When was the last time you changed your oil ??..
if the compression test comes up ok ..
get a clean bowl and and drain it.. take a good look at it
it should be oil colour or jet black.. if there's any brownish grey in there.. it could be water mixed in..
If its good oil put it back.. or change it if you feel rich..
there's a way of checking for water in oil.. so here goes.......
steal the frying pan without "her indoors" seeing..
heat up frying pan on cooker..
put a couple of drops of your engine oil into hot frying pan..
if it bubbles and steams.. it's got water in it..
now make bacon sandwich .. see it's not all bad
Gettin' to old for this sh*t
Last edited by seadart; 15-02-14 at 14:07.