Ok, you lot - laugh at my OTHER car and I'll sulk....

[Stupidname]

Seeing as I'm keen to join in with all the local meets, I want to give you all a bit of a laugh.

The only way that I could justify my "proper" car (ie the one in my profile pic) is to get a utility/mpv/general taxi type of vehicle. The idea is to rack up the miles, transport the kids, tow trailer, yadda yadda yadda.

And the attached photo will give you an idea of what I bought. People stare at me in EITHER car - - but for very different reasons!

So if you're at an Alfa meet out here in the East, or even just out on the roads near Diss, and see me and some grubby, feral looking kids in Shrek (as they loving call it - "cos it's so green and ugly"), please don't laugh.

Worse still, I'm now so used to the Alfa Wave I get in the Spider that sometimes I wave at oncoming Alfas - from Shrek. The look of indignation is understandable, but still funny....

And SIXTY-FOUR miles to the gallon kind of makes the persecution a bit easier....

No words.... (sorry)

[JonSpiderMan]

Blimey has the Front Bumper had botox

I like it it's a bit mad looking like the old Multipla was

[BIDET FITZAKAZI]

Go on give it the Barry Boy treatment it's half way there!

[Stupidname]

WEIRD.
In the time it's taken to post this, Mrs Teapot has just smashed it up.

[SteveAlfaGT]

Originally Posted by PsychoTeapot

WEIRD.
In the time it's taken to post this, Mrs Teapot has just smashed it up.

Did she hit it with the ugly stick?

[baby278278]

Its green

No they did that in the factory

[SteveAlfaGT]

Originally Posted by happy man

No they did that in the factory

I thought it was an after photo

I think you could spec up with more lumpy bits

[SteveAlfaGT]

Theres a lot of people who think the Mito looks poor from certain angles especially the front but this is something else. It could be a star of a new programme for ITV4 - "When car design goes bad".

I bet the 5 girls in your office don't press their faces against the window when they see you in this. Still waiting for the lend of the Spider and your office address Dave.

[bobda]

Originally Posted by PsychoTeapot

WEIRD.
In the time it's taken to post this, Mrs Teapot has just smashed it up.

Oh dear, hope she's OK.

Put some 'after' pictures up and we'll see if it's improved at all.

[nigelread]

Originally Posted by PsychoTeapot

WEIRD.
In the time it's taken to post this, Mrs Teapot has just smashed it up.

Think she is trying to tell you somthing

[Marko Le Rosso]

She has done 'Shrek' a favour, and likely improved the styling.

I do like the MPG however.

[bazza]

What in the name of God is it? And can it be cured?

[jmacina]

I´ve seen worse...

[SteveAlfaGT]

Originally Posted by PsychoTeapot

And SIXTY-FOUR miles to the gallon kind of makes the persecution a bit easier....

yeh, the less time spent stopped at a petrol station having ridicule poured on you the better. to be honest i'd want a barryboy tinted windscreen if i had to drive that thing.

[alfies156]

speachless fuggly car but at least you can take away the pain of driving that by driving your bella

[Stupidname]

Some really funny comments, guys.

Would've posted earlier, but had a sense of humour failure - my poor kids have got whiplash where some tw@t rear-ended them.

[GhostyDog]

sorry to here about the crash

[Marko Le Rosso]

Originally Posted by PsychoTeapot

Some really funny comments, guys.

Would've posted earlier, but had a sense of humour failure - my poor kids have got whiplash where some tw@t rear-ended them.

Oh mate, sorry to hear about the injuries. How is the wife?

[BIDET FITZAKAZI]

Sorry to hear that, hope everyone will be o.k.

[Seasider]

still trying to find a picture of a car ... only see a piccie of a Van !

[JonSpiderMan]

Sorry to about the smash, hope the kids are OK.

[Commanderfish]

Oh dear! Hope everyone is okay.

By the way, I love the fact that the kids call it Shrek! It really looks like him, even has the ears and big grin!