Only (somebody fill in the gap) _____ horsepower. It has no safety features of any kind. No windscreen to keep the snow out of your eyes and no doors to stop you falling out. How could this be anything but uncool? Plus it's a garish colour, has no alloys and lacks style.
But the worst thing has to be the fact that this guy has been spotted out and about in his vehicle since October unnecessarily exciting my kids and giving me grief.
Come on, old man, cut me some slack. And if you bring me socks again this year, it will be your last.