Ladies and Gentleman... welcome to the first of THE ANNUAL KESWICK MEET AWARDS, nominated for these awards are all people who turned up, may they be treasured in our memories....
Best Penaulty award... Me... as i was obviousley to tight to pay for an extra hour on the parking meter (b****** parking attendent) £30 fine
Spill Of The Day award... Andy155... nearly, very nearly, lost control but well done for keeping it sidways (you actually ment to do that didnt you)
Best Drink award....Jason... for discovering Banana Beer!!! very nice indeed but after 5 pints i dont think the ladies wanted a quick snog!!!
Ghost Town award... keswick at night!
Best Scrape award.... Marlon... for exiting a car park while cleverly explaining how low his car is.... are we to be respraying that front bumper then?
Best Fraise award.... WERE GOING TO A GAY BAR!!! this was so poular with certain members of the group that it became a chant!! i'm not saying who it was but you know who you are guys..... did you ever find that place then JASON
Best Chat Up Line award... Me.. "do you know i'm an F1 racing driver" i'm not kidding it actually worked!!
Best Exit award..... Me... you missed this one guy's, went to leave the club missed every step on the way out, falling over and injuring myself, then to stand up as if nothing had happened (its called falling with style)
Best Sick award.. Me..again, and again, and again, oh yeah and again