Originally Posted by penelopepitstop
hello to one and all,
what a sad bunch of mis believers you are.
my mom first called my dad dick dastardly years ago. when i was born i naturally became penelope pitstop especially as i grew blonde and beautiful ( according to my dad!) but my mom is just 'mom'. however the two boys next door quickly became rock & gravel. we like them so we do not call them the gruesome twosome or the slag brothers. i had the box set from Warner Brothers when i was young. i think there were only twenty episodes. so there.
i have a confidentiallity clause in my contract and so i cannot use my real name or reveal anything about me without going through my agent. that is why i am penelopepitsop on here. you all use false names anyway so what is the difference.
i do earn gerzillions but have not done so for long so the aston martin will have to wait till next year (joke) and anyway my other jobs were in a bread shop, nail salon and behind a bar so my gerzillions might be less than you think.
i am not too intellectual and failed my exams but i did go to a very posh school where i was taught to read and write correctly so i hate text speak. although i type quickly i am not too bothered about punctuation (writing on my ipad which is difficult to use) so i know i don't put capitals etc
smiffy is wrong to say the car is stolen. and it is not very nice the way some of you joke about me. i dont mind a laugh but nobody has yet told meabout the metalarm switch and where the battery is.
and the reason i did not respond is because i am at blinking work. you rotten sods.
i am off to SA tonight for a week (working) so can wayne dear ( i have just realised that sounds like raindeer) tell me the answers and i will write in a week. the car is not stolen. thats when i get back, rotters!
love to some of you
Reindeer, ah yes, from an earlier age when i also earned a living being photographed and strutting on a catwalk, someone called me wayne-dear at xmas and then said what it sounded like, they were laughing for hours, kinda stuck..
Right, are we sitting comfortably, behind the two front seats in an Alfa spider there is a shelf, this shelf has a hatch with a catch, open it up and the battery as you are facing the hatch is on the left, get DD to remove it (i really hope you have a dog called Mutley, he was my face) get it charged for 24 hours, if it a sealed battery, ie, no big plastic screws on top, then just charge it up, if it has the screws then remove them and peer inside, you are checking for fluid, deionised water (boiled and left to cool will do) if the level is below the marks (on the outer case) then fill to recommended...then charge, if it still does not start you may have to buy a new one.....point to mention, DO NOT MOVE THE SEATS with the keys in the ignition..