i got three minutes before i am wanted again.
wayne dear dear wayne. i love you too especially if you gave me the right answer.
my darling wayne, tell me, what is a metalarm and can i switch it off?
rushy, you are a naughty boy because i am not a wind up. i have big b**bs and blonde hair. what i dont have is experience on cars. lets swap, you get your kit off and i will fix cars. the one who gets the most money will be the winner, which will be YOU because i am thick and know nothing..... except how to make gerzillions by getting my kit off!
dick dastardly is handsome by the way. he looks like damien hills dad, garry hill i think, who was dashing and debonair but looked like dick dastardly, like my dad does. so, dont dis the dick!
love to wayne
dear, dear, wayne dear