If you like clocks, you'll love this Skoda

[Scudetto]

yesterday, for whimsical reasons, i looked at used Skodas on PH.

You would assume that an experienced car dealer could write an advert, right?

I'd like to know what the bod that wrote this ad was smoking:

"Blue, clock, five seats, hatchback, taxed, one owner..."

Clock? Clock as the second key selling point? What donkey decides a flippin' clock is a used car's key sales feature? but quite

("that's handy. I always wanted a clock with a car attached to it.")