be here in th e'ole country.
Been stayin' in a mighty fine ponderossa on the Hyndlegland Road with a coupla fine gals. Yous might know 'em? - Roona and Knocka Boot, bit rough furra NooYoker like maself but mighty generous just the same y' know?
Took me ta see sumbady by the name of Mr Roderick Stoowart at big a coral Hamba-den. Heck, could hardly see the guy for 40,000 critters all 'a singin along. How come y'all all wear pink stetsuns?
Repaired back to the Marriot Saloon for a few gulps of your most fine fallin' down water but got arrested for givin' the bar tender instruction in chewin ma fist, if ya know wher am headin'. Sly critter charged me 10 Scottish bucks for two white wines for "the ladies". A protested most strongly...but the local sheriff was not 't be persuaded.
Gotta sign off now folks, Judge Bajin is sittin' at ma hearin'.......