AO Platinum Member
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The land that Time forgot
Your totty has a built-in, millions-of-years-in-the-evolution "threat detector".
She'll shag you if you have a GTV but once you're "her bloke" she'll find the attention you give it (rather than her) a threat.
On top of that she knows that every other bird is gagging to have a go on/in your red pointy thing too.
She'll try to make you sell it and then, when you bought something sensible, complain you're a wimp and not the bloke she fell in love with.
Finally she'll leave you for some rude dude who calls her "*****" and drives a M3 or something as "he's a real man".
No bullets for Chaingun..