Car manufacturers' letters to Santa

[Scudetto]

Car manufacturers’ letters to Santa this year:

“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a talented designer?

Thank you,

Mercedes Benz”
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“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a rather more than two models in the line up?

Thank you,

Alfa Romeo”
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“Dear Santa,

Help!

Thank you,

Saab”
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“Dear Santa,

For Christmas, please may we have a few sales? One, even?

Yours,

Maybach”
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Carry on as you wish

[symon]

"Dear Santa,

Have you any ideas on how we could possibly make our cars even uglier?

Thanks

Mini"

[RomeoRaiderZ]

Dear Santa

Could we please have some more tracing paper?

Thanks

Porsche Design Studio

[73GTVJim]

Dear Santa,

Please can we have some more reliable electrical bits for our Passats and A4s?

Love
VAG

[73GTVJim]

Dear Santa,

Please can we have some more Lancia badges?

Thanks y'all
Chrysler

[73GTVJim]

Dear Santa,

Please let us have another odd niche product we haven't squeezed into an already bloated, ugly but top-selling range! A single seat, convertible X5 might work?

Yours joyfully
BMW

[73GTVJim]

Dear Santa,

Please make the Accord look less of a polluting, overpriced fleet turkey this Christmas.

Dreamily yours,
Honda

[Gaz]

Dear Santa

Please can you make us more ostentatious as we dont believe we are yet

Thanks

Bentley












*I have to disagree on the Merc-Benz one, i think most of them are fantastic looking cars *

[Joss]

Dear santa

please can we have some more plastic trim clips as they keep falling off with the trim

Thanks.

Renault

[Gaz]

Dear Santa

Please can we have a CEO that knows what he wants to do with us?

Sincerely

TVR

[Joss]

dear santa

Can we have some stronger cambelts please

yours

The fiat group

[Joss]

Dear santa,

Please can we have a time machine so we can go back in time and have another go

Yours

MG Rover

[Gaz]

Dear fat fecker

Can you make us more c0ckish, maybe have a 3rd rear brake light shaped like the middle finger gesture?

Up yours

Audi

[ACAPULCO AL]

dear santa,

please could we have 2 more cyilinders

thanks,
alfa

[symon]

Dear Santa

Please could we have a CEO with a passion for the Brand

Regards,

Fiat/Alfa/Lancia

[MalcQV]

Originally Posted by Joss

Dear santa,

Please can we have a time machine so we can go back in time and have another go

Yours

MG Rover

Dear Santa could you please give us a marketing department as we do make cars albeit in China but sell them here from an assembly plant at Longbridge. You see nobody knows we exist.

Yours
MG UK.

[Dave Brand]

Dear Santa,

Could we please have some indicator switches?

Yours
BMW

[MariusGTV]

Dear Santa

Can you please arrange for our lead designer to be taken on an extended holiday.........forever!

Thanks in anticipation.

Peugeot

[Joss]

Dear Santa

Please can you shoot whoever it was in management who decided that no one would want a C30 polestar.

Yours

Volvo Shop floor staff

[Keithy]

Dear Santa

Can we have some more of these cruise control buttons please?

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Cheers!
BMW

[73GTVJim]

Originally Posted by Gaz

Dear fat fecker

Can you make us more c0ckish, maybe have a 3rd rear brake light shaped like the middle finger gesture?

Up yours

Audi

[73GTVJim]

Dear Santa,

What can I get you, old boy?

Yours graciously,

Rolls Royce

[Scudetto]

Dear Santa,

Please may we have five NCAP stars for next time?

Yours,

Head of Safety,

Jaguar

[Scudetto]

Dear Santa,

My mummy helped me write this. Please may I have a facelift?

Yours,

The Nissan Juke (aged two)

[Scudetto]

Dear Santa,

If you can fit global domination in your sack, just leave it by the Goods In door.

Thanks very much,

Volkswagen Group.