Santa's Sleigh

[Ant]

Today we have a seasonal "vehicle". Though nobody's really sure of how it works, every year it goes around the world in one night. Pretty impressive, eh? Merry Christmas!!

Engine: 32 reindeer legs
Power: 8 brp
Aspiration: Natural, 8 dual-nostril intakes
Navigation: Red nose GPS
Range: All over the globe in one filling
Cargo capacity: Unlimited trans-dimensional storage

[Brickman]

Got to be Sub zero

Sub zero

[guiliasuper]

They don't make them like they used to!
Merry, Merry Health & Fun to all.

Sub-zero - it has to be, otherwise the snow would melt? Come on??

:coat:

8 dual nostril intakes ...

[Fast Frank]

Sub Zero :ANYWORD:

[Alfaspeed]

Only (somebody fill in the gap) _____ horsepower. It has no safety features of any kind. No windscreen to keep the snow out of your eyes and no doors to stop you falling out. How could this be anything but uncool? Plus it's a garish colour, has no alloys and lacks style.

But the worst thing has to be the fact that this guy has been spotted out and about in his vehicle since October unnecessarily exciting my kids and giving me grief.

Come on, old man, cut me some slack. And if you bring me socks again this year, it will be your last.

Sub of course Cos, like, he lives at the Norf Pole dunnhe - doh

Sub zero

Eco Friendly rating poor due to the 8 Raggazon piped methane fueld Reindeer exhausts

[symon]

It has to be sub zero. It has no roof and no heater so it is bound to be very cool.

It is Clarence the Brown nose reindeer I feel sorry for. He is the one just behind Rudolph, and his brakes aren't too good.

Gay as ****.


Helios' chariot kicks it's arse.

[GJ]

Brilliant

...but after 12th night ......


It's rubbish

[So I need to edit my vote...... "make it so"...... Mr Mod ]

[Scudetto]

off the scale cool

[73GTVJim]

Love the tech spec Ant.

Sub zero - got to be. Rare to the point of being mythical. Incredibly fast. Amazing economy - green to the n-th degree. And guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone's lips, especially kids. How could it be anything else?

[GTA Jim]

Originally Posted by 73GTVJim

Love the tech spec Ant.

+1

[Kevin Slegg]

Sub-Zero (I want pressies next year as well )

[Dirk]

So Sub Zero, it belongs in the North Pole

[Keithy]

Sub zero, naturally. Only downside is the view from the driving seat.

[GhostyDog]

Grandadmobile

[BigFoot]

Not my type of ride

[DrJustice]

Originally Posted by Ant

Though nobody's really sure of how it works,...

Why, it works on the exact same principle as these earlier models, of course:

DJ
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[Jack 147]

Sub zero

it would get you noticed

[Ant]

Seasonal bump.

[GJ]

Perhaps you should 'reset' the votes to zero every year