Ferrari International Assistance (advert)

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

1. Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we will rule out the other party even if it's embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

2; Exclusive access to a secret second lane in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

3; Guaranteed world championship?
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we will do the rest

4; A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars.

5; Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a blind eye policy just for Ferrari drivers

6; Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they get in front of you

7; A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities

8; Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we will be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in



Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years


AlfaLincs (OK so I borrowed this off a yachting forum)

[Chill]

FIA = Corrupt Motorsport

[broom_zoeyellow]

FIA = F***ers In Arms

[BigFoot]

Not that funny, we need something cleverer

[PR]

A very similar "joke" appeared during the Spying controversy. Went all quiet when the FIA visited McLaren headquarters and they confessed all

[Dibby]

Also:
Sniff Petrol THIS JUST IN…

[toby2449]

oh getting very bored.....

[73GTVJim]

I thought it was hilariously close to the truth!

No wonder BF didn't like it

[BigFoot]

It just went on and on and on


The linky provided is quite rude.

[v6junky]

I only have two words:

FORZA FERRARI!!!!!!!

Nothing else matters...

[Dibby]

It's quite a rude one, that's why I made it a linky and not a piccy. By all means take it down if it's too rude

[BigFoot]

I think it's passable.

It would have been just as funny if they used different terminology but anyway

[Dibby]

Fairy-nuff. Sniff Petrol have never been a website to mince their words

[chrisd_b]

I think it is totally unfair to try and cast doubt to FIA's integrity

Its record of unbiased judications speak for itself

[v6junky]

Originally Posted by chrisd_b

I think it is totally unfair to try and cast doubt to FIA's integrity

Its record of unbiased judications speak for itself

And lets not forget a good spanking....

[Ralf S.]

You forgot:

"Been a ****? Shunted a car that was stationary at the end of the pit-lane..? "


Ah.. or was that "Our Lewie?"


Ralf S.

[Dibby]

And he got done fair and square, he took his penalty and paid for his mistake. He didn't receive any help from the FIA so wouldn't be relevant to put it in that list Ralf.

[BigFoot]

How about the crane last year?

Got stuck in the gravel? No need for the AA, the FIA will sort you out

[Ralf S.]

It occurred to the Younger Mrs S. that maybe the FIA doesn't have a conspiracy to help Ferrari... maybe they just don't like McLaren very much.

Mind you, nobody in the history of F1 (104 years) ever stole a competitor's car before (and then tried to make the FIA look like fools by pretending that nobody knew anything about it... honest!)

They breached the 11th commandment dudes... "Thou shall not take the ****!" All this is just karma.


Ralf S.