So, my mate likes to fiddle with his car and now he's buggered it up (

); so I took him to a performance shop who said they would fix it.
While we were there, we wondered what the MiTo was getting at the wheels and asked if we could do a dyno.
Apparently, we can't.
Why?
Because you can't turn off the traction control.
Telling a man he can't dyno his car is like telling a boy he can't play with his transformers. As much as I love my car, right now, I hate Alfa for taking away the "secret DNA mode" which I dubbed "Super Awesome Death Machine Mode: .. Q.Q