By way of intro, I will start a list of my 147 "issues", since these are what endear us to alfas. Anyone sharing my delusion should contribute.
1. Compulsive friendliness: wagging rear wiper at other cars without my encouragement (or rain). Embarrassing.
2. Identity crisis, believes itself to be left-hand drive: came with upside-down mileage reset etc. buttons. Missing Milan
3. Emotional: tears in right headlight when I pick up from showroom last year. Missing Lamborghini girlfriend, i think.
(to be continued)