Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: United Kingdom
County: Greater Manchester
Good evening and welcome. I'm a bit of a newbie myself. Well actually a lot of a newbie. The Milaneses have been attempting to seduce me for a while. I've been through the foreplay and so far so good, although there have been a few sleepless nights.....have I done the right thing; will it still respect me in the morning or look at me with contempt and dump it's coolant all over the drive, or worse still, all over lane 3 of the M60 - at 5.20 in the morning. Even worse than that, what if it hates me?
I haven't even got to the stage of losing my virginity.....that will come on Friday afternoon when I pick her up; hang on, did I just refer to a car as "her"?
It's worse than I thought. Quick, get a Doctor, or better still, a Nurse.