Picture the scene:
Beautiful sunny day. Blue cloudless sky.
Looooooong sweeping bend on the Worcester bypass, visibility approx half a mile in either direction.
Two cars are on the road. One is me in my just waxed Alfa Red GTV Cup roaring in one direction.
The other is a loan male driver in an Alfa Red Phase 2 Spider roaring in the opposite direction.
We soar towards each other like two fiery comets, sharing the perfect moment. As we approach each other, I stick my entire arm out of the window, grinning like an idiot as if we're doing a 140MPH high five! In return I get
Nothing.
Not a flicker of recognition, not a raised eyebrow.
What an arse
