Is that volcanic ash stuff landing all over the place? Will it wreck my paint?
I'm in the jungle at the moment (been posted to West Africa)
and I left me beast outdoors in leafy Surrey for the duration..
Will I come back to find it entombed, Pompeii-like, under a layer of ash or has that stuff not really settled yet?
Will my paint be vaporised within a millimetre of it's life by the time I get back? My lad had half a pot of Poorboy's Natty Blue was on it... so I'm hoping it can shrug off the airborne assault...
but if it's going to melt my paint, I'll get my boss to pay for someone to go round and give it a wash!